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This can't be good: http://t.co/vJCJ3D2g
This can’t be good: http://t.co/vJCJ3D2g Jun 21, 2012 10 :07 via Twitter...
June 21, 2012 - 12 words,

Am I the only one wondering what would happen if I unplugged that Ethernet cable?
Am I the only one wondering what would happen if I unplugged that Ethernet cable?...
June 19, 2012 - 22 words,

Now I know why my hotel wifi signal is so good: http://t.co/ADAKVtPK
Now I know why my hotel wifi signal is so good: http://t.co/ADAKVtPK Jun 19, 2012...
June 19, 2012 - 19 words,

The Oakland A's are selling root beer floats to raise money to fight diabetes. Next month, how about beer proceeds donated to AA?
The Oakland A’s are selling root beer floats to raise money to fight diabetes. Next...
June 18, 2012 - 30 words,

Dear gmail, please sort autocomplete contacts by frequency of use. I email my wife Christina way more than I do @ChrisPirillo. Put her 1st.
Dear gmail, please sort autocomplete contacts by frequency of use. I email my wife Christina...
June 17, 2012 - 31 words,

My son's school is selling or giving my contact info to local businesses. Lovely.
My son’s school is selling or giving my contact info to local businesses. Lovely. Jun...
June 16, 2012 - 21 words,

Two iPhones in the house took a swim this week. Opened them up, cleaned them out, they're both working again.
Two iPhones in the house took a swim this week. Opened them up, cleaned them...
June 15, 2012 - 27 words,

If your pitch deck is more about the animations than the company, you've already lost.
If your pitch deck is more about the animations than the company, you’ve already lost....
June 15, 2012 - 22 words,

The ER is always filled with interesting people.
The ER is always filled with interesting people. Jun 14, 2012 10 :04 via Twitter...
June 14, 2012 - 15 words,

Proof reading is gud.
Proof reading is gud. Jun 14, 2012 6 :31 via Twitter...
June 14, 2012 - 11 words,

The competition thinks they're winning. They haven't yet figured out they're not even playing the right game.
The competition thinks they’re winning. They haven’t yet figured out they’re not even playing the...
June 12, 2012 - 24 words,

Ethier deal seems like the Dodgers got a steal. I guess we'll know in 5 years.
Ethier deal seems like the Dodgers got a steal. I guess we’ll know in 5...
June 12, 2012 - 23 words,

RT @ananelson: @akalsey Someone needs to make a Downfall scene about how yet another meme has been turned into a Downfall scene :-)
RT @ananelson: @akalsey Someone needs to make a Downfall scene about how yet another meme...
June 12, 2012 - 30 words,

Someone needs to make a Downfall scene about how people should have watched Downfall earlier. /cc @onyxfish
Someone needs to make a Downfall scene about how people should have watched Downfall earlier....
June 12, 2012 - 24 words,

Either Terry Francona is staying in my hotel in Redmond, or someone that looks just like him is.
Either Terry Francona is staying in my hotel in Redmond, or someone that looks just...
June 12, 2012 - 25 words,

As a Californian, when I'm in Seattle, I tend to forget that when I hear "across the border" they mean Canada.
As a Californian, when I’m in Seattle, I tend to forget that when I hear...
June 12, 2012 - 28 words,

They're called User Stories, not User Novellas. Tolstoy would be proud.
They’re called User Stories, not User Novellas. Tolstoy would be proud. Jun 12, 2012 3...
June 12, 2012 - 18 words,

I'm at the courthouse watching people set off the metal detector & continue on as the sheriff deputy reads the paper. http://t.co/8T67Adlp
I’m at the courthouse watching people set off the metal detector & continue on as...
June 12, 2012 - 29 words,

The X-ray screens are mostly unmonitored as well. Nice security you have here.
The X-ray screens are mostly unmonitored as well. Nice security you have here. Jun 12,...
June 12, 2012 - 20 words,

I love @splunk. Currently thinking of a way to make ad hoc datamining a televised extreme sport.
I love @splunk. Currently thinking of a way to make ad hoc datamining a televised...
June 11, 2012 - 24 words,

Oh I get it now. You think you're still in charge.
Oh I get it now. You think you’re still in charge. Jun 11, 2012 8...
June 11, 2012 - 18 words,

Seattle friends: I'll be in your fair city a couple of days this week and a couple of days next week. Anything interesting going on?
Seattle friends: I’ll be in your fair city a couple of days this week and...
June 10, 2012 - 32 words,

Lady, they're called skinny jeans, not "make you skinny" jeans.
Lady, they’re called skinny jeans, not "make you skinny" jeans. Jun 10, 2012 1 :31...
June 10, 2012 - 17 words,

It always amazes me when corporate blog comments are full of spam. Does no one police these? Like this @tripit example http://t.co/RZ7HmoYc
It always amazes me when corporate blog comments are full of spam. Does no one...
June 8, 2012 - 29 words,

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention my sister @missiesarah's birthday. She's at home wondering why today's not a national holiday.
I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention my sister @missiesarah’s birthday. She’s at home wondering...
June 7, 2012 - 28 words,

12.1% ABV. Wow. Maybe I should have checked that before deciding to use 30oz bottles.
12.1% ABV. Wow. Maybe I should have checked that before deciding to use 30oz bottles....
June 7, 2012 - 22 words,

RT @Tropo: Win Tix to the Silicon Valley Startup Mansion Crawl from Tropo - http://t.co/1lBlAgrw
RT @Tropo: Win Tix to the Silicon Valley Startup Mansion Crawl from Tropo - http://t.co/1lBlAgrw...
June 7, 2012 - 22 words,

Do you think people with face tattoos know why they're unemployed?
Do you think people with face tattoos know why they’re unemployed? Jun 7, 2012 6...
June 7, 2012 - 18 words,

"No it's not addictive; I take it all the time." I don't think you understand what "addictive" means.
"No it’s not addictive; I take it all the time." I don’t think you understand...
June 7, 2012 - 25 words,

The only good thing about bottle cleaning day is that it means bottling day is next and tasting is soon.
The only good thing about bottle cleaning day is that it means bottling day is...
June 6, 2012 - 27 words,

The last day of school for local high schools is on a Monday. They realize no one's going to show up, right?
The last day of school for local high schools is on a Monday. They realize...
June 6, 2012 - 29 words,

I have a spam email here offering "lonely generators from china." Are these things that create loneliness or generators that need a friend?
I have a spam email here offering "lonely generators from china." Are these things that...
June 5, 2012 - 30 words,

Many men would love for their wives to be unable to speak, even for a little while. I can tell you, it's actually a big pain in the ass.
Many men would love for their wives to be unable to speak, even for a...
June 5, 2012 - 36 words,

Talk about Facebook's post-IPO performance misses the point. Companies with a 1st day bump leave lots of money on the table. FB did not.
Talk about Facebook’s post-IPO performance misses the point. Companies with a 1st day bump leave...
June 5, 2012 - 31 words,

Most efforts to create a startup hub want to create a supply of venture capital. Seek to create demand instead, and the supply will follow.
Most efforts to create a startup hub want to create a supply of venture capital....
June 4, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @AaronKlein: So @billmaher buys part of the New York Mets. Fair to assume all tickets are now given away for free to the 99%, right?
RT @AaronKlein: So @billmaher buys part of the New York Mets. Fair to assume all...
June 3, 2012 - 33 words,

LOL Soriano.
LOL Soriano. Jun 3, 2012 3 :16 via Twitter...
June 3, 2012 - 9 words,

"If anyone uses our API in their project, we'll show up to the hackathon." Um, you're doing it backwards.
"If anyone uses our API in their project, we’ll show up to the hackathon." Um,...
June 2, 2012 - 26 words,

Also, it drives me nuts that my phone tends to correct whatever typo I write in "whose" to "who's".
Also, it drives me nuts that my phone tends to correct whatever typo I write...
June 2, 2012 - 26 words,

When people are creating a new project management tool, I wonder how they track the project?
When people are creating a new project management tool, I wonder how they track the...
June 2, 2012 - 23 words,

There's a prize for "whoever tweets the most" @cerealhack. But I suppose the guy who's product can automate Twitter is ineligible.
There’s a prize for "whoever tweets the most" @cerealhack. But I suppose the guy who’s...
June 2, 2012 - 28 words,

Happy to be spending the day mentoring teams at @cerealhack at @sacramentopress
Happy to be spending the day mentoring teams at @cerealhack at @sacramentopress Jun 2, 2012...
June 2, 2012 - 19 words,

My $50 @budgetRAC rental car last month had $60 of extra taxes and fees tacked onto the bill. Guess which company I'll never use again?
My $50 @budgetRAC rental car last month had $60 of extra taxes and fees tacked...
June 1, 2012 - 32 words,

Nicely done, Johan.
Nicely done, Johan. Jun 1, 2012 6 :53 via Twitter...
June 1, 2012 - 10 words,

102 of the 285 people on the referee list are minors. 52 are 16 or younger. One as young as 13 years old. Think things through much?
102 of the 285 people on the referee list are minors. 52 are 16 or...
June 1, 2012 - 34 words,

Clueless soccer referee org just sent to their membership the names, emails, locations, and birthdates of 285 members, including minors.
Clueless soccer referee org just sent to their membership the names, emails, locations, and birthdates...
June 1, 2012 - 27 words,

I'm reading telephone carrier integration and setup guides. On a Friday night. I'll understand if you're jealous of my glamorous life.
I’m reading telephone carrier integration and setup guides. On a Friday night. I’ll understand if...
June 1, 2012 - 28 words,

"Please listen carefully, as our menu items have changed." The most useless phrase ever uttered on a telephone?
"Please listen carefully, as our menu items have changed." The most useless phrase ever uttered...
June 1, 2012 - 25 words,

.@BudgetRAC wants a receipt proving you bought gas. Maybe they don't know the car includes a device that indicates how much fuel is in it?
.@BudgetRAC wants a receipt proving you bought gas. Maybe they don’t know the car includes...
June 1, 2012 - 33 words,

Is this @MikeBloomberg's plan to reduce the population density of NYC by making sure people don't want to live there? http://t.co/pTYM3hTC
Is this @MikeBloomberg’s plan to reduce the population density of NYC by making sure people...
June 1, 2012 - 28 words,

Saw someone having a conversation in Facebook comments. I remember when people communicated the old fashioned way: on FidoNet.
Saw someone having a conversation in Facebook comments. I remember when people communicated the old...
June 1, 2012 - 26 words,

It's all fun and games until someone loses a DNS zone.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a DNS zone. May 31, 2012 8...
May 31, 2012 - 18 words,

RT @MissieSarah: @akalsey Can we make a list of obnoxious and unseemly things you should stop doing? I've got over 30 years' worth.
RT @MissieSarah: @akalsey Can we make a list of obnoxious and unseemly things you should...
May 31, 2012 - 30 words,

Gloating in front of others is obnoxious and unseemly. I should probably stop doing it.
Gloating in front of others is obnoxious and unseemly. I should probably stop doing it....
May 31, 2012 - 22 words,

RT @SacHackerLab: Tickets are rolling in for Cereal Hack! Sacramento Mobile Web & Gaming Hackathon! Got your tickets?? June 2nd!... ...
RT @SacHackerLab: Tickets are rolling in for Cereal Hack! Sacramento Mobile Web & Gaming Hackathon!...
May 29, 2012 - 28 words,

Tickets to tomorrow's @rivercats game procured. Manny Ramirez, Yoenis Cespedes, & Brandon Inge all rehabbing there.
Tickets to tomorrow’s @rivercats game procured. Manny Ramirez, Yoenis Cespedes, & Brandon Inge all rehabbing...
May 27, 2012 - 23 words,

I'm racking my wort to a carboy for some dry hopping. It sounds much dirtier than it is. http://t.co/UcpRSfVH
I’m racking my wort to a carboy for some dry hopping. It sounds much dirtier...
May 26, 2012 - 26 words,

I'll be mentoring teams at the @cerealhack in Sacramento on June 2-3. Come hack, meet local developers, and win prizes. http://t.co/A3HoKsPO
I’ll be mentoring teams at the @cerealhack in Sacramento on June 2-3. Come hack, meet...
May 25, 2012 - 28 words,

RT @pmonks: @akalsey I'm imagining this: "Can I ave a megaultra skinny wankaccino with doublewide whipped sprinkles, no ice?" "Get [REDA ...
RT @pmonks: @akalsey I’m imagining this: "Can I ave a megaultra skinny wankaccino with doublewide...
May 25, 2012 - 29 words,

It's fun to watch Starbucks customers try and order in an independent coffee shop.
It’s fun to watch Starbucks customers try and order in an independent coffee shop. May...
May 24, 2012 - 21 words,

Reminder for marketers: permission goes stale. If you haven't emailed me in seven years don't blindly add me to a mailing list.
Reminder for marketers: permission goes stale. If you haven’t emailed me in seven years don’t...
May 24, 2012 - 29 words,

RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneur dinner tonight at Red Rabbit Kitchen http://t.co/wGYL9qAa
RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneur dinner tonight at Red Rabbit Kitchen http://t.co/wGYL9qAa May 24, 2012 2...
May 24, 2012 - 18 words,

I give up. Finally get past the captcha and the page simply says "error: no active cart". Ticketmaster, you suck.
I give up. Finally get past the captcha and the page simply says "error: no...
May 23, 2012 - 27 words,

Ticketmaster: "'Bots' cannot read distorted text as well as humans." That must be why I've failed the test 20 times in a row now.
Ticketmaster: "'Bots' cannot read distorted text as well as humans." That must be why I’ve...
May 23, 2012 - 31 words,

At @pheedo we worried a lot about ads in streams being unobtrusive & consumer friendly. Makes me cringe seeing Twitter timeline ads.
At @pheedo we worried a lot about ads in streams being unobtrusive & consumer friendly....
May 23, 2012 - 29 words,

Hey Sacramento tech entrepreneurs, come join others from the community for dinner tomorrow night. http://t.co/hDhugddE It's fun and free.
Hey Sacramento tech entrepreneurs, come join others from the community for dinner tomorrow night. http://t.co/hDhugddE...
May 23, 2012 - 26 words,

Don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the trolls. (My mantra for today)
Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t feed the...
May 23, 2012 - 31 words,

Really, LG (@LGUS) you take the information I provided to you for the purpose of repairing a defective unit... and try and sell me things?
Really, LG (@LGUS) you take the information I provided to you for the purpose of...
May 23, 2012 - 33 words,

Bip Roberts just said that a player should be a patient and aggressive hitter. Bip talks a lot without saying anything. Same thing?
Bip Roberts just said that a player should be a patient and aggressive hitter. Bip...
May 23, 2012 - 30 words,

Our customer and all-around awesome folks @geoloqi featured in Entrepreneur Mag's 100 Brilliant Companies List http://t.co/AkJXz1aN
Our customer and all-around awesome folks @geoloqi featured in Entrepreneur Mag’s 100 Brilliant Companies List...
May 22, 2012 - 23 words,

Someone inquired about our busyness model. Our model is to stay busy all the time.
Someone inquired about our busyness model. Our model is to stay busy all the time....
May 21, 2012 - 22 words,

If you describe yourself professionally as a networker, there's a good chance that everyone you meet hates you.
If you describe yourself professionally as a networker, there’s a good chance that everyone you...
May 21, 2012 - 25 words,

Overheard: "Zuul is never in the fridge when you need him"
Overheard: "Zuul is never in the fridge when you need him" May 21, 2012 12...
May 21, 2012 - 18 words,

May Entrepreneur Dinner this Thursday at Red Rabbit Kitchen. Sign up at http://t.co/cLNDhVtz
May Entrepreneur Dinner this Thursday at Red Rabbit Kitchen. Sign up at http://t.co/cLNDhVtz May 21,...
May 21, 2012 - 20 words,

I wandered into the homebrew store, thinking I'd try full-grain brewing. I had no idea the equipment requirements. Bought extract.
I wandered into the homebrew store, thinking I’d try full-grain brewing. I had no idea...
May 20, 2012 - 27 words,

Burriss is getting an intentional walk. That's the only way he has a chance of reaching first. #sfgiants
Burriss is getting an intentional walk. That’s the only way he has a chance of...
May 18, 2012 - 25 words,

Time for a little Palate Wrecker.
Time for a little Palate Wrecker. May 18, 2012 7 :23 via Twitter...
May 18, 2012 - 13 words,

How many times today will we need to endure a news story with the line "Facebook changed their status to public"?
How many times today will we need to endure a news story with the line...
May 18, 2012 - 28 words,

Deschutes Hop Henge IPA is delicious. Highly recommended for hop heads.
Deschutes Hop Henge IPA is delicious. Highly recommended for hop heads. May 17, 2012 6...
May 17, 2012 - 18 words,

Interesting. I discovered I have 3G coverage at 30,000 feet.
Interesting. I discovered I have 3G coverage at 30,000 feet. May 17, 2012 4 :52...
May 17, 2012 - 17 words,

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use oath.' Now they have two problems."
"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I’ll use oath.' Now they...
May 16, 2012 - 25 words,

Being a rookie pro athlete must be weird. Not a lot of other jobs where your friends & family are at your first day on the job, observing.
Being a rookie pro athlete must be weird. Not a lot of other jobs where...
May 15, 2012 - 35 words,

From the department of ridiculous conversions: a PT Cruiser limo. Next up, a Mini Cooper dump truck. http://t.co/kSTjjYPU
From the department of ridiculous conversions: a PT Cruiser limo. Next up, a Mini Cooper...
May 15, 2012 - 25 words,

That's the hardest hit ball Burriss has had all year. Almost made it out of the infield grass. #sfgiants
That’s the hardest hit ball Burriss has had all year. Almost made it out of...
May 15, 2012 - 26 words,

I've created a zip file that contains itself. That's right, I made Möbius zip.
I’ve created a zip file that contains itself. That’s right, I made Mobius zip. May...
May 15, 2012 - 21 words,

I just wrote a note for my future self to go back in time and tell my past self to keep the time machine so my current self can use it.
I just wrote a note for my future self to go back in time and...
May 15, 2012 - 38 words,

Side effect of emailing colleagues in China is that suddenly Gmail's spam filters have stopped blocking spam with Chinese characters.
Side effect of emailing colleagues in China is that suddenly Gmail’s spam filters have stopped...
May 15, 2012 - 27 words,

Yelp seems to be a little confused. http://t.co/wGCHvmba
Yelp seems to be a little confused. http://t.co/wGCHvmba May 13, 2012 2 :59 via Twitter...
May 13, 2012 - 15 words,

Someone really knows how to talk to a woman. http://t.co/U8E95bzt
Someone really knows how to talk to a woman. http://t.co/U8E95bzt May 13, 2012 2 :10...
May 13, 2012 - 17 words,

My house and car were egged last night. I know who did it. Breaking their fingers one knuckle at a time is an appropriate response, right?
My house and car were egged last night. I know who did it. Breaking their...
May 13, 2012 - 33 words,

Zack heading off to prom http://t.co/gg7m6hag
Zack heading off to prom http://t.co/gg7m6hag May 12, 2012 5 :40 via Twitter...
May 12, 2012 - 13 words,

Really enjoyed @sacstarts happy hour tonight. If you're in Sacramento & interested in startups, you're missing out by not attending.
Really enjoyed @sacstarts happy hour tonight. If you’re in Sacramento & interested in startups, you’re...
May 11, 2012 - 27 words,

Startup Happy Hour from 4-6pm today. Come grab a beer with fellow entrepreneurs http://t.co/ahfddxX1
Startup Happy Hour from 4-6pm today. Come grab a beer with fellow entrepreneurs http://t.co/ahfddxX1 May...
May 11, 2012 - 21 words,

Worst. Hold. Music. Ever.
Worst. Hold. Music. Ever. May 11, 2012 9 :01 via Twitter...
May 11, 2012 - 11 words,

Added to my sander list: tech support people who's canned answer tells me to do what I already said I did. Did you even read my question?
Added to my sander list: tech support people who’s canned answer tells me to do...
May 11, 2012 - 34 words,

RT @sacstarts: Join us tomorrow from 4-6pm for Startup Happy Hour http://t.co/MyDClnt2
RT @sacstarts: Join us tomorrow from 4-6pm for Startup Happy Hour http://t.co/MyDClnt2 May 10, 2012...
May 10, 2012 - 19 words,

One thing is obvious from the last 12 hours of my Twitter feed. My circle of friends is WAY out of touch with the rest of the country.
One thing is obvious from the last 12 hours of my Twitter feed. My circle...
May 9, 2012 - 35 words,

Ah, SELinux, my old nemesis, we meet again.
Ah, SELinux, my old nemesis, we meet again. May 9, 2012 11 :25 via Twitter...
May 9, 2012 - 15 words,

My life is a jeremiad.
My life is a jeremiad. May 9, 2012 9 :44 via Twitter...
May 9, 2012 - 12 words,

"A Support Technician will respond to your request within 2 business days." Way to take a frustrated customer and make him wait, @jabra_us.
"A Support Technician will respond to your request within 2 business days." Way to take...
May 8, 2012 - 30 words,

The fact the Dodgers have a Hello Kitty bobblehead night this year says everything you need to know about them.
The fact the Dodgers have a Hello Kitty bobblehead night this year says everything you...
May 7, 2012 - 27 words,

"If whatever [Mota] was taking was performance-enhancing, I sure as hell hope he saved the receipt." - @mccoveychron http://t.co/5zXPHfHP
"If whatever [Mota] was taking was performance-enhancing, I sure as hell hope he saved the...
May 7, 2012 - 26 words,

I wonder who powers that? :) RT @mheadd: I love TextBlast. That is all. http://t.co/g9y6nTa3 /cc: @timwis @PhillyPhriedman
I wonder who powers that? :) RT @mheadd: I love TextBlast. That is all. http://t.co/g9y6nTa3...
May 7, 2012 - 25 words,

What an awesome Drupal module: http://t.co/xaQDMBdf
What an awesome Drupal module: http://t.co/xaQDMBdf May 5, 2012 11 :11 via Twitter...
May 5, 2012 - 13 words,

For Star Wars day, I used @Tropo to recreate the Empire Strikes Back hotline from 1980. Call (630) 92-FORCE http://t.co/4vFufd3K
For Star Wars day, I used @Tropo to recreate the Empire Strikes Back hotline from...
May 4, 2012 - 27 words,

RT @Tropo: Happy Star Wars Day from Tropo! Call (630) 92-FORCE and take a look at http://t.co/FSn3lqal
RT @Tropo: Happy Star Wars Day from Tropo! Call (630) 92-FORCE and take a look...
May 4, 2012 - 24 words,

It's going to be that sort of day. My todo list app has just notified me that I have 24 to do items due today.
It’s going to be that sort of day. My todo list app has just notified...
May 4, 2012 - 32 words,

I'm trying not to get frustrated with the non-technical customer service rep at the bank trying to unlock my online banking account.
I’m trying not to get frustrated with the non-technical customer service rep at the bank...
May 3, 2012 - 29 words,

Overheard: "Windows 7? I like XP better. Why does MS have more than one Windows anyway?" Developers: this is how normal people see software.
Overheard: "Windows 7? I like XP better. Why does MS have more than one Windows...
May 3, 2012 - 31 words,

Currently http://t.co/8inmEYft
Currently http://t.co/8inmEYft May 1, 2012 8 :29 via Twitter...
May 1, 2012 - 9 words,

In a related item, my AT&T bill shows that Zack sent 11,910 text messages last month. That's one every 2 minutes for every hour he's awake.
In a related item, my AT&T bill shows that Zack sent 11,910 text messages last...
May 1, 2012 - 33 words,

AT&T Wireless redesigned their monthly bills. Usable, readable, and nice looking bills, from a phone company. What a concept.
AT&T Wireless redesigned their monthly bills. Usable, readable, and nice looking bills, from a phone...
May 1, 2012 - 26 words,

The latest Groovelectric is some of the best music I've heard recently. http://t.co/KSoIiA6V Vintage swing mixed with electronica.
The latest Groovelectric is some of the best music I’ve heard recently. http://t.co/KSoIiA6V Vintage swing...
April 30, 2012 - 25 words,

Someone posted a misspelled lost dog sign in my neighborhood saying, "Lost Husy" and some joker wrote on the bottom, "found Jesus."
Someone posted a misspelled lost dog sign in my neighborhood saying, "Lost Husy" and some...
April 30, 2012 - 29 words,

Airport announcement: all pets must be kept in their original container.
Airport announcement: all pets must be kept in their original container. Apr 29, 2012 10...
April 29, 2012 - 18 words,

At Philly airport, people aren't dangerous, but shampoo is. No naked scanners at United terminals, but TSA is strict on liquids in the bag.
At Philly airport, people aren’t dangerous, but shampoo is. No naked scanners at United terminals,...
April 28, 2012 - 31 words,

Settling in for a Phillies vs Cubs game. Cold and chance of rain, but still awesome. http://t.co/x6TYc0tC
Settling in for a Phillies vs Cubs game. Cold and chance of rain, but still...
April 28, 2012 - 24 words,

Taxi driver who just asked me for directions: you understand you just picked me up at a hotel, right?
Taxi driver who just asked me for directions: you understand you just picked me up...
April 28, 2012 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: Tropo-powered apps win 1st & 2nd place at the #BCNIPhillly hackathon. Sheltr wins first & Switchboard takes second.
RT @Tropo: Tropo-powered apps win 1st & 2nd place at the #BCNIPhillly hackathon. Sheltr wins...
April 28, 2012 - 27 words,

Suggestion for hackathons: find some designers or design students to act as a shared resource. Nice-looking apps attract more attention.
Suggestion for hackathons: find some designers or design students to act as a shared resource....
April 28, 2012 - 27 words,

The upside of a 6am flight is it almost guarantees an upgrade.
The upside of a 6am flight is it almost guarantees an upgrade. Apr 28, 2012...
April 28, 2012 - 19 words,

RT @digiphile: http://t.co/C2AqAIKz RT @datahh Scraping, then APIs, then "citizens creating data about what governments should be doing" ...
RT @digiphile: http://t.co/C2AqAIKz RT @datahh Scraping, then APIs, then "citizens creating data about what governments...
April 28, 2012 - 26 words,

These 6am flights always sound like a good idea when I book them. Not so much when I contemplate arriving at the airport at 5am tomorrow.
These 6am flights always sound like a good idea when I book them. Not so...
April 28, 2012 - 33 words,

A familiar scene: morning at BarCamp. Talks going up on the @BCNIPhilly schedule. http://t.co/VDb7J6ds
A familiar scene: morning at BarCamp. Talks going up on the @BCNIPhilly schedule. http://t.co/VDb7J6ds Apr...
April 27, 2012 - 21 words,

Up early for the @Tropo powered hackathon at @BCNIPhilly. Helping improve citizen access to information.
Up early for the @Tropo powered hackathon at @BCNIPhilly. Helping improve citizen access to information....
April 27, 2012 - 22 words,

RT @Tropo: Setting up for the @BCNIPhilly Hackathon at Temple University. Hacking the news in a TV studio. http://t.co/yjhYyvq9
RT @Tropo: Setting up for the @BCNIPhilly Hackathon at Temple University. Hacking the news in...
April 27, 2012 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: The @phillytechweek Signature Event is rocking. http://t.co/RDtdcy6Q
RT @Tropo: The @phillytechweek Signature Event is rocking. http://t.co/RDtdcy6Q Apr 27, 2012 4 :48 via...
April 27, 2012 - 16 words,

...and to think, you looked so normal before you spoke.
...and to think, you looked so normal before you spoke. Apr 27, 2012 4 :37...
April 27, 2012 - 17 words,

Damn, I spilled coffee on my desk and it somehow got into my laptop. Won't power up. Off to find an apple store in Philly.
Damn, I spilled coffee on my desk and it somehow got into my laptop. Won’t...
April 27, 2012 - 32 words,

My cab driver believes in "Offensive Driving." Never seen such an aggressive driver. Who needs roads when you have sidewalks & a horn?
My cab driver believes in "Offensive Driving." Never seen such an aggressive driver. Who needs...
April 27, 2012 - 30 words,

A friend from when I was growing up is now a grandpa. Apparently I'm that old.
A friend from when I was growing up is now a grandpa. Apparently I’m that...
April 27, 2012 - 23 words,

Fun thing about travel out of town: ran in to @tedc and @jeffkirkell at a database meetup. Then beers and laughs with @tedc after.
Fun thing about travel out of town: ran in to @tedc and @jeffkirkell at a...
April 26, 2012 - 31 words,

RT @Tropo: Philly Tropo users, come out the the @BCNIPhilly Hackathon on Saturday. http://t.co/gldecFwb Open data, code, fun, prizes, ...
RT @Tropo: Philly Tropo users, come out the the @BCNIPhilly Hackathon on Saturday. http://t.co/gldecFwb Open...
April 26, 2012 - 27 words,

Big fire at Penn Landing. Happened to look outside my window as it started. http://t.co/7OeKKMu7
Big fire at Penn Landing. Happened to look outside my window as it started. http://t.co/7OeKKMu7...
April 26, 2012 - 22 words,

Stopped in a local brewpub for a beer and found live jazz and the Stanley Cup playoffs in OT. Talked some baseball with the bartender.
Stopped in a local brewpub for a beer and found live jazz and the Stanley...
April 25, 2012 - 32 words,

This was a surprising sight on the road in Philly. http://t.co/bftKhRvu
This was a surprising sight on the road in Philly. http://t.co/bftKhRvu Apr 25, 2012 11...
April 25, 2012 - 18 words,

Public wifi, parks, transit, and the like are appreciated by people who are there, but people are attracted to people, not things.
Public wifi, parks, transit, and the like are appreciated by people who are there, but...
April 25, 2012 - 29 words,

Most govt officials think that if you only create infrastructure, tech entrepreneurs will flock there. Wifi, transit, etc. Not true at all
Most govt officials think that if you only create infrastructure, tech entrepreneurs will flock there....
April 25, 2012 - 29 words,

Interesting to hear Philly councilman say city can't create a tech hub. It must grow organically. Most officials don't get that.
Interesting to hear Philly councilman say city can’t create a tech hub. It must grow...
April 25, 2012 - 28 words,

At Tech Friendly Philly, they're talking about building shipping capacity. Confused how cargo ships are relevant to encouraging tech growth.
At Tech Friendly Philly, they’re talking about building shipping capacity. Confused how cargo ships are...
April 25, 2012 - 27 words,

"If anyone is having issues with Outlook, please contact IT." - What if my issues are philosophical in nature?
"If anyone is having issues with Outlook, please contact IT." - What if my issues...
April 24, 2012 - 26 words,

How do you people who monitor email in real time throughout the day and read email during conference calls actually get anything done?
How do you people who monitor email in real time throughout the day and read...
April 24, 2012 - 30 words,

RT @thedyers: Thank you @akalsey , @crashplan definitely saved my ass today #awesome
RT @thedyers: Thank you @akalsey , @crashplan definitely saved my ass today #awesome Apr 23,...
April 23, 2012 - 20 words,

Radio announcer just said Freddy Sanchez is expected to get to 2nd base in a few days. Can't you give the poor guy some privacy? #sfgiants
Radio announcer just said Freddy Sanchez is expected to get to 2nd base in a...
April 23, 2012 - 33 words,

Here at @Tropo HQ, we're asking the important questions... "Do bathtub distilleries explode as often as backyard meth labs?"
Here at @Tropo HQ, we’re asking the important questions... "Do bathtub distilleries explode as often...
April 23, 2012 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: Meet Tropo at @PhillyTechWeek and hack the news at @BCNIPhilly Hackathon - http://t.co/t4wkjkpa
RT @Tropo: Meet Tropo at @PhillyTechWeek and hack the news at @BCNIPhilly Hackathon - http://t.co/t4wkjkpa...
April 23, 2012 - 22 words,

I don't know what's worse: this 90 degree heat or knowing that in a couple of months 90 will seem cool.
I don’t know what’s worse: this 90 degree heat or knowing that in a couple...
April 22, 2012 - 28 words,

Philly friends, I'll be arriving Tuesday for tech week and the @Tropo News Innovation hackathon. Any must-attend events I should hit?
Philly friends, I’ll be arriving Tuesday for tech week and the @Tropo News Innovation hackathon....
April 22, 2012 - 28 words,

Fleeting fame: Lisa Loeb is performing today in Folsom, CA. At the Whole Foods Bier Garten.
Fleeting fame: Lisa Loeb is performing today in Folsom, CA. At the Whole Foods Bier...
April 22, 2012 - 23 words,

RT @sacstarts: [new post] Want an introduction to investors? Here's how to get them. http://t.co/YWDi8TGV
RT @sacstarts: [new post] Want an introduction to investors? Here’s how to get them. http://t.co/YWDi8TGV...
April 21, 2012 - 22 words,

Also in the Disney Chimpanzee movie, which one of the monkeys is the vampire? #meetoscar
Also in the Disney Chimpanzee movie, which one of the monkeys is the vampire? #meetoscar...
April 21, 2012 - 22 words,

Saw a commercial for that new Disney Chimpanzee movie, and I'm amazed how far computer animation has come.
Saw a commercial for that new Disney Chimpanzee movie, and I’m amazed how far computer...
April 21, 2012 - 25 words,

Er, 21st overall, 20th regular season perfect game.
Er, 21st overall, 20th regular season perfect game. Apr 21, 2012 3 :27 via Twitter...
April 21, 2012 - 15 words,

For a minute there, I didn't think Fox was going to show the end of Humber throwing the 20th perfect game in MLB history.
For a minute there, I didn’t think Fox was going to show the end of...
April 21, 2012 - 31 words,

The end of this Humber game is perfect drama.
The end of this Humber game is perfect drama. Apr 21, 2012 3 :26 via...
April 21, 2012 - 16 words,

I bet the pitchers would play better infield defense, too. #LOLHuff
I bet the pitchers would play better infield defense, too. #LOLHuff Apr 21, 2012 2...
April 21, 2012 - 18 words,

I'm getting a little tired of Bochy's sans-a-Belt lineups. Some of the starting pitchers are out hitting Huff.
I’m getting a little tired of Bochy’s sans-a-Belt lineups. Some of the starting pitchers are...
April 21, 2012 - 25 words,

RT @ajpiano: Any JSON that is hand-written instead of generated is to be known as "Free-range Organic JSON" from this point forward
RT @ajpiano: Any JSON that is hand-written instead of generated is to be known as...
April 21, 2012 - 29 words,

RT @DrupalAssoc: DrupalCon Munich is around the corner: call for papers and registration open http://t.co/txLLdyld
RT @DrupalAssoc: DrupalCon Munich is around the corner: call for papers and registration open http://t.co/txLLdyld...
April 20, 2012 - 22 words,

We're hiring a #Drupal developer. Hit me up if interested. Bay Area and able to work from our SF SoMa office strongly preferred.
We’re hiring a #Drupal developer. Hit me up if interested. Bay Area and able to...
April 20, 2012 - 30 words,

"Join us in Berlin for Telecom Cloud Services next week" - nothing like giving the out of towners a little notice.
"Join us in Berlin for Telecom Cloud Services next week" - nothing like giving the...
April 18, 2012 - 28 words,

Hotel offers $20 "Business Package" at booking to add internet access. Fee for in room purchase of said access? $10.
Hotel offers $20 "Business Package" at booking to add internet access. Fee for in room...
April 17, 2012 - 27 words,

Quickest way to get good engineers to ignore your recruiting email is to USE ALL CAPS AND LOTS OF!!!!! while leaving out the company name.
Quickest way to get good engineers to ignore your recruiting email is to USE ALL...
April 17, 2012 - 32 words,

The truth behind how SMS works at the carriers. http://t.co/neid0B4N
The truth behind how SMS works at the carriers. http://t.co/neid0B4N Apr 17, 2012 9 :21...
April 17, 2012 - 17 words,

Where's Cody Ross when you need him?
Where’s Cody Ross when you need him? Apr 16, 2012 7 :42 via Twitter...
April 16, 2012 - 14 words,

