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Jan 28, 2005

Mozilla Bug 98491 - Vending machine on the 2nd floor has raised prices by $0.05 in Humor

Sep 16, 2004

Missile balloons! in Humor

Aug 5, 2004

Build an ISP with ordinary household items in Humor

Jul 16, 2004

Turning the tables on Nigeria's e-mail conmen in Humor
Scamming the scammers

Sep 18, 2003

Ordering of letters don't matter in Humor
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas.

Jul 10, 2003

Dakota Indian tribal wisdom on project management in Humor
The Dakota Indians say, 'when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount'. However, in many companies a range of far more advanced strategies are often employed.

Jun 24, 2003

Golf joke: The Doctor, the Priest and the Engineer in Humor
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.

Jun 12, 2003

Ship him on time and bug fre in Humor
We just learned last night that our son will be born by scheduled c-section on July 16th, 2003- his due date. Who says we can't ship products on time?

Jan 17, 2003

Sweet Jesus, AOL Guy! I want to cancel my goddamn service! in Humor
"So am I to understand that you want to cancel your service?" [insert sound here of me slamming my head into wall forcefully] "Golly, it finally recognizes the English language. YES! After saying it to you nigh on twenty times, YES I want to cancel my damned service."

Why Bill Gates is Richer than You in Humor
Should the government be suing Microsoft for violating antitrust laws? Perhaps. But doesn't it seem kind of odd for government lawyers to be typing Microsoft Word documents about how bad Microsoft is?

Nov 27, 2002

The Morning News - The Non Expert's Desk: Thanksgiving in Humor
Never stuff a live turkey.

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