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4 Jan 2003

Cruising through the spam that SpamAssassin caught in the last month, I came across some funny messages.

Final Notice: Pre-Qualified VISA
Final notice? Good, now you’ll stop spamming me?

How does a safe PC sound?
Very, very, quiet.

It’s up to you...
Yes it is. Delete.

no computer should be without...
SpamAssassin?

From the same company:
Mortgage Rates Have Dropped AGAIN! and ALERT: Mortgage Rates On The Rise .. Act Now!
Um, okay.

Info: Foreclosed Homes: FREE Shipping
In a really big box.

What goofball spam have you received recently?

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