This is the way to watch an #SFGiants game. http://t.co/Hbuz87GE
This is the way to watch an #SFGiants game. http://t.co/Hbuz87GE Apr 16, 2012 6 :39...
April 16, 2012 - 17 words,

Short shorts with wingtips & no socks is not a pretty look. Especially if you're a 30 year old man. Is this some sort of new hipster thing?
Short shorts with wingtips & no socks is not a pretty look. Especially if you’re...
April 16, 2012 - 35 words,

It's sad that my Dodger fan friends are using "marginally better than the Pirates and Padres" as the measurement of their team.
It’s sad that my Dodger fan friends are using "marginally better than the Pirates and...
April 16, 2012 - 29 words,

"Can ask someone to fax that to us?" I don't know. Let me find a pay phone and call their beeper so I can ask.
"Can ask someone to fax that to us?" I don’t know. Let me find a...
April 16, 2012 - 32 words,

My wife, trying to light a lantern: "The wick doesn't work anymore." Me: "They make pills for that now."
My wife, trying to light a lantern: "The wick doesn’t work anymore." Me: "They make...
April 15, 2012 - 26 words,

RT @steely_glint: recording of the WebRTC session is up http://t.co/Cs3hjypA some great contributions - @danyork @elagerway @juberti @sl ...
RT @steely_glint: recording of the WebRTC session is up http://t.co/Cs3hjypA some great contributions - @danyork...
April 15, 2012 - 26 words,

It's time for our daily California spring hailstorm. Whoever's running the weather needs to check the calendar. And a map.
It’s time for our daily California spring hailstorm. Whoever’s running the weather needs to check...
April 13, 2012 - 27 words,

I hate people who make passive aggressive statements through social media directed at no one in particular.
I hate people who make passive aggressive statements through social media directed at no one...
April 13, 2012 - 24 words,

Our @Voxeo "anything goes" chat currently has a raging discussion on local places to buy meat curing and bacon making supplies. #loveit
Our @Voxeo "anything goes" chat currently has a raging discussion on local places to buy...
April 13, 2012 - 29 words,

I was irritated that this magazine required my tech review to be in MS Word format until I remembered it's a Microsoft magazine.
I was irritated that this magazine required my tech review to be in MS Word...
April 12, 2012 - 30 words,

Local biz owners ask NBA to push for sale of Kings? http://t.co/AXrVCXqL How'd they like someone to demand they sell their companies?
Local biz owners ask NBA to push for sale of Kings? http://t.co/AXrVCXqL How’d they like...
April 12, 2012 - 29 words,

In 150 years, there have been 18,000 players to make a MLB appearance. Jaime Moyer has pitched to nearly 9% of them. Seriously.
In 150 years, there have been 18,000 players to make a MLB appearance. Jaime Moyer...
April 12, 2012 - 30 words,

If the #SFGiants aren't going to score runs, at least they've got that great pitching.
If the #SFGiants aren’t going to score runs, at least they’ve got that great pitching....
April 11, 2012 - 22 words,

Can I claim my dogs as dependents? How about if they're very needy?
Can I claim my dogs as dependents? How about if they’re very needy? Apr 11,...
April 11, 2012 - 20 words,

Why is my tax software offering to blind or permanently disable me?
Why is my tax software offering to blind or permanently disable me? Apr 11, 2012...
April 11, 2012 - 19 words,

The best description of PHP 5.4 changes I've seen yet, from @codediesel. http://t.co/kvv4W2Ul (via @thedyers)
The best description of PHP 5.4 changes I’ve seen yet, from @codediesel. http://t.co/kvv4W2Ul (via @thedyers)...
April 10, 2012 - 22 words,

If your code formatting style could best be described as "random" you can be certain every developer who maintains your code will hate you.
If your code formatting style could best be described as "random" you can be certain...
April 10, 2012 - 31 words,

Apparently answering "how are you today?" with "how's that any of your business?" gets you labeled as anti-social.
Apparently answering "how are you today?" with "how’s that any of your business?" gets you...
April 10, 2012 - 25 words,

Nice job with this ecommerce site usability. During checkout I'm now step 8 of 3.
Nice job with this ecommerce site usability. During checkout I’m now step 8 of 3....
April 10, 2012 - 22 words,

New company idea: Thugs as a Service - local tough guys, metered billing, scales with demand.
New company idea: Thugs as a Service - local tough guys, metered billing, scales with...
April 10, 2012 - 23 words,

Tools like Rapportive show your Facebook profile photo to email recipients. Just something to keep in mind before you pose shirtless.
Tools like Rapportive show your Facebook profile photo to email recipients. Just something to keep...
April 10, 2012 - 28 words,

All this time, and the answer was Barry Zito. Who knew?
All this time, and the answer was Barry Zito. Who knew? Apr 9, 2012 4...
April 9, 2012 - 18 words,

I love @mheadd's new domain: http://t.co/Gq0QL3sp
I love @mheadd’s new domain: http://t.co/Gq0QL3sp Apr 8, 2012 4 :22 via Twitter...
April 8, 2012 - 13 words,

The @sfgiants are on pace to lose 162 games this year. It's all uphill from here.
The @sfgiants are on pace to lose 162 games this year. It’s all uphill from...
April 8, 2012 - 23 words,

Um, @lagunitasbrewco's tweets are protected? Whoever's running marketing there should be looking for a new job.
Um, @lagunitasbrewco’s tweets are protected? Whoever’s running marketing there should be looking for a new...
April 8, 2012 - 23 words,

Had a @greenflashbeer Palate Wrecker followed by a @lagunitasbrewco Hop Stoopid. Palate Wrecker lives up to its name.
Had a @greenflashbeer Palate Wrecker followed by a @lagunitasbrewco Hop Stoopid. Palate Wrecker lives up...
April 8, 2012 - 25 words,

So much for building around pitching and defense. #SFGiants
So much for building around pitching and defense. #SFGiants Apr 8, 2012 3 :49 via...
April 8, 2012 - 16 words,

Anyone else celebrating today's anniversary of the ratification of the 21st Amendment?
Anyone else celebrating today’s anniversary of the ratification of the 21st Amendment? Apr 7, 2012...
April 7, 2012 - 19 words,

For a town with a lot of great food, the San Diego ballpark has some unbelievably limited eating options.
For a town with a lot of great food, the San Diego ballpark has some...
April 7, 2012 - 26 words,

This must be airport where liquids are dangerous. Dozens of flights per year, & San Diego TSA is the first ever to balk at liquid in my bag.
This must be airport where liquids are dangerous. Dozens of flights per year, & San...
April 7, 2012 - 35 words,

Getting ready to watch the Padres beat the Dodgers. Nice ballpark. http://t.co/m9FmsOZv
Getting ready to watch the Padres beat the Dodgers. Nice ballpark. http://t.co/m9FmsOZv Apr 6, 2012...
April 6, 2012 - 19 words,

Indulge me while I give Kyle Lohse a virtual standing ovation. Taking a no hitter into the 7th is no easy feat.
Indulge me while I give Kyle Lohse a virtual standing ovation. Taking a no hitter...
April 4, 2012 - 29 words,

Free booze in my hotel lobby. Baseball on the tv. I might never leave.
Free booze in my hotel lobby. Baseball on the tv. I might never leave. Apr...
April 4, 2012 - 21 words,

I found dueling pianos in San Diego. Where's @johnnydiggz when you need him? http://t.co/Bm9Wy4ql
I found dueling pianos in San Diego. Where’s @johnnydiggz when you need him? http://t.co/Bm9Wy4ql Apr...
April 3, 2012 - 21 words,

Flying through the danger zone. http://t.co/OOJs3wIU
Flying through the danger zone. http://t.co/OOJs3wIU Apr 3, 2012 1 :26 via Twitter...
April 3, 2012 - 13 words,

We're hiring a Drupal Developer in SF to help us shape the future of communications. Come join @tropo http://t.co/yGRlOxXS
We’re hiring a Drupal Developer in SF to help us shape the future of communications....
April 3, 2012 - 26 words,

First Beard sighting of the year. http://t.co/ZPhU9rlp
First Beard sighting of the year. http://t.co/ZPhU9rlp Apr 2, 2012 10 :02 via Twitter...
April 2, 2012 - 14 words,

You know how the symptoms of every disease sounds like something you might have? I'm pretty sure I've got this: http://t.co/RkWLVEFr
You know how the symptoms of every disease sounds like something you might have? I’m...
April 2, 2012 - 28 words,

Note to pretty much every company on the internet: You're not funny. You can stop trying now.
Note to pretty much every company on the internet: You’re not funny. You can stop...
April 1, 2012 - 24 words,

So excited to try Kindle Prime lending that I didn't think too much about the book. Burned my one-a-month limit on a $2 book.
So excited to try Kindle Prime lending that I didn’t think too much about the...
April 1, 2012 - 31 words,

"Borrow a book as frequently as once per month " - who are these slow readers that ebook libraries are designed for?
"Borrow a book as frequently as once per month " - who are these slow...
April 1, 2012 - 29 words,

"With your Amazon Prime membership, you can borrow this book for free from your Kindle device." -- Woah, that's awesome!
"With your Amazon Prime membership, you can borrow this book for free from your Kindle...
April 1, 2012 - 27 words,

If I block users with promoted tweets, will I see their future tweet ads? Or did Twitter choose dollars over users?
If I block users with promoted tweets, will I see their future tweet ads? Or...
April 1, 2012 - 28 words,

For $200 I can get a mobile phone jammer. http://t.co/G6Y7cPca Wonder if they can deliver to a moving train in the next 10 minutes?
For $200 I can get a mobile phone jammer. http://t.co/G6Y7cPca Wonder if they can deliver...
March 29, 2012 - 31 words,

I have earphones and beer. I will defeat the teen drama girl.
I have earphones and beer. I will defeat the teen drama girl. Mar 29, 2012...
March 29, 2012 - 19 words,

Oh, good, the teenage girl with boy drama problems and unlimited mobile minutes sat facing me on the train.
Oh, good, the teenage girl with boy drama problems and unlimited mobile minutes sat facing...
March 29, 2012 - 26 words,

What a brilliant idea. Candy crates, a box of assorted nostalgic candies from different decades. The 80s box: http://t.co/3aShFJOa
What a brilliant idea. Candy crates, a box of assorted nostalgic candies from different decades....
March 28, 2012 - 26 words,

Under Obamacare, we go to the airport security lines for prostate exams now, right?
Under Obamacare, we go to the airport security lines for prostate exams now, right? Mar...
March 28, 2012 - 21 words,

That's why I travel with my guns in my toothpaste. RT @castirony @akalsey But what if he had guns in his shoes? Huh? Huh?
That’s why I travel with my guns in my toothpaste. RT @castirony @akalsey But what...
March 28, 2012 - 31 words,

Guy tried to fly out of Sac with lots of guns. TSA claims success, but pre-TSA security would have got him too. http://t.co/ukdBlD25
Guy tried to fly out of Sac with lots of guns. TSA claims success, but...
March 28, 2012 - 30 words,

Someday I'd like to hire someone to dress up as a clown and shadow me everywhere for a day while I pretend to not notice he's there.
Someday I’d like to hire someone to dress up as a clown and shadow me...
March 28, 2012 - 34 words,

What part of "no" is too complex for you to understand?
What part of "no" is too complex for you to understand? Mar 28, 2012 3...
March 28, 2012 - 18 words,

After a mis-click on a prom dress from a "customers who bought this..." link, Amazon thinks I'm a teenage girl.
After a mis-click on a prom dress from a "customers who bought this..." link, Amazon...
March 28, 2012 - 27 words,

I have no idea what this TV show is, but judging by the fluffy white cat he's stroking, CeeLo Green is playing a James Bond villain.
I have no idea what this TV show is, but judging by the fluffy white...
March 26, 2012 - 33 words,

A principal theme of Hunger Games is starvation. So of course a cookbook makes perfect sense. http://t.co/LrenLIvB
A principal theme of Hunger Games is starvation. So of course a cookbook makes perfect...
March 25, 2012 - 24 words,

At the grocery store I managed to get in line behind the guy with his own bags, 50 coupons, and writing a check. What, no payment w/ dimes?
At the grocery store I managed to get in line behind the guy with his...
March 25, 2012 - 35 words,

.@Sacbiz is holding a social media contest scored by likes & followers. Can't wait for the web site hit counter competition. ROI matters.
.@Sacbiz is holding a social media contest scored by likes & followers. Can’t wait for...
March 24, 2012 - 31 words,

Was just asked how secure SMS messages were. My response: Don't put anything in a text message that you wouldn't print on a tshirt.
Was just asked how secure SMS messages were. My response: Don’t put anything in a...
March 23, 2012 - 31 words,

"Klout believes you are influential about TSA" - Can that be used in the real world? Because I have some TSA influence I'd like to wield.
"Klout believes you are influential about TSA" - Can that be used in the real...
March 23, 2012 - 33 words,

Scores of companies tried to unseat the privacy suck that is Evite. Facebook did it. This frying pan is hot. Let's jump into the fire...
Scores of companies tried to unseat the privacy suck that is Evite. Facebook did it....
March 23, 2012 - 32 words,

Solar farms on unused federal lands is ok, but oil drills are not?
Solar farms on unused federal lands is ok, but oil drills are not? Mar 22,...
March 22, 2012 - 20 words,

An accordion version of Cantaloupe Island is a lot better than you'd think from the description "accordion version of Cantaloupe Island"
An accordion version of Cantaloupe Island is a lot better than you’d think from the...
March 22, 2012 - 28 words,

Every rose has it's thorn. And when I hear Poison, I want to use those thorns on my own eardrums.
Every rose has it’s thorn. And when I hear Poison, I want to use those...
March 21, 2012 - 27 words,

I seem to have stumbled on @lancewalley's secret lair at Insight coffee.
I seem to have stumbled on @lancewalley’s secret lair at Insight coffee. Mar 21, 2012...
March 21, 2012 - 19 words,

*ring* "Hello, I'm calling with an opinion poll." You want my opinions? I'm afraid I don't have that sort of time.
ring "Hello, I’m calling with an opinion poll." You want my opinions? I’m afraid I...
March 21, 2012 - 28 words,

Funny, @tmornini is "deprecating email." I bet most of us wish we could do that.
Funny, @tmornini is "deprecating email." I bet most of us wish we could do that....
March 21, 2012 - 22 words,

A developer for the Fed gov't told me there's too much red tape required to release his Drupal module. I suggested a FOIA request.
A developer for the Fed gov’t told me there’s too much red tape required to...
March 21, 2012 - 31 words,

Seventeen year ago today, I drove up to Tahoe with a girlfriend and drove back home with a wife. Happy anniversary, Christina.
Seventeen year ago today, I drove up to Tahoe with a girlfriend and drove back...
March 21, 2012 - 29 words,

Men, would you enjoy a tech event with shirtless male models as hosts? No? Then how do you think women engineers feel about booth babes?
Men, would you enjoy a tech event with shirtless male models as hosts? No? Then...
March 21, 2012 - 32 words,

My birthday's in early April, so you'd think it would often fall on Easter. Yet this will be the first year that's ever happened.
My birthday’s in early April, so you’d think it would often fall on Easter. Yet...
March 21, 2012 - 31 words,

The TSA isn't totally useless. They HAVE confiscated 4" plastic toy guns from children. Protecting the skies from GI Joe.
The TSA isn’t totally useless. They HAVE confiscated 4" plastic toy guns from children. Protecting...
March 20, 2012 - 27 words,

Your tax dollars at work: 12 TSA agents at the security line at 9pm. No passengers. That's for wasting my money, Feds.
Your tax dollars at work: 12 TSA agents at the security line at 9pm. No...
March 20, 2012 - 29 words,

It sickening to realize that with all the money spent and civil liberties impinged, the TSA has not stopped a single terrorist.
It sickening to realize that with all the money spent and civil liberties impinged, the...
March 20, 2012 - 29 words,

Flying out of the United terminal at Denver? The security line farthest to the right doesn't have body scanners installed.
Flying out of the United terminal at Denver? The security line farthest to the right...
March 20, 2012 - 27 words,

Protip: don't have loud conversations about your future plans in a public space when your competitor is sitting at the next table.
Protip: don’t have loud conversations about your future plans in a public space when your...
March 20, 2012 - 29 words,

It's always great to meet @Tropo customers. I just met up with @flocknote's @geerlingguy at Drupalcon.
It’s always great to meet @Tropo customers. I just met up with @flocknote’s @geerlingguy at...
March 20, 2012 - 23 words,

Are hotel showers intentionally designed to be hard to use? I never see one designed like any shower I've ever seen before.
Are hotel showers intentionally designed to be hard to use? I never see one designed...
March 20, 2012 - 29 words,

I propose that we start including ⚒ in all #drupalcon Denver tweets. http://t.co/HvqrGHmy
I propose that we start including [?] in all #drupalcon Denver tweets. http://t.co/HvqrGHmy Mar 20,...
March 20, 2012 - 20 words,

Two good things the new @united kept: the iPhone app and the Elite Access lane
Two good things the new @united kept: the iPhone app and the Elite Access lane...
March 20, 2012 - 22 words,

After the United/Continental merger, @united has kept the worst features from each airline: Website, freq flyer, logo, no pwr/wifi.
After the United/Continental merger, @united has kept the worst features from each airline: Website, freq...
March 20, 2012 - 26 words,

There's two types of people in the world: those that understand unicode and those ꠩�� �꠩��� ꠩꠩
There’s two types of people in the world: those that understand unicode and those [?]...
March 19, 2012 - 25 words,

RT @Tropo: Teams have formed at the #DrupalCon API Hackathon and applications are being designed. http://t.co/ZuXXk9fF
RT @Tropo: Teams have formed at the #DrupalCon API Hackathon and applications are being designed....
March 19, 2012 - 23 words,

Did I see that right? The ball girls in the Tigers/Phillies spring training game are wearing Hooters costumes?
Did I see that right? The ball girls in the Tigers/Phillies spring training game are...
March 19, 2012 - 25 words,

Big companies: Creating a startup culture means empowering employees & breaking down processes. Not "get everyone working 80 hours."
Big companies: Creating a startup culture means empowering employees & breaking down processes. Not "get...
March 19, 2012 - 26 words,

Don't ask why the FAA has been slow to allow Kindles at takeoff/land. Ask why they still require airlines show you how a seatbelt works.
Don’t ask why the FAA has been slow to allow Kindles at takeoff/land. Ask why...
March 19, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @DeputyMark: ANSWER: A big fucking airplane RT @akalsey: That was a new one. TSA ID checker quizzing guy: What brought you to Califo ...
RT @DeputyMark: ANSWER: A big fucking airplane RT @akalsey: That was a new one. TSA...
March 18, 2012 - 32 words,

My taxi driver is managing to occupy thee lanes of the freeway at once.
My taxi driver is managing to occupy thee lanes of the freeway at once. Mar...
March 18, 2012 - 21 words,

The TSA realizes Americans are allowed free and unrestricted travel between states, right? This wasn't a border crossing.
The TSA realizes Americans are allowed free and unrestricted travel between states, right? This wasn’t...
March 18, 2012 - 25 words,

That was a new one. TSA ID checker quizzing guy: What brought you to California? What sort of business are you in? How long were you here?
That was a new one. TSA ID checker quizzing guy: What brought you to California?...
March 18, 2012 - 34 words,

Must be @drupalcon time: http://t.co/1bzF7uvn
Must be @drupalcon time: http://t.co/1bzF7uvn Mar 18, 2012 7 :50 via Twitter...
March 18, 2012 - 12 words,

There is nothing quite so terrifying as sitting as a passenger with a new driver.
There is nothing quite so terrifying as sitting as a passenger with a new driver....
March 18, 2012 - 22 words,

I've heard of speed dating, but this was a speed wedding. Three minutes and we're done.
I’ve heard of speed dating, but this was a speed wedding. Three minutes and we’re...
March 17, 2012 - 23 words,

How is it that neither Twitter nor popular twitter clients have managed to implement effective spam filtering?
How is it that neither Twitter nor popular twitter clients have managed to implement effective...
March 17, 2012 - 24 words,

Do you think the Groupon elevator pitch was "Woot for restaurants"?
Do you think the Groupon elevator pitch was "Woot for restaurants"? Mar 17, 2012 8...
March 17, 2012 - 18 words,

On @sacstarts: Entrepreneurs, we need you. The super secret thing you need to do in order to get started. http://t.co/IKrE8K0e
On @sacstarts: Entrepreneurs, we need you. The super secret thing you need to do in...
March 16, 2012 - 27 words,

The @drupalcon hackathon was over capacity, so we had to get a bigger room. #awesome Sign up while there's still room. http://t.co/7pb3eAap
The @drupalcon hackathon was over capacity, so we had to get a bigger room. #awesome...
March 16, 2012 - 29 words,

Or better yet, 1138. Why didn't I think of that before?
Or better yet, 1138. Why didn’t I think of that before? Mar 15, 2012 7...
March 15, 2012 - 18 words,

I need to choose a conference ID for use with our conference system. I'm thinking 8675309
I need to choose a conference ID for use with our conference system. I’m thinking...
March 15, 2012 - 23 words,

The @Drupalcon hackathon is filling up, but I know a guy who can pull some strings. If you didn't get in, let me know. http://t.co/xHnfCDur
The @Drupalcon hackathon is filling up, but I know a guy who can pull some...
March 15, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @Tropo: 3000+ attending #DrupalCon, are you? Don't miss the Tropo Hackathon for social good! Help others, win prizes #winwin http:// ...
RT @Tropo: 3000+ attending #DrupalCon, are you? Don’t miss the Tropo Hackathon for social good!...
March 15, 2012 - 29 words,

Corp IT struggle w/ cloud is interesting. "No cloud for email. Must be on the desktop." What if my desktop is in the cloud?
Corp IT struggle w/ cloud is interesting. "No cloud for email. Must be on the...
March 15, 2012 - 31 words,

The great thing about building a product nobody wants is that it's easy to capture 100% of the addressable market.
The great thing about building a product nobody wants is that it’s easy to capture...
March 15, 2012 - 27 words,

Meanwhile, while I await your sales guy to schedule a demo, I'm researching, trying and buying from your competition.
Meanwhile, while I await your sales guy to schedule a demo, I’m researching, trying and...
March 14, 2012 - 26 words,

I have to send you an email and wait 1-2 business days for a salesperson before I can see your software demo? How quaint.
I have to send you an email and wait 1-2 business days for a salesperson...
March 14, 2012 - 31 words,

According to today's @Tropo registrations, Jesus Christ is now a customer. I had no idea He used Hotmail.
According to today’s @Tropo registrations, Jesus Christ is now a customer. I had no idea...
March 14, 2012 - 25 words,

Apparently twitter is where hot girls with no friends and lots of numbers in their names like to hang out.
Apparently twitter is where hot girls with no friends and lots of numbers in their...
March 14, 2012 - 27 words,

Legal and finance depts at many companies seem to have forgotten they serve the needs of the business and not the other way around.
Legal and finance depts at many companies seem to have forgotten they serve the needs...
March 14, 2012 - 31 words,

SIP SIMPLE, the most ironically named protocol on the planet.
SIP SIMPLE, the most ironically named protocol on the planet. Mar 14, 2012 1 :30...
March 14, 2012 - 17 words,

I wonder if I can convince @AaronKlein to tear himself away from @riskalyze tomorrow long enough for a bbq pork sandwich at Auburn Alehouse?
I wonder if I can convince @AaronKlein to tear himself away from @riskalyze tomorrow long...
March 14, 2012 - 31 words,

I just discovered that they're making a movie based on Orson Scott Card's book about Starcraft.
I just discovered that they’re making a movie based on Orson Scott Card’s book about...
March 14, 2012 - 23 words,

If Twitter is so integrated into iOS, why don't direct messages appear in the Messages app?
If Twitter is so integrated into iOS, why don’t direct messages appear in the Messages...
March 14, 2012 - 23 words,

Forget "Find my iPhone." I need a "find my bluetooth headset" app.
Forget "Find my iPhone." I need a "find my bluetooth headset" app. Mar 14, 2012...
March 14, 2012 - 19 words,

Drupal, hacking, beer, pizza, & prizes. Not necessarily in that order. Come join me Monday at the @Drupalcon hackathon. http://t.co/n3p5o8iD
Drupal, hacking, beer, pizza, & prizes. Not necessarily in that order. Come join me Monday...
March 14, 2012 - 27 words,

It's almost like people don't even read the entire email before responding.
It’s almost like people don’t even read the entire email before responding. Mar 14, 2012...
March 14, 2012 - 19 words,

"IMified to be discontinued on May 1, 2012..." Read more at http://t.co/ZLMnVfCc
"IMified to be discontinued on May 1, 2012..." Read more at http://t.co/ZLMnVfCc Mar 14, 2012...
March 14, 2012 - 19 words,

Dear abuser who keeps signing up for lots of accounts: Thanks for using a laughably recognizable pattern that allows us to easily block you.
Dear abuser who keeps signing up for lots of accounts: Thanks for using a laughably...
March 13, 2012 - 31 words,

I figure I have to. You have my data. RT @crashplan @akalsey Thank you for recommending us. Always appreciated.
I figure I have to. You have my data. RT @crashplan @akalsey Thank you for...
March 13, 2012 - 26 words,

After several recommendations from people, I just read the Hunger Games trilogy. That's a damn fine book.
After several recommendations from people, I just read the Hunger Games trilogy. That’s a damn...
March 13, 2012 - 24 words,

RT @technotheory: If you're a big Gmail user, check out @gouldtr's top 5 tips: http://t.co/DctXZx10 cc @awayfind @FindBigMail @betterclo ...
RT @technotheory: If you’re a big Gmail user, check out @gouldtr’s top 5 tips: http://t.co/DctXZx10...
March 13, 2012 - 27 words,

CNN story on $35 Raspberry Pi computer says "does not include a monitor or keyboard". Just in case you thought it might http://t.co/tJyOUUnR
CNN story on $35 Raspberry Pi computer says "does not include a monitor or keyboard"....
March 13, 2012 - 30 words,

Forget beta, I'm thinking of starting to label new services I launch as "betta". http://t.co/sBWdp2SL
Forget beta, I’m thinking of starting to label new services I launch as "betta". http://t.co/sBWdp2SL...
March 13, 2012 - 22 words,

FYI, @crashplan is great backup. Local storage & cloud. $100/year for whole house of computers & unlimited storage. recommended.
FYI, @crashplan is great backup. Local storage & cloud. $100/year for whole house of computers...
March 12, 2012 - 26 words,

I mean, How many floppies would it take to back up a 350gb hard drive?
I mean, How many floppies would it take to back up a 350gb hard drive?...
March 12, 2012 - 22 words,

OK folks, you can stop sending me backup services. I see the whole Internet has lost its ability to recognize a joke.
OK folks, you can stop sending me backup services. I see the whole Internet has...
March 12, 2012 - 29 words,

I keep hearing about cloud backup and have decided to give in. Where do I send my floppies?
I keep hearing about cloud backup and have decided to give in. Where do I...
March 12, 2012 - 25 words,

hhmmm. Where'd I put that power sander?
hhmmm. Where’d I put that power sander? Mar 12, 2012 5 :24 via Twitter...
March 12, 2012 - 14 words,

Drupalcon friends, arriving on Monday: come to the API hackathon Monday night. Win prizes. Sponsored by @Tropo.
Drupalcon friends, arriving on Monday: come to the API hackathon Monday night. Win prizes. Sponsored...
March 12, 2012 - 24 words,

Oh, and I have Fastrak, it just didn't register. So I'm not going to have to pay the ticket anyway. Just curious about the legality.
Oh, and I have Fastrak, it just didn’t register. So I’m not going to have...
March 12, 2012 - 32 words,

Is it even legal to send a ticket to a vehicle? No evidence that I was driving.
Is it even legal to send a ticket to a vehicle? No evidence that I...
March 12, 2012 - 24 words,

Letter from CalTrans "The vehicle listed here did not pay the proper toll..." Should I point out vehicles can't pay as they carry no cash?
Letter from CalTrans "The vehicle listed here did not pay the proper toll..." Should I...
March 12, 2012 - 32 words,

Prepping a maple and Jack Daniels brine for tomorrow night's smoked pork chops. Not sure I can wait until tomorrow to eat them.
Prepping a maple and Jack Daniels brine for tomorrow night’s smoked pork chops. Not sure...
March 11, 2012 - 30 words,

Skype security hole? someone kicked from a group chat months ago received 1000s of messages from this week in that chat when DST kicked in.
Skype security hole? someone kicked from a group chat months ago received 1000s of messages...
March 10, 2012 - 32 words,

I just passed a cricket game being played in the park. On a football field. Under a soccer goal. Next to a baseball game.
I just passed a cricket game being played in the park. On a football field....
March 10, 2012 - 31 words,

How long do you figure before I get a smug response from my mom?
How long do you figure before I get a smug response from my mom? Mar...
March 10, 2012 - 21 words,

17 - that age when you know everything, expect to be treated as an adult, but somehow lack the ability to solve basic problems on your own.
17 - that age when you know everything, expect to be treated as an adult,...
March 10, 2012 - 34 words,

RT @Getaround: Today marks our official launch in Austin, TX and there are already tons of great cars ready to go - http://t.co/SHT8wa08 ...
RT @Getaround: Today marks our official launch in Austin, TX and there are already tons...
March 9, 2012 - 31 words,

A's exhibition match with the Rivercats has a twist this year: the winning team will be promoted to the majors.
A’s exhibition match with the Rivercats has a twist this year: the winning team will...
March 9, 2012 - 27 words,

Also, all text messages must be phrased in the form of a question.
Also, all text messages must be phrased in the form of a question. Mar 9,...
March 9, 2012 - 20 words,

Twitter's less formal, so for twitter replies, jacket & tie is acceptable. The maitre d' has some available for gentlemen who've forgotten.
Twitter’s less formal, so for twitter replies, jacket & tie is acceptable. The maitre d'...
March 9, 2012 - 29 words,

The "no inline replies" signature has inspired me. I've added a dress code to my email signature: "White tie replies only, please."
The "no inline replies" signature has inspired me. I’ve added a dress code to my...
March 9, 2012 - 29 words,

High-pressure sale tactics for developer products seem like they'd backfire every time.
High-pressure sale tactics for developer products seem like they’d backfire every time. Mar 9, 2012...
March 9, 2012 - 19 words,

Frankly @newrelic's trial account sales schtick has been so annoying I'm shopping for alternatives, just so I can avoid the company.
Frankly @newrelic’s trial account sales schtick has been so annoying I’m shopping for alternatives, just...
March 9, 2012 - 28 words,

open a @NewRelic trial account, get harassed by their sales guys by phone and email. "We need to update our notes." I need to be left alone.
open a @NewRelic trial account, get harassed by their sales guys by phone and email....
March 9, 2012 - 34 words,

Strange request in the signature of someone's email: "Please avoid using inline comments if responding to this email"
Strange request in the signature of someone’s email: "Please avoid using inline comments if responding...
March 9, 2012 - 25 words,

RT @Tropo: In SF for #GDC? Wanna learn databases? Signup for @CodeSF's hackathon this Sat March 10 at Tropo HQ http://t.co/abrHpYAt #b ...
RT @Tropo: In SF for #GDC? Wanna learn databases? Signup for @CodeSF’s hackathon this Sat...
March 8, 2012 - 30 words,

RT @bfeld: Something is rotten in the Denver airport (13 Photos) : theCHIVE http://t.co/C1d8qPcU #conspiracy #awesomeimages
RT @bfeld: Something is rotten in the Denver airport (13 Photos) : theCHIVE http://t.co/C1d8qPcU #conspiracy...
March 8, 2012 - 23 words,

Another day, another large customer moves to @tropo from a competitor. It's becoming an epidemic. Love watching my team killing it.
Another day, another large customer moves to @tropo from a competitor. It’s becoming an epidemic....
March 8, 2012 - 28 words,

Home phone rings and the guy asks "Do you speak Spanish?" I respond "is this a survey?" I think I confused the poor guy.
Home phone rings and the guy asks "Do you speak Spanish?" I respond "is this...
March 6, 2012 - 31 words,

Why do I always feel like I'm being graded by a computer science professor any time I write Python?
Why do I always feel like I’m being graded by a computer science professor any...
March 6, 2012 - 26 words,

Medtech is a very different business than software. Med bizplans show first sale at year 4, software often at MONTH 4.
Medtech is a very different business than software. Med bizplans show first sale at year...
March 5, 2012 - 28 words,

I'm a judge for the UC Davis Big Bang business plan competition this year. Rating plans that will be good businesses, not just good plans.
I’m a judge for the UC Davis Big Bang business plan competition this year. Rating...
March 5, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @Tropo: Want to go to #SXSWi? Win a conference pass by tweeting us what you love most about your #coworking space! Learn more http:// ...
RT @Tropo: Want to go to #SXSWi? Win a conference pass by tweeting us what...
March 5, 2012 - 33 words,

RT @sacstarts: Need a technical co-founder? Start by creating a prototype. http://t.co/Kp1zfpZQ New post from @akalsey
RT @sacstarts: Need a technical co-founder? Start by creating a prototype. http://t.co/Kp1zfpZQ New post from...
March 2, 2012 - 23 words,

I love the idea of git submodules, but in practice, they often bite me in the ass.
I love the idea of git submodules, but in practice, they often bite me in...
March 2, 2012 - 24 words,

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man...
March 1, 2012 - 34 words,

RT @Tropo: Win a free pass to @DrupalCon 2012 in Denver from @Tropo - http://t.co/6vy9mJtR @Drupalcondenver
RT @Tropo: Win a free pass to @DrupalCon 2012 in Denver from @Tropo - http://t.co/6vy9mJtR...
February 29, 2012 - 23 words,

If @sacbiz had any sense of humor at all, the HBGary story would have carried a byline of "anonymous". http://t.co/bSSgWjdv
If @sacbiz had any sense of humor at all, the HBGary story would have carried...
February 29, 2012 - 27 words,

A former FBI counter-terrorism agent explains why the TSA will always be an utter failure: http://t.co/1itt0jIn
A former FBI counter-terrorism agent explains why the TSA will always be an utter failure:...
February 29, 2012 - 23 words,

Why selling to small biz can kill you: High-touch owners switching providers because their current system costs $7k. Over 5 years.
Why selling to small biz can kill you: High-touch owners switching providers because their current...
February 29, 2012 - 28 words,

Learn about building phone and SMS apps with Drupal in a webinar presented by the VoipDrupal creators. on March 7 http://t.co/Bgza4cpN
Learn about building phone and SMS apps with Drupal in a webinar presented by the...
February 28, 2012 - 28 words,

Always interesting when seemingly reputable companies resort to spam email for marketing. I wonder how that decision gets made?
Always interesting when seemingly reputable companies resort to spam email for marketing. I wonder how...
February 28, 2012 - 26 words,

I need to start using the term "scoundrel" more often.
I need to start using the term "scoundrel" more often. Feb 28, 2012 7 :27...
February 27, 2012 - 17 words,

Things I never expected I'd say to my son: "Stop trying to bludgeon giants with a bow."
Things I never expected I’d say to my son: "Stop trying to bludgeon giants with...
February 27, 2012 - 24 words,

First SF Giants spring game is on the radio Saturday. I'm unable to contain my excitement.
First SF Giants spring game is on the radio Saturday. I’m unable to contain my...
February 27, 2012 - 23 words,

Gas is 7 cents more per gallon than it was 16 hours ago at the same station.
Gas is 7 cents more per gallon than it was 16 hours ago at the...
February 26, 2012 - 24 words,

Someone asked @Tropo support if we can give them a "tool free number." No I'm afraid we can't control what sort of people call you.
Someone asked @Tropo support if we can give them a "tool free number." No I’m...
February 25, 2012 - 32 words,

If your bar's featured beer for Beer Week is served lukewarm in bottles, you're doing it wrong.
If your bar’s featured beer for Beer Week is served lukewarm in bottles, you’re doing...
February 25, 2012 - 24 words,

Early bird gets the Younger.
Early bird gets the Younger. Feb 25, 2012 1 :41 via Twitter...
February 25, 2012 - 12 words,

