Aereo: a parable

June 26, 2014 :: 0 comments

Your neighbor is unable to get TV reception from his property, but you can get it from yours. He asks you if he can put his antenna on your house and runs a cable from it to his house. He offers to pay you $10 a month for the trouble.

Wouldn’t it be silly if the government stepped in to prevent you from making that transaction?

Now that same neighbor decides the long cable isn’t working out. It’s ugly, and the squirrels keep chewing through it. He comes over and replaces the long cable with a short cable plugged into a Slingbox and a DVR so he can watch from home without those pesky squirrels interrupting The Bachelorette.

Two technologies legal to combine in his house, he’s just moved them 50 feet to the other side of the fence.

Three of your neighbors hear about your arrangement. They all bring their own antennas and Slingboxes over and set them up the same way.

Nothing’s changed from your single neighbor, you’ve just got more antennas.

Later 10 more neighbors want to join in, but you decide that having all these neighbors coming over, traipsing through your begonias, and installing their own antennas is a pain in the ass. So you buy 10 antennas and 10 Slingboxes and 10 DVRs yourself, install them and give those 10 neighbors each access to one of them.

Now you’re Aereo and the Supreme Court says you’re violating copyright law.

The birth of cubicle hell

April 29, 2014 :: 1 comment

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Wired chronicles the late 1960s arrival of office furniture that inadvertently gave rise to the dreaded cubicle:

It turned out that companies had no interest in creating autonomous environments for their “human performers.” Instead, they wanted to stuff as many people in as small a space for as cheaply as possible as quickly as possible.

-- "The Cubicle You Call Hell Was Designed To Set You Free"

Double Opt-In helps you

April 2, 2014 :: 0 comments

Marketing communications should be double opt in. When someone subscribes, send them an email to confirm. That does two things…

The poor bastard with a common word on a popular mail host as their email address doesn’t get accidentally subscribed to hundreds of email lists when someone incorrectly types their email in a web form.

The woman who wanted to subscribe to the list, when she doesn’t get the confirmation right away, will realize there’s something wrong and try again, hopefully netting you a real subscriber you weren’t have gotten already.

Make the most of opportunities

March 5, 2013 :: 1 comment

The story of how minor leaguer Brock Bond got into professional baseball is humorous.

It was a mistake. A clerical error.

The Giants meant to take Casey Bond, a gliding, 6-foot-3 center fielder out of Lipscomb University in Tennessee. They mistakenly took a high-achieving, 5-foot-11 infielder from the University of Missouri.

But what he did once he got that opportunity is an inspiration. It’s the story of a guy who realizes he shouldn’t be there, but is determined to make everyone forget that.

Brock Bond had to prove himself at every level but just kept finding ways to get on base, and kept holding on to playing time. A switch hitter, he has drawn 256 walks to 266 strikeouts over six seasons, and last year at Triple-A Fresno, he hit .332 with a .422 OBP in 106 games.

Often, part of success is being in the right place at the right time. What will you do with the opportunity when it happens?

Email as a model for future mobile phone service

February 10, 2013 :: 3 comments

What if your phone wasn’t tied to your phone number?

I think the email model is a possible way to evolve voice telephony and make it more useful and enduring, especially in mobile. You could have multiple "lines" from multiple service providers, on a single device. At one level they would interoperate perfectly, but they might have separate special features or business models, in the same way that Gmail is different to Hosted Exchange or assorted others.

The author, Dean Bubley, knows a thing or two about phone networks and carriers. So this isn’t the wild dreaming of someone who doesn’t understand what’s technically feasible.

Today I might get a call on my mobile to my phone number, one of several Tropo numbers that redirect to my phone number, Skype, a SIP softphone, and probably something I’ve forgotten about. One device, multiple entry points. Messages are the same way. SMS, iMessage, Whatsapp, Skype... they all arrive on my phone.

We’re already doing this today, just the carriers haven’t caught on. If I want two AT&T numbers and a Verizon number, I need three phones. But I think this is coming, and fast.

MySQL inadequecies

February 9, 2013 :: 1 comment

This guy seriously hates MySQL:

Considering MySQL? Use something else. Already on MySQL? Migrate. For every successful project built on MySQL, you could uncover a history of time wasted mitigating MySQL’s inadequacies.

Thesis: databases fill roles ranging from pure storage to complex and interesting data processing; MySQL is differently bad at both tasks. Real apps all fall somewhere between these poles, and suffer variably from both sets of MySQL flaws.

What follows is a 5300 word treatise on the inadequacies, weird design choices, and tradeoffs that MySQL has. You’re really got to have a lot of hate to spend time writing that detailed of an analysis of something.

For those that actually use MySQL, the post serves as a great summary of things you need to be aware of. Not every tool is appropriate for every job, and every database server has some sort of deficiency, so knowing what you’re in for before you start is helpful.

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The Oakland A’s are selling root beer floats to raise money to fight diabetes. Next month, how about beer proceeds donated to AA? Jun 18, 2012 12 :17 via Twitter

Dear gmail, please sort autocomplete contacts by frequency of use. I email my wife Christina way more than I do @ChrisPirillo. Put her 1st. Jun 17, 2012 7 :42 via Twitter

My son’s school is selling or giving my contact info to local businesses. Lovely. Jun 16, 2012 9 :25 via Twitter

Two iPhones in the house took a swim this week. Opened them up, cleaned them out, they’re both working again. Jun 15, 2012 7 :38 via Twitter

If your pitch deck is more about the animations than the company, you’ve already lost. Jun 15, 2012 3 :36 via Twitter

The ER is always filled with interesting people. Jun 14, 2012 10 :04 via Twitter

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