Does your browser ring? We're making phone calls to browsers with WebRTC and Phono. http://t.co/1EPZER2j No plugins. Bye-bye Flash & Java
Does your browser ring? We’re making phone calls to browsers with WebRTC and Phono. http://t.co/1EPZER2j...
February 24, 2012 - 28 words,

Was just asked in an email chain letter to make a "Kindness Pledge." Someone doesn't know me very well.
Was just asked in an email chain letter to make a "Kindness Pledge." Someone doesn’t...
February 23, 2012 - 26 words,

Nice writeup in @gigaom about my friends at @geoloqi http://t.co/IqGP1FaZ
Nice writeup in @gigaom about my friends at @geoloqi http://t.co/IqGP1FaZ Feb 23, 2012 10 :06...
February 23, 2012 - 17 words,

SacStarts dinner starting in an hour. It's not too late to come join us. http://t.co/os4lwvSK
SacStarts dinner starting in an hour. It’s not too late to come join us. http://t.co/os4lwvSK...
February 23, 2012 - 22 words,

Seems the @sacbeerweek app is called "BeerHapps" - and it's disappointing, unless you only want to see today's events.
Seems the @sacbeerweek app is called "BeerHapps" - and it’s disappointing, unless you only want...
February 23, 2012 - 26 words,

A mobile app was promised by @sacbeerweek so I didn't write one. Now I see it didn't happen @ken_pepple and I should have done it.
A mobile app was promised by @sacbeerweek so I didn’t write one. Now I see...
February 23, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @sacstarts: Join local tech founders at the SacStarts dinner tonight. No cost, just pay for your own food. Details and RSVP at http:/ ...
RT @sacstarts: Join local tech founders at the SacStarts dinner tonight. No cost, just pay...
February 23, 2012 - 32 words,

Things you don't expect to see tweeted by your company: "I'm sure the hot soccer moms will love the Truffle Shuffle" http://t.co/DVooGYLo
Things you don’t expect to see tweeted by your company: "I’m sure the hot soccer...
February 22, 2012 - 29 words,

The @sacstarts entrepreneur dinner is tomorrow night. RSVP here http://t.co/LC3Xwcub
The @sacstarts entrepreneur dinner is tomorrow night. RSVP here http://t.co/LC3Xwcub Feb 22, 2012 2 :07...
February 22, 2012 - 17 words,

Who at Skype decided this was a useful UI for SkypeOut calls? http://t.co/B06ICq36
Who at Skype decided this was a useful UI for SkypeOut calls? http://t.co/B06ICq36 Feb 22,...
February 22, 2012 - 20 words,

Helpful tip from a "web design" company that spammed me. "Twitter can be used to get more business." Thanks, spammer!
Helpful tip from a "web design" company that spammed me. "Twitter can be used to...
February 22, 2012 - 27 words,

Just think, if @darthvader had installed a catalytic converter, he would have helped the environment AND saved the Empire.
Just think, if @darthvader had installed a catalytic converter, he would have helped the environment...
February 21, 2012 - 26 words,

"It's like a poor-man's ..." Someday I want to meet the poor-man. He has a lot of interesting tools.
"It’s like a poor-man’s ..." Someday I want to meet the poor-man. He has a...
February 21, 2012 - 26 words,

Upgrading from 2 to 8GB of RAM really changes the performance of a three year old Macbook Pro. Wish I'd done it a year ago.
Upgrading from 2 to 8GB of RAM really changes the performance of a three year...
February 20, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @Tropo: It's President's Day in the US. President McKinley was the first candidate to campaign using the telephone.
RT @Tropo: It’s President’s Day in the US. President McKinley was the first candidate to...
February 20, 2012 - 26 words,

RT @voxeo: Venture Lounge is this week @Voxeo HQ in Orlando! Get registered: http://t.co/VtNWdPAP
RT @voxeo: Venture Lounge is this week @Voxeo HQ in Orlando! Get registered: http://t.co/VtNWdPAP Feb...
February 19, 2012 - 21 words,

I wondered who would be the first Joker to make a Batman crack. Prize goes to @johnnydiggz
I wondered who would be the first Joker to make a Batman crack. Prize goes...
February 18, 2012 - 24 words,

There are hundreds of robins in the trees around my house. Never seen flocks of robins like this before. I wonder what brought them here.
There are hundreds of robins in the trees around my house. Never seen flocks of...
February 18, 2012 - 32 words,

Web sites always want me to Submit to their forms. Who do they think is in charge here, anyway? Submission is not my style.
Web sites always want me to Submit to their forms. Who do they think is...
February 18, 2012 - 31 words,

RT @Tropo: Visit us at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona! - http://t.co/HepKlRfd
RT @Tropo: Visit us at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona! - http://t.co/HepKlRfd Feb 17, 2012...
February 17, 2012 - 19 words,

Applying for a patent on a system & method for collecting royalties for inventions by using the legal system and other government coercion.
Applying for a patent on a system & method for collecting royalties for inventions by...
February 16, 2012 - 30 words,

Business plan competitions are really good at finding good business plan writers, but not so great at finding good entrepreneurs.
Business plan competitions are really good at finding good business plan writers, but not so...
February 16, 2012 - 27 words,

Yard House. Not impressed.
Yard House. Not impressed. Feb 14, 2012 7 :43 via Twitter...
February 14, 2012 - 11 words,

Join me and your fellow Sacramento tech entrepreneurs for dinner next Thursday night http://t.co/VUUDzO2u
Join me and your fellow Sacramento tech entrepreneurs for dinner next Thursday night http://t.co/VUUDzO2u Feb...
February 14, 2012 - 21 words,

RT @sacstarts: Sacramento entrepreneurs, meet us for coffee and casual #coworking tomorrow morning at Tupelo Coffee in East Sac. http:// ...
RT @sacstarts: Sacramento entrepreneurs, meet us for coffee and casual #coworking tomorrow morning at Tupelo...
February 13, 2012 - 28 words,

So that's what losing Words With Friends feels like. @tkalsey had a 120 point word and beat me by 10. I couldn't be more proud.
So that’s what losing Words With Friends feels like. @tkalsey had a 120 point word...
February 12, 2012 - 32 words,

Mariners will start workouts a week early due to their Japanese series. That means pitchers & catchers report today. Spring has arrived.
Mariners will start workouts a week early due to their Japanese series. That means pitchers...
February 11, 2012 - 29 words,

Heard from a budding tech entrepreneur today "I'm not really a sales guy." My response: you'd better become one in a hurry.
Heard from a budding tech entrepreneur today "I’m not really a sales guy." My response:...
February 10, 2012 - 29 words,

Why people use phone over gov't websites: Can't pay Fastrak w/o a credit card on file, but putting a card on file requires payment first.
Why people use phone over gov’t websites: Can’t pay Fastrak w/o a credit card on...
February 10, 2012 - 32 words,

Someday using Hotmail and AOL email addresses will become the new hipster trend.
Someday using Hotmail and AOL email addresses will become the new hipster trend. Feb 10,...
February 10, 2012 - 20 words,

RT @gadgetopia: @akalsey The last two people who have given me Hotmail addresses have apologized for it.
RT @gadgetopia: @akalsey The last two people who have given me Hotmail addresses have apologized...
February 10, 2012 - 24 words,

Is it bad that every time I see a user registration with a hotmail address, I immediately suspect a spammer?
Is it bad that every time I see a user registration with a hotmail address,...
February 10, 2012 - 27 words,

Orlando must have the slowest post office in the world. We constantly find things mailed from our office taking a week or more to arrive.
Orlando must have the slowest post office in the world. We constantly find things mailed...
February 9, 2012 - 32 words,

1st investment by @500startups was almost 2 yrs ago. When will it stop being referred to as "@davemcclure's new fund" http://t.co/ihRVjHda
1st investment by @500startups was almost 2 yrs ago. When will it stop being referred...
February 7, 2012 - 29 words,

"My device is dead." "Is the power switch on?" "Of course the pow... Oh." I'm officially one of the dumb people that call tech support.
"My device is dead." "Is the power switch on?" "Of course the pow... Oh." I’m...
February 6, 2012 - 32 words,

The entire tiddlywinks page on Wikipedia reads as if a satirist made the whole thing up. http://t.co/YF8g6UPs
The entire tiddlywinks page on Wikipedia reads as if a satirist made the whole thing...
February 4, 2012 - 24 words,

My son had an altercation, and I explained that I manage to avoid having people want to beat me up. My wife interjected, "that's not true."
My son had an altercation, and I explained that I manage to avoid having people...
February 2, 2012 - 33 words,

Says something about Twitter's priorities: in the official clients, tools for reporting a spammer are buried under several levels of menus.
Says something about Twitter’s priorities: in the official clients, tools for reporting a spammer are...
February 2, 2012 - 28 words,

My son wants to try publishing an iOS app, but a teenager spending $99 for an Apple account isn't likely. Any suggestions?
My son wants to try publishing an iOS app, but a teenager spending $99 for...
February 2, 2012 - 29 words,

Just added another type of person to that list of mine.
Just added another type of person to that list of mine. Jan 31, 2012 6...
January 31, 2012 - 18 words,

RT @sacstarts: Sign up now for the SacStarts February Dinner at Cafe Bernardo http://t.co/v2obbUAs
RT @sacstarts: Sign up now for the SacStarts February Dinner at Cafe Bernardo http://t.co/v2obbUAs Jan...
January 31, 2012 - 21 words,

My son just asked me to help him with JavaScript. Awesome.
My son just asked me to help him with JavaScript. Awesome. Jan 30, 2012 9...
January 30, 2012 - 18 words,

Weird. A whole lot of people just unfollowed me.
Weird. A whole lot of people just unfollowed me. Jan 30, 2012 6 :53 via...
January 30, 2012 - 16 words,

I have a list in @Evernote... "types of people I want to attack with a power sander." It's a long list.
I have a list in @Evernote... "types of people I want to attack with a...
January 30, 2012 - 28 words,

Thanks to the brilliant @neilstratford I've challenged my kids: I'll buy them iPhones when they have their first app in the App Store.
Thanks to the brilliant @neilstratford I’ve challenged my kids: I’ll buy them iPhones when they...
January 30, 2012 - 30 words,

Is there really no way to email a task into Basecamp without paying for a third party product? Why do people like this thing again?
Is there really no way to email a task into Basecamp without paying for a...
January 30, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @jeremymeyers: @akalsey and yo uare in violation of CAN=SPAM laws and can be prosecuted.
RT @jeremymeyers: @akalsey and yo uare in violation of CAN=SPAM laws and can be prosecuted....
January 30, 2012 - 22 words,

If you auto-subscribe me to a newsletter, and make me log into my account to unsubscribe, you suck.
If you auto-subscribe me to a newsletter, and make me log into my account to...
January 30, 2012 - 25 words,

It had been years since I'd made an embarrassing "reply all" mistake. Before today.
It had been years since I’d made an embarrassing "reply all" mistake. Before today. Jan...
January 29, 2012 - 21 words,

MMA and figure skating are both decided by judges scores.
MMA and figure skating are both decided by judges scores. Jan 28, 2012 6 :43...
January 28, 2012 - 17 words,

Hey @zynga: "Sith" isn't acceptable in Words With Friends? I'm revoking your passes to the secret geek bar.
Hey @zynga: "Sith" isn’t acceptable in Words With Friends? I’m revoking your passes to the...
January 28, 2012 - 25 words,

According to my inbox, my site isn't visible on search engines, but all these SEO consultants still manage to find it AND my email address.
According to my inbox, my site isn’t visible on search engines, but all these SEO...
January 27, 2012 - 32 words,

Also, protip for recruiters. A client looking for an Art Director probably wants someone with design experience.
Also, protip for recruiters. A client looking for an Art Director probably wants someone with...
January 26, 2012 - 24 words,

Email from a "recruiter/office manager" about a job. How low on the totem pole is this client to get the office manager working the acct?
Email from a "recruiter/office manager" about a job. How low on the totem pole is...
January 26, 2012 - 32 words,

I'm importing a 13gb cvs file into a local MySQL database so I can do some analysis. It's times like this I yearn for an SSD.
I’m importing a 13gb cvs file into a local MySQL database so I can do...
January 26, 2012 - 33 words,

When surveys ask me my race, I've begun to reply "Bothan."
When surveys ask me my race, I’ve begun to reply "Bothan." Jan 26, 2012 12...
January 26, 2012 - 18 words,

RT @joshdmorg: Lots of articles lately about how to "get great PR," or "Get great exposure without PR firm!" Want to know the secret? Ha ...
RT @joshdmorg: Lots of articles lately about how to "get great PR," or "Get great...
January 26, 2012 - 33 words,

If you use @papertrailapp now you can embed your real-time logging in #Drupal pages. http://t.co/wALljEwv
If you use @papertrailapp now you can embed your real-time logging in #Drupal pages. http://t.co/wALljEwv...
January 26, 2012 - 22 words,

.@Tropo customer @babelverse offered live crowdsourced audio translation of the State of the Union. Stats at: http://t.co/iM9fbBUX
.@Tropo customer @babelverse offered live crowdsourced audio translation of the State of the Union. Stats...
January 25, 2012 - 25 words,

Steampunk gin. http://t.co/tMNnvQtL Quite good, too.
Steampunk gin. http://t.co/tMNnvQtL Quite good, too. Jan 25, 2012 10 :41 via Twitter...
January 25, 2012 - 13 words,

It must be late January. I'm scouring the nets for rumors about minor league deals for fringe players with baseball teams I don't root for.
It must be late January. I’m scouring the nets for rumors about minor league deals...
January 25, 2012 - 32 words,

Prepping a new #Drupal module for release in the morning. Sneak preview available now if you can guess where to look.
Prepping a new #Drupal module for release in the morning. Sneak preview available now if...
January 25, 2012 - 28 words,

Cloud services are hot, so I'm starting a SaaS play. Snark as a Service.
Cloud services are hot, so I’m starting a SaaS play. Snark as a Service. Jan...
January 25, 2012 - 21 words,

The iPhone weather app forecasts darkness for tonight, followed by scattered daylight in the morning.
The iPhone weather app forecasts darkness for tonight, followed by scattered daylight in the morning....
January 24, 2012 - 22 words,

I guess if the competition copies everything you do, you must be doing something right.
I guess if the competition copies everything you do, you must be doing something right....
January 24, 2012 - 22 words,

Submitting an error to my web app error reporting service causes an error on their server. Is this what irony feels like?
Submitting an error to my web app error reporting service causes an error on their...
January 24, 2012 - 29 words,

RT @sacstarts: How to Recruit Initial Beta Users For Your App http://t.co/tCMQ8XyM
RT @sacstarts: How to Recruit Initial Beta Users For Your App http://t.co/tCMQ8XyM Jan 24, 2012...
January 24, 2012 - 19 words,

Zack just got a couple of pet mice. The dogs are very curious about them.
Zack just got a couple of pet mice. The dogs are very curious about them....
January 23, 2012 - 22 words,

Some people are sore losers. I'm a sore winner.
Some people are sore losers. I’m a sore winner. Jan 23, 2012 9 :36 via...
January 23, 2012 - 16 words,

For those that asked, it's fantastic: http://t.co/4zGxTJMw
For those that asked, it’s fantastic: http://t.co/4zGxTJMw Jan 22, 2012 5 :51 via Twitter...
January 22, 2012 - 14 words,

note to self: when testing password change logic, don't use my production account. In other news, can someone reset my password for me?
note to self: when testing password change logic, don’t use my production account. In other...
January 22, 2012 - 30 words,

Mikkeller IBU 1000 brings a new meaning to "premium beer" - it's $84 for a six pack.
Mikkeller IBU 1000 brings a new meaning to "premium beer" - it’s $84 for a...
January 22, 2012 - 24 words,

If there were such a thing as software malpractice laws, the developer of this code would have been the first capital punishment case.
If there were such a thing as software malpractice laws, the developer of this code...
January 22, 2012 - 30 words,

Picked up a Mikkeller IBU1000 tonight. http://t.co/gQFcqbnL Should be like drinking fermented hop juice. First I've seen them for sale.
Picked up a Mikkeller IBU1000 tonight. http://t.co/gQFcqbnL Should be like drinking fermented hop juice. First...
January 21, 2012 - 27 words,

The cloud needs SSO.
The cloud needs SSO. Jan 18, 2012 1 :00 via Twitter...
January 17, 2012 - 11 words,

RT @yoz: Blame @akalsey for inspiring my new Twitter icon.
RT @yoz: Blame @akalsey for inspiring my new Twitter icon. Jan 17, 2012 11 :15...
January 17, 2012 - 17 words,

How many activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don't change anything.
How many activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don’t change anything. Jan...
January 15, 2012 - 21 words,

Twitter spammers have totally ruined the lives of really hot girls who enjoy replying to random twitter posts.
Twitter spammers have totally ruined the lives of really hot girls who enjoy replying to...
January 15, 2012 - 25 words,

"Fatal error: Can't use function return value in write context" - clearly I can. See, I just did. Why can't compilers bend to my will?
"Fatal error: Can’t use function return value in write context" - clearly I can. See,...
January 15, 2012 - 32 words,

Sadly, I had to pick from a list of options. RT @okwichu @akalsey Galactic President Superstar McAwesome is a great salutation.
Sadly, I had to pick from a list of options. RT @okwichu @akalsey Galactic President...
January 13, 2012 - 28 words,

"Salutation is a required field." Seriously?
"Salutation is a required field." Seriously? Jan 13, 2012 10 :02 via Twitter...
January 13, 2012 - 13 words,

If @yoz added a stop SOPA sticker to his avatar, his pic would become nothing but head.
If @yoz added a stop SOPA sticker to his avatar, his pic would become nothing...
January 12, 2012 - 24 words,

Side effect of Amtrak having wifi: my phone wants me to connect each time a train passes by.
Side effect of Amtrak having wifi: my phone wants me to connect each time a...
January 12, 2012 - 25 words,

Nothing I've ever accomplished in my life started as a bumper sticker. Or a Twitter avatar.
Nothing I’ve ever accomplished in my life started as a bumper sticker. Or a Twitter...
January 12, 2012 - 23 words,

Often I make a trip to SF that turns out not to be worth it. Today was not one of those times.
Often I make a trip to SF that turns out not to be worth it....
January 12, 2012 - 29 words,

It's not paranoia if people really are out to get you. /cc @andrewatideal
It’s not paranoia if people really are out to get you. /cc @andrewatideal Jan 12,...
January 12, 2012 - 20 words,

Changing your twitter pic in protest of SOPA is as effective as adding a Free Tibet bumper sticker to your car. Activity is not action.
Changing your twitter pic in protest of SOPA is as effective as adding a Free...
January 12, 2012 - 32 words,

SF might be the only place you can get a contact high while eating at a sidewalk cafe.
SF might be the only place you can get a contact high while eating at...
January 12, 2012 - 25 words,

RT @bmann: "Kicking off an effort to create an innovation economy by focusing on buildings, lifestyle, and money is..." http://t.co/hhLChMWD
RT @bmann: "Kicking off an effort to create an innovation economy by focusing on buildings,...
January 12, 2012 - 27 words,

Yes, a Do Not Call loophole allows you to call me, but why would you keep calling people you know don't want the calls? #stalkermarketing
Yes, a Do Not Call loophole allows you to call me, but why would you...
January 12, 2012 - 32 words,

RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey they're trying to figure out who is tethering
RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey they’re trying to figure out who is tethering Jan 9, 2012 3...
January 9, 2012 - 18 words,

Whatever the purpose of the AT&T RFID tags, mine was peeled off and dropped in the trash this morning.
Whatever the purpose of the AT&T RFID tags, mine was peeled off and dropped in...
January 9, 2012 - 26 words,

The name badges at the AT&T developer summit have RFID tags in them. I wonder why.
The name badges at the AT&T developer summit have RFID tags in them. I wonder...
January 9, 2012 - 23 words,

RT @sacstarts: Helping Sac region startups needs to start with helping founders. Why central planning and incubators can't help. http:// ...
RT @sacstarts: Helping Sac region startups needs to start with helping founders. Why central planning...
January 9, 2012 - 28 words,

The Palms has a mandatory $15/day bar tab. They auto-charge your room $15/day and slip a voucher for the bars under your door. Annoying.
The Palms has a mandatory $15/day bar tab. They auto-charge your room $15/day and slip...
January 8, 2012 - 31 words,

When you have only 3 minutes to demo at a hackathon, get right to the product. No one cares about your team intros or fancy slides.
When you have only 3 minutes to demo at a hackathon, get right to the...
January 8, 2012 - 33 words,

Final stretch at the AT&T Mobile hackathon. http://t.co/DwtyZLQo
Final stretch at the AT&T Mobile hackathon. http://t.co/DwtyZLQo Jan 8, 2012 8 :11 via Twitter...
January 8, 2012 - 15 words,

According to Internet Traffic Report, it seems half the Internet is down. http://t.co/pogqnSeL
According to Internet Traffic Report, it seems half the Internet is down. http://t.co/pogqnSeL Jan 8,...
January 8, 2012 - 20 words,

Make that 7 @Tropo developers here.
Make that 7 @Tropo developers here. Jan 8, 2012 11 :44 via Twitter...
January 8, 2012 - 13 words, 1 comment

I've been at the AT&T Mobile hackathon for 30 minutes and have already met four members of the @Tropo developer community.
I’ve been at the AT&T Mobile hackathon for 30 minutes and have already met four...
January 8, 2012 - 28 words,

RT @mm: Women of San Francisco: an engineer will teach you Ruby on Rails, in-person, for free, next weekend. Here: http://t.co/pTSGE055
RT @mm: Women of San Francisco: an engineer will teach you Ruby on Rails, in-person,...
January 7, 2012 - 28 words,

Is it baseball season yet?
Is it baseball season yet? Jan 7, 2012 10 :25 via Twitter...
January 7, 2012 - 12 words,

I now have enough Google Apps accounts that a way to import and export gmail settings would come in very handy.
I now have enough Google Apps accounts that a way to import and export gmail...
January 6, 2012 - 28 words,

Compatible OS: Windows ... Mac OS X. Installation step 1: Start up Windows.
Compatible OS: Windows ... Mac OS X. Installation step 1: Start up Windows. Jan 6,...
January 6, 2012 - 20 words,

Incubators are like grad schools. There's a few great ones, but for the most part they're just a way to let people avoid the real world.
Incubators are like grad schools. There’s a few great ones, but for the most part...
January 5, 2012 - 33 words,

Splitting on a comma is NOT how you parse a CSV file. You know who you are.
Splitting on a comma is NOT how you parse a CSV file. You know who...
January 4, 2012 - 24 words,

My Internet connection has been so bad I considered taking the day off. Too much to do, so relocating to Tuepelo.
My Internet connection has been so bad I considered taking the day off. Too much...
January 4, 2012 - 28 words,

Let's try that again. Don't make hidden divs the first thing on your page unless you want this http://t.co/B0rfV7ez
Let’s try that again. Don’t make hidden divs the first thing on your page unless...
January 4, 2012 - 26 words,

Remember, Google indexes divs you've hidden with CSS. Don't make them the first thing on your page unless you want this:...
Remember, Google indexes divs you’ve hidden with CSS. Don’t make them the first thing on...
January 4, 2012 - 28 words,

RT @Tropo: Finalizing our event schedule for 2012, any hackathons, startup fests or cool events you think we should know about?
RT @Tropo: Finalizing our event schedule for 2012, any hackathons, startup fests or cool events...
January 3, 2012 - 28 words,

Saw the Batman trailer tonight. I had no idea Selina Kyle was a socialist. #occupyGotham
Saw the Batman trailer tonight. I had no idea Selina Kyle was a socialist. #occupyGotham...
January 2, 2012 - 22 words,

I can never decipher my wife's grocery lists. Or else she wants me to pick up some meth.
I can never decipher my wife’s grocery lists. Or else she wants me to pick...
January 1, 2012 - 25 words,

My new year's resolution is to not drink any more. Or any less.
My new year’s resolution is to not drink any more. Or any less. Dec 31,...
December 31, 2011 - 20 words,

This is how I always pictured Howard Roark's buildings. http://t.co/o8cXroaz
This is how I always pictured Howard Roark’s buildings. http://t.co/o8cXroaz Dec 31, 2011 5 :18...
December 31, 2011 - 17 words,

Things we do for kids. Kids had NYE plans, so wife & I going out. Kids plans fell though; we're staying home so they can have friends over.
Things we do for kids. Kids had NYE plans, so wife & I going out....
December 31, 2011 - 35 words,

Beer with caffeine becomes illegal in California on January 1, so I just bought BevMo's entire stock of Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout.
Beer with caffeine becomes illegal in California on January 1, so I just bought BevMo’s...
December 30, 2011 - 28 words,

My wife gave me a Hario grinder and a siphon brewer. Both were put to good use tonight.
My wife gave me a Hario grinder and a siphon brewer. Both were put to...
December 25, 2011 - 25 words,

Holiday table idea: Old clear scotch bottles make excellent water pitchers. Clean labels off, fill 1/4 w water and freeze lying down.
Holiday table idea: Old clear scotch bottles make excellent water pitchers. Clean labels off, fill...
December 24, 2011 - 29 words,

I'm looking for someone with experience building Outlook plugins (don't laugh) for a small project. Can you help? (I said stop laughing.)
I’m looking for someone with experience building Outlook plugins (don’t laugh) for a small project....
December 23, 2011 - 29 words,

RT @Tropo: Are you using Tropo for sending SMS to the UK? Receiving messages from UK numbers? We'd like to talk with you. Email adam@tro ...
RT @Tropo: Are you using Tropo for sending SMS to the UK? Receiving messages from...
December 23, 2011 - 34 words,

Branded shipping boxes are awesome. Except at Christmas when your company only sells one thing. Thanks for spoiling the surprise @zappos
Branded shipping boxes are awesome. Except at Christmas when your company only sells one thing....
December 23, 2011 - 28 words,

I bet the intersection between people who understand SOPA and the people who use GoDaddy is very small. Here's to meaningless victories.
I bet the intersection between people who understand SOPA and the people who use GoDaddy...
December 23, 2011 - 29 words,

Someone should tell this guy a lightning talk isn't supposed to be 25 minutes long.
Someone should tell this guy a lightning talk isn’t supposed to be 25 minutes long....
December 21, 2011 - 22 words,

Saw an interesting phenomenon at Disneyland. People crowding around the post-ride photos with cameraphones instead of buying pictures.
Saw an interesting phenomenon at Disneyland. People crowding around the post-ride photos with cameraphones instead...
December 21, 2011 - 25 words,

Short vacation to Disneyland with my inlaws. I surprised them with a limo from the airport. http://t.co/fgYTHXHq
Short vacation to Disneyland with my inlaws. I surprised them with a limo from the...
December 18, 2011 - 24 words,

First time in the new Sacramento terminal. It's quite nice. Power at most seats, lots of food and drink.
First time in the new Sacramento terminal. It’s quite nice. Power at most seats, lots...
December 18, 2011 - 26 words,

Austin's airport is like that too. Wish more would do it. Too many chains in airports. Show off your local flavors instead.
Austin’s airport is like that too. Wish more would do it. Too many chains in...
December 18, 2011 - 29 words,

It's very cool that the new terminal at Sacramento Airport has mostly local restaurants. Jack's, Dos Coyotes, Old Soul, Esquire & others.
It’s very cool that the new terminal at Sacramento Airport has mostly local restaurants. Jack’s,...
December 18, 2011 - 29 words,

Apparently his medication contains glycerine. Sets off the scanners.
Apparently his medication contains glycerine. Sets off the scanners. Dec 18, 2011 8 :27 via...
December 18, 2011 - 16 words,

My 80 year old father in law left his wallet in his pocket and was flagged by TSA, swabbed & taken into an interview room.
My 80 year old father in law left his wallet in his pocket and was...
December 18, 2011 - 32 words,

I just made someone act out "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" in charades.
I just made someone act out "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" in charades. Dec 16,...
December 16, 2011 - 20 words,

Playing Charades. "How do you feel about obscure Ian Fleming novels as a topic?" Blank stares.
Playing Charades. "How do you feel about obscure Ian Fleming novels as a topic?" Blank...
December 16, 2011 - 23 words,

My meeting location today. Can I move in? http://t.co/O1rcnSbl
My meeting location today. Can I move in? http://t.co/O1rcnSbl Dec 15, 2011 8 :45 via...
December 15, 2011 - 16 words,

RT @pgolding: Hey @akalsey - as a builder of IM goodness, have you seen @BonfireIM from @joshr in London
RT @pgolding: Hey @akalsey - as a builder of IM goodness, have you seen @BonfireIM...
December 14, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @sacstarts: Don't forget. Tech founder's happy hour tonight, sponsored by @tropo and @chrometa http://t.co/9yVvEBYj
RT @sacstarts: Don’t forget. Tech founder’s happy hour tonight, sponsored by @tropo and @chrometa http://t.co/9yVvEBYj...
December 12, 2011 - 22 words,

Very cool Mercedes ad campaign powered by @Tropo http://t.co/NDGxBLUm
Very cool Mercedes ad campaign powered by @Tropo http://t.co/NDGxBLUm Dec 12, 2011 9 :15 via...
December 12, 2011 - 16 words,

A remake of Paula Abdul's "Straight Up"? Really? Is this the creativity RIAA wants to protect with draconian copyright?
A remake of Paula Abdul’s "Straight Up"? Really? Is this the creativity RIAA wants to...
December 10, 2011 - 26 words,

And now there's a nail in my week-old tire. I'm starting to think I'm in a reality show and no one told me. Where's Jim Carey?
And now there’s a nail in my week-old tire. I’m starting to think I’m in...
December 10, 2011 - 33 words,

I just had to sign for a $0.00 credit card transaction. Somewhere, there's a software engineer who's never heard of an edge case.
I just had to sign for a $0.00 credit card transaction. Somewhere, there’s a software...
December 10, 2011 - 30 words,

Call my bank to report fraudulent charges. They won't talk to me because my account is locked because of said charges.
Call my bank to report fraudulent charges. They won’t talk to me because my account...
December 10, 2011 - 28 words,

MetroPCS' slogan is "Hello hello hello." @tkalsey says that's because with Metro, no one can hear you the first time.
MetroPCS' slogan is "Hello hello hello." @tkalsey says that’s because with Metro, no one can...
December 10, 2011 - 27 words,

The @dropbox 404 page is pretty awesome. http://t.co/36cWSrwH
The @dropbox 404 page is pretty awesome. http://t.co/36cWSrwH Dec 9, 2011 11 :29 via Twitter...
December 9, 2011 - 15 words,

RT @CalEvans: Had a great time with @akalsey touring the @voxeo office complex. How can your NOT love a company with their own barista! :)
RT @CalEvans: Had a great time with @akalsey touring the @voxeo office complex. How can...
December 9, 2011 - 32 words,

Just gave @calevans a tour of the @Voxeo Orlando office. I think he wants to move in now.
Just gave @calevans a tour of the @Voxeo Orlando office. I think he wants to...
December 9, 2011 - 25 words,

Heard at an anonymous company: "I don't tweet" - signed, the person in charge of the department charged with interacting with customers.
Heard at an anonymous company: "I don’t tweet" - signed, the person in charge of...
December 9, 2011 - 29 words,

Introduced one of our Beijing team Members to single malt scotch tonight. Tomorrow night: brandy & bourbon.
Introduced one of our Beijing team Members to single malt scotch tonight. Tomorrow night: brandy...
December 6, 2011 - 24 words,

I happened to be in Orlando for the shooting of the @voxeo company Christmas card photo. Imported 6 tons of snow. http://t.co/RGODXkOq
I happened to be in Orlando for the shooting of the @voxeo company Christmas card...
December 6, 2011 - 29 words,

In the past week, seen many groups w/ kids or pets told to skip the TSA body scanner & use the metal detector. Terrorists don't have pets?
In the past week, seen many groups w/ kids or pets told to skip the...
December 5, 2011 - 34 words,

Nice writeup on Babelverse (@Tropo customer) in @fastcompany http://t.co/ei9ZiMBL
Nice writeup on Babelverse (@Tropo customer) in @fastcompany http://t.co/ei9ZiMBL Dec 6, 2011 6 :50 via...
December 5, 2011 - 17 words,

I wonder if using in-flight wifi for researching firearms for purchase would rankle the TSA or my fellow passengers.
I wonder if using in-flight wifi for researching firearms for purchase would rankle the TSA...
December 5, 2011 - 26 words,

After sprinting from one end of an enormous airport to the other end, I discover the pilots' inbound flight was delayed, too.
After sprinting from one end of an enormous airport to the other end, I discover...
December 5, 2011 - 29 words,

Asked a guy on the jetway about his Shadow Ranch jacket. Turns out he's the owner of one of my favorite wineries.
Asked a guy on the jetway about his Shadow Ranch jacket. Turns out he’s the...
December 5, 2011 - 29 words,

My luggage has a copy of the 4th Amendment sitting on top of my clothes. Just in case the TSA decides to look.
My luggage has a copy of the 4th Amendment sitting on top of my clothes....
December 5, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @founding: Less than four hours remain to join the Founder Institute in Silicon Valley. Apply here: http://t.co/3pDXkiX4
RT @founding: Less than four hours remain to join the Founder Institute in Silicon Valley....
December 4, 2011 - 25 words,

Not to self: one roast chicken is not enough for dinner for three teen boys.
Not to self: one roast chicken is not enough for dinner for three teen boys....
December 4, 2011 - 22 words,

My grandfather's vintage HP-1: the original calculator watch. http://t.co/gfl0JmZl
My grandfather’s vintage HP-1: the original calculator watch. http://t.co/gfl0JmZl Dec 3, 2011 7 :42 via...
December 3, 2011 - 16 words,

RT @sacstarts: Local game maker @KlickNation acquired by EA. Reported price is $35 million. http://t.co/Y7sZYJfA
RT @sacstarts: Local game maker @KlickNation acquired by EA. Reported price is $35 million. http://t.co/Y7sZYJfA...
December 3, 2011 - 22 words,

Finally home, 20 hours after I left Orlando. Now: sleep.
Finally home, 20 hours after I left Orlando. Now: sleep. Dec 1, 2011 10 :11...
December 1, 2011 - 17 words,

Due to weather in LA my flight was diverted to Phoenix. Wonder if @chrismatthieu's couch is available
Due to weather in LA my flight was diverted to Phoenix. Wonder if @chrismatthieu’s couch...
November 30, 2011 - 24 words,

Ah, the global economy... I have a conference call at midnight tonight.
Ah, the global economy... I have a conference call at midnight tonight. Nov 23, 2011...
November 23, 2011 - 19 words,

Can we just all agree that Perl 6 is already here and very popular? It's called Ruby.
Can we just all agree that Perl 6 is already here and very popular? It’s...
November 23, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @hotdogsladies: Oh, my goodness. Markdown blogging via Dropbox. http://t.co/RaxESMlV Think: "hosted Bloxsom" times "awesome"
RT @hotdogsladies: Oh, my goodness. Markdown blogging via Dropbox. http://t.co/RaxESMlV Think: "hosted Bloxsom" times "awesome"...
November 23, 2011 - 22 words,

Perl 6 is the Duke Nukem of programing languages.
Perl 6 is the Duke Nukem of programing languages. Nov 23, 2011 10 :18 via...
November 23, 2011 - 16 words,

RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneurs in Sacramento, come to the Startup Happy Hour sponsored by @Tropo and @Chrometa http://t.co/P3huMhUA
RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneurs in Sacramento, come to the Startup Happy Hour sponsored by @Tropo...
November 22, 2011 - 25 words,

RT @sacstarts: Come hang out for some casual coworking with local tech entrepreneurs tomorrow morning at Sacramento Open Coffee. http:// ...
RT @sacstarts: Come hang out for some casual coworking with local tech entrepreneurs tomorrow morning...
November 21, 2011 - 28 words,

Just pushed an update to Luxe. Forgot to give a URL to the config screen. Whoops. Fixed. http://t.co/JjhWQIut
Just pushed an update to Luxe. Forgot to give a URL to the config screen....
November 18, 2011 - 25 words,

Just released: Luxe, a lightweight Drupal module to improve the login and registration pages. http://t.co/JjhWQIut
Just released: Luxe, a lightweight Drupal module to improve the login and registration pages. http://t.co/JjhWQIut...
November 17, 2011 - 22 words,

RT @grobot: @akalsey you're sure it didn't say /reliving/ paranoia?
RT @grobot: @akalsey you’re sure it didn’t say /reliving/ paranoia? Nov 17, 2011 7 :07...
November 17, 2011 - 17 words,

Saw an ad suggesting smoking pot as a way of relieving paranoia. Isn't that like prescribing loud noises and bright lights for a headache?
Saw an ad suggesting smoking pot as a way of relieving paranoia. Isn’t that like...
November 17, 2011 - 31 words,

How is it 4pm and I haven't yet gotten to any of the things I planned on doing today?
How is it 4pm and I haven’t yet gotten to any of the things I...
November 16, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @entendu: Failing fast is only useful when you learn something.
RT @entendu: Failing fast is only useful when you learn something. Nov 14, 2011 3...
November 14, 2011 - 18 words,

Why do Nigerian scammers all have bank balances with very round numbers? You'd think there'd be some change in there.
Why do Nigerian scammers all have bank balances with very round numbers? You’d think there’d...
November 14, 2011 - 27 words,

Sutter Butte's Franklin DIPA by @Krausen at Sam Horne's. Yes, I just drove 25 minutes for a beer. And yes, it's worth it.
Sutter Butte’s Franklin DIPA by @Krausen at Sam Horne’s. Yes, I just drove 25 minutes...
November 11, 2011 - 30 words,

I order so much online that I'm surprised when the UPS driver goes down my street and doesn't stop here.
I order so much online that I’m surprised when the UPS driver goes down my...
November 10, 2011 - 27 words,

Asked by @AaronKlein how I knew he was behind @FakeAdamKalsey - handwriting analysis revealed the culprit.
Asked by @AaronKlein how I knew he was behind @FakeAdamKalsey - handwriting analysis revealed the...
November 8, 2011 - 23 words,

Bar for the #FounderShowcase after party just told us they're closing early "because they're too busy." I'm no restauranteur, but...
Bar for the #FounderShowcase after party just told us they’re closing early "because they’re too...
November 8, 2011 - 27 words,

Looking forward to the Tropo #FounderShowcase after party tonight at Tres.
Looking forward to the Tropo #FounderShowcase after party tonight at Tres. Nov 8, 2011 9...
November 8, 2011 - 18 words,

Made it more than halfway through #FounderShowcase before the first appearance of "Confidential" in the pitch deck.
Made it more than halfway through #FounderShowcase before the first appearance of "Confidential" in the...
November 8, 2011 - 24 words,

On a totally unrelated note, @AaronKlein has too much time on his hands.
On a totally unrelated note, @AaronKlein has too much time on his hands. Nov 8,...
November 8, 2011 - 20 words,

Someone created a parody me. I have arrived. “@FakeAdamKalsey: @akalsey may not be able to snark, but I can. Let the snarkfest begin.”
Someone created a parody me. I have arrived. "@FakeAdamKalsey: @akalsey may not be able to...
November 8, 2011 - 31 words,

RT @FakeAdamKalsey: You know what somebody should start? A Giants team that doesn't take September to April off. I'd invest in that.
RT @FakeAdamKalsey: You know what somebody should start? A Giants team that doesn’t take September...
November 8, 2011 - 29 words,

As a sponsor, I feel I have to hold back on the #FounderShowcase pitch snark. Too bad, I have a lot of it.
As a sponsor, I feel I have to hold back on the #FounderShowcase pitch snark....
November 8, 2011 - 30 words,

First pitch at #FounderShowcase and there's already Chinese Math. @takeoffvideo says "all we need is 1/2% of the market..."
First pitch at #FounderShowcase and there’s already Chinese Math. @takeoffvideo says "all we need is...
November 8, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: Meet @akalsey & Tropo at @founding Founder Showcase tonight in SF. Follow @Tropo to learn at 8pm the location of the after party.
RT @Tropo: Meet @akalsey & Tropo at @founding Founder Showcase tonight in SF. Follow @Tropo...
November 8, 2011 - 32 words,

Scott Adams wrote a column full of wrong http://t.co/oOmIBLIa Money alone doesn't win elections, Scott. Limiting spending = limiting speech.
Scott Adams wrote a column full of wrong http://t.co/oOmIBLIa Money alone doesn’t win elections, Scott....
November 6, 2011 - 27 words,

Pliny the Elder on tap at Sam Horne's in Folsom. Not a terrible way to spend part of a Sunday afternoon.
Pliny the Elder on tap at Sam Horne’s in Folsom. Not a terrible way to...
November 6, 2011 - 28 words,

If you ever need a plumber in Sacramento, hire these guys: http://t.co/YJkUfiI6 Fast work, low prices, amazing quality and service.
If you ever need a plumber in Sacramento, hire these guys: http://t.co/YJkUfiI6 Fast work, low...
November 6, 2011 - 27 words,

Competitor open sources some code, starts sending C&Ds to anyone who modifies it. Perhaps someone could explain how "open source" works.
Competitor open sources some code, starts sending C&Ds to anyone who modifies it. Perhaps someone...
November 3, 2011 - 28 words,

Fun with tech support... tell them you'll take a screenshot of "About this Mac" for hardware/OS details and send http://t.co/Cst6Wzha
Fun with tech support... tell them you’ll take a screenshot of "About this Mac" for...
November 2, 2011 - 27 words,

How I spent my Halloween: http://t.co/DDCSTrwZ Candles are so pasé.
How I spent my Halloween: http://t.co/DDCSTrwZ Candles are so pase. Oct 31, 2011 9 :46...
October 31, 2011 - 17 words,

Eh, who needs eyebrows anyway?
Eh, who needs eyebrows anyway? Oct 31, 2011 7 :09 via Twitter...
October 31, 2011 - 12 words,

Guy at the store asked why I'm buying several gallons of kerosene and dozens of rolls of toilet paper. As if that weren't obvious.
Guy at the store asked why I’m buying several gallons of kerosene and dozens of...
October 31, 2011 - 31 words,

Sleaziest spam ever? shopping site @Squawkinit sends email pretending to be Red Cross, promoting disaster kits for sale http://t.co/7gePIJxK
Sleaziest spam ever? shopping site @Squawkinit sends email pretending to be Red Cross, promoting disaster...
October 30, 2011 - 26 words,

Is there anything in sports greater than game 7 of the World Series?
Is there anything in sports greater than game 7 of the World Series? Oct 28,...
October 28, 2011 - 20 words,

Everyone's a critic. An audience member walked up to the sound board and turned off my mic while I was speaking.
Everyone’s a critic. An audience member walked up to the sound board and turned off...
October 27, 2011 - 28 words,

Another day, another awesome developer event. Heading down to Santa Clara for the App Dev Conference with a @tropo sponsored hackathon...
Another day, another awesome developer event. Heading down to Santa Clara for the App Dev...
October 27, 2011 - 28 words,

The best phone number verification system I've ever seen: http://t.co/efXCgCqG
The best phone number verification system I’ve ever seen: http://t.co/efXCgCqG Oct 26, 2011 2 :08...
October 26, 2011 - 17 words,

Port 80 blocked in iptables? That's a handy default config to have in your web server's base image.
Port 80 blocked in iptables? That’s a handy default config to have in your web...
October 25, 2011 - 25 words,

Just because they make stretchy yoga pants in your size...
Just because they make stretchy yoga pants in your size... Oct 23, 2011 2 :43...
October 23, 2011 - 17 words,

Great first day of #badcamp talking @Tropo and catching up with old friends.
Great first day of #badcamp talking @Tropo and catching up with old friends. Oct 22,...
October 22, 2011 - 20 words,

RT @Tropo: Find @akalsey today at #badcamp for aTropo Invaders shirt, stickers, or iPhone cover.
RT @Tropo: Find @akalsey today at #badcamp for aTropo Invaders shirt, stickers, or iPhone cover....
October 22, 2011 - 22 words,

Gmail's web interface on the iPad is now good enough To use as a primary email client. Use it each morning to answer my overnight email now.
Gmail’s web interface on the iPad is now good enough To use as a primary...
October 21, 2011 - 34 words,

When I saw @CalEvans autoresponder "I am underwater" I thought he was busy. Turns out he's actually under the water, scuba diving.
When I saw @CalEvans autoresponder "I am underwater" I thought he was busy. Turns out...
October 20, 2011 - 29 words,

Friend and former colleague @danyork brilliantly cuts to the point: who are we designing RTCWEB for? http://t.co/glylVmYo
Friend and former colleague @danyork brilliantly cuts to the point: who are we designing RTCWEB...
October 19, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @mccoveychron: Dammit. RT @SamMillerOCR: Texas was all like, "Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes."
RT @mccoveychron: Dammit. RT @SamMillerOCR: Texas was all like, "Rhodes? Where we’re going, we don’t...
October 19, 2011 - 24 words,

Judging from these #w2s talks, 5 minutes in government time means 15 minutes. Explains a lot.
Judging from these #w2s talks, 5 minutes in government time means 15 minutes. Explains a...
October 18, 2011 - 23 words,

What a sleazy conference: "We're also unlikely to accept [your talks] unless Tropo plays a major role in sponsorship."
What a sleazy conference: "We’re also unlikely to accept [your talks] unless Tropo plays a...
October 17, 2011 - 26 words,

.@JohnnyDiggz would be happy to see this in the Palace Hotel at #web2summit: http://t.co/2ZugLrHj
.@JohnnyDiggz would be happy to see this in the Palace Hotel at #web2summit: http://t.co/2ZugLrHj Oct...
October 17, 2011 - 22 words,

My new goal in life? To get my logo on the back of the @mashable business card. cc @benparr http://t.co/fJTNWiQl
My new goal in life? To get my logo on the back of the @mashable...
October 17, 2011 - 27 words,

RT @lizgannes: Gotta love @dickc on stage at #w2s: "The followup question, if I may interview myself..."
RT @lizgannes: Gotta love @dickc on stage at #w2s: "The followup question, if I may...
October 17, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @CaseySoftware @akalsey I'd say complexity is a bug.
RT @CaseySoftware @akalsey I’d say complexity is a bug. Oct 17, 2011 8 :14 via...
October 17, 2011 - 16 words,

Is simplicity a feature?
Is simplicity a feature? Oct 17, 2011 8 :05 via Twitter...
October 17, 2011 - 11 words,

Best #web2summit moment so far: @johnbattelle spends 3 minutes asking a question and @dickc gives a three letter answer: yes.
Best #web2summit moment so far: @johnbattelle spends 3 minutes asking a question and @dickc gives...
October 17, 2011 - 27 words,

O'Reilly sells speaking slots. I wonder if this 20 minute infomercial from Blue Fin Labs at #web2summit is paid.
O'Reilly sells speaking slots. I wonder if this 20 minute infomercial from Blue Fin Labs...
October 17, 2011 - 26 words,

Just finished helping someone complete their @Tropo app at 3am. Lots of good energy still at #hack4reno but I'm going to sleep for a bit.
Just finished helping someone complete their @Tropo app at 3am. Lots of good energy still...
October 15, 2011 - 32 words,

RT @Tropo: 1am and the #OpenGov hacking's still going strong, powered by the Korean taco truck. #hack4reno http://t.co/VgLgDQw6
RT @Tropo: 1am and the #OpenGov hacking’s still going strong, powered by the Korean taco...
October 15, 2011 - 25 words,

Sent 3 martinis back for having an odd salty taste before we figured out the problem. They kept making dirty martinis.
Sent 3 martinis back for having an odd salty taste before we figured out the...
October 15, 2011 - 28 words,

Awaiting the start of @stevenwright in Reno. Bought a single ticket and ended up 30 feet from center stage.
Awaiting the start of @stevenwright in Reno. Bought a single ticket and ended up 30...
October 15, 2011 - 26 words,

On my way to @hack4reno to spend the weekend talking @tropo and building civic apps http://t.co/jVb2X6yI Detour to see @stevenwright...
On my way to @hack4reno to spend the weekend talking @tropo and building civic apps...
October 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Wondering for the hundredth time why doctors bother with appointment times. They're clearly meaningless.
Wondering for the hundredth time why doctors bother with appointment times. They’re clearly meaningless. Oct...
October 11, 2011 - 21 words,

RT @tropo Another 3-event weekend, international this time! #barcampes in Sevilla, Spain, #ahnconf in #SanFran and #apps4septa in #Philly
RT @tropo Another 3-event weekend, international this time! #barcampes in Sevilla, Spain, #ahnconf in #SanFran...
October 8, 2011 - 26 words,

I love that we have @tropo events on opposite sides of the world this weekend and I'm not directly involved. My baby's all grown up.
I love that we have @tropo events on opposite sides of the world this weekend...
October 8, 2011 - 32 words,

At Cake with @tkalsey and @ZKalsey
At Cake with @tkalsey and @ZKalsey Oct 6, 2011 7 :13 via Twitter...
October 6, 2011 - 13 words,

I'll be heading to @Hack4Reno in a couple of weeks to help build civic apps. @Tropo is a sponsor. Looking forward to it. http://ow.ly/6Kbft
I’ll be heading to @Hack4Reno in a couple of weeks to help build civic apps....
September 30, 2011 - 31 words,

If your iPhone app nags me to rate it, interrupting what I'm trying to do, guess what my rating's going to be?
If your iPhone app nags me to rate it, interrupting what I’m trying to do,...
September 26, 2011 - 29 words,

Overheard: "they may do something stupid, but we're doing something idiotic in response."
Overheard: "they may do something stupid, but we’re doing something idiotic in response." Sep 26,...
September 26, 2011 - 20 words,

Calling my mobile phone before 7am to sell me something is a good way to ensure I blacklist your company.
Calling my mobile phone before 7am to sell me something is a good way to...
September 26, 2011 - 27 words,

Always a good reminder: Don't feed the trolls.
Always a good reminder: Don’t feed the trolls. Sep 24, 2011 6 :24 via Twitter...
September 24, 2011 - 15 words,

When someone is bragging about their child's genius, I like to point out that half of all children have below average intelligence.
When someone is bragging about their child’s genius, I like to point out that half...
September 24, 2011 - 29 words,

A new customer tells us a competitor "is dropping calls all over the place and it's a disaster." Common theme. Telecom at scale is hard.
A new customer tells us a competitor "is dropping calls all over the place and...
September 23, 2011 - 32 words,

Phone rings, "Hi, I'm interested in carpeting." Either a wrong number, or an obscene call from someone with a very odd fetish.
Phone rings, "Hi, I’m interested in carpeting." Either a wrong number, or an obscene call...
September 23, 2011 - 29 words,

Betascape in Baltimore sounds like a blast. Wishing for something like this on the west coast. http://ow.ly/6CWKT
Betascape in Baltimore sounds like a blast. Wishing for something like this on the west...
September 23, 2011 - 24 words,

Before I can create an account to pay my balance, I need to pay my balance. Brilliant.
Before I can create an account to pay my balance, I need to pay my...
September 22, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @HybridDBA: OH: "The real irony is that the sql joke about a humorless DBA had invalid SQL"
RT @HybridDBA: OH: "The real irony is that the sql joke about a humorless DBA...
September 21, 2011 - 25 words,

Your project sounds nice and all, but could we perhaps finish one of the 1000 other things we started before starting something new?
Your project sounds nice and all, but could we perhaps finish one of the 1000...
September 21, 2011 - 30 words,

Why do #sfgiants fans vilify Scott Cousins? Because they're happy to finally have a scapegoat that's not on their own team.
Why do #sfgiants fans vilify Scott Cousins? Because they’re happy to finally have a scapegoat...
September 20, 2011 - 28 words,

Dear pissed of cyclist: sorry I nearly ran you over. Clearly it was my fault that you ran a red light and rode into oncoming traffic.
Dear pissed of cyclist: sorry I nearly ran you over. Clearly it was my fault...
September 20, 2011 - 33 words,

How did my to do list end up longer at the end of the day than it was at the start?
How did my to do list end up longer at the end of the day...
September 19, 2011 - 28 words,

You would think that a dog would learn to stay away from skunks after being sprayed 3 times. At 4:30am I received evidence to the contrary.
You would think that a dog would learn to stay away from skunks after being...
September 18, 2011 - 33 words,

Can't wait to take the kids out to the range with this. http://t.co/2Ge7Yvmg
Can’t wait to take the kids out to the range with this. http://t.co/2Ge7Yvmg Sep 17,...
September 17, 2011 - 20 words,

Was asked which three things I'd want on a desert island. Easy: Satellite phone, GPS, and extra batteries.
Was asked which three things I’d want on a desert island. Easy: Satellite phone, GPS,...
September 17, 2011 - 25 words,

OH from @zscgeek "This knighting thing has jumped the shark http://t.co/tKqt8Ede"
OH from @zscgeek "This knighting thing has jumped the shark http://t.co/tKqt8Ede" Sep 14, 2011 7...
September 14, 2011 - 18 words,

I've never broken a bone in my life. Zack's already up to five and he's not 17 yet.
I’ve never broken a bone in my life. Zack’s already up to five and he’s...
September 14, 2011 - 25 words,

Yup, Zack broke his toe. No damage to the rest of the foot, so he'll be fine.
Yup, Zack broke his toe. No damage to the rest of the foot, so he’ll...
September 14, 2011 - 24 words,

If you might have a broken bone, you do not need a crayon, but the iPhone autocorrect thinks you do.
If you might have a broken bone, you do not need a crayon, but the...
September 14, 2011 - 27 words,

On the field with @tkalsey. http://t.co/mwskimJ
On the field with @tkalsey. http://t.co/mwskimJ Sep 10, 2011 6 :50 via Twitter...
September 10, 2011 - 13 words,

I'd heckle the wresters, but they might pretend to hit me. http://t.co/SMST571
I’d heckle the wresters, but they might pretend to hit me. http://t.co/SMST571 Sep 10, 2011...
September 10, 2011 - 19 words,

Father-son night at the SJ Earthquakes game with @tkalsey http://t.co/R8xpwZN
Father-son night at the SJ Earthquakes game with @tkalsey http://t.co/R8xpwZN Sep 10, 2011 6 :40...
September 10, 2011 - 17 words,

Idea for youth soccer teams: Shock collars with proximity sensors. Outfit a whole team and set for 10 yards.
Idea for youth soccer teams: Shock collars with proximity sensors. Outfit a whole team and...
September 10, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @joshdmorg: Here's to you Mr. Out of Shape Suburban Dad. You wear an Under Armour shirt to you kid's soccer game to at least look ath ...
RT @joshdmorg: Here’s to you Mr. Out of Shape Suburban Dad. You wear an Under...
September 10, 2011 - 35 words,

Ah, the nanny state. California requires incoming kindergartners to show proof they've been to the dentist.
Ah, the nanny state. California requires incoming kindergartners to show proof they’ve been to the...
September 9, 2011 - 23 words,

And now I have two kids who drive. @tkalsey just got his permit.
And now I have two kids who drive. @tkalsey just got his permit. Sep 6,...
September 6, 2011 - 20 words,

Passive aggressive notes on social networks that vaguely mention someone sucks. You know who you are.
Passive aggressive notes on social networks that vaguely mention someone sucks. You know who you...
September 6, 2011 - 23 words,

BART rider yelling at union rep about getting fired. Why? He didn't go to work because 7am start was too early. Is this what unions protect?
BART rider yelling at union rep about getting fired. Why? He didn’t go to work...
September 6, 2011 - 33 words,

Star Wars day at the Giants game. http://t.co/wbD2LNC
Star Wars day at the Giants game. http://t.co/wbD2LNC Sep 4, 2011 1 :08 via Twitter...
September 4, 2011 - 15 words,

Pre-game lunch at 21st Amendment. Shocked to find there was no wait at all.
Pre-game lunch at 21st Amendment. Shocked to find there was no wait at all. Sep...
September 4, 2011 - 21 words,

Drinking a great beer by a new to me brewer, search the name, discover they're local. Tanilla Porter by Knee Deep Brewery. Vanilla & Coffee
Drinking a great beer by a new to me brewer, search the name, discover they’re...
September 3, 2011 - 32 words,

Amazon recommendations remind me of a kid hustling products on the street. "Hey mister, you like duct tape, eh? Wanna buy more duct tape?"
Amazon recommendations remind me of a kid hustling products on the street. "Hey mister, you...
September 3, 2011 - 31 words,

I bought a cheap rubber door stop on Amazon a few months ago. Now Amazon thinks I really like door stops and keeps recommending I buy more.
I bought a cheap rubber door stop on Amazon a few months ago. Now Amazon...
September 3, 2011 - 34 words,

For all the talk about the iPhone & AT&T's poor network, the worst phone/network combo I've ever seen is mother-in-law's Verizon iPhone.
For all the talk about the iPhone & AT&T’s poor network, the worst phone/network combo...
September 3, 2011 - 29 words,

First day of the flu is always the worst. Can't concentrate on anything. Listless. Day's plans went right out the window. Is it bedtime yet?
First day of the flu is always the worst. Can’t concentrate on anything. Listless. Day’s...
September 2, 2011 - 32 words,

Time for a new bank. Wells Fargo slipped in a $10/mo fee for having a savings account. Only notification was a small note on previous stmnt.
Time for a new bank. Wells Fargo slipped in a $10/mo fee for having a...
September 1, 2011 - 33 words,

Spent 15 minutes tuning a new PHP/mysql server for @Voxeo blogs today. 6x speedup. Default mysql config is great if you have 256mb RAM.
Spent 15 minutes tuning a new PHP/mysql server for @Voxeo blogs today. 6x speedup. Default...
August 30, 2011 - 31 words,

RT @SFoskett: TSA guy: "I worked at a jail and this (body scanning & putdowns) is nothing" Me: "but the people at the jail were criminals"
RT @SFoskett: TSA guy: "I worked at a jail and this (body scanning & putdowns)...
August 28, 2011 - 33 words,

Judging from this mail I just received, the Swiss National Lotto is outsourcing their email to Hotmail.
Judging from this mail I just received, the Swiss National Lotto is outsourcing their email...
August 24, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @Tropo: 30 minutes left for the #drupalcon Developer Challenge. http://t.co/gKD84lV Entries starting to pour in.
RT @Tropo: 30 minutes left for the #drupalcon Developer Challenge. http://t.co/gKD84lV Entries starting to pour...
August 23, 2011 - 23 words,

Time for 6 degrees of @tmornini game? Connected to lots of people I am. Twitter convo with @andrewatideal, @orchestra_io purchase. #GoTomGo
Time for 6 degrees of @tmornini game? Connected to lots of people I am. Twitter...
August 23, 2011 - 28 words,

For some reason @4sq thinks @ken_pepple in CA and @dkworldwide in Chicago are near me in London. Keep getting "nearby" pings from them.
For some reason @4sq thinks @ken_pepple in CA and @dkworldwide in Chicago are near me...
August 23, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @lanyrdalert: Drupal Module Developer Challenge by Tropo: Kick-Off in Day Stage, 2:00pm @akalsey http://t.co/6k9XtkZ
RT @lanyrdalert: Drupal Module Developer Challenge by Tropo: Kick-Off in Day Stage, 2:00pm @akalsey http://t.co/6k9XtkZ...
August 22, 2011 - 22 words,

Left my UK plug at home on accident. Hotel has one for loan. No matter what you forget, always ask the hotel. They have all sorts of loaners
Left my UK plug at home on accident. Hotel has one for loan. No matter...
August 22, 2011 - 35 words,

On a flight through Chicago at 2pm. Asked @united why they didn't do that first, said it's not through SF. Like I care where my layover is.
On a flight through Chicago at 2pm. Asked @united why they didn’t do that first,...
August 21, 2011 - 34 words,

If @united would have given more notice of the delay, I could have bailed on the flight and headed to SF by car or train.
If @united would have given more notice of the delay, I could have bailed on...
August 21, 2011 - 32 words,

Saul Duran at @united wasn't hired for his customer service skills. He's being rude to other employees, can't communicate clearly to me.
Saul Duran at @united wasn’t hired for his customer service skills. He’s being rude to...
August 21, 2011 - 29 words,

Next flight is at 7pm, no seats in coach. Plenty of space in business, but @united won't move me up. Wonder if @delta or someone else would.
Next flight is at 7pm, no seats in coach. Plenty of space in business, but...
August 21, 2011 - 34 words,

Hey @united changed their twitter handle. Must have had too many complaints at the old one.
Hey @united changed their twitter handle. Must have had too many complaints at the old...
August 21, 2011 - 23 words,

Why does @unitedairlines even have a Sacramento to SF flight? It's NEVER on time. Always miss my connecting flight. I should just drive in.
Why does @unitedairlines even have a Sacramento to SF flight? It’s NEVER on time. Always...
August 21, 2011 - 31 words,

Ouch. Heathrow to Drupalcon cab is £60. @martin_q suggests X26 direct bus to Croydon for £2.50. About same time as cab. Leaves every 30 mins
Ouch. Heathrow to Drupalcon cab is PS60. @martin_q suggests X26 direct bus to Croydon for...
August 20, 2011 - 32 words,

Anyone arriving at Heathrow around 7am Monday for #Drupalcon? Want to share a cab?
Anyone arriving at Heathrow around 7am Monday for #Drupalcon? Want to share a cab? Aug...
August 20, 2011 - 21 words,

Translating PHP for the British http://t.co/HeCcoQx
Translating PHP for the British http://t.co/HeCcoQx Aug 20, 2011 9 :48 via Twitter...
August 20, 2011 - 13 words,

Very odd: an event we're not involved in has been advertising for weeks that we're a sponsor.
Very odd: an event we’re not involved in has been advertising for weeks that we’re...
August 19, 2011 - 24 words,

I'll be in London next week for Drupalcon, sponsoring the #Drupal dev contest. http://ow.ly/66TDN Hit me up if you'd like to meet there.
I’ll be in London next week for Drupalcon, sponsoring the #Drupal dev contest. http://ow.ly/66TDN Hit...
August 18, 2011 - 30 words,

Job listing for a "reputed Company" http://t.co/wX5cLyV - I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Job listing for a "reputed Company" http://t.co/wX5cLyV - I do not think that word means...
August 17, 2011 - 27 words,

I'm speaking tonight at @founding about getting from startup idea to product. Fun subject and a Great group. @Tropo is a sponsor.
I’m speaking tonight at @founding about getting from startup idea to product. Fun subject and...
August 16, 2011 - 29 words,

Like much else, Wikipedia has some good information on area code splits and overlays in North America. http://ow.ly/62Doy
Like much else, Wikipedia has some good information on area code splits and overlays in...
August 13, 2011 - 25 words,

Many planned area code splits and overlays have been postponed. Needs for new area codes has slowed due to a new way of allocating numbers.
Many planned area code splits and overlays have been postponed. Needs for new area codes...
August 13, 2011 - 32 words,

Thought 415 was on the list of upcoming area code splits, but looking now, apparently not. Did you know they plan splits years in advance?
Thought 415 was on the list of upcoming area code splits, but looking now, apparently...
August 13, 2011 - 32 words,

And parts of San Mateo cty, but not for much longer. RT @joshdmorg: @akalsey 415 still also serves Marin
And parts of San Mateo cty, but not for much longer. RT @joshdmorg: @akalsey 415...
August 13, 2011 - 26 words,

There are a surprising number of area codes that only serve a single city. San Antonio, Pittsburgh, NYC, San Francisco...
There are a surprising number of area codes that only serve a single city. San...
August 13, 2011 - 27 words,

Pouring over phone number inventory lists. Exciting, I know. But I DID just discover there's a town in Rhode Island called Woonsocket.
Pouring over phone number inventory lists. Exciting, I know. But I DID just discover there’s...
August 13, 2011 - 29 words,

Drinking some Life & Limb, a fantastic collaboration between Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head. Great stuff, highly recommended.
Drinking some Life & Limb, a fantastic collaboration between Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head. Great...
August 13, 2011 - 25 words,

My new business cards are stickers. That's how cool we are.
My new business cards are stickers. That’s how cool we are. Aug 12, 2011 4...
August 12, 2011 - 18 words,

I'm whipping up an improvement to my #LSRC door prize entry application from last year. Ruby source coming soon.
I’m whipping up an improvement to my #LSRC door prize entry application from last year....
August 10, 2011 - 26 words,

Star Wars AND a Giants game? With a Brian Wilson in carbonite giveaway? Yes please. http://ow.ly/5ZdYc (via @dkworldwide)
Star Wars AND a Giants game? With a Brian Wilson in carbonite giveaway? Yes please....
August 9, 2011 - 25 words,

RT @onsip: Onsip team cappuccinos at Intelligentsia in Chicago. Thanks to @akalsey for the suggestion. #ClueCon http://t.co/pe5mIRY
RT @onsip: Onsip team cappuccinos at Intelligentsia in Chicago. Thanks to @akalsey for the suggestion....
August 9, 2011 - 24 words,

Many thanks to the folks from @onsip. They're making an Intelligensia run, but I've got @cluecon duties, so they offered to bring me some.
Many thanks to the folks from @onsip. They’re making an Intelligensia run, but I’ve got...
August 9, 2011 - 31 words,

Some banks serve coffee, but ING Direct is running a full coffee shop with a bank in it. (@ ING Direct Café) [pic]: http://4sq.com/qwrANT
Some banks serve coffee, but ING Direct is running a full coffee shop with a...
August 9, 2011 - 31 words,

Seen at #cluecon; "who saw my talk last year?" - two hands go up. "If I'd known that, I could have just reused that talk."
Seen at #cluecon; "who saw my talk last year?" - two hands go up. "If...
August 9, 2011 - 32 words,

Hello, we're the #SFGiants. Could someone please give us the directions to home plate? We seem to be lost.
Hello, we’re the #SFGiants. Could someone please give us the directions to home plate? We...
August 8, 2011 - 26 words,

Nice touch: the replacement for my way overcooked steak was brought out by the chef, who waited for me to cut in and approve it.
Nice touch: the replacement for my way overcooked steak was brought out by the chef,...
August 8, 2011 - 32 words,

If this steak is rare, could you please bring me one that's raw instead?
If this steak is rare, could you please bring me one that’s raw instead? Aug...
August 8, 2011 - 21 words,

Email legal disclaimer: "All works, ideas, or copy within are copyrighted by..." That's great, but you can't copyright an idea.
Email legal disclaimer: "All works, ideas, or copy within are copyrighted by..." That’s great, but...
August 5, 2011 - 27 words,

We hold a @Voxeo lunch and learn on first Fridays. Internal 15 minute presentations on diverse subjects. Today @xerafin is talking hypnosis.
We hold a @Voxeo lunch and learn on first Fridays. Internal 15 minute presentations on...
August 5, 2011 - 29 words,

HD is not kind to Bip Roberts. Can we have a video outage again now? #SFGiants
HD is not kind to Bip Roberts. Can we have a video outage again now?...
August 4, 2011 - 23 words,

I've heard that offense is a good thing. As a #SFGiants fan, I have no firsthand knowledge of this. Are the rumors true?
I’ve heard that offense is a good thing. As a #SFGiants fan, I have no...
August 4, 2011 - 30 words,

It's 2:17 pm and I'm just now getting to my email today. That's how crazy this day has been.
It’s 2:17 pm and I’m just now getting to my email today. That’s how crazy...
August 4, 2011 - 26 words,

Wow, I looked up the top iOS apps from around the world http://ow.ly/5UL1C and found that a @tropo powered app is #1 in many places.
Wow, I looked up the top iOS apps from around the world http://ow.ly/5UL1C and found...
August 3, 2011 - 32 words,

I love looking at the Apple & Android app store top apps lists and seeing several @Tropo customers on it.
I love looking at the Apple & Android app store top apps lists and seeing...
August 1, 2011 - 27 words,

The growler I bought from Brew It Up is completely flat. Still tasty, but I'm a bit disappointed.
The growler I bought from Brew It Up is completely flat. Still tasty, but I’m...
August 1, 2011 - 25 words,

. @JD_Gryph just showed me a 419 scam that uses "I fell for a 419 scam & I need your help" as the bait. Very meta.
. @JD_Gryph just showed me a 419 scam that uses "I fell for a 419...
August 1, 2011 - 33 words,

Zack is now a licensed driver.
Zack is now a licensed driver. Aug 1, 2011 3 :34 via Twitter...
August 1, 2011 - 13 words,

70 minutes past the appointment time, still 2 cars ahead of us. So much for the DMV suggesting we allow 90 minutes total for the test.
70 minutes past the appointment time, still 2 cars ahead of us. So much for...
August 1, 2011 - 33 words,

2pm DMV appointment, and here we are 40 mins later with 10 cars still in front of us. I feel like I'm at an Apple Store or something.
2pm DMV appointment, and here we are 40 mins later with 10 cars still in...
August 1, 2011 - 35 words,

Zack goes in for try number two on his driving test this afternoon. Is there any more terrifying time for a parent than this?
Zack goes in for try number two on his driving test this afternoon. Is there...
August 1, 2011 - 31 words,

This Amazon Lightning Deal is either for a toy box or an exorcist. http://t.co/SImc9Q5
This Amazon Lightning Deal is either for a toy box or an exorcist. http://t.co/SImc9Q5 Jul...
July 31, 2011 - 21 words,

Picked up a growler. Mainly so I can bottle my own stuff in it. http://t.co/uQj4usi
Picked up a growler. Mainly so I can bottle my own stuff in it. http://t.co/uQj4usi...
July 30, 2011 - 22 words,

Going to Brew It Up tonight. $5 beers, keep the glass. Help them drain the tanks before they shut down tomorrow.
Going to Brew It Up tonight. $5 beers, keep the glass. Help them drain the...
July 30, 2011 - 28 words,

Bummer, Brew It Up closing this weekend. http://t.co/bIBQJhk
Bummer, Brew It Up closing this weekend. http://t.co/bIBQJhk Jul 30, 2011 5 :14 via Twitter...
July 30, 2011 - 15 words,

Heard lots of complaints about the commercial nature of #oscon keynotes. That's why I don't attend most keynotes.
Heard lots of complaints about the commercial nature of #oscon keynotes. That’s why I don’t...
July 29, 2011 - 25 words,

RT @kevinmarks: says @akalsey "IPv4 is in trouble. I have a laptop, a tablet, a phone, I think my shoe has an IP address now" #oscon
RT @kevinmarks: says @akalsey "IPv4 is in trouble. I have a laptop, a tablet, a...
July 29, 2011 - 33 words,

The joys of speaking at the tail end of a conference. Is anyone still at #oscon?
The joys of speaking at the tail end of a conference. Is anyone still at...
July 29, 2011 - 23 words,

Just finished my slides for both of my #oscon talks tomorrow. Come see me talk product management at 11 or IPv6 at 11:50, both in room 251.
Just finished my slides for both of my #oscon talks tomorrow. Come see me talk...
July 28, 2011 - 34 words,

Love this about conferences: realizing you're standing next to someone you know from online. Such a pleasure meeting @lisamusing in person.
Love this about conferences: realizing you’re standing next to someone you know from online. Such...
July 27, 2011 - 28 words,

Awesome meeting @merlyn last night at the Puppet party. I learned Perl by reading his stuff.
Awesome meeting @merlyn last night at the Puppet party. I learned Perl by reading his...
July 27, 2011 - 23 words,

Tonight at #ScaleOutCamp I'm talking about how we provide the low latency required for voice & at scale in 7 global datacenters. #oscon
Tonight at #ScaleOutCamp I’m talking about how we provide the low latency required for voice...
July 26, 2011 - 30 words,

PDX friends: I'm in town for OSCON. Want to meet up with me or @JohnnyDiggz from @Tropo? @ reply or email adam@kalsey.com
PDX friends: I’m in town for OSCON. Want to meet up with me or @JohnnyDiggz...
July 25, 2011 - 30 words,

Weird. Pearl district was WAY different 8 years ago when I used to spend lots of time here with @pheedo.
Weird. Pearl district was WAY different 8 years ago when I used to spend lots...
July 25, 2011 - 27 words,

How much of a jackass would I look like if I walked around with this #oscon badge? http://t.co/ZoKhIAo
How much of a jackass would I look like if I walked around with this...
July 25, 2011 - 25 words,

Wandering around Portland Pearl dist at OSCON and realized I was in familiar territory. Turns out I was right next to the @pheedo office.
Wandering around Portland Pearl dist at OSCON and realized I was in familiar territory. Turns...
July 25, 2011 - 31 words,

Zack and his sign made it on TV today at the #SFGiants. @dkworldwide makes an appearance, too. http://t.co/pVotb6w
Zack and his sign made it on TV today at the #SFGiants. @dkworldwide makes an...
July 24, 2011 - 25 words,

Thank you @dkworldwide for inviting me to an awesome game. And to @alanb42 for the tickets. What a great day.
Thank you @dkworldwide for inviting me to an awesome game. And to @alanb42 for the...
July 24, 2011 - 27 words,

#SFGiants game with @dkworldwide and @alanb42 http://t.co/4JCsgRX
SFGiants game with @dkworldwide and @alanb42 http://t.co/4JCsgRX Jul 24, 2011 2 :33 via Twitter...
July 24, 2011 - 14 words,

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh my God! Why do I have to do it? Leave me alone! I HATE YOU!
How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh my God! Why do...
July 24, 2011 - 33 words,

Bret Butler just got dumped. Don't know what he said, but the ump ran him quickly. Quite the animated display afterward. http://t.co/FEmOLnu
Bret Butler just got dumped. Don’t know what he said, but the ump ran him...
July 23, 2011 - 29 words,

Cool, Brett Butler is the manager of the Reno Aces. Glad to see him still in baseball. Fond memories of watching him play.
Cool, Brett Butler is the manager of the Reno Aces. Glad to see him still...
July 23, 2011 - 30 words,

Zack had trouble finding a job, so he created his own. Handing out fliers for odd jobs. Pet sitting, lawns, cleaning. His own idea. #proud
Zack had trouble finding a job, so he created his own. Handing out fliers for...
July 23, 2011 - 32 words,

RT @Tropo: Want to win a pass to #Drupalcon London and the sold-out party at Batman Live? http://cot.ag/p9uDVI
RT @Tropo: Want to win a pass to #Drupalcon London and the sold-out party at...
July 23, 2011 - 25 words,

IPv6 singlehandedly breaks most email address validators used on the web. Stop parsing email addresses with regex please.
IPv6 singlehandedly breaks most email address validators used on the web. Stop parsing email addresses...
July 22, 2011 - 25 words,

My new product is like twitter or facebook for groups. Group size is limited to one person. I call it antisocial software.
My new product is like twitter or facebook for groups. Group size is limited to...
July 22, 2011 - 29 words,

Two weeks ago I discovered I needed 55 empty beer bottles to bottle my first homebrew. I've achieved that goal, but I can't recall how.
Two weeks ago I discovered I needed 55 empty beer bottles to bottle my first...
July 22, 2011 - 32 words,

Already getting word that other voice providers are building their own desktop and mobile clients using our @PhonoSDK - that's awesome.
Already getting word that other voice providers are building their own desktop and mobile clients...
July 22, 2011 - 28 words,

Busy day so far. New @Tropo Canadian SMS (shortcodes & phone nums), faster SMS http://ow.ly/5L9Un & @phonoSDK mobile http://ow.ly/5L9Zj
Busy day so far. New @Tropo Canadian SMS (shortcodes & phone nums), faster SMS http://ow.ly/5L9Un...
July 22, 2011 - 26 words,

My new truck: http://t.co/qjlZovE
My new truck: http://t.co/qjlZovE Jul 21, 2011 6 :33 via Twitter...
July 21, 2011 - 11 words,

"We appear to have a missing DNS SRV record" "Did you check between the sofa cushions?" "Yeah, I found a couple of A records, but...
"We appear to have a missing DNS SRV record" "Did you check between the sofa...
July 21, 2011 - 32 words,

Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham veniam officia consequat chuck dolore laborum tenderloin ut est. http://baconipsum.com/
Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham veniam officia consequat chuck dolore laborum tenderloin ut est....
July 20, 2011 - 23 words,

Rubyists in the Bay Area that would like to learn about jRuby should come hear my talk tonight in Berkeley. http://ow.ly/5IrZE
Rubyists in the Bay Area that would like to learn about jRuby should come hear...
July 19, 2011 - 28 words,

Doing a little @Tropo tech support (hi @abraham) over twitter from the couch on my phone browser while I watch the #SFGiants beat Dodgers.
Doing a little @Tropo tech support (hi @abraham) over twitter from the couch on my...
July 18, 2011 - 31 words,

Panda!
Panda! Jul 18, 2011 9 :06 via Twitter...
July 18, 2011 - 8 words,

Nothing better than seeing a young entrepreneur's dream take off. Congrats to my friends at @geoloqi on their funding. http://ow.ly/5HAy3
Nothing better than seeing a young entrepreneur’s dream take off. Congrats to my friends at...
July 18, 2011 - 27 words,

Walk into a wine bar this afternoon and find @ken_pepple sitting there. Nice surprise.
Walk into a wine bar this afternoon and find @ken_pepple sitting there. Nice surprise. Jul...
July 16, 2011 - 21 words,

I'm very impressed by how well Taylor's taking to playing drums. He's practicing daily. The neighbors? Probably not as impressed.
I’m very impressed by how well Taylor’s taking to playing drums. He’s practicing daily. The...
July 16, 2011 - 27 words,

Note to self: the clothes dry faster if you push the "start" button on the dryer.
Note to self: the clothes dry faster if you push the "start" button on the...
July 15, 2011 - 23 words,

Verified by Visa won't allow me to choose a strong password. Allows letters/numbers only, 8 char max. 3b%9,64L doesn't work.
Verified by Visa won’t allow me to choose a strong password. Allows letters/numbers only, 8...
July 14, 2011 - 27 words,

I kept wondering when Bartolo Colon would become... well, Bartolo Colon. Looks to have happened tonight.
I kept wondering when Bartolo Colon would become... well, Bartolo Colon. Looks to have happened...
July 14, 2011 - 23 words,

I'm going to have a lot of chile verde left over tonight.
I’m going to have a lot of chile verde left over tonight. Jul 14, 2011...
July 14, 2011 - 19 words,

Zack didn't pass the driving test. He'll try again in two weeks.
Zack didn’t pass the driving test. He’ll try again in two weeks. Jul 13, 2011...
July 13, 2011 - 19 words,

At the DMV for Zack's driving test. If he passes this, he'll be a licensed driver.
At the DMV for Zack’s driving test. If he passes this, he’ll be a licensed...
July 13, 2011 - 23 words,

Google Apps users no longer second class citizens? "Your account now works more like a full Google Account. ...nearly all Google products"
Google Apps users no longer second class citizens? "Your account now works more like a...
July 13, 2011 - 29 words,

Sarcasm is completely lost on some people.
Sarcasm is completely lost on some people. Jul 9, 2011 8 :37 via Twitter...
July 9, 2011 - 14 words,

Miguel Tejada leads the league in grounding into a double play to lead off an inning. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants
Miguel Tejada leads the league in grounding into a double play to lead off an...
July 9, 2011 - 25 words,

Aaron Rowand once struck out during an intentional walk. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants
Aaron Rowand once struck out during an intentional walk. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants Jul 9, 2011 10...
July 9, 2011 - 18 words,

Scott Hairston has 8 career home runs. 7 of them have been in the 9th inning against the #SFGiants. It's true, look it up.
Scott Hairston has 8 career home runs. 7 of them have been in the 9th...
July 8, 2011 - 31 words,

Google+ suggested I add @billzeller to my contacts. You're missed Bill.
Google+ suggested I add @billzeller to my contacts. You’re missed Bill. Jul 8, 2011 2...
July 8, 2011 - 18 words,

Turning out to be a nice deep red ale. I think I'll call it Enoch. http://t.co/zU1WCtx
Turning out to be a nice deep red ale. I think I’ll call it Enoch....
July 7, 2011 - 23 words,

First brew. Hope I don't screw it up too bad. http://t.co/jM7HiGc
First brew. Hope I don’t screw it up too bad. http://t.co/jM7HiGc Jul 7, 2011 9...
July 7, 2011 - 18 words,

What a very helpful error message: http://ow.ly/5z06x
What a very helpful error message: http://ow.ly/5z06x Jul 7, 2011 9 :42 via Twitter...
July 7, 2011 - 14 words,

You could come up with a lot of good band names by cribbing from a list of medication side effects. "shortness of breath" #rxbands
You could come up with a lot of good band names by cribbing from a...
July 7, 2011 - 31 words,

Why do people insist on emailing around Word doc attachments for simple text? If you could copy and paste into the body of an email, do so.
Why do people insist on emailing around Word doc attachments for simple text? If you...
July 5, 2011 - 34 words,

I think our British friends should celebrate July 4th as the day they finally got rid of us.
I think our British friends should celebrate July 4th as the day they finally got...
July 4, 2011 - 25 words,

Giants and Phillies starters nearly sweep the All Star starting pitching slots with 3 each. Vogelsong is a surprise, but worthy selection.
Giants and Phillies starters nearly sweep the All Star starting pitching slots with 3 each....
July 3, 2011 - 29 words,

Bought a new Kindle book listed at 9.99. Charged 8.99. It dropped $1 between the time I opened the page and when I bought. Simple pleasures.
Bought a new Kindle book listed at 9.99. Charged 8.99. It dropped $1 between the...
July 2, 2011 - 33 words,

Jailbroke my Kindle so I could replace the awful default screen savers. http://t.co/1upovAm http://t.co/gj29ctC
Jailbroke my Kindle so I could replace the awful default screen savers. http://t.co/1upovAm http://t.co/gj29ctC Jul...
July 2, 2011 - 21 words,

Tropo now does speech recognition and text to speech in 24 languages. http://ow.ly/5v0Uw Includes 61 different voices and accents.
Tropo now does speech recognition and text to speech in 24 languages. http://ow.ly/5v0Uw Includes 61...
July 1, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @alexagranovsky: @akalsey Reminds me of one of my favorite Dilberts ever http://goo.gl/AZC8J
RT @alexagranovsky: @akalsey Reminds me of one of my favorite Dilberts ever http://goo.gl/AZC8J Jun 29,...
June 29, 2011 - 20 words,

Told his code already meets a new requirement, a dev said, "it's so advanced it even knows requirements before they show up. I'm Doc Brown!"
Told his code already meets a new requirement, a dev said, "it’s so advanced it...
June 29, 2011 - 32 words,

In times of crisis, brutal honesty with your customers is the only way to go.
In times of crisis, brutal honesty with your customers is the only way to go....
June 29, 2011 - 22 words,

All the redundant connections in the world don't help when a major fiber line gets cut and takes down lots of carriers at once.
All the redundant connections in the world don’t help when a major fiber line gets...
June 29, 2011 - 31 words,

Hey @rivercats Sacramento is home to a lot of great breweries. Why aren't any local beers served at Raley Field?
Hey @rivercats Sacramento is home to a lot of great breweries. Why aren’t any local...
June 28, 2011 - 27 words,

I need about 60 empty beer bottles to in about 3 weeks to bottle my first homebrew batch. I'd better get cracking.
I need about 60 empty beer bottles to in about 3 weeks to bottle my...
June 28, 2011 - 29 words,

Did Roger Clemens kick this suit off because he wanted more news headlines with "Roger Clemens" and "steroids" in them? http://ow.ly/5sxUy
Did Roger Clemens kick this suit off because he wanted more news headlines with "Roger...
June 28, 2011 - 28 words,

Dodgers selling for $150 million? I would have thought an MLB team was a lot more than that. Means my lifelong dream is more attainable.
Dodgers selling for $150 million? I would have thought an MLB team was a lot...
June 28, 2011 - 32 words,

"The UI is very intuitive. It looks just like Windows or Outlook." Perhaps you should hire a UI designer, so your UI doesn't suck, too.
"The UI is very intuitive. It looks just like Windows or Outlook." Perhaps you should...
June 28, 2011 - 32 words,

Renewing my swath of domain names this morning, only to discover that every page of the @Namecheap web site is throwing a 500 error.
Renewing my swath of domain names this morning, only to discover that every page of...
June 27, 2011 - 31 words,

I'm seeing lots of @pheedo ads in RSS feeds and dlvr.it links in Tweets recently. Glad to see the company I helped found doing well.
I’m seeing lots of @pheedo ads in RSS feeds and dlvr.it links in Tweets recently....
June 25, 2011 - 32 words,

Peets has two drinks: "Vanilla Freddo" (without coffee) & "Vanilla Caffe Freddo" (with). Oddly, ordering "Vanilla Freddo" gets you coffee.
Peets has two drinks: "Vanilla Freddo" (without coffee) & "Vanilla Caffe Freddo" (with). Oddly, ordering...
June 25, 2011 - 27 words,

Note to the mother of the 3-year old: After spending the afternoon shopping, "I'm going to take you home" isn't much of a threat.
Note to the mother of the 3-year old: After spending the afternoon shopping, "I’m going...
June 25, 2011 - 31 words,

Being part of a community is certainly harder than throwing money at it from afar, but is infinitely more rewarding in all sorts of ways.
Being part of a community is certainly harder than throwing money at it from afar,...
June 25, 2011 - 32 words,

Lesson reinforced from @Tropo events going this weekend: throwing money at a community is no substitute for being a passionate member of it.
Lesson reinforced from @Tropo events going this weekend: throwing money at a community is no...
June 25, 2011 - 30 words,

Zack is discovering that looking for a job is hard work. http://t.co/diZqHWT
Zack is discovering that looking for a job is hard work. http://t.co/diZqHWT Jun 25, 2011...
June 25, 2011 - 19 words,

So far the play in the Earthquakes vs Galaxy game resembles a U8 game. Nothing but scrums in the box and balls cleared over the touchline.
So far the play in the Earthquakes vs Galaxy game resembles a U8 game. Nothing...
June 25, 2011 - 33 words,

Guy in the mall food court is either talking on bluetooth headset or is completely insane. Could go either way, really.
Guy in the mall food court is either talking on bluetooth headset or is completely...
June 25, 2011 - 28 words,

Filling out job apps is good job training for Zack. Provides experience in useless, repetitive tasks completed because some policy says so.
Filling out job apps is good job training for Zack. Provides experience in useless, repetitive...
June 25, 2011 - 29 words,

Also of note: American Eagle's application for retail sales flunkies is an 8 page tome. Life was simpler when I was a teenage jobseeker.
Also of note: American Eagle’s application for retail sales flunkies is an 8 page tome....
June 25, 2011 - 31 words,

Helping Zack fill out job applications. What planet do the people who design these live on? Middle name for references? Really?
Helping Zack fill out job applications. What planet do the people who design these live...
June 25, 2011 - 28 words,

Lineup for #SFGiants includes only one hitter with an average over .250. Pathetic.
Lineup for #SFGiants includes only one hitter with an average over .250. Pathetic. Jun 24,...
June 24, 2011 - 20 words,

When I typed "son" on my iPhone, it capitalized it as "Son." My iPhone thinks I'm God.
When I typed "son" on my iPhone, it capitalized it as "Son." My iPhone thinks...
June 24, 2011 - 24 words,

Now in my son @tkalsey's room: http://ow.ly/i/drBh - This isn't going to turn out well.
Now in my son @tkalsey’s room: http://ow.ly/i/drBh - This isn’t going to turn out well....
June 24, 2011 - 22 words,

First visit from the ice cream man this year. I got an orange cream popsicle.
First visit from the ice cream man this year. I got an orange cream popsicle....
June 24, 2011 - 22 words,

Find your nearest brewer with @pintlabs and SMS or IM - http://ow.ly/5p7GQ
Find your nearest brewer with @pintlabs and SMS or IM - http://ow.ly/5p7GQ Jun 23, 2011...
June 23, 2011 - 19 words,

If that feat by @stratascale sounds impossible, that's because it is.
If that feat by @stratascale sounds impossible, that’s because it is. Jun 23, 2011 3...
June 23, 2011 - 18 words,

Fastest datacenter buildout ever? @stratascale starts a new DC 6 weeks ago & moves in today http://ow.ly/5p6Ro - 8 months ahead of schedule
Fastest datacenter buildout ever? @stratascale starts a new DC 6 weeks ago & moves in...
June 23, 2011 - 30 words,

Them: How much do you want to reduce your bill to? Me: I have no idea. What do I pay now?
Them: How much do you want to reduce your bill to? Me: I have no...
June 22, 2011 - 28 words,

Note for future: if you confess having no knowledge of current bill, bargaining position for negotiating a decreased monthly bill weakens.
Note for future: if you confess having no knowledge of current bill, bargaining position for...
June 22, 2011 - 28 words,

Called DirecTV about their new customer deal: "How long do I need to be a former customer before I'm considered a new one?" Got the deal.
Called DirecTV about their new customer deal: "How long do I need to be a...
June 22, 2011 - 33 words,

Learn to use email, please. When someone sends out a company-wide announcement, don't reply to all with some note of congratulations.
Learn to use email, please. When someone sends out a company-wide announcement, don’t reply to...
June 21, 2011 - 28 words,

Tired of "turn off electronic devices" on airplanes. If a plane's communications is so fragile my Kindle can bring it down, we're screwed.
Tired of "turn off electronic devices" on airplanes. If a plane’s communications is so fragile...
June 20, 2011 - 30 words,

A @tropo powered people finder app from Random Hacks of Kindness gets a mention in the Google blog: http://ow.ly/5mbip
A @tropo powered people finder app from Random Hacks of Kindness gets a mention in...
June 20, 2011 - 26 words,

Just picked up my tickets for Drupalcon London. We'll have a couple of tickets to give away. Follow @Tropo for details coming soon.
Just picked up my tickets for Drupalcon London. We’ll have a couple of tickets to...
June 19, 2011 - 30 words,

I just bought a home brew kit. I blame @dkworldwide and @bhsalazar for dragging me into the madness.
I just bought a home brew kit. I blame @dkworldwide and @bhsalazar for dragging me...
June 19, 2011 - 25 words,

Jim Carey and Kevin James are working on a joint sequel to their penguin and zoo movies. It's called "Where Did My Career Go?"
Jim Carey and Kevin James are working on a joint sequel to their penguin and...
June 19, 2011 - 31 words,

A cigar, a nice IPA, and the Giants for father's day. http://t.co/J2RcGgg
A cigar, a nice IPA, and the Giants for father’s day. http://t.co/J2RcGgg Jun 19, 2011...
June 19, 2011 - 19 words,

Poll - what's uglier: A's yellow jerseys or te #SFGiants orange ones?
Poll - what’s uglier: A’s yellow jerseys or te #SFGiants orange ones? Jun 17, 2011...
June 17, 2011 - 19 words,

Is there a mute button that just shuts up Bip Roberts? #sfgiants
Is there a mute button that just shuts up Bip Roberts? #sfgiants Jun 17, 2011...
June 17, 2011 - 19 words,

Hit TV idea: Game show featuring singing, dancing, space alien homicide detectives that work in a hospital. One gets voted out each week.
Hit TV idea: Game show featuring singing, dancing, space alien homicide detectives that work in...
June 17, 2011 - 30 words,

And the gamification of group buying sports ads company wins the first half.
And the gamification of group buying sports ads company wins the first half. Jun 15,...
June 15, 2011 - 20 words,

They also get the highest rating so far from the VC panel. So what do I know.
They also get the highest rating so far from the VC panel. So what do...
June 15, 2011 - 24 words,

Oh, they have viral, too. With patents.
Oh, they have viral, too. With patents. Jun 15, 2011 6 :03 via Twitter...
June 15, 2011 - 14 words,

An ad-supported, affiliate-powered iPhone app that is the gamification of... games. With group buying. Who invited the Onion to #Founders?
An ad-supported, affiliate-powered iPhone app that is the gamification of... games. With group buying. Who...
June 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Founder Showcase tonight in SF is sold out, but @Tropo has a free ticket available. RT to win it.
Founder Showcase tonight in SF is sold out, but @Tropo has a free ticket available....
June 15, 2011 - 26 words,

Found free street parking in San Francisco, a block from my lunch event. And it's in the shade. It's the little things that make my day.
Found free street parking in San Francisco, a block from my lunch event. And it’s...
June 15, 2011 - 33 words,

RT @cherikalsey: @akalsey Astronomical.
RT @cherikalsey: @akalsey Astronomical. Jun 14, 2011 1 :03 via Twitter...
June 14, 2011 - 11 words,

Ad offering me a rebate of "30% of the retail cost of the Solar System" - what would the property taxes be on all the planets?
Ad offering me a rebate of "30% of the retail cost of the Solar System"...
June 14, 2011 - 33 words,

A couple sitting at coffee with calendars spread out is planning out which parent their daughter stays with each week throughout the summer.
A couple sitting at coffee with calendars spread out is planning out which parent their...
June 14, 2011 - 30 words,

DirecTV seems to have replaced ESPN with the Derek Jeter Channel.
DirecTV seems to have replaced ESPN with the Derek Jeter Channel. Jun 13, 2011 6...
June 13, 2011 - 18 words,

Spam that offers to sell me targeted email lists always makes me laugh.
Spam that offers to sell me targeted email lists always makes me laugh. Jun 13,...
June 13, 2011 - 20 words,

I hear there was a basketball game tonight.
I hear there was a basketball game tonight. Jun 12, 2011 9 :17 via Twitter...
June 12, 2011 - 15 words,

RT @ChicagoCTO: What data are we missing? What vital signs would you most like to see from the City of Chicago?
RT @ChicagoCTO: What data are we missing? What vital signs would you most like to...
June 12, 2011 - 28 words,

Speakers you can use "inside your horse." http://t.co/t2FXBw3 Find me some I can use inside a tauntaun to entertain me when lost on Hoth.
Speakers you can use "inside your horse." http://t.co/t2FXBw3 Find me some I can use inside...
June 12, 2011 - 31 words,

What an evening. Giants, tri tip, and a local Zin out in the backyard. http://t.co/RE2DNVo
What an evening. Giants, tri tip, and a local Zin out in the backyard. http://t.co/RE2DNVo...
June 12, 2011 - 22 words,

If high school guidance counsellors are so good at planning careers, how'd they end up as guidance counsellors?
If high school guidance counsellors are so good at planning careers, how’d they end up...
June 12, 2011 - 25 words,

There's a hornet trapped in a spider web in my garage. Watched it kill one spider, now it's battling another.
There’s a hornet trapped in a spider web in my garage. Watched it kill one...
June 12, 2011 - 27 words,

RT @joindin: Didn't make it to php|tek hackathon this year? Check out some pics from @akrabat: http://bit.ly/jfOCJ5
RT @joindin: Didn’t make it to php|tek hackathon this year? Check out some pics from...
June 12, 2011 - 24 words,

I didn't think I frequented the Chinese restaurant by my house THAT much. When I walked in, the girl at the counter greeted me by name.
I didn’t think I frequented the Chinese restaurant by my house THAT much. When I...
June 11, 2011 - 33 words,

Whole Foods on Arden has Pliny the Elder!
Whole Foods on Arden has Pliny the Elder! Jun 11, 2011 2 :22 via Twitter...
June 11, 2011 - 15 words,

Just umpired for the first time in nearly 18 months. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy this.
Just umpired for the first time in nearly 18 months. I’d forgotten how much I...
June 11, 2011 - 24 words,

Ah, public schools. Email: "...calling to notify you that on 6/10/2011, your child, Taylor,was absent for, 5." Five what? Nice punctuation.
Ah, public schools. Email: "...calling to notify you that on 6/10/2011, your child, Taylor,was absent...
June 10, 2011 - 28 words,

What passes for business news here. Celeb son plays semi-pro football. RT @Sacbiz Actor's son returns to Mountain Lions lineup. ow.ly/5e37U
What passes for business news here. Celeb son plays semi-pro football. RT @Sacbiz Actor’s son...
June 9, 2011 - 28 words,

When I see that someone is the Foursquare Mayor of an airport, I feel sad for them.
When I see that someone is the Foursquare Mayor of an airport, I feel sad...
June 9, 2011 - 24 words,

Finally home, and no travel planned for 6 weeks. May was a brutal travel schedule.
Finally home, and no travel planned for 6 weeks. May was a brutal travel schedule....
June 9, 2011 - 22 words,

Benefiting from other's misery. Someone from the full first class cabin was delayed by weather coming in. Guess who's atop the upgrade list?
Benefiting from other’s misery. Someone from the full first class cabin was delayed by weather...
June 9, 2011 - 30 words,

Airport concourses should have slow lanes. #lateformyconnection
Airport concourses should have slow lanes. #lateformyconnection Jun 9, 2011 8 :44 via Twitter...
June 9, 2011 - 14 words,

Goodbye Raleigh. It's been fun.
Goodbye Raleigh. It’s been fun. Jun 9, 2011 3 :04 via Twitter...
June 8, 2011 - 12 words,

Speaking about @Tropo at @tripug in a few minutes http://t.co/7vGODir
Speaking about @Tropo at @tripug in a few minutes http://t.co/7vGODir Jun 8, 2011 3 :13...
June 8, 2011 - 17 words,

In Raleigh, a red light means 3 more cars get to go through the intersection.
In Raleigh, a red light means 3 more cars get to go through the intersection....
June 8, 2011 - 22 words,

Nice real-world UX at my hotel. There is always an elevator waiting with doors open on the ground floor.
Nice real-world UX at my hotel. There is always an elevator waiting with doors open...
June 8, 2011 - 26 words,

This parking garage was designed by Escher.
This parking garage was designed by Escher. Jun 8, 2011 9 :15 via Twitter...
June 8, 2011 - 14 words,

Fellow frequent traveler: When watching TV or a movie, does anyone else try and figure out the airport the scenes are shot in?
Fellow frequent traveler: When watching TV or a movie, does anyone else try and figure...
June 7, 2011 - 30 words,

A nice touch: my hotel leaves a microwave popcorn package in the room each day.
A nice touch: my hotel leaves a microwave popcorn package in the room each day....
June 7, 2011 - 22 words,

Fat Daddy's hasn't changed in 20 years. It's identical to how I remember it. http://t.co/tbQXeje
Fat Daddy’s hasn’t changed in 20 years. It’s identical to how I remember it. http://t.co/tbQXeje...
June 6, 2011 - 22 words,

My first job was here. Called Cody's back then. http://t.co/FrDyzIe
My first job was here. Called Cody’s back then. http://t.co/FrDyzIe Jun 6, 2011 3 :55...
June 6, 2011 - 17 words,

I had the brilliant idea to take this conference call from the hotel poolside. Found someone down there jackhammering out old fence posts.
I had the brilliant idea to take this conference call from the hotel poolside. Found...
June 6, 2011 - 30 words,

A favorite place to eat in Raleigh was always Fat Daddy's. http://ow.ly/5batc Glad to see they're still around. Going tonight.
A favorite place to eat in Raleigh was always Fat Daddy’s. http://ow.ly/5batc Glad to see...
June 6, 2011 - 27 words,

Only in minor league baseball: a dog just ran the bases. He scored the winning run.
Only in minor league baseball: a dog just ran the bases. He scored the winning...
June 5, 2011 - 23 words,

This is my second @durhambulls game. First was 20+ years ago when they were an A-ball team. Seen bigger HS stadiums than that old park.
This is my second @durhambulls game. First was 20+ years ago when they were an...
June 5, 2011 - 32 words,

From the smell, I think the @durhambulls have an actual bull around here somewhere.
From the smell, I think the @durhambulls have an actual bull around here somewhere. Jun...
June 5, 2011 - 21 words,

Awesome. @SFGiants Lincecum jersey spotted at @durhambulls game.
Awesome. @SFGiants Lincecum jersey spotted at @durhambulls game. Jun 5, 2011 4 :13 via Twitter...
June 5, 2011 - 15 words,

Odd that the @durhambulls stadium is designed to resemble Fenway. Even have a "Blue Monster." They're a Rays affiliate. http://t.co/KG0nUJ3
Odd that the @durhambulls stadium is designed to resemble Fenway. Even have a "Blue Monster."...
June 5, 2011 - 27 words,

It's a little weird being in Raleigh. I lived here 21 years ago, but haven't been back since. Lost contact with almost all my local friends.
It’s a little weird being in Raleigh. I lived here 21 years ago, but haven’t...
June 5, 2011 - 33 words,

Hah! @durhambulls 2nd baseman Carter has Justin Bieber as his walk up music. I hope that's intended to be ironic.
Hah! @durhambulls 2nd baseman Carter has Justin Bieber as his walk up music. I hope...
June 5, 2011 - 27 words,

At a @durhambulls game thanks to @trianglestartup weekend. Love going to a ballgame in cities I visit. http://t.co/ulAZOrh
At a @durhambulls game thanks to @trianglestartup weekend. Love going to a ballgame in cities...
June 5, 2011 - 25 words,

Startup weekend needed a speaker timer. http://t.co/jnb3AmD
Startup weekend needed a speaker timer. http://t.co/jnb3AmD Jun 5, 2011 1 :56 via Twitter...
June 5, 2011 - 14 words,

Last guy on stage kept saying "next slide" as he pushed the button on the remote to move to the next slide.
Last guy on stage kept saying "next slide" as he pushed the button on the...
June 5, 2011 - 29 words,

Hey, look what shirt this Startup Weekend demo presenter is wearing: http://t.co/Mp6hIbB
Hey, look what shirt this Startup Weekend demo presenter is wearing: http://t.co/Mp6hIbB Jun 5, 2011...
June 5, 2011 - 19 words,

I'm osting a session later at #ccral on holding effective app contests and hackathons.
I’m osting a session later at #ccral on holding effective app contests and hackathons. Jun...
June 4, 2011 - 21 words,

Developer evangelists should be decent public speakers. Especially when the come from tech behemoths. This guy is murdering his OGDI talk.
Developer evangelists should be decent public speakers. Especially when the come from tech behemoths. This...
June 4, 2011 - 28 words,

Great crowd at CityCamp Raleigh. Some very nice sessions emerging. #ccral http://t.co/cc6UXSF
Great crowd at CityCamp Raleigh. Some very nice sessions emerging. #ccral http://t.co/cc6UXSF Jun 4, 2011...
June 4, 2011 - 19 words,

Tropo shirts in Raleigh. http://t.co/BUMkcGz
Tropo shirts in Raleigh. http://t.co/BUMkcGz Jun 4, 2011 7 :19 via Twitter...
June 4, 2011 - 12 words,

Zack's car has been found! Undamaged and safe at home. Was parked in front of an abandoned house, and the neighbors called the police.
Zack’s car has been found! Undamaged and safe at home. Was parked in front of...
June 3, 2011 - 31 words,

let's see if we can get #tsasucks to trend.
let’s see if we can get #tsasucks to trend. Jun 3, 2011 12 :11 via...
June 3, 2011 - 16 words,

Stand in a long TSA line and find their electronic boarding pass scanner has no batteries. Have to go get a paper pass & stand in line again
Stand in a long TSA line and find their electronic boarding pass scanner has no...
June 3, 2011 - 35 words,

Only things belonging to taxis can enter here. http://t.co/fEzG7N0
Only things belonging to taxis can enter here. http://t.co/fEzG7N0 Jun 3, 2011 11 :56 via...
June 3, 2011 - 16 words,

Sony's account security must have been designed by the people who created their drm.
Sony’s account security must have been designed by the people who created their drm. Jun...
June 2, 2011 - 21 words,

Working on some notes for my #oscon presentation "Managing Open Source Releases of a Cloud Platform" http://ow.ly/58ZLl
Working on some notes for my #oscon presentation "Managing Open Source Releases of a Cloud...
June 2, 2011 - 24 words,

Woke up this morning to find Zack's truck missing. Stolen.
Woke up this morning to find Zack’s truck missing. Stolen. Jun 2, 2011 7 :39...
June 2, 2011 - 17 words,

Next time my wife is unhappy with me, I'm blaming it on rogue sales contractors.
Next time my wife is unhappy with me, I’m blaming it on rogue sales contractors....
June 1, 2011 - 22 words,

Created a @Tropo account while testing something and the autogenerated password was death.bumblebee. Awesome.
Created a @Tropo account while testing something and the autogenerated password was death.bumblebee. Awesome. Jun...
June 1, 2011 - 21 words,

Hail in California. In June. Thank you global warming.
Hail in California. In June. Thank you global warming. Jun 1, 2011 5 :22 via...
June 1, 2011 - 16 words,

One of the events I'll be at in Raleigh this weekend, CityCamp Raleigh http://ow.ly/586eZ
One of the events I’ll be at in Raleigh this weekend, CityCamp Raleigh http://ow.ly/586eZ Jun...
June 1, 2011 - 21 words,

There are a lot of stupid people in the world and most of them sent me an email this morning.
There are a lot of stupid people in the world and most of them sent...
June 1, 2011 - 27 words,

RT @tripug: We've got @tropo coming to do a presentation. June 8, check out for details: http://www.meetup.com/mysql-144/
RT @tripug: We’ve got @tropo coming to do a presentation. June 8, check out for...
May 30, 2011 - 24 words,

I'll be in Raleigh for a week starting next weekend. Anyone want to meet up?
I’ll be in Raleigh for a week starting next weekend. Anyone want to meet up?...
May 29, 2011 - 22 words,

3 talks @SacDrupal Camp mention @Tropo - voipdrupal uses Tropo, my app dev talk had a voice demo, & @dboeger's site case study includes SMS
3 talks @SacDrupal Camp mention @Tropo - voipdrupal uses Tropo, my app dev talk had...
May 28, 2011 - 32 words,

RT @digiphile: "I requested an Excel document; they sent me a PDF of a scan of a printout of a web app"-@onyxfish http://j.mp/kCDIIK #gov20
RT @digiphile: "I requested an Excel document; they sent me a PDF of a scan...
May 28, 2011 - 32 words,

Funny Junk will let anyone sub me to your crappy email without confirming, but to unsub on your ad-laden page I get a captcha & confirmation
Funny Junk will let anyone sub me to your crappy email without confirming, but to...
May 28, 2011 - 33 words,

Overheard: "Drupal is magic, right?"
Overheard: "Drupal is magic, right?" May 28, 2011 12 :30 via Twitter...
May 28, 2011 - 12 words,

Chicago has some of the best food in the country. O'Hare is one of the busiest airports in the world. Perhaps someone could combine the two?
Chicago has some of the best food in the country. O'Hare is one of the...
May 27, 2011 - 33 words,

I just saw an animated gif email signature. What is wrong with people?
I just saw an animated gif email signature. What is wrong with people? May 27,...
May 27, 2011 - 20 words,

You know the #tek11 hackathon is going well when they announce an open bar in the other room and 2/3 of the people don't budge.
You know the #tek11 hackathon is going well when they announce an open bar in...
May 26, 2011 - 32 words,

My talk on adding real time communications to web applications starts at #tek11 in 5 mins in the keynote room. Come see @Tropo in action.
My talk on adding real time communications to web applications starts at #tek11 in 5...
May 26, 2011 - 32 words,

Many thanks to @bhsalzer and @dkworldwide for letting me join them for beer brewing last night.
Many thanks to @bhsalzer and @dkworldwide for letting me join them for beer brewing last...
May 25, 2011 - 23 words,

Took 9 hours to complete the @mashery #tek11 challenge, but to be fair, the iphone can't show html source. 3 mins once I opened the laptop.
Took 9 hours to complete the @mashery #tek11 challenge, but to be fair, the iphone...
May 25, 2011 - 33 words,

Started my #tek11 talk by telling people to leave. "Here's what I'll be covering, doesn't fit your needs? feel free to find another talk."
Started my #tek11 talk by telling people to leave. "Here’s what I’ll be covering, doesn’t...
May 25, 2011 - 31 words,

There's going to be run on @Tropo shirts at #tek11. From the keynote stage @CalEvans just told everyone we've got the best shirts in tech.
There’s going to be run on @Tropo shirts at #tek11. From the keynote stage @CalEvans...
May 25, 2011 - 32 words,

#tek11 had custom room keys made up. @Tropo logo is on the back. http://t.co/yXiSft8
tek11 had custom room keys made up. @Tropo logo is on the back. http://t.co/yXiSft8 May...
May 24, 2011 - 21 words,

I think we landed in Ohio and are taxiing to O'Hare.
I think we landed in Ohio and are taxiing to O'Hare. May 24, 2011 6...
May 24, 2011 - 18 words,

The coolest conference logo I've seen so far belongs to @drupalcon London http://t.co/Jy5lByO
The coolest conference logo I’ve seen so far belongs to @drupalcon London http://t.co/Jy5lByO May 24,...
May 24, 2011 - 20 words,

Seeing an alphabet soup of certifications in email signatures makes me want to get an honorary degree and include it in my signature.
Seeing an alphabet soup of certifications in email signatures makes me want to get an...
May 24, 2011 - 30 words,

Reading earbud reviews, I immediately ignore any reviewer who compares something to Bose.
Reading earbud reviews, I immediately ignore any reviewer who compares something to Bose. May 24,...
May 24, 2011 - 20 words,

Said orthodontist once made us wait 50 minutes when we were 1st appointment of the day. I'm fed up.
Said orthodontist once made us wait 50 minutes when we were 1st appointment of the...
May 24, 2011 - 26 words,

I once showed up 1 hr late to my kids' orthodontist to make a point. "You don't care when my appointments are, why should I?"
I once showed up 1 hr late to my kids' orthodontist to make a point....
May 24, 2011 - 32 words,

Wish more doctors would do this: a list of how late each doctor is running. http://t.co/W6qfpqz
Wish more doctors would do this: a list of how late each doctor is running....
May 24, 2011 - 23 words,

Off to Chicago this afternoon for #tek11. I'm giving two talks (Drupal and real time comms) and @Tropo is sponsoring the hackaton & contest
Off to Chicago this afternoon for #tek11. I’m giving two talks (Drupal and real time...
May 24, 2011 - 31 words,

Clear is back: the co. that speeds you through airport security. Only Orlando & Denver, but skipping Disneyfied lines at MCO is worth $200.
Clear is back: the co. that speeds you through airport security. Only Orlando & Denver,...
May 23, 2011 - 31 words,

Any suggestions for noise isolating earbuds under $100 with the iphone mic and controls? My travel pair have have gone mute in one ear.
Any suggestions for noise isolating earbuds under $100 with the iphone mic and controls? My...
May 23, 2011 - 31 words,

According to the product data on the Klipsch web site, there's virtually no difference between the $60 & $350 earbuds. Datasheet fail.
According to the product data on the Klipsch web site, there’s virtually no difference between...
May 23, 2011 - 29 words,

Emergency Alert appearing on TV right now has a LONG list of counties that are affected by the alert, but no details on what it's for.
Emergency Alert appearing on TV right now has a LONG list of counties that are...
May 21, 2011 - 33 words,

Lincecum's pitching like there's no tomorrow.
Lincecum’s pitching like there’s no tomorrow. May 21, 2011 6 :08 via Twitter...
May 21, 2011 - 13 words,

Anyone seen Joe? I swear he was right here a minute ago.
Anyone seen Joe? I swear he was right here a minute ago. May 21, 2011...
May 21, 2011 - 19 words,

How I met @ccg - She drove me from Santa Monica to LAX in her Mini to barely make a flight after I spoke at LADrupal. Like a bat outta hell.
How I met @ccg - She drove me from Santa Monica to LAX in her...
May 19, 2011 - 38 words,

The dentist office is playing the Glee soundtrack. Aren't their patients in enough pain already?
The dentist office is playing the Glee soundtrack. Aren’t their patients in enough pain already?...
May 19, 2011 - 22 words,

I spent most of high school in Raleigh, NC, but haven't been there in 20 years. In a few weeks, I'll be there for a week, talking Tropo.
I spent most of high school in Raleigh, NC, but haven’t been there in 20...
May 19, 2011 - 35 words,

Note to startups: Attacking a market segment that doesn't need your product and has no money to spend isn't disruptive. It's stupid.
Note to startups: Attacking a market segment that doesn’t need your product and has no...
May 17, 2011 - 29 words,

Hmm. Medics went down the jetway, didn't return, and now we're boarding. There's no way that stretcher's going to fit in the overhead bin.
Hmm. Medics went down the jetway, didn’t return, and now we’re boarding. There’s no way...
May 16, 2011 - 31 words,

The paramedics weren't in a hurry, so I guess it's nothing serious.
The paramedics weren’t in a hurry, so I guess it’s nothing serious. May 16, 2011...
May 16, 2011 - 19 words,

The paramedics showing up at the gate with a stretcher probably explains why we're 10 mins from takeoff & haven't boarded yet.
The paramedics showing up at the gate with a stretcher probably explains why we’re 10...
May 16, 2011 - 29 words,

Fox baseball announcer keeps saying "crafty lefty." I'm waiting for the pitcher to leave the mound with a macrame pot holder.
Fox baseball announcer keeps saying "crafty lefty." I’m waiting for the pitcher to leave the...
May 14, 2011 - 28 words,

RT @Tropo: Tropo's coming to Raleigh. What tech meetups we should visit while we're there?
RT @Tropo: Tropo’s coming to Raleigh. What tech meetups we should visit while we’re there?...
May 13, 2011 - 22 words,

RT @Tropo: Tropo's invading php|tek with a huge hackathon, a contest, and two sessions. http://cot.ag/iU7Fut #PHP devs, come join us in ...
RT @Tropo: Tropo’s invading php|tek with a huge hackathon, a contest, and two sessions. http://cot.ag/iU7Fut...
May 13, 2011 - 29 words,

Having your company name show up in the title of a major tech blog means a Twitter vanity search will be useless for a few hours.
Having your company name show up in the title of a major tech blog means...
May 11, 2011 - 33 words,

Until now, I had no idea that working on a crossword puzzle could be so... vocal.
Until now, I had no idea that working on a crossword puzzle could be so......
May 11, 2011 - 23 words,

Nice job @cbs13rightnow on using a circa 2001 XBox in your photo to illustrate the story of a cop shoplifting an xbox.
Nice job @cbs13rightnow on using a circa 2001 XBox in your photo to illustrate the...
May 11, 2011 - 29 words,

A truly sleazy practice: "Although the program is now full, we still do offer breakout sessions and keynotes via sponsorship of the event."
A truly sleazy practice: "Although the program is now full, we still do offer breakout...
May 11, 2011 - 30 words,

Google is looking to improve Android upgrades. Should look at what Palm does with Pre owners: sends a tech to the home of both of them.
Google is looking to improve Android upgrades. Should look at what Palm does with Pre...
May 11, 2011 - 33 words,

RT @joshdmorg: With MSFT buying Skype normally I would worry about them screwing up the Mac client, but thankfully Skype already did tha ...
RT @joshdmorg: With MSFT buying Skype normally I would worry about them screwing up the...
May 11, 2011 - 31 words,

Want an SMS API that's cheap, fast AND easy? SMS from @Tropo is now 1 cent per message http://t.co/KCVoyev
Want an SMS API that’s cheap, fast AND easy? SMS from @Tropo is now 1...
May 11, 2011 - 26 words,

I need to get one of these for @the_jeremy http://ow.ly/4RFsr
I need to get one of these for @the_jeremy http://ow.ly/4RFsr May 10, 2011 4 :49...
May 10, 2011 - 17 words,

I'm excited to announce that I've avoided the trite phrase "we’re excited to announce" in all my product announcements. http://ow.ly/4REo4
I’m excited to announce that I’ve avoided the trite phrase "we’re excited to announce" in...
May 10, 2011 - 27 words,

Skype: because it's so passé to be a serial entrepreneur by having multiple companies.
Skype: because it’s so passe to be a serial entrepreneur by having multiple companies. May...
May 10, 2011 - 21 words,

For those companies who missed out on buying Skype, don't despair. The Skype founders will be selling it again in a few years.
For those companies who missed out on buying Skype, don’t despair. The Skype founders will...
May 10, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @lxbarth: Just forked https://github.com/gitrecipes/main - planning on adding a recipe later today (via @bmann, @akalsey)
RT @lxbarth: Just forked https://github.com/gitrecipes/main - planning on adding a recipe later today (via @bmann,...
May 10, 2011 - 23 words,

Inspired by a conversation with @bmann http://t.co/ASTg38v - go fork it. Can't wait to see the pull requests.
Inspired by a conversation with @bmann http://t.co/ASTg38v - go fork it. Can’t wait to see...
May 10, 2011 - 25 words,

Now maybe Skype will finally figure out how to work with developers, developers, developers, developers.
Now maybe Skype will finally figure out how to work with developers, developers, developers, developers....
May 9, 2011 - 22 words,

DrupalCamp Sacramento is coming May 28-29. http://t.co/uPL8wsj - follow @Sacdrupal for more.
DrupalCamp Sacramento is coming May 28-29. http://t.co/uPL8wsj - follow @Sacdrupal for more. May 9, 2011...
May 9, 2011 - 19 words,

Zack's making himself a new skim board, complete with a logo he designed. http://t.co/nyPWkjx
Zack’s making himself a new skim board, complete with a logo he designed. http://t.co/nyPWkjx May...
May 8, 2011 - 21 words,

My dog is clearly left handed (pawed?).
My dog is clearly left handed (pawed?). May 8, 2011 2 :31 via Twitter...
May 8, 2011 - 14 words,

Apparently active duty military going to or from Iraq get access to the Red Carpet lounge. http://t.co/GRnCbev He was going to Libya.
Apparently active duty military going to or from Iraq get access to the Red Carpet...
May 8, 2011 - 29 words,

United tried turning away an Army officer from the SFO Red Carpet lounge because he was flying to the wrong war. They finally let him in.
United tried turning away an Army officer from the SFO Red Carpet lounge because he...
May 8, 2011 - 33 words,

Microsoft sure knows how to throw an event. Treatment of speakers at #mwnw11 has been first class.
Microsoft sure knows how to throw an event. Treatment of speakers at #mwnw11 has been...
May 7, 2011 - 24 words,

Wandered into the mall across from my Vancouver hotel. People are standing in line to get into the Apple store.
Wandered into the mall across from my Vancouver hotel. People are standing in line to...
May 6, 2011 - 27 words,

Is paper.li good for anything other than spamming people to tell them you're reading their links? Wish I could block all paper.li tweets.
Is paper.li good for anything other than spamming people to tell them you’re reading their...
May 6, 2011 - 30 words,

Catch files uploaded by HTTP POST and store them on RackSpace CloudFiles. http://ow.ly/4P9Qy - Origianlly built to capture @Tropo recordings
Catch files uploaded by HTTP POST and store them on RackSpace CloudFiles. http://ow.ly/4P9Qy - Origianlly...
May 6, 2011 - 27 words,

My mac's camera just turned on for a few moments for no apparent reason. I wonder if there's a way to see which apps accessed hardware?
My mac’s camera just turned on for a few moments for no apparent reason. I...
May 5, 2011 - 33 words,

Laying out a buffet line? Put some napkins and utensils at the end of the line, too. People always forget them at the beginning.
Laying out a buffet line? Put some napkins and utensils at the end of the...
May 5, 2011 - 31 words,

Plenty of power at #wcdev, but none of it is near the seats in the session rooms. If I knew where I could get ext cords, I'd donate them.
Plenty of power at #wcdev, but none of it is near the seats in the...
May 5, 2011 - 36 words,

RT @entendu: You are a not a Software Engineer, you're a Software Gardener: http://bit.ly/kFbC5I
RT @entendu: You are a not a Software Engineer, you’re a Software Gardener: http://bit.ly/kFbC5I May...
May 5, 2011 - 21 words,

I'm in Vancouver this week for Open Source Week. http://t.co/i7DMEjw
I’m in Vancouver this week for Open Source Week. http://t.co/i7DMEjw May 5, 2011 10 :45...
May 5, 2011 - 17 words,

#wcdev is very well done. I've been to professionally managed conferences that weren't as well organized.
wcdev is very well done. I’ve been to professionally managed conferences that weren’t as well...
May 5, 2011 - 23 words,

#WCDev speaker called 23k pages a "big, big intranet." One of my former clients had billions of docs on millions of web servers. In 2003.
WCDev speaker called 23k pages a "big, big intranet." One of my former clients had...
May 5, 2011 - 32 words,

Wordcamp badges have wifi info printed upside down in small print on the bottom. Easy to read while wearing. Clever. http://t.co/3sk89ld
Wordcamp badges have wifi info printed upside down in small print on the bottom. Easy...
May 5, 2011 - 28 words,

RT @Tropo: [New Blog Post] Hack for Good event in San Francisco with @Orchestra_io and @Tropo. http://cot.ag/jKnPoc #opengov #gov20
RT @Tropo: [New Blog Post] Hack for Good event in San Francisco with @Orchestra_io and...
May 5, 2011 - 26 words,

Sacramento Drupal Camp is on! http://t.co/eDraCDF - I havent decided what to present; what would you like to hear a talk on? cc @sacdrupal
Sacramento Drupal Camp is on! http://t.co/eDraCDF - I havent decided what to present; what would...
May 4, 2011 - 31 words,

A starting pitcher must finish 5 innings to qualify for a win. Who gets it if the leading starter exits early? The most effective reliever.
A starting pitcher must finish 5 innings to qualify for a win. Who gets it...
May 3, 2011 - 32 words,

I helped 3 different geek entrepreneurs figure out how to make an investor pitch last week. I feel a blog post coming on.
I helped 3 different geek entrepreneurs figure out how to make an investor pitch last...
May 2, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @Zend_News: #ZendCon 2011 Call for Papers is open. Start submitting now: http://zendcon.com/2011/ #php
RT @Zend_News: #ZendCon 2011 Call for Papers is open. Start submitting now: http://zendcon.com/2011/ #php May...
May 2, 2011 - 21 words,

RT @CalEvans: Some APIs I can look at and immediately say "Yep, I can work with that". Others for some reason, just do not make sense to me.
RT @CalEvans: Some APIs I can look at and immediately say "Yep, I can work...
May 2, 2011 - 35 words,

I could use a presentation mode for OSX - one-click disable growl; hide desktop, doc, menus, lock out certain Spaces, mute Skype etc.
I could use a presentation mode for OSX - one-click disable growl; hide desktop, doc,...
April 30, 2011 - 30 words,

I feel very secure, don't you? http://t.co/0KAZbkk
I feel very secure, don’t you? http://t.co/0KAZbkk Apr 30, 2011 12 :02 via Twitter...
April 30, 2011 - 14 words,

I'm down to two dozen @Tropo shirts at #DrupalCamp Nashville. Get yours before they're gone. http://t.co/ibLfm0J
I’m down to two dozen @Tropo shirts at #DrupalCamp Nashville. Get yours before they’re gone....
April 30, 2011 - 23 words,

The @Tropo table at #DrupalCamp Nashville. #dcn11 http://t.co/6WVq8h3
The @Tropo table at #DrupalCamp Nashville. #dcn11 http://t.co/6WVq8h3 Apr 30, 2011 7 :51 via Twitter...
April 30, 2011 - 15 words,

"My iPad smells like bacon." - @CalEvans
"My iPad smells like bacon." - @CalEvans Apr 30, 2011 7 :46 via Twitter...
April 30, 2011 - 14 words,

Again without the typo: Startups shouldn't be concerned with doing things well. Start with "not terrible" and work your way up from there.
Again without the typo: Startups shouldn’t be concerned with doing things well. Start with "not...
April 29, 2011 - 30 words,

I'm wondering why they didn't have a 3D feed of the royal wedding.
I’m wondering why they didn’t have a 3D feed of the royal wedding. Apr 29,...
April 29, 2011 - 20 words,

Drupal's password strength checker rates "password" as a Fair password.
Drupal’s password strength checker rates "password" as a Fair password. Apr 29, 2011 10 :51...
April 29, 2011 - 17 words,

Startups shouldn't be overly concerned with things well. Start with "not terrible" and work your way up from there.
Startups shouldn’t be overly concerned with things well. Start with "not terrible" and work your...
April 29, 2011 - 26 words,

On the ground in Nashville and looking forward to DrupalCamp tomorrow.
On the ground in Nashville and looking forward to DrupalCamp tomorrow. Apr 29, 2011 10...
April 29, 2011 - 18 words,

MLB.tv's blackouts suck. I'm in an airport in Charlotte NC, but can't watch the Giants game because they're playing in Washington
MLB.tv’s blackouts suck. I’m in an airport in Charlotte NC, but can’t watch the Giants...
April 29, 2011 - 28 words,

Weird, get on a two hour domestic flight out of Philly and it's a 767.
Weird, get on a two hour domestic flight out of Philly and it’s a 767....
April 29, 2011 - 22 words,

This television coverage is so overly thorough I'm expecting they'll include the Royal Consummation of Marriage, too.
This television coverage is so overly thorough I’m expecting they’ll include the Royal Consummation of...
April 29, 2011 - 24 words,

I'm surprised my mention of the little event happening in London today didn't earn me a flood of spam replies.
I’m surprised my mention of the little event happening in London today didn’t earn me...
April 29, 2011 - 27 words,

I'll be in Vancouver Thursday-Saturday for Wordcamp and speaking on Drupal at Make Web Not War. Anyone want to meet up?
I’ll be in Vancouver Thursday-Saturday for Wordcamp and speaking on Drupal at Make Web Not...
April 29, 2011 - 28 words,

I checked, but the bride and groom aren't registered at Target.
I checked, but the bride and groom aren’t registered at Target. Apr 29, 2011 10...
April 29, 2011 - 18 words,

Royal wedding on in the hotel lobby. Amused at the very serious TV commentary treating it as an event that actually matters.
Royal wedding on in the hotel lobby. Amused at the very serious TV commentary treating...
April 29, 2011 - 29 words,

I'll be speaking at DrupalCamp Nashville this weekend. http://ow.ly/4Jlk2
I’ll be speaking at DrupalCamp Nashville this weekend. http://ow.ly/4Jlk2 Apr 28, 2011 4 :10 via...
April 28, 2011 - 16 words,

Cheesesteaks at Tony Lukes thanks to @TedC
Cheesesteaks at Tony Lukes thanks to @TedC Apr 28, 2011 9 :12 via Twitter...
April 28, 2011 - 14 words,

I turned one of my business cards into a stand to prop up my iPhone while I watch video on it. http://t.co/aHCl0qF
I turned one of my business cards into a stand to prop up my iPhone...
April 27, 2011 - 29 words,

Deadlines that seem fixed early in a project tend to become flexible toward the end. @johannarothman at #PhillyETE
Deadlines that seem fixed early in a project tend to become flexible toward the end....
April 27, 2011 - 25 words,

Philly ETE is an awesome conference. How haven't I heard of it before? Sitting in @johannarothman's session on context switching in projects
Philly ETE is an awesome conference. How haven’t I heard of it before? Sitting in...
April 27, 2011 - 29 words,

Darren Ford for ROY!
Darren Ford for ROY! Apr 26, 2011 7 :58 via Twitter...
April 26, 2011 - 11 words,

RT @dcoleman100: #mobbizconf - GroupedIn demo pretty coll app, and looks like you can also tie it to business processes, should be good ...
RT @dcoleman100: #mobbizconf - GroupedIn demo pretty coll app, and looks like you can also...
April 26, 2011 - 31 words,

It's not just a few disruptive people. This is packed-bar-at-happy-hour loud. I'm standing next to the speaker & can't hear. #CloudCamp
It’s not just a few disruptive people. This is packed-bar-at-happy-hour loud. I’m standing next to...
April 26, 2011 - 28 words,

I've never before been at an event where the audience refused to stop their loud side conversations. Stay classy Philadelphia. #CloudCamp
I’ve never before been at an event where the audience refused to stop their loud...
April 26, 2011 - 28 words,

Too bad airlines are so capital intensive. Great opp there to create one that doesn't suck.
Too bad airlines are so capital intensive. Great opp there to create one that doesn’t...
April 25, 2011 - 23 words,

Even our competitor's employees use @Tropo for their most important side projects.
Even our competitor’s employees use @Tropo for their most important side projects. Apr 25, 2011...
April 25, 2011 - 19 words,

I'm betting the EC2 outage will be a popular topic at @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night.
I’m betting the EC2 outage will be a popular topic at @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night. Apr...
April 25, 2011 - 21 words,

Come to @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night - I'll be there. http://ow.ly/4GMTY
Come to @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night - I’ll be there. http://ow.ly/4GMTY Apr 25, 2011 4 :54...
April 25, 2011 - 17 words,

Myself from 18 months ago, because it seems so apropos today. http://twitter.com/#!/akalsey/statuses/4151778183
Myself from 18 months ago, because it seems so apropos today. http://twitter.com/#!/akalsey/statuses/4151778183 Apr 25, 2011...
April 25, 2011 - 19 words,

RT @mheadd: There is a Hackathon taking place on Saturday to close out #PhillyTechWeek - building apps with data from @opendataphilly. # ...
RT @mheadd: There is a Hackathon taking place on Saturday to close out #PhillyTechWeek -...
April 25, 2011 - 30 words,

When I travel, I like to drink the beer brewed closest to where I'm sitting. This is pretty darn close: http://t.co/KVuYmWz
When I travel, I like to drink the beer brewed closest to where I’m sitting....
April 25, 2011 - 28 words,

RT @TedC: Only 29 tickets left for CloudCamp Philly http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ #CloudCamp #PhillyTechWeek
RT @TedC: Only 29 tickets left for CloudCamp Philly http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ #CloudCamp #PhillyTechWeek Apr 25, 2011...
April 25, 2011 - 19 words,

Nice, @opendataphilly allows people to submit their own data sets. Wonder how that will affect quality over time.
Nice, @opendataphilly allows people to submit their own data sets. Wonder how that will affect...
April 25, 2011 - 25 words,

Nice turnout for the Open Data Philly launch. http://t.co/g4MJNsw
Nice turnout for the Open Data Philly launch. http://t.co/g4MJNsw Apr 25, 2011 9 :35 via...
April 25, 2011 - 16 words,

Hotel has no reservation for me and they're fully booked. I'm expecting locust next.
Hotel has no reservation for me and they’re fully booked. I’m expecting locust next. Apr...
April 25, 2011 - 21 words,

To the guy next to me: if you can't put the armrest down, perhaps you should buy two seats.
To the guy next to me: if you can’t put the armrest down, perhaps you...
April 24, 2011 - 26 words,

Clearly, I'm not meant to attend Philly Tech Week. Stuck on the tarmac in Atlanta waiting for weather to clear in Philly. Might be an hour.
Clearly, I’m not meant to attend Philly Tech Week. Stuck on the tarmac in Atlanta...
April 24, 2011 - 33 words,

When giving me a confirmation number over the phone, a United rep said "J as in 'cat'" - I guess the J is silent.
When giving me a confirmation number over the phone, a United rep said "J as...
April 24, 2011 - 31 words,

To top it off, @unitedairlines didn't transfer my tix when they rebooked me to @delta & I nearly missed my flight while agents tried solving
To top it off, @unitedairlines didn’t transfer my tix when they rebooked me to @delta...
April 24, 2011 - 32 words,

Maybe I should just stay home. The @delta flight is now delayed, too.
Maybe I should just stay home. The @delta flight is now delayed, too. Apr 24,...
April 24, 2011 - 20 words,

Also, @unitedairlines rebooked me for 10 hrs later in mid seat of a @delta redeye & offered no comp. Any airlines want my 50k mi/year?
Also, @unitedairlines rebooked me for 10 hrs later in mid seat of a @delta redeye...
April 24, 2011 - 32 words,

Hey @unitedairlines my flight's delayed & would miss the LAST connecting flight, and your plan was for me to sit at airport until tomorrow?
Hey @unitedairlines my flight’s delayed & would miss the LAST connecting flight, and your plan...
April 24, 2011 - 31 words,

It makes me quite sad that most of the @sacbiz 40 under 40 finalists are in government or quasi-government agencies.
It makes me quite sad that most of the @sacbiz 40 under 40 finalists are...
April 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Just got word that my OSCON proposal was accepted: "Managing open source releases of a cloud platform" - How we handle @Tropo's open source.
Just got word that my OSCON proposal was accepted: "Managing open source releases of a...
April 14, 2011 - 31 words,

Weekend fun at Home Depot: buy duct tape, rope, plastic sheeting, a shovel, & stain remover, wearing a hat low over your eyes & sunglasses.
Weekend fun at Home Depot: buy duct tape, rope, plastic sheeting, a shovel, & stain...
April 13, 2011 - 32 words,

RT @tmgstudio: Session Signup is open for DrupalCamp Nashville! Get your sessions posted! Slots WILL fill up! http://cot.ag/gvDQLi #nas ...
RT @tmgstudio: Session Signup is open for DrupalCamp Nashville! Get your sessions posted! Slots WILL...
April 8, 2011 - 27 words,

"Location: Southern and Northern California" -- where I come from we simply call that "California."
"Location: Southern and Northern California"—where I come from we simply call that "California."...
April 5, 2011 - 22 words,

My linkedin invitation strategy: Ignore all invites. When I get a reminder in a few weeks, if I still remember who the person is, accept.
My linkedin invitation strategy: Ignore all invites. When I get a reminder in a few...
April 5, 2011 - 32 words,

Sign up for the #opengov hackathon at Philly Tech Week. http://ow.ly/4tHg7 First chance to build on the new Philly APIs http://ow.ly/4tHrt
Sign up for the #opengov hackathon at Philly Tech Week. http://ow.ly/4tHg7 First chance to build...
April 5, 2011 - 28 words,

Overheard: "There's this new web site where you can Google people..."
Overheard: "There’s this new web site where you can Google people..." Apr 5, 2011 7...
April 5, 2011 - 18 words,

Thanks. You should see the whole thing! RT @BRoodman: @akalsey I actually thought your talk was the best startup pitch so far at #data2con
Thanks. You should see the whole thing! RT @BRoodman: @akalsey I actually thought your talk...
April 4, 2011 - 31 words,

My 5 minute talk at #data2con sucked. 30 seconds after I started, they held up a sign indicating 2 minutes remaining.
My 5 minute talk at #data2con sucked. 30 seconds after I started, they held up...
April 4, 2011 - 28 words,

About to go on stage at #data2con and talk public data and voice with @Tropo and @phonosdk
About to go on stage at #data2con and talk public data and voice with @Tropo...
April 4, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @digiphile: Heads up, #gov20 folks. RT @jakebrewer Calling your rep is demonstrably more effective than online petitions. http://bit. ...
RT @digiphile: Heads up, #gov20 folks. RT @jakebrewer Calling your rep is demonstrably more effective...
April 4, 2011 - 27 words,

Uh oh, @jeffiel is in the interview chair right before me. Should check for booby traps.
Uh oh, @jeffiel is in the interview chair right before me. Should check for booby...
April 4, 2011 - 23 words,

Yahoo Fantasy Baseball now gives badges for completing tasks. The gamiification of something that was already a game. http://ow.ly/4rPrF
Yahoo Fantasy Baseball now gives badges for completing tasks. The gamiification of something that was...
April 2, 2011 - 26 words,

First use of a whiteboard in the new @voxeo office: @loopingrage and Wei. http://t.co/9vgcDma
First use of a whiteboard in the new @voxeo office: @loopingrage and Wei. http://t.co/9vgcDma Apr...
April 1, 2011 - 21 words,

Apparently one of the 4 elevators is misconfigured. Won't allow selection for the 10th floor.
Apparently one of the 4 elevators is misconfigured. Won’t allow selection for the 10th floor....
April 1, 2011 - 22 words,

The new @voxeo office elevator won't let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell me something?
The new @voxeo office elevator won’t let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell...
March 31, 2011 - 24 words,

Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster's set right now. http://ow.ly/4pUci
Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster’s set...
March 30, 2011 - 25 words,

The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office window. On the 20th floor.
The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office...
March 30, 2011 - 27 words,

That's right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun
That’s right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun Mar 29, 2011 6...
March 29, 2011 - 18 words,

Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg
Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg Mar...
March 29, 2011 - 21 words,

After nearly a month straight of rain, it's sunny in California again. And I'm in Orlando, where it's raining all week.
After nearly a month straight of rain, it’s sunny in California again. And I’m in...
March 28, 2011 - 28 words,

In Orlando, I think it's a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the Mouse for me.
In Orlando, I think it’s a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the...
March 28, 2011 - 25 words,

Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando.
Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando. Mar 28, 2011 1 :42 via...
March 28, 2011 - 16 words,

Seat 1A means I can't surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing.
Seat 1A means I can’t surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing. Mar 28,...
March 28, 2011 - 20 words,

Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker. He had some ideas for portable cell towers
Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker....
March 26, 2011 - 30 words,

What's the best developer platform you've ever worked with, and why was it awesome?
What’s the best developer platform you’ve ever worked with, and why was it awesome? Mar...
March 25, 2011 - 21 words,

I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already working switching to us.
I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already...
March 25, 2011 - 26 words,

When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it. That's right, my dog optimizes the game of fetch through caching.
When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it....
March 25, 2011 - 33 words,

I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox 4, almost all my extensions still work.
I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox...
March 25, 2011 - 29 words,

Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling's reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just for a task, but for the context.
Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling’s reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just...
March 24, 2011 - 29 words,

Jesus saves. I don't know if he makes backups, however.
Jesus saves. I don’t know if he makes backups, however. Mar 24, 2011 5 :11...
March 24, 2011 - 17 words,

Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter's SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of node.js and @Tropo. #SoEasyAWriterCanDoIt
Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter’s SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of...
March 24, 2011 - 26 words,

Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow's @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz
Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow’s @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz Mar 24, 2011...
March 24, 2011 - 19 words,

I've been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don't know what to wear.
I’ve been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don’t know what to wear. Mar...
March 24, 2011 - 21 words,

Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back "how do I open this?" They're calling ME for tech support? *looks for a new print shop*
Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back "how do I...
March 24, 2011 - 36 words,

I'd never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop & start an EC2 instance.
I’d never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop...
March 23, 2011 - 27 words,

RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing the beer.
RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing...
March 23, 2011 - 24 words,

Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight?
Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight? Mar...
March 23, 2011 - 21 words,

Haven't seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap.
Haven’t seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap. Mar...
March 23, 2011 - 21 words,

Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with....
March 23, 2011 - 22 words,

I'd like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show them this: http://ow.ly/i/9ukM
I’d like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show...
March 23, 2011 - 25 words,

The New York Times has a paywall now. And it's really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS
The New York Times has a paywall now. And it’s really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS...
March 22, 2011 - 22 words,

My wife is awesome. I'm in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings dinner and a beer to me in the office.
My wife is awesome. I’m in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings...
March 22, 2011 - 31 words,

Umm, if your board seat's gone after lots of financing rounds, you're no longer "a significant investor in the company" http://t.co/x0Km9my
Umm, if your board seat’s gone after lots of financing rounds, you’re no longer "a...
March 22, 2011 - 28 words,

Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a few open slots. Draft tonight.
Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a...
March 22, 2011 - 27 words,

Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has.
Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has. Mar...
March 21, 2011 - 21 words,

Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th anniversary they created @twitter to celebrate.
Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th...
March 21, 2011 - 28 words,

Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you've been married, "seems like forever" is not a good answer.
Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you’ve been...
March 21, 2011 - 31 words,

My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states.
My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states. Mar 21, 2011...
March 21, 2011 - 19 words,

Google Doc's new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to follow.
Google Doc’s new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to...
March 21, 2011 - 23 words,

In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new email address: /dev/null - please use that one in the future.
In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new...
March 21, 2011 - 33 words,

It's been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO
It’s been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO Mar 20, 2011 4 :47 via Twitter...
March 20, 2011 - 13 words,

Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate the next phase of Citizen Space? http://ow.ly/4i1I8
Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate...
March 19, 2011 - 29 words,

Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the drive.
Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the...
March 19, 2011 - 23 words,

And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda, except you have better hair, skin, & posture.
And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda,...
March 19, 2011 - 30 words,

Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good idea, but it fails miserably in practice.
Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good...
March 19, 2011 - 29 words,

Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped up Poster: http://t.co/SDl5ggT a #php app for logging http requests
Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped...
March 19, 2011 - 32 words,

New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it.
New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it. Mar...
March 18, 2011 - 21 words,

Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the docs and making me reading the source code to find out.
Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the...
March 18, 2011 - 33 words, 1 comment

I've spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that big.
I’ve spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that...
March 18, 2011 - 23 words,

A better status icon for @chrometa's Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt
A better status icon for @chrometa’s Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt Mar 18, 2011 1 :39 via...
March 18, 2011 - 16 words,

RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks. You don't want to know what it will take t ...
RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks....
March 17, 2011 - 33 words,

MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren't ever espn or fox game of the week. Great for Cubs fans.
MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren’t...
March 17, 2011 - 34 words,

Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series; all blacked out from MLB.tv
Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series;...
March 17, 2011 - 27 words,

Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It's a good reason to drink. Me: I don't need a reason.
Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It’s a...
March 17, 2011 - 32 words,

If it weren't for live sports, I'd have no use for cable or satellite. Useful online access to baseball games would tip me over the edge.
If it weren’t for live sports, I’d have no use for cable or satellite. Useful...
March 17, 2011 - 33 words,

Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for millions of deaths & injuries each year
Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for...
March 17, 2011 - 29 words,

I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it will cause much damage? I might have gotten some on my shoes, too.
I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it...
March 17, 2011 - 35 words,

Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey)
Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey) Mar 17, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter...
March 17, 2011 - 11 words,

One of the great things about hosting other people's code is the number of times each week I get to say "seriously, THAT compiles?!?"
One of the great things about hosting other people’s code is the number of times...
March 16, 2011 - 31 words,

My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off.
My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off....
March 16, 2011 - 22 words,

I gave up Catholicism for lent.
I gave up Catholicism for lent. Mar 16, 2011 6 :34 via Twitter...
March 16, 2011 - 13 words,

Because some people asked... My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby meetup last night http://ow.ly/4fU5f
Because some people asked... My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby...
March 16, 2011 - 26 words,

Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays differently on different official clients.
Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off a discussion on styles of tai chi.
Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me?
I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me? Mar 15, 2011 6 :03 via...
March 15, 2011 - 16 words,

Some twitter clients display line breaks
Some twitter clients display line breaks Mar 15, 2011 5 :40 via Twitter...
March 15, 2011 - 13 words,

Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin
Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin Mar 15, 2011 5 :27 via...
March 15, 2011 - 16 words,

The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I'm not a spambot, I'm a spam human. Also I happen to be your cousin.
The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I’m not a spambot, I’m a spam human....
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter
Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter Mar 15, 2011 4 :07 via Twitter...
March 15, 2011 - 14 words,

Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs make? http://...
Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs...
March 15, 2011 - 24 words,

And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don't forget to ask about TPS reports so you can get some amusing spam too
And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don’t forget to ask about TPS reports so...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to become his next lady? http://REDACTED
Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash NCAA march madness insurance mobile herbal supplement
Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby sounds like a terrible idea.
A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile phones have completely changed how kids see telephones.
I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile...
March 14, 2011 - 30 words,

Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last week: Vegetables are what food eats!
Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last...
March 14, 2011 - 28 words,

They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred?
They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred? Mar 14, 2011 7 :43 via Twitter...
March 14, 2011 - 13 words,

RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don't be silly, spambots can't introduce themse...wait, Twitter has real people now? Awesome.
RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don’t be silly, spambots can’t introduce themse...wait, Twitter has real people now?...
March 14, 2011 - 23 words,

Lots of new followers today. Don't be shy, introduce yourself.
Lots of new followers today. Don’t be shy, introduce yourself. Mar 14, 2011 6 :46...
March 14, 2011 - 17 words,

Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential market for a new size of glass.
Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential...
March 14, 2011 - 29 words,

After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I'll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid.
After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I’ll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid. Mar 14, 2011...
March 14, 2011 - 19 words,

I'm not at @Tropo's #sxsw event with @rackspace but I'm participating anyway. App to host Tropo recordings on CloudFiles almost complete
I’m not at @Tropo’s #sxsw event with @rackspace but I’m participating anyway. App to host...
March 14, 2011 - 28 words,

Hah, one of the "secret questions" for the Rackspace Cloud account is "Who let the dogs out?"
Hah, one of the "secret questions" for the Rackspace Cloud account is "Who let the...
March 14, 2011 - 24 words,

When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only 3 new followers though.
When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only...
March 14, 2011 - 26 words,

Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query string to your list name.
Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query...
March 14, 2011 - 27 words,

IPhone spell check suggestion for "Wrigley" is "stifled" which seems appropriate.
IPhone spell check suggestion for "Wrigley" is "stifled" which seems appropriate. Mar 13, 2011 8...
March 13, 2011 - 18 words,

I'm amused by people complaining about Twitter's new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and about buying the new iPad in the next.
I’m amused by people complaining about Twitter’s new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and...
March 13, 2011 - 30 words,

Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo this week. http://t.co/nhJCVHj
Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo...
March 13, 2011 - 25 words,

If Japan's now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates have changed, wonder if software smart enough to compensate
If Japan’s now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates...
March 13, 2011 - 31 words,

The earthquake sped up the Earth's rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks forward, or are we skipping that this year?
The earthquake sped up the Earth’s rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks...
March 13, 2011 - 30 words,

Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight saving time 2am, remember to set your clock forward one hour
Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight...
March 12, 2011 - 33 words,

Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss.
Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss. Mar 12, 2011 8 :15 via Twitter...
March 12, 2011 - 15 words,

At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And @Tropo would love to sponsor your local drupalcamp.
At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And...
March 12, 2011 - 30 words,

Doctor's office with a "Like us on Facebook" sign. Really?
Doctor’s office with a "Like us on Facebook" sign. Really? Mar 12, 2011 5 :40...
March 12, 2011 - 17 words,

Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out where the BBQ and beer is
Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out...
March 12, 2011 - 28 words,

New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny.
New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny. Mar 12, 2011 2 :09 via Twitter...
March 12, 2011 - 14 words,

Apparently @klout doesn't want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4
Apparently @klout doesn’t want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4 Mar 12, 2011 10 :25...
March 12, 2011 - 17 words,

Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can't require ID for credit card transactions?
Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can’t require ID for credit card...
March 12, 2011 - 23 words,

Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it? We've just learned how Twitter views it.
Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it?...
March 12, 2011 - 29 words,

Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks.
Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks. Mar 11,...
March 11, 2011 - 20 words,

I'm not a workaholic. I'm a relaxaphobic.
I’m not a workaholic. I’m a relaxaphobic. Mar 11, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter...
March 11, 2011 - 14 words,

RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today.
RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today. Mar 11, 2011 2...
March 11, 2011 - 18 words,

RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn't want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4
RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn’t want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4 Mar...
March 11, 2011 - 21 words,

To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know where I left off?
To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know...
March 11, 2011 - 26 words,

Guess I'll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane last night.
Guess I’ll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane...
March 11, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see "Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications" by @akalsey
RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see "Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications" by...
March 11, 2011 - 23 words,

Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard.
Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard. Mar 10, 2011 9...
March 10, 2011 - 18 words,

Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some must visit restaurants in Orlando, FL? http://t.co/rNS41tS
Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some...
March 10, 2011 - 29 words,

Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O'Hare? My flight's delayed. Let's grab a drink.
Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O'Hare? My flight’s delayed. Let’s grab a drink. Mar 10,...
March 10, 2011 - 20 words,

Oh THAT'S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time.
Oh THAT’S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time. Mar...
March 10, 2011 - 21 words,

Voipdrupal was a success. We're going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch & Asterisk, too. Might even do vxml.
Voipdrupal was a success. We’re going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch...
March 10, 2011 - 29 words,

It's unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi
It’s unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi Mar 10, 2011...
March 10, 2011 - 19 words,

This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who cares? This isn't a branding talk, move on.
This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who...
March 10, 2011 - 30 words,

Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night. Had fun.
Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night....
March 10, 2011 - 24 words,

#drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo
drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo...
March 9, 2011 - 22 words,

Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute hike to awesome coffee. @Tropo is buying. Byo umbrella. #drupalchi
Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute...
March 9, 2011 - 32 words,

One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now!
One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now! Mar...
March 9, 2011 - 21 words,

Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I'm from Sacramento & tells me there's a @Chargify guy there. (waves at @lancewalley)
Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I’m from Sacramento & tells me there’s a...
March 9, 2011 - 28 words,

Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome
Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome...
March 8, 2011 - 22 words,

Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room at noon today http://t.co/kV6eCVG
Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room...
March 8, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: If you're participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your entry in by 10am. Entry form: http://cot.ag/e ...
RT @Tropo: If you’re participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your...
March 8, 2011 - 30 words,

Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper submitted. Apparently only academics need apply.
Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper...
March 8, 2011 - 28 words,

I've got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from me; I don't want to ship them home. http://t.co/3PNybdz
I’ve got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from...
March 8, 2011 - 31 words,

Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you integrate Tropo's communications APIs.
Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you...
March 8, 2011 - 26 words,

Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork.
Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork. Mar...
March 8, 2011 - 21 words,

Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn't put it there.
Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn’t put it there. Mar...
March 8, 2011 - 21 words,

RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby at 2:30 for a field trip to the best Chicago co ...
RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby...
March 8, 2011 - 34 words,

The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs.
The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs. Mar 8, 2011 9 :56...
March 8, 2011 - 17 words,

Drupalcon kicks off with a... song?
Drupalcon kicks off with a... song? Mar 8, 2011 7 :13 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 13 words,

Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my hotel.
Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my...
March 7, 2011 - 23 words,

Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They bring some great products and companies.
Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I've got women's sizes, too.
Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I’ve got women’s sizes, too. Mar...
March 7, 2011 - 21 words,

Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren't your fault, then neither are your achievements.
Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren’t your fault, then neither are your...
March 7, 2011 - 23 words,

I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales pitch to me. I won't be calling you back, but I salute you.
I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales...
March 7, 2011 - 35 words,

If it weren't for spammers, I'd have no twitter followers at all.
If it weren’t for spammers, I’d have no twitter followers at all. Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is a friend that has passed away.
Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first time in her life.
I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first...
March 7, 2011 - 26 words,

How does "acai" have more syllables than letters?
How does "acai" have more syllables than letters? Mar 7, 2011 6 :45 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 15 words,

Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food?
Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food? Mar 7, 2011 6...
March 7, 2011 - 18 words,

RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this schedule for #sxswi - for app, platform and API geeks http: ...
RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this...
March 7, 2011 - 34 words,

Society: "You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who despise you." - Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead.
Society: "You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who...
March 7, 2011 - 29 words,

Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago.
Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago. Mar 7, 2011 2 :25 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 13 words,

Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38 unless he's improved the disguise by adding 40 yrs & 70 lbs.
Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38...
March 7, 2011 - 34 words,

I'll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX
I’ll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/
RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ Mar 7, 2011 2 :01 via...
March 7, 2011 - 16 words,

.@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he's legally entitled to one of my kidneys should the need arise.
.@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he’s legally entitled to...
March 7, 2011 - 31 words,

Words every business traveler hates to hear: "the first class cabin has checked in full" and "this is a full flight"
Words every business traveler hates to hear: "the first class cabin has checked in full"...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

This call center hasn't changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic
This call center hasn’t changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

And the award for the "Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM" goes to @yoz: http://ow.ly/49tf4
And the award for the "Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM"...
March 7, 2011 - 26 words,

Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe. And then they try and tell me I opted in.
Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe....
March 7, 2011 - 32 words,

Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get this: http://screencast.com/t/33NTvNl1H6f
Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get...
March 7, 2011 - 24 words,

Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions?
Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions? Mar 7, 2011 8 :44...
March 7, 2011 - 17 words,

Reloading last night's tweet? Also obnoxious. “@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT.”
Reloading last night’s tweet? Also obnoxious. "@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please...
March 6, 2011 - 24 words,

Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT.
Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT. Mar 5, 2011 8 :13 via...
March 5, 2011 - 16 words,

My mother in law, who can't figure out how to text, just asked how to get on "the Twitter". The end is nigh.
My mother in law, who can’t figure out how to text, just asked how to...
March 5, 2011 - 30 words,

Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu
Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu Mar 5, 2011 2 :26 via...
March 5, 2011 - 16 words,

Why hasn't someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet?
Why hasn’t someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet? Mar 5, 2011 7 :42 via...
March 4, 2011 - 16 words,

In case it's not painfully obvious, I'm dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please.
In case it’s not painfully obvious, I’m dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please. Mar...
March 4, 2011 - 21 words,

The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti learned that trick from Sabean.
The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti...
March 4, 2011 - 27 words,

I'm sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo's Drupalcon contest, coveting the new Kindle. Makes my Kindle look old and fat.
I’m sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo’s Drupalcon contest, coveting the...
March 4, 2011 - 31 words,

"The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers..." http://ow.ly/48nsF Glad he didn't sign. 3/$21 WAY too much.
"The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers..." http://ow.ly/48nsF...
March 4, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in stormtrooper armor.
RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in...
March 4, 2011 - 24 words,

I'm looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if interested.
I’m looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if...
March 4, 2011 - 24 words,

Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas!
Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas! Mar 4, 2011...
March 4, 2011 - 19 words,

No, I'm not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all. Why do you ask?
No, I’m not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all....
March 3, 2011 - 26 words,

Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom
Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom Mar...
March 3, 2011 - 21 words,

Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.... fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just arrived http://plixi.com/p/81343689
Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.... fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just...
March 3, 2011 - 24 words,

Apple's marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30% slimmer iPad.
Apple’s marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30%...
March 3, 2011 - 24 words,

Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product, stable company. @ me for an intro.
Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product,...
March 3, 2011 - 29 words,

I'm out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week.
I’m out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week. Mar 3,...
March 3, 2011 - 20 words,

RT @Tropo: Tropo's heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of #Drupal modules for Tropo. http://cot.ag/eRtCWt
RT @Tropo: Tropo’s heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of...
March 2, 2011 - 27 words,

Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads?
Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads?...
March 2, 2011 - 22 words,

We did a test search buy on a competitor's name. Found there's almost no search traffic for that competitor. Ad buys as competitive intel.
We did a test search buy on a competitor’s name. Found there’s almost no search...
March 1, 2011 - 31 words,

Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week, though.
Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week,...
March 1, 2011 - 23 words,

I'll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we're hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly w/ @tropo and @mheadd? http://cot.ag/eFXtxr
I’ll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we’re hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly...
March 1, 2011 - 27 words,

SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy.
SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy. Mar 1, 2011...
March 1, 2011 - 19 words,

.@gadgetopia: "Can I install a module through the [Drupal] interface?" Me: "There's a module for that."
.@gadgetopia: "Can I install a module through the [Drupal] interface?" Me: "There’s a module for...
February 28, 2011 - 24 words,

Having a conversation about Drupal in which @gadgetopia keeps asking, "is there any way to..." and I reply "there's a module for that."
Having a conversation about Drupal in which @gadgetopia keeps asking, "is there any way to..."...
February 28, 2011 - 30 words,

So this golf thing... Some people do this for fun?
So this golf thing... Some people do this for fun? Feb 28, 2011 5 :12...
February 28, 2011 - 17 words,

At this rate, a full round of golf will finish at 2am.
At this rate, a full round of golf will finish at 2am. Feb 28, 2011...
February 28, 2011 - 19 words,

You might think that watching my son play would make golf more exciting. No. No, it does not.
You might think that watching my son play would make golf more exciting. No. No,...
February 28, 2011 - 25 words,

Any golfers that can give me some tips on attending my first live golf game? I don't golf; what should I expect?
Any golfers that can give me some tips on attending my first live golf game?...
February 28, 2011 - 29 words,

Who needs security? This web site's password reset uses my birthday as my new password.
Who needs security? This web site’s password reset uses my birthday as my new password....
February 28, 2011 - 22 words,

.Net has built-in xss protection. On one hand, that's nice. On the other. MS is creating developers who'll never learn basic web security.
.Net has built-in xss protection. On one hand, that’s nice. On the other. MS is...
February 28, 2011 - 30 words,

Site's "birth date" field has a calendar for selecting the date. Starts at today, and requires paging back month by month. Born yesterday?
Site’s "birth date" field has a calendar for selecting the date. Starts at today, and...
February 28, 2011 - 30 words,

Email subject from Zack's high school wanting me to help with English literacy for exchange students implores me to "Open you heart." #fail
Email subject from Zack’s high school wanting me to help with English literacy for exchange...
February 28, 2011 - 30 words,

Did you know that caller ID blocking isn't secure? Call (505) 312-9568 from a blocked phone and hear your real number read back.
Did you know that caller ID blocking isn’t secure? Call (505) 312-9568 from a blocked...
February 28, 2011 - 30 words,

Would the oft-repeated maxim that the adult industry drives consumer adoption of technology apply to this, too? http://ow.ly/44OTg
Would the oft-repeated maxim that the adult industry drives consumer adoption of technology apply to...
February 28, 2011 - 25 words,

Air horns. Good or bad at golf matches?
Air horns. Good or bad at golf matches? Feb 27, 2011 8 :35 via Twitter...
February 27, 2011 - 15 words,

Any tips for a nongolfer at my first live golf? Son's first high school golf match is tomorrow.
Any tips for a nongolfer at my first live golf? Son’s first high school golf...
February 27, 2011 - 25 words,

I only watched 5 minutes of the oscars, but still got my snark in.
I only watched 5 minutes of the oscars, but still got my snark in. Feb...
February 27, 2011 - 21 words,

What, the oscars were so bad, they called in Billy Crystal to take over midstream?
What, the oscars were so bad, they called in Billy Crystal to take over midstream?...
February 27, 2011 - 22 words,

The scotch in question was Macallan 18. http://bit.ly/dXcCft Not normally a Macallan drinker.
The scotch in question was Macallan 18. http://bit.ly/dXcCft Not normally a Macallan drinker. Feb 27,...
February 27, 2011 - 20 words,

Tip: don't order a brand of scotch you're not familiar with without knowing the price. Otherwise, you end up with a $40 glass.
Tip: don’t order a brand of scotch you’re not familiar with without knowing the price....
February 27, 2011 - 30 words,

Franklin Double IPA to start Sacramento beer week. http://twitpic.com/43srv7
Franklin Double IPA to start Sacramento beer week. http://twitpic.com/43srv7 Feb 25, 2011 7 :10 via...
February 25, 2011 - 16 words,

I'm voting for #AwayFind in the Best #500startups #InboxLove Contest! http://votejet.com/YCGZGlt1uW
I’m voting for #AwayFind in the Best #500startups #InboxLove Contest! http://votejet.com/YCGZGlt1uW Feb 25, 2011 6...
February 25, 2011 - 18 words,

It's been a long time since I've used @mindmeister. Way better than I remember, might have to start using more often.
It’s been a long time since I’ve used @mindmeister. Way better than I remember, might...
February 25, 2011 - 28 words,

RT @rubiconman Why are their nine days in Sacramento Beer Week? Beacuse you can't contain this much sheer awesome in just seven.
RT @rubiconman Why are their nine days in Sacramento Beer Week? Beacuse you can’t contain...
February 25, 2011 - 29 words,

Turning on the radio now... RT @joshdmorg: SF Giants baseball is on the air!
Turning on the radio now... RT @joshdmorg: SF Giants baseball is on the air! Feb...
February 25, 2011 - 21 words,

RT @sacstarts: George Zachary: No bubble yet, but one’s building http://ow.ly/43B4I - Great keynote speech from @founding event early th ...
RT @sacstarts: George Zachary: No bubble yet, but one’s building http://ow.ly/43B4I - Great keynote speech...
February 25, 2011 - 28 words,

Kicking off Sac Beer Week tonight with a visit to Pangea Cafe with @The_jeremy for Franklin Double IPAs from @Krausen
Kicking off Sac Beer Week tonight with a visit to Pangea Cafe with @The_jeremy for...
February 25, 2011 - 27 words,

Phone poll http://ow.ly/43szF Vote on #Drupal polls by phone and SMS. Powered by @tropo voice and SMS API.
Phone poll http://ow.ly/43szF Vote on #Drupal polls by phone and SMS. Powered by @tropo voice...
February 25, 2011 - 25 words,

Passkey http://ow.ly/43stO - Replace #Drupal authentication with an outside user database.
Passkey http://ow.ly/43stO - Replace #Drupal authentication with an outside user database. Feb 25, 2011 8...
February 25, 2011 - 18 words,

Released a slew of new #Drupal modules this morning. Things I already had ready, but was waiting for drupal.org's move to git.
Released a slew of new #Drupal modules this morning. Things I already had ready, but...
February 25, 2011 - 29 words,

Heard from an event that a competitor's sponsorship contract explicitly excludes @tropo from participating. Nice to know they care.
Heard from an event that a competitor’s sponsorship contract explicitly excludes @tropo from participating. Nice...
February 23, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: We're giving away some $275 passes to @SuperConf2011 this Fri & Sat in Miami Beach. Follow @Tropo and RT for a chance to win one!
RT @Tropo: We’re giving away some $275 passes to @SuperConf2011 this Fri & Sat in...
February 22, 2011 - 34 words,

Unless you're very interested in wheels, don't reinvent them.
Unless you’re very interested in wheels, don’t reinvent them. Feb 22, 2011 4 :21 via...
February 22, 2011 - 16 words,

Groupon refunded my FTD coupon payment and FTD refunded the rest, including shipping. AND they sent me replacement flowers.
Groupon refunded my FTD coupon payment and FTD refunded the rest, including shipping. AND they...
February 21, 2011 - 26 words,

I've got three #Drupal module releases awaiting d.o.'s switch to git. Just can't bring myself to use cvs when git's so close.
I’ve got three #Drupal module releases awaiting d.o.’s switch to git. Just can’t bring myself...
February 21, 2011 - 29 words,

Spent the day so far with my head buried in the product backlogs of two of our products. Getting ready for some sprint planning.
Spent the day so far with my head buried in the product backlogs of two...
February 21, 2011 - 31 words,

Was watching Due Date. Kept waiting for Steve Martin and John Candy to appear and make it funny.
Was watching Due Date. Kept waiting for Steve Martin and John Candy to appear and...
February 19, 2011 - 25 words,

RT @extrabaggs: First live pitch of spring, Burrell swings and singles to RF off Lincecum. Says it beat the heck out of any swing he too ...
RT @extrabaggs: First live pitch of spring, Burrell swings and singles to RF off Lincecum....
February 19, 2011 - 34 words,

RT @semanticseed: I scheduled a Late Night Owls #Meetup for Start Up Addicts, You should come, its FREE! http://meetu.ps/CZNX #developer ...
RT @semanticseed: I scheduled a Late Night Owls #Meetup for Start Up Addicts, You should...
February 19, 2011 - 28 words,

RT @50champ: Internet as air: "Capitol Corridor trains to add free WiFi service." http://bit.ly/f9lwhD #train #rail #WiFi #sanjose #sacr ...
RT @50champ: Internet as air: "Capitol Corridor trains to add free WiFi service." http://bit.ly/f9lwhD #train...
February 19, 2011 - 27 words,

New Drupal module: Passkey, external authentication with pluggable auth backends. http://ow.ly/3ZugO & http://ow.ly/3ZugZ (Very early versn)
New Drupal module: Passkey, external authentication with pluggable auth backends. http://ow.ly/3ZugO & http://ow.ly/3ZugZ (Very early...
February 18, 2011 - 23 words,

If the only way you can keep a customer is by holding them hostage, how much must your company suck? Love your customers? Set them free.
If the only way you can keep a customer is by holding them hostage, how...
February 18, 2011 - 33 words,

Hearing a lock-in horror story: a competitor refusing to let a customer move phone numbers to another provider.
Hearing a lock-in horror story: a competitor refusing to let a customer move phone numbers...
February 18, 2011 - 25 words,

http://j.mp/f4KWvD congrats @aaronklein. It took you long enough. :)
http://j.mp/f4KWvD congrats @aaronklein. It took you long enough. :) Feb 17, 2011 10 :07 via...
February 17, 2011 - 16 words,

Groupon refunded my FTD purchase and FTD has added a dedicated customer service number for Groupon purchases.
Groupon refunded my FTD purchase and FTD has added a dedicated customer service number for...
February 15, 2011 - 24 words,

Oh my. Mammoth 395 ipa is amazing.
Oh my. Mammoth 395 ipa is amazing. Feb 14, 2011 8 :04 via Twitter...
February 14, 2011 - 14 words,

Watching a Giants rerun with my wife. Yeah, she's awesome.
Watching a Giants rerun with my wife. Yeah, she’s awesome. Feb 14, 2011 7 :39...
February 14, 2011 - 17 words,

RT @danyork: Free @Voxeo Webinar tomorrow: Best Practices in Deploying Communication Applications:  Cloud vs On-Premises vs Hybrid http: ...
RT @danyork: Free @Voxeo Webinar tomorrow: Best Practices in Deploying Communication Applications: Cloud vs On-Premises...
February 14, 2011 - 26 words,

I'd never ordered from Groupon before. Realizing they have so little control over the final product could hurt them in the future.
I’d never ordered from Groupon before. Realizing they have so little control over the final...
February 14, 2011 - 29 words,

Imagine the PR boon @Groupon would get if they refunded all the FTD orders. Even though it's FTD's fault, it reflects on @Groupon's brand
Imagine the PR boon @Groupon would get if they refunded all the FTD orders. Even...
February 14, 2011 - 31 words,

The flowers I ordered from FTD via Groupon: http://ow.ly/i/8c5n vs what I received: http://ow.ly/i/8c5u
The flowers I ordered from FTD via Groupon: http://ow.ly/i/8c5n vs what I received: http://ow.ly/i/8c5u Feb...
February 14, 2011 - 21 words,

FTD sucks. $80 for a bunch of unbloomed buds & wilted leaves. Fell for @Groupon & screwed like everyone else. http://twitpic.com/3zxxc9
FTD sucks. $80 for a bunch of unbloomed buds & wilted leaves. Fell for @Groupon...
February 14, 2011 - 28 words,

Both @aaronklein & @brettowens are real killjoys. Just saying.
Both @aaronklein & @brettowens are real killjoys. Just saying. Feb 13, 2011 9 :31 via...
February 13, 2011 - 16 words,

This Upmann Cabinet Seleccion Churchill is nice, but packed too tightly. Like smoking a thick milkshake.
This Upmann Cabinet Seleccion Churchill is nice, but packed too tightly. Like smoking a thick...
February 13, 2011 - 23 words,

Taking my son job hunting. Learner's permit means I have to ride shotgun and sit in parking lots all day.
Taking my son job hunting. Learner’s permit means I have to ride shotgun and sit...
February 12, 2011 - 27 words,

Chipotle catering has REALLY long lead times. http://twitpic.com/3z3lx8
Chipotle catering has REALLY long lead times. http://twitpic.com/3z3lx8 Feb 12, 2011 1 :15 via Twitter...
February 12, 2011 - 15 words,

RT @lmorchard: Nothing against node.js itself, but maybe I'll just go play some Starcraft rather than write another form validation clas ...
RT @lmorchard: Nothing against node.js itself, but maybe I’ll just go play some Starcraft rather...
February 10, 2011 - 29 words,

Every time a presenter turns to look at their slides, I get a little sad inside.
Every time a presenter turns to look at their slides, I get a little sad...
February 10, 2011 - 23 words,

RT @davenielsen: CloudCamp SV @eBay is packed! http://yfrog.com/gyyqeyyj
RT @davenielsen: CloudCamp SV @eBay is packed! http://yfrog.com/gyyqeyyj Feb 10, 2011 7 :01 via Twitter...
February 10, 2011 - 15 words,

Just arrived at @cloudcamp in time to inhale some pizza before talks start. I'm in the gray @Tropo shirt. Come say hello.
Just arrived at @cloudcamp in time to inhale some pizza before talks start. I’m in...
February 10, 2011 - 29 words,

Not that @Freshchoice will see that tweet. 3 tweets in 3 years. 7 followers.
Not that @Freshchoice will see that tweet. 3 tweets in 3 years. 7 followers. Feb...
February 9, 2011 - 21 words,

First time at @Freshchoice in years. Won't ever be back. Sad destruction of a great brand. Prices way up, quality down, no selection.
First time at @Freshchoice in years. Won’t ever be back. Sad destruction of a great...
February 9, 2011 - 30 words,

If you send someone a cold email, make sure and include a call to action. Tell them what you want from them.
If you send someone a cold email, make sure and include a call to action....
February 9, 2011 - 29 words,

Several emails from conference promoters detailing their events without saying what they want. Speaker? Attendee? Sponsor?
Several emails from conference promoters detailing their events without saying what they want. Speaker? Attendee?...
February 9, 2011 - 23 words,

Just bought my first Groupon. I feel dirty.
Just bought my first Groupon. I feel dirty. Feb 9, 2011 2 :01 via Twitter...
February 9, 2011 - 15 words,

Making travel plans this morning. Chicago for Drupalcon Mar 7-10, Austin for SxSW, Philly Tech Week April 25-30. Plus lots of smaller trips.
Making travel plans this morning. Chicago for Drupalcon Mar 7-10, Austin for SxSW, Philly Tech...
February 8, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @hotdogsladies: Buying HuffPo is a brilliant strategic move for a company struggling to suck at scale.
RT @hotdogsladies: Buying HuffPo is a brilliant strategic move for a company struggling to suck...
February 7, 2011 - 24 words,

Black Eyed Peas got the cast of Tron to join them in the halftime show.
Black Eyed Peas got the cast of Tron to join them in the halftime show....
February 6, 2011 - 22 words,

That vw @darthvader ad might be the best commercial EVER
That vw @darthvader ad might be the best commercial EVER Feb 6, 2011 4 :34...
February 6, 2011 - 17 words,

One of the most anticipated events in sports is almost here. The wait is nearly over. Pitchers and catchers report in one week.
One of the most anticipated events in sports is almost here. The wait is nearly...
February 6, 2011 - 30 words,

Nothing says "loser" quite like an adult riding a bmx bike carrying his dollar store bags.
Nothing says "loser" quite like an adult riding a bmx bike carrying his dollar store...
February 6, 2011 - 23 words,

Trying to decide if I want to brave the crowds and go to SF Giants fanfest tomorrow. I hear Brian Wilson will be on hand to sign your balls.
Trying to decide if I want to brave the crowds and go to SF Giants...
February 4, 2011 - 36 words,

Just got an email from @sacbiz that I'm pretty sure is @brettowens fault.
Just got an email from @sacbiz that I’m pretty sure is @brettowens fault. Feb 3,...
February 3, 2011 - 20 words,

I have 162 unread messages in my inbox. And that's just from this week. If anyone needs me, check my imap folder. I might be lost in there.
I have 162 unread messages in my inbox. And that’s just from this week. If...
February 2, 2011 - 35 words,

If the demo dies, you need to keep going. Comes from experience. Pitch more. #foundershowcase
If the demo dies, you need to keep going. Comes from experience. Pitch more. #foundershowcase...
February 1, 2011 - 22 words,

Good. Wholeshare presenter argues with #foundershowcase judges. I don't care if it's against the rules, more need to fight for their ideas.
Good. Wholeshare presenter argues with #foundershowcase judges. I don’t care if it’s against the rules,...
February 1, 2011 - 29 words,

Now on stage at #foundershowcase: Ed Grimley
Now on stage at #foundershowcase: Ed Grimley Feb 1, 2011 7 :46 via Twitter...
February 1, 2011 - 14 words,

Lame. #FounderShowcase "SMS voting" just replies with a link to a web-based voting app.
Lame. #FounderShowcase "SMS voting" just replies with a link to a web-based voting app. Feb...
February 1, 2011 - 21 words,

Topicmarks shares a bit of similarity with my old Tagyu - tech looks similar, applied to diff problem domain. #foundershowcase
Topicmarks shares a bit of similarity with my old Tagyu - tech looks similar, applied...
February 1, 2011 - 27 words,

I want to see a #foundershowcase presenter argue with judge's feedback. Fight for your ideas.
I want to see a #foundershowcase presenter argue with judge’s feedback. Fight for your ideas....
February 1, 2011 - 22 words,

"Facetime for business" - I've used FaceTime exactly once. Video calling is a vendor-created market. Consumers don't care. #foundershowcase
"Facetime for business" - I’ve used FaceTime exactly once. Video calling is a vendor-created market....
February 1, 2011 - 26 words,

We're helping Meedan get news out of Egypt and other hotspots by providing phone numbers from around the world. http://cot.ag/h0hFnm
We’re helping Meedan get news out of Egypt and other hotspots by providing phone numbers...
January 31, 2011 - 27 words,

MegaCom team is sucking up. They're all wearing @Tropo shirts. http://twitpic.com/3v18mz
MegaCom team is sucking up. They’re all wearing @Tropo shirts. http://twitpic.com/3v18mz Jan 30, 2011 6...
January 30, 2011 - 18 words,

Whaddyasay snuck my phone number into their #startupcamp demo. My phone rang and then I got a text message. Nice.
Whaddyasay snuck my phone number into their #startupcamp demo. My phone rang and then I...
January 30, 2011 - 27 words,

Whaddyasay has a skit in their #startupcamp demo. Awesome.
Whaddyasay has a skit in their #startupcamp demo. Awesome. Jan 30, 2011 5 :54 via...
January 30, 2011 - 16 words,

Demos starting at #startupcamp. At least 4 apps built around @Tropo among the 10 presenters.
Demos starting at #startupcamp. At least 4 apps built around @Tropo among the 10 presenters....
January 30, 2011 - 22 words,

I brought 50 @Tropo shirts and 25 usb bottle openers with me to #startupcamp. They're all gone.
I brought 50 @Tropo shirts and 25 usb bottle openers with me to #startupcamp. They’re...
January 30, 2011 - 24 words,

Speaking of which, I'll be at StartupCamp Santa Clara later today. If you're around, come get a Tropo tshirt from me.
Speaking of which, I’ll be at StartupCamp Santa Clara later today. If you’re around, come...
January 28, 2011 - 28 words,

Busy weekend for @Tropo. Major datacenter work last night, StartupCamp in LA, Miami, & Santa Clara, and StartupWeekend in Philly.
Busy weekend for @Tropo. Major datacenter work last night, StartupCamp in LA, Miami, & Santa...
January 28, 2011 - 27 words,

Found my mobile phone still dialed into a conference call that ended hours ago. Maybe now I'll finally dip into those rollover minutes.
Found my mobile phone still dialed into a conference call that ended hours ago. Maybe...
January 24, 2011 - 30 words,

son, working on a current events paper: What's the Chinese president's name? me: Hu? -- He can't say he wasn't expecting it
son, working on a current events paper: What’s the Chinese president’s name? me: Hu? --...
January 20, 2011 - 29 words,

Now taking signups for my "Introduction To Sarcasm" class.
Now taking signups for my "Introduction To Sarcasm" class. Jan 18, 2011 7 :20 via...
January 18, 2011 - 16 words,

I hear he has a get out of jail free card. RT @Rotoworld_BB: Milton Bradley arrested on felony charge http://dlvr.it/Dc7BC
I hear he has a get out of jail free card. RT @Rotoworld_BB: Milton Bradley...
January 18, 2011 - 27 words,

Letting arbitrary, anonymous users run code as root over the web... Opinions?
Letting arbitrary, anonymous users run code as root over the web... Opinions? Jan 18, 2011...
January 18, 2011 - 19 words,

Spamming my personal email with "we can help your company with..." and a 1MB attachment: sure, that will get a sales meeting with me.
Spamming my personal email with "we can help your company with..." and a 1MB attachment:...
January 14, 2011 - 31 words,

Back when I was a clown, my business cards were printed on sheets of latex.
Back when I was a clown, my business cards were printed on sheets of latex....
January 13, 2011 - 22 words,

Coolest business card I've seen in a while is from @dstieglitz http://twitpic.com/3pqv6g
Coolest business card I’ve seen in a while is from @dstieglitz http://twitpic.com/3pqv6g Jan 13, 2011...
January 13, 2011 - 19 words,

I'm heading to the Startup Drinkup tonight in Palo Alto. http://plancast.com/p/3g5q if you're at #Nextgen you should come over afterward.
I’m heading to the Startup Drinkup tonight in Palo Alto. http://plancast.com/p/3g5q if you’re at #Nextgen...
January 12, 2011 - 27 words,

I like to try and guess where the plane just arrived from by looking at the disembarking passengers. This one seems to be from schlubville
I like to try and guess where the plane just arrived from by looking at...
January 11, 2011 - 32 words,

Glover was on the phone talking politics, but hung up to take pictures and sign autographs for fans. That was nice of him.
Glover was on the phone talking politics, but hung up to take pictures and sign...
January 11, 2011 - 30 words,

Oh, nevermind, he just stepped out of the Sacramento line and got on a plane to Portland.
Oh, nevermind, he just stepped out of the Sacramento line and got on a plane...
January 11, 2011 - 24 words,

Danny Glover is on my flight to Sacramento.
Danny Glover is on my flight to Sacramento. Jan 12, 2011 7 :23 via Twitter...
January 11, 2011 - 15 words,

In tonight's #cloudcamp talk on @Tropo I shamelessly ripped off an idea from the 2009 Tropo launch announcement by @zscgeek at ecomm
In tonight’s #cloudcamp talk on @Tropo I shamelessly ripped off an idea from the 2009...
January 11, 2011 - 29 words,

Uh oh. @jlambert has once again remembered he has a twitter account. Forecast calls for flurries of random tweets.
Uh oh. @jlambert has once again remembered he has a twitter account. Forecast calls for...
January 11, 2011 - 26 words,

I tried up up down down left right left right B A on this sign, but nothing happened. http://twitpic.com/3paro2
I tried up up down down left right left right B A on this sign,...
January 11, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: Want to win a free ticket to San Francisco's best and biggest startup mixer, SFBeta, tonight? ($40 value) Tweet @Tropo why yo ...
RT @Tropo: Want to win a free ticket to San Francisco’s best and biggest startup...
January 11, 2011 - 32 words,

Bad sign: After giving a cab driver the name of a major hotel at the intersection of two major streets, he asks you how to get there.
Bad sign: After giving a cab driver the name of a major hotel at the...
January 11, 2011 - 34 words,

I got an email from a @Spigit PM asking for specific feedback. After I gave it, a call from their VP Product thanking me. Nicely done.
I got an email from a @Spigit PM asking for specific feedback. After I gave...
January 10, 2011 - 33 words,

RT @tropo: Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo Alto Startup Drinkup on Wed Jan 12th 5:30-7pm http://bit.ly/gAYd0G
RT @tropo: Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo...
January 10, 2011 - 31 words,

Platform developers, create your sample apps as if someone's going to use them in production. Because someone will.
Platform developers, create your sample apps as if someone’s going to use them in production....
January 10, 2011 - 25 words,

If I were @spigit, I'd be so embarrassed about the Enterprise 2.0 site, I'd take my logo off it.
If I were @spigit, I’d be so embarrassed about the Enterprise 2.0 site, I’d take...
January 10, 2011 - 26 words,

TheE2 session site is awful. http://ow.ly/3Bkji Poor usability, things don't work. Does spigit suck this bad or is it poor implementation?
TheE2 session site is awful. http://ow.ly/3Bkji Poor usability, things don’t work. Does spigit suck this...
January 10, 2011 - 28 words,

The more I use Amazon to buy everyday items, the more useless their product recommendations become. 20 diff kinds of flea medicines anyone?
The more I use Amazon to buy everyday items, the more useless their product recommendations...
January 9, 2011 - 30 words,

Near Palo Alto Wednesday night? Join me at the Startup Drinkup at Old Pro: http://plancast.com/p/3g5q
Near Palo Alto Wednesday night? Join me at the Startup Drinkup at Old Pro: http://plancast.com/p/3g5q...
January 9, 2011 - 22 words,

Event planning and marketing budgets for 2011. That's what I call an exciting Friday night.
Event planning and marketing budgets for 2011. That’s what I call an exciting Friday night....
January 7, 2011 - 22 words,

My friend and partner on a number of projects, @billzeller has passed away. I don't know what to say. You'll be missed, Bill.
My friend and partner on a number of projects, @billzeller has passed away. I don’t...
January 5, 2011 - 30 words,

Don't mind that thumping sound. I'm only pounding my head on the desk.
Don’t mind that thumping sound. I’m only pounding my head on the desk. Jan 5,...
January 5, 2011 - 20 words,

$47,000 per character. Less if you add comments and line breaks in your code.
$47,000 per character. Less if you add comments and line breaks in your code. Jan...
January 4, 2011 - 21 words,

That's $2 million dollars per line, folks.
That’s $2 million dollars per line, folks. Jan 4, 2011 8 :29 via Twitter...
January 4, 2011 - 14 words,

5 lines of code http://ow.ly/3ysdV could land you $10 million http://ow.ly/3yseh
5 lines of code http://ow.ly/3ysdV could land you $10 million http://ow.ly/3yseh Jan 4, 2011 8...
January 4, 2011 - 18 words,

Maybe there's a hope for Sacramento after all. One of my son's friends that was over last night was wearing a @github shirt.
Maybe there’s a hope for Sacramento after all. One of my son’s friends that was...
January 1, 2011 - 30 words,

How many animal activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don't change anything.
How many animal activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don’t change anything....
December 31, 2010 - 22 words,

A competitor just followed @tropochanges - the @tropo change log. Looking for new features to copy? Have at it.
A competitor just followed @tropochanges - the @tropo change log. Looking for new features to...
December 30, 2010 - 26 words,

The business cards I collected at conferences in 2010. What to do with them now? http://twitpic.com/3l9tg9
The business cards I collected at conferences in 2010. What to do with them now?...
December 30, 2010 - 23 words,

Couldn't update iPhone apps until I updated my iTunes profile. Salutation (mr, mrs) is now a required field. Even Apple makes ux mistakes.
Couldn’t update iPhone apps until I updated my iTunes profile. Salutation (mr, mrs) is now...
December 28, 2010 - 30 words,

Recommendations for an IPS monitor? 22" Viewsonic seems like a steal at $285. Anything larger out there for less than $1k?
Recommendations for an IPS monitor? 22" Viewsonic seems like a steal at $285. Anything larger...
December 27, 2010 - 28 words,

Does anyone know a competent HVAC tech? If so, could you have him call the guy who's working on my furnace and tell him what to do?
Does anyone know a competent HVAC tech? If so, could you have him call the...
December 27, 2010 - 34 words,

New at Tropo: REST APIs for provisioning & remote control http://cot.ag/fkKhZa #rest #api #telephony
New at Tropo: REST APIs for provisioning & remote control http://cot.ag/fkKhZa #rest #api #telephony Dec...
December 20, 2010 - 21 words,

The @voxeo and @tropo people in Orlando get all the fun. Earlier today @visionik invited the whole office to see Tron with him tonight.
The @voxeo and @tropo people in Orlando get all the fun. Earlier today @visionik invited...
December 16, 2010 - 31 words,

Just got spam on skype from someone selling "plastique mold." Explosive fungus?
Just got spam on skype from someone selling "plastique mold." Explosive fungus? Dec 15, 2010...
December 15, 2010 - 19 words,

My wife took the day off today and took the kids to school, so I decided to make her these. http://twitpic.com/3fly3t
My wife took the day off today and took the kids to school, so I...
December 13, 2010 - 28 words,

i ... have ... been ... over ... using ... ellipses ... recently ...
i ... have ... been ... over ... using ... ellipses ... recently ... Dec...
December 9, 2010 - 21 words,

Anyone working on a security framework? You should call it Foiled. The logo can be a Snidely Whiplash-style cartoon.
Anyone working on a security framework? You should call it Foiled. The logo can be...
December 9, 2010 - 26 words,

.@crashplan raised family unlimited price by $20/year but included crashplan+ realtime backup. Totally worth it. Best deal for backups.
.@crashplan raised family unlimited price by $20/year but included crashplan+ realtime backup. Totally worth it....
December 9, 2010 - 27 words,

RT @Tropo: We'll be at the SV #Rails meetup tonight. @Github's talking. Pizza's on us. Come say hi to @akalsey and @jsgoecke http://j.mp ...
RT @Tropo: We’ll be at the SV #Rails meetup tonight. @Github’s talking. Pizza’s on us....
December 8, 2010 - 31 words,

Cranking through the email backlog and having a glass of scotch. Pretty sure that the two are related.
Cranking through the email backlog and having a glass of scotch. Pretty sure that the...
December 6, 2010 - 25 words,

Xcode installer always sticks at "9 minutes remaining" for at least 10 minutes. I love it's optimism.
Xcode installer always sticks at "9 minutes remaining" for at least 10 minutes. I love...
December 6, 2010 - 24 words,

Another reason to insist on double opt-in: typos. Make sure the person you're sending mail to is really the indented target.
Another reason to insist on double opt-in: typos. Make sure the person you’re sending mail...
December 5, 2010 - 28 words,

I think the message there is "I'd like to buy a luxury home, but only if I have a coupon." http://twitpic.com/3ckkp3
I think the message there is "I’d like to buy a luxury home, but only...
December 3, 2010 - 28 words,

What sort of demographic am I in that I'm on both these lists? http://twitpic.com/3ckh94
What sort of demographic am I in that I’m on both these lists? http://twitpic.com/3ckh94 Dec...
December 3, 2010 - 21 words,

Showed the kids the original Tron last night. Wow, was that a bad movie.
Showed the kids the original Tron last night. Wow, was that a bad movie. Nov...
November 27, 2010 - 21 words,

Most people throw birthday parties for their wives. @aaronklein is thowing @caceyklein a fundraiser. See what politics do to people?
Most people throw birthday parties for their wives. @aaronklein is thowing @caceyklein a fundraiser. See...
November 19, 2010 - 27 words,

Leaving Sac #Drupal meeting, where I gave an impromptu demo of PhonePoll and created a few new Tropo fans.
Leaving Sac #Drupal meeting, where I gave an impromptu demo of PhonePoll and created a...
November 17, 2010 - 26 words,

Phone Poll, a #Drupal module that allows voting on polls via #phone and #SMS, is coming along nicely. Give it a try. http://ow.ly/39rlp
Phone Poll, a #Drupal module that allows voting on polls via #phone and #SMS, is...
November 13, 2010 - 30 words,

I just got a spam email with a subject line of "Blessing 2.2" Makes me wonder what the changelog was from Blessing 2.0.
I just got a spam email with a subject line of "Blessing 2.2" Makes me...
November 11, 2010 - 30 words,

First commit: phonepoll, a #Drupal module for voting in polls via phone or SMS. http://ow.ly/37i4G
First commit: phonepoll, a #Drupal module for voting in polls via phone or SMS. http://ow.ly/37i4G...
November 9, 2010 - 22 words,

My laptop screen is now very clean. Might be the most productive thing I've accomplished today.
My laptop screen is now very clean. Might be the most productive thing I’ve accomplished...
November 9, 2010 - 23 words,

Guy next to me at Tupelo is reading the comics in a newspaper. And laughing out loud every so often.
Guy next to me at Tupelo is reading the comics in a newspaper. And laughing...
November 9, 2010 - 27 words,

My dog just came in from outside, hopped onto the back of the couch and deposited a newly dead mouse on my wife's head.
My dog just came in from outside, hopped onto the back of the couch and...
November 8, 2010 - 31 words,

Sac Court mistakenly marked me as missing Jury duty. Call to clear up, sit on hold for 45 minutes and then I'm disconnected. Twice.
Sac Court mistakenly marked me as missing Jury duty. Call to clear up, sit on...
November 8, 2010 - 31 words,

Has terrible service from local government agencies ever made someone move to a different city?
Has terrible service from local government agencies ever made someone move to a different city?...
November 8, 2010 - 22 words,

From my son's high school newsletter, "Varsity won [our rival high school] 62 to 0." Is that anything like racing for pinks?
From my son’s high school newsletter, "Varsity won [our rival high school] 62 to 0."...
November 8, 2010 - 29 words,

Really like Hipmunk's gantt chart layout for flights, but there's not enough power traveller options to get me to stop using Kayak.
Really like Hipmunk’s gantt chart layout for flights, but there’s not enough power traveller options...
November 6, 2010 - 29 words,

Hipmunk's new flight search tool allows you to sort by "Agony" http://ow.ly/35CVd http://www.hipmunk.com/
Hipmunk’s new flight search tool allows you to sort by "Agony" http://ow.ly/35CVd http://www.hipmunk.com/ Nov 6,...
November 6, 2010 - 20 words,

I'll be representing @tropo at @cloudcamp SF tomorrow night. http://j.mp/chobL5
I’ll be representing @tropo at @cloudcamp SF tomorrow night. http://j.mp/chobL5 Nov 3, 2010 3 :32...
November 3, 2010 - 17 words,

Meeting in SF today and amtrak was packed with people in Giants gear. First train was full, had to take the 7:40 instead.
Meeting in SF today and amtrak was packed with people in Giants gear. First train...
November 3, 2010 - 30 words,

People are congratulating me on the Giants win, but I didn't have much to do with it. Lincecum barely even USED the slider I taught him.
People are congratulating me on the Giants win, but I didn’t have much to do...
November 2, 2010 - 33 words,

RT @socialping: Look at the spike of tweets for the world series: http://twitpic.com/334f2z - Over 52,000 tweets from 7pm-8pm
RT @socialping: Look at the spike of tweets for the world series: http://twitpic.com/334f2z - Over...
November 1, 2010 - 26 words,

Pitchers and catchers report in 14 weeks. Can't wait for baseball season to start.
Pitchers and catchers report in 14 weeks. Can’t wait for baseball season to start. Nov...
November 1, 2010 - 21 words,

Pitching wins championships.
Pitching wins championships. Nov 1, 2010 7 :46 via Twitter...
November 1, 2010 - 10 words,

Beard power!
Beard power! Nov 1, 2010 7 :28 via Twitter...
November 1, 2010 - 9 words,

Guessing someone was stoned when they did this... http://ow.ly/32ldq
Guessing someone was stoned when they did this... http://ow.ly/32ldq Oct 31, 2010 10 :09 via...
October 31, 2010 - 16 words,

And now that it's dark, you can see the back. http://twitpic.com/32szw2
And now that it’s dark, you can see the back. http://twitpic.com/32szw2 Oct 31, 2010 6...
October 31, 2010 - 18 words,

My pumpkin http://twitpic.com/32szas
My pumpkin http://twitpic.com/32szas Oct 31, 2010 6 :43 via Twitter...
October 31, 2010 - 10 words,

I'm trying to figure out the sequence of events that would lead to Amazon making this recommendation: http://ow.ly/32dah
I’m trying to figure out the sequence of events that would lead to Amazon making...
October 31, 2010 - 25 words,

Zack is making a pumpkin pie from a pumpkin he grew in the backyard. Recipe from @simplyrecipes
Zack is making a pumpkin pie from a pumpkin he grew in the backyard. Recipe...
October 30, 2010 - 24 words,

Hanging out at the soccer field while my son refs an under 10 girls game. Love seeing the pure joy these girls have playing the game.
Hanging out at the soccer field while my son refs an under 10 girls game....
October 30, 2010 - 33 words,

I just discovered git submodules. Woah.
I just discovered git submodules. Woah. Oct 29, 2010 5 :39 via Twitter...
October 29, 2010 - 13 words,

RT @Tropo: Do you have a meetup coming up and want to talk Tropo? We've got a box of awesome for you. http://ow.ly/31E0M
RT @Tropo: Do you have a meetup coming up and want to talk Tropo? We’ve...
October 29, 2010 - 30 words,

When did the Giants trade for this guy at short and get rid of Rentaria?
When did the Giants trade for this guy at short and get rid of Rentaria?...
October 28, 2010 - 22 words,

Glass of local zin, Giants killing it in game one, and my lovely wife by my side. Nice evening.
Glass of local zin, Giants killing it in game one, and my lovely wife by...
October 27, 2010 - 26 words,

Is it bad that someone referred to Heisenberg when describing their project management process?
Is it bad that someone referred to Heisenberg when describing their project management process? Oct...
October 27, 2010 - 21 words,

Wow, just watched someone point out the (previously undisclosed) financial state of one of their customers. Talk about bad form.
Wow, just watched someone point out the (previously undisclosed) financial state of one of their...
October 26, 2010 - 27 words,

Just helped http://icantfindmyphone.com move their app to @Tropo. They had 70k calls today and couldn't scale on their other provider.
Just helped http://icantfindmyphone.com move their app to @Tropo. They had 70k calls today and couldn’t...
October 26, 2010 - 27 words,

Just introduced my kids to John Cage's 4'33. Zack asked, "How do we know when it starts?"
Just introduced my kids to John Cage’s 4'33. Zack asked, "How do we know when...
October 25, 2010 - 24 words,

NYT story getting Facebook apps to go viral: "some other factor (as yet unknown) was also required." http://ow.ly/2Z88u ... Uh, thanks.
NYT story getting Facebook apps to go viral: "some other factor (as yet unknown) was...
October 25, 2010 - 28 words,

Ska Wars: http://ow.ly/2YnIr Awesome.
Ska Wars: http://ow.ly/2YnIr Awesome. Oct 23, 2010 9 :11 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 11 words,

Amazon to let you lend books you buy, but only once, & for 14 days. Would sound silly with real books. So why do ebooks get a pass?
Amazon to let you lend books you buy, but only once, & for 14 days....
October 23, 2010 - 35 words,

Suck it, Howard
Suck it, Howard Oct 23, 2010 8 :39 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 10 words,

Blackbeard's Tourture.
Blackbeard’s Tourture. Oct 23, 2010 8 :34 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 9 words,

One more. Sick 'em, Beard.
One more. Sick 'em, Beard. Oct 23, 2010 8 :31 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 12 words,

When Utley shoveled that ball toward first, Rowand swung at it.
When Utley shoveled that ball toward first, Rowand swung at it. Oct 23, 2010 8...
October 23, 2010 - 18 words,

Bring the beard.
Bring the beard. Oct 23, 2010 8 :12 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 10 words,

Uuuuu - Ribe!!!!
Uuuuu - Ribe!!!! Oct 23, 2010 7 :56 via Twitter...
October 23, 2010 - 10 words,

Comment spam submitted as bug reports in a public issue queue on Drupal.org. Ingeniously evil. http://ow.ly/2XOAq
Comment spam submitted as bug reports in a public issue queue on Drupal.org. Ingeniously evil....
October 22, 2010 - 23 words,

On the way to LA for a day full of meetings with our billing provider.
On the way to LA for a day full of meetings with our billing provider....
October 20, 2010 - 22 words,

Awesome. New Brett Battles book is only in hardcover at $25, yet is available on Kindle for $6.50. Kudos to Mr Battles and Delacorte Press.
Awesome. New Brett Battles book is only in hardcover at $25, yet is available on...
October 20, 2010 - 32 words,

Go Giants!!!
Go Giants!!! Oct 20, 2010 8 :38 via Twitter...
October 20, 2010 - 9 words,

Another day, another customer moving from the competition. This time it was our high quality text to speech that got them.
Another day, another customer moving from the competition. This time it was our high quality...
October 20, 2010 - 28 words,

Used to seeing scale as the reason for switching to @Tropo from our competitors. Now their lack of stability is becoming a theme, too.
Used to seeing scale as the reason for switching to @Tropo from our competitors. Now...
October 18, 2010 - 31 words,

Real-time communications should be, well, real time.
Real-time communications should be, well, real time. Oct 18, 2010 9 :10 via Twitter...
October 18, 2010 - 14 words,

It's hottie hardbody night at the gym, apparently. I'm very out of place.
It’s hottie hardbody night at the gym, apparently. I’m very out of place. Oct 18,...
October 18, 2010 - 20 words,

Heading into the DMV. If I'm not back by nightfall, send a search party.
Heading into the DMV. If I’m not back by nightfall, send a search party. Oct...
October 18, 2010 - 21 words,

Awesome. @jacobroufa has a Drupal module working that uses Phono to call phone numbers that you've stored in CCK fields.
Awesome. @jacobroufa has a Drupal module working that uses Phono to call phone numbers that...
October 17, 2010 - 27 words,

Heading to Reno today for CloudCamp and to meet @jacobroufa for some @PhonoSDK and #Drupal hacking
Heading to Reno today for CloudCamp and to meet @jacobroufa for some @PhonoSDK and #Drupal...
October 17, 2010 - 23 words,

Watch the Giants win and then check my email to find another of our competition's customers wanting to switch to us because we can scale.
Watch the Giants win and then check my email to find another of our competition’s...
October 16, 2010 - 32 words,

They're booing Ross. That's awesome.
They’re booing Ross. That’s awesome. Oct 16, 2010 7 :36 via Twitter...
October 16, 2010 - 12 words,

Nice to see Phillies fans waving the white flags.
Nice to see Phillies fans waving the white flags. Oct 16, 2010 7 :31 via...
October 16, 2010 - 16 words,

Bring on the beard.
Bring on the beard. Oct 16, 2010 7 :26 via Twitter...
October 16, 2010 - 11 words,

I thought this was supposed to be a pitcher's duel? #sfgiants
I thought this was supposed to be a pitcher’s duel? #sfgiants Oct 16, 2010 6...
October 16, 2010 - 18 words,

Unbelievable response to Phono launch this morning. So great to see how well it's been received.
Unbelievable response to Phono launch this morning. So great to see how well it’s been...
October 16, 2010 - 23 words,

Just released at #jqcon: Phono, a jQuery plugin that makes your web browser a telephone and IM client. http://phono.com/
Just released at #jqcon: Phono, a jQuery plugin that makes your web browser a telephone...
October 16, 2010 - 26 words,

Before I put it on eBay: Selling wife's pristine 8gb iPhone 3g. Kept in a case w screen protector. In a contract & need to replace a phone?
Before I put it on eBay: Selling wife’s pristine 8gb iPhone 3g. Kept in a...
October 15, 2010 - 35 words,

Well that's a new one. A "proprietary and confidential" legal footer on a spam email.
Well that’s a new one. A "proprietary and confidential" legal footer on a spam email....
October 12, 2010 - 22 words,

Torture, indeed.
Torture, indeed. Oct 10, 2010 5 :01 via Twitter...
October 10, 2010 - 9 words,

Whew. @daniellemorrill was waylaid & missed her #codecamp session, so the organizers asked me to step in & talk @tropo with 2 mins notice.
Whew. @daniellemorrill was waylaid & missed her #codecamp session, so the organizers asked me to...
October 10, 2010 - 31 words,

Conflicted. Should I be upset the Yankees won or happy the worst Giants trade in 40 years won't be leading the Twins to the World Series?
Conflicted. Should I be upset the Yankees won or happy the worst Giants trade in...
October 9, 2010 - 33 words,

Today we went and picked up a car for my son. When did I get so old?
Today we went and picked up a car for my son. When did I get...
October 9, 2010 - 24 words,

It's like Cops, but with Steven Seagal. http://j.mp/cIOvsk You can't make this stuff up.
It’s like Cops, but with Steven Seagal. http://j.mp/cIOvsk You can’t make this stuff up. Oct...
October 6, 2010 - 21 words,

I have two extra tickets to tomorrows #sfgiants game. Sec 332 row 18 seats 27 & 28. $34 each. Anyone want them before they go on craigslist?
I have two extra tickets to tomorrows #sfgiants game. Sec 332 row 18 seats 27...
October 6, 2010 - 34 words,

I guess with starters like this, the Phillies suspect bullpen doesn't matter.
I guess with starters like this, the Phillies suspect bullpen doesn’t matter. Oct 6, 2010...
October 6, 2010 - 19 words,

Watching @jsgoecke talk telephony APIs in a shootout with Tropo and Twilio.
Watching @jsgoecke talk telephony APIs in a shootout with Tropo and Twilio. Oct 4, 2010...
October 4, 2010 - 19 words,

I'm on stage at ITExpo preparing to talk about how businesses can use open source.
I’m on stage at ITExpo preparing to talk about how businesses can use open source....
October 4, 2010 - 22 words,

I had to wait to get into my hotel in LA this morning because they were shooting a movie in the lobby.
I had to wait to get into my hotel in LA this morning because they...
October 4, 2010 - 29 words,

Some awesome apps in Portland at the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon. Sorry I had to miss it.
Some awesome apps in Portland at the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon. Sorry I had to...
October 3, 2010 - 24 words,

RT @geoloqi: Announcing the winners of the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon! http://loqi.me/1dn Thanks everybody for coming out!
RT @geoloqi: Announcing the winners of the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon! http://loqi.me/1dn Thanks everybody for...
October 3, 2010 - 24 words,

Current status: http://twitpic.com/2ug8xu
Current status: http://twitpic.com/2ug8xu Oct 3, 2010 3 :42 via Twitter...
October 3, 2010 - 10 words,

I'll be at SV Web Builders tonight, helping people build communications apps with @Tropo. http://ow.ly/2Lu37 Come join us.
I’ll be at SV Web Builders tonight, helping people build communications apps with @Tropo. http://ow.ly/2Lu37...
September 29, 2010 - 25 words,

Want to see how you can deploy a complex telephony app in less than 3.5 minutes? http://tropo.heroku.com/
Want to see how you can deploy a complex telephony app in less than 3.5...
September 28, 2010 - 24 words,

I always know when the local carpet company runs a big ad campaign. Their phone number is one digit off from mine.
I always know when the local carpet company runs a big ad campaign. Their phone...
September 27, 2010 - 29 words,

Oh, and stick your twitter id in the poll comments and we'll send you a shirt when they're printed.
Oh, and stick your twitter id in the poll comments and we’ll send you a...
September 22, 2010 - 26 words,

We're running a design contest for @tropo tshirts. Would love your feedback at http://ow.ly/2ItfN & http://ow.ly/2ItfO
We’re running a design contest for @tropo tshirts. Would love your feedback at http://ow.ly/2ItfN &...
September 22, 2010 - 23 words,

Clueless marketing: send an unsolicited email to an info@ address & then add that address to your newsletter. Looking at you @cdnetworks
Clueless marketing: send an unsolicited email to an info@ address & then add that address...
September 22, 2010 - 29 words,

Booked a flight on @United and they assigned me a seat that doesn't exist. Guess I'll have to sit on the floor.
Booked a flight on @United and they assigned me a seat that doesn’t exist. Guess...
September 22, 2010 - 29 words,

Live music in the Austin airport sports bar: a rockabilly cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy.
Live music in the Austin airport sports bar: a rockabilly cover of Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy....
September 21, 2010 - 22 words,

err, that's @danyork... The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo's @dyork. I did a double take since I know he's not here.
err, that’s @danyork... The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo’s @dyork. I...
September 21, 2010 - 32 words,

The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo's @dyork. I did a double take since I know he's not here.
The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo’s @dyork. I did a double...
September 21, 2010 - 29 words,

US Airways only allows their frequent flier members to sit in the exit rows. I'm sure someone thought that was a brilliant marketing idea.
US Airways only allows their frequent flier members to sit in the exit rows. I’m...
September 20, 2010 - 31 words,

In this #manorgf breakout session on engaging your citizens the speakers aren't allowing discussion from the audience.
In this #manorgf breakout session on engaging your citizens the speakers aren’t allowing discussion from...
September 20, 2010 - 24 words,

Yahoo Sports took a deep dive into deep baseball stats and shows you 25 things you didn't know about baseball. http://j.mp/dgCXff
Yahoo Sports took a deep dive into deep baseball stats and shows you 25 things...
September 20, 2010 - 28 words,

Grasshopper crawling across the floor at #manorgf. I must be in Texas.
Grasshopper crawling across the floor at #manorgf. I must be in Texas. Sep 20, 2010...
September 20, 2010 - 19 words,

RT @mheadd: RT @govfresh: Introducing GovFresh Voice http://bit.ly/cGq8ZX #gov20 #opengov #tropo #VoIP #SMS #IM
RT @mheadd: RT @govfresh: Introducing GovFresh Voice http://bit.ly/cGq8ZX #gov20 #opengov #tropo #VoIP #SMS #IM Sep...
September 20, 2010 - 21 words,

The potato chip industry spends more on R&D than the Department of Education. #manorgf
The potato chip industry spends more on R&D than the Department of Education. #manorgf Sep...
September 20, 2010 - 21 words,

Here's a first at a tech conference. At #manorgf a middle school choir serenades us to start the event.
Here’s a first at a tech conference. At #manorgf a middle school choir serenades us...
September 19, 2010 - 26 words,

Texas State Trooper uniforms make them look a lot like Boy Scouts.
Texas State Trooper uniforms make them look a lot like Boy Scouts. Sep 19, 2010...
September 19, 2010 - 19 words, 1 comment

Reed Johnson is my new favorite Dodger.
Reed Johnson is my new favorite Dodger. Sep 16, 2010 9 :03 via Twitter...
September 16, 2010 - 14 words,

My kids dentist doesn't understand the concept of appointments. No matter when I arrive we wait for 20+ minutes.
My kids dentist doesn’t understand the concept of appointments. No matter when I arrive we...
September 16, 2010 - 26 words,

I'm mentoring grad students tonight at the UC Entrepreneur Academy. Should I tell them most good entrepreneurs I now are college dropouts?
I’m mentoring grad students tonight at the UC Entrepreneur Academy. Should I tell them most...
September 15, 2010 - 29 words,

Wait, Twitter has a web site? #newtwitter
Wait, Twitter has a web site? #newtwitter Sep 15, 2010 5 :23 via Twitter...
September 15, 2010 - 14 words,

Want to design Tropo's shirts? RT @99designs Win $484! http://j.mp/cdUYR7 Funky shirt for Tropo - Voice and SMS APIs for developers
Want to design Tropo’s shirts? RT @99designs Win $484! http://j.mp/cdUYR7 Funky shirt for Tropo -...
September 14, 2010 - 28 words,

My head really is that big... RT @bmann It's 10ft @akalsey http://j.mp/dmGI1i from @cloudcamp - talking cloud voice svcs from @tropo
My head really is that big... RT @bmann It’s 10ft @akalsey http://j.mp/dmGI1i from @cloudcamp -...
September 14, 2010 - 28 words,

It's hard to talk to people you can't see or hear. #cloudcamp #vancouver
It’s hard to talk to people you can’t see or hear. #cloudcamp #vancouver Sep 13,...
September 13, 2010 - 20 words,

I just gave a talk about @tropo via Skype video to a room full of people hundreds of miles away at #cloudcamp #vancouver.
I just gave a talk about @tropo via Skype video to a room full of...
September 13, 2010 - 30 words,

Almost a year after Zack shattered his wrist and elbow, he's back in a cast. Possible ligament damage in the wrist from that injury.
Almost a year after Zack shattered his wrist and elbow, he’s back in a cast....
September 9, 2010 - 31 words,

Designing an API for a new @Tropo feature. Yes, this is what I do for fun.
Designing an API for a new @Tropo feature. Yes, this is what I do for...
September 9, 2010 - 23 words,

MetroPCS ad for a phone for $39 "Available in store only." Stores says price is $109. How is this not false advertising? http://j.mp/97Eo1G
MetroPCS ad for a phone for $39 "Available in store only." Stores says price is...
September 3, 2010 - 30 words,

I clearly need to reduce the number of folks I follow. I'm recently getting more utility from ignoring Twitter than from following it.
I clearly need to reduce the number of folks I follow. I’m recently getting more...
September 1, 2010 - 30 words,

Someone looked at Powerpoint and said, "there's clearly not enough abuse of animations and transitions here" then created Prezi.
Someone looked at Powerpoint and said, "there’s clearly not enough abuse of animations and transitions...
September 1, 2010 - 26 words,

Damn, I went to submit my talks for Le Web, but realized too late that the Sept 1 submission deadline comes earlier in Paris.
Damn, I went to submit my talks for Le Web, but realized too late that...
August 31, 2010 - 31 words,

I'm speaking at an internal Intel event and they asked me to sign a photo release. And people wonder why I mock large companies.
I’m speaking at an internal Intel event and they asked me to sign a photo...
August 30, 2010 - 31 words,

I'm disappointed to see so many thinly-veiled product pitches on the panel picker at SXSW.
I’m disappointed to see so many thinly-veiled product pitches on the panel picker at SXSW....
August 28, 2010 - 22 words,

The feeling's mutual. RT @arikfr I just learnt that the guy who emailed support on Topify is the founder of a startup I'm fan of. Woot.
The feeling’s mutual. RT @arikfr I just learnt that the guy who emailed support on...
August 28, 2010 - 33 words,

.@United just offered to upgrade @jsgoecke to First Class on a flight from SFO to Denver for only $25,305.
.@United just offered to upgrade @jsgoecke to First Class on a flight from SFO to...
August 25, 2010 - 27 words,

I'd tell you what the hashtag is for the Google Apps hackathon, but I signed an NDA on the way in.
I’d tell you what the hashtag is for the Google Apps hackathon, but I signed...
August 24, 2010 - 28 words,

Heading down to Mountain View to represent @tropo at the Google Apps hackathon.
Heading down to Mountain View to represent @tropo at the Google Apps hackathon. Aug 24,...
August 24, 2010 - 20 words,

RT @dkworldwide: @akalsey Even worse, airlines then get to re-sell your ticket at a last minute higher profit margin.
RT @dkworldwide: @akalsey Even worse, airlines then get to re-sell your ticket at a last...
August 23, 2010 - 26 words,

Why do all airlines suck so much? With @United's change fees it's cheaper to throw away my existing ticket and book a whole new flight.
Why do all airlines suck so much? With @United’s change fees it’s cheaper to throw...
August 23, 2010 - 32 words,

Just finished my app for the #hackathon: http://j.mp/drbNxS
Just finished my app for the #hackathon: http://j.mp/drbNxS Aug 22, 2010 3 :36 via Twitter...
August 22, 2010 - 15 words,

Years ago @chrispirillo ran Rent My Chest. For the close of #Gnomedex I've convinced him to do a final live version for @tropo.
Years ago @chrispirillo ran Rent My Chest. For the close of #Gnomedex I’ve convinced him...
August 21, 2010 - 30 words,

Build an Open Government app at #Gnomedex and win prizes http://bit.ly/csHyv0
Build an Open Government app at #Gnomedex and win prizes http://bit.ly/csHyv0 Aug 20, 2010 2...
August 20, 2010 - 18 words,

WoW is big enough here that they print it on the manhole covers. http://twitpic.com/2gbghv
WoW is big enough here that they print it on the manhole covers. http://twitpic.com/2gbghv Aug...
August 19, 2010 - 21 words,

Heading to #gnomedex #tweetup. Find me if you want @tropo stickers.
Heading to #gnomedex #tweetup. Find me if you want @tropo stickers. Aug 19, 2010 3...
August 19, 2010 - 18 words,

The lobby button in the Seattle Westin elevator is knee-high.
The lobby button in the Seattle Westin elevator is knee-high. Aug 19, 2010 3 :27...
August 19, 2010 - 17 words,

If only I'd known we could have had this at Gnomedex hackathon http://twitpic.com/2g9fha
If only I’d known we could have had this at Gnomedex hackathon http://twitpic.com/2g9fha Aug 19,...
August 19, 2010 - 20 words,

Arrived in Seattle for #Gnomedex - Checking out the space for our @tropo hackathon in the morning.
Arrived in Seattle for #Gnomedex - Checking out the space for our @tropo hackathon in...
August 18, 2010 - 24 words,

Heading to #Gnomedex in Seattle this week. We're holding a hackathon on Sat night. http://ow.ly/2r8Mz Win a Flip HD and Animoto Pro.
Heading to #Gnomedex in Seattle this week. We’re holding a hackathon on Sat night. http://ow.ly/2r8Mz...
August 17, 2010 - 29 words,

Giants great Bobby Thompson, rest in peace. http://ow.ly/2r18z
Giants great Bobby Thompson, rest in peace. http://ow.ly/2r18z Aug 17, 2010 3 :53 via Twitter...
August 17, 2010 - 15 words,

ESPN's closed captioning just called the Dodgers the "dodge whores." Seems about right.
ESPN’s closed captioning just called the Dodgers the "dodge whores." Seems about right. Aug 15,...
August 15, 2010 - 20 words,

At #ahnconf -- "Impossible is the usual business condition." - @jkl5group
At #ahnconf—"Impossible is the usual business condition." - @jkl5group Aug 14, 2010 4...
August 14, 2010 - 18 words,

I'll be at AdhearsionConf in SF today. There's still a bit of space if you want to join me.
I’ll be at AdhearsionConf in SF today. There’s still a bit of space if you...
August 14, 2010 - 26 words,

.@chrispirillo on why you should come to Gnomedex: http://ow.ly/2nOxC Among the reasons: it's the last one. And we're holding a hackathon.
.@chrispirillo on why you should come to Gnomedex: http://ow.ly/2nOxC Among the reasons: it’s the last...
August 10, 2010 - 29 words,

In Seattle during #Gnomedex next week? Attend our hackathon and build some open government app goodness. http://ow.ly/2nOqi
In Seattle during #Gnomedex next week? Attend our hackathon and build some open government app...
August 10, 2010 - 24 words,

My #dcla talk went well, with lots of great questions from the audience. Lots of @tropo signups, too.
My #dcla talk went well, with lots of great questions from the audience. Lots of...
August 7, 2010 - 25 words,

Seems like every time I visit an LA Drupal event, I've got to dash off. Need to schedule more time next time.
Seems like every time I visit an LA Drupal event, I’ve got to dash off....
August 7, 2010 - 29 words,

Pretzel bread, where have you been all my life?
Pretzel bread, where have you been all my life? Aug 5, 2010 6 :42 via...
August 5, 2010 - 16 words,

The downside to being the emcee for #Cluecon is that I can't heckle presenters on Twitter.
The downside to being the emcee for #Cluecon is that I can’t heckle presenters on...
August 3, 2010 - 23 words,

At #cluecon: "We took so long to release version 5 we just decided to call it version 6."
At #cluecon: "We took so long to release version 5 we just decided to call...
August 3, 2010 - 25 words,

Even losing 11-1, ballpark is still packed. http://twitpic.com/2b4cu9
Even losing 11-1, ballpark is still packed. http://twitpic.com/2b4cu9 Aug 2, 2010 7 :02 via Twitter...
August 2, 2010 - 15 words,

Catching a game at Wrigley Field tonight while I'm in Chicago.
Catching a game at Wrigley Field tonight while I’m in Chicago. Aug 2, 2010 4...
August 2, 2010 - 18 words,

Stuck in Denver waiting out flight delays, but there's Giants on TV and Ranger IPA to help me cope.
Stuck in Denver waiting out flight delays, but there’s Giants on TV and Ranger IPA...
August 1, 2010 - 26 words,

I'll be in Chicago representing @tropo at Cluecon next week. Ping me if you want to meet up while I'm there.
I’ll be in Chicago representing @tropo at Cluecon next week. Ping me if you want...
July 27, 2010 - 28 words,

Logging in from the @unitedairlines home page results in a 404. "We're recently redesigned our site..." Not very well, apparently.
Logging in from the @unitedairlines home page results in a 404. "We’re recently redesigned our...
July 26, 2010 - 27 words,

Watching 4 deer at the park when a coyote approached them. The buck moved away with the baby and the does chased the coyote away.
Watching 4 deer at the park when a coyote approached them. The buck moved away...
July 25, 2010 - 32 words,

What a great evening out with my wife. Pizza at Chicago Fire, then Pliny the Elder and Racer X at Samuel Horne's.
What a great evening out with my wife. Pizza at Chicago Fire, then Pliny the...
July 23, 2010 - 29 words,

24 Hour Fitness customer service is not available 24 hours. Ahh, irony.
24 Hour Fitness customer service is not available 24 hours. Ahh, irony. Jul 22, 2010...
July 22, 2010 - 19 words,

They have Racer 5 at the State Fair. Yum.
They have Racer 5 at the State Fair. Yum. Jul 21, 2010 3 :37 via...
July 21, 2010 - 16 words,

Hey @rivercats: making me unsubscribe from your newsletter every time I buy tickets from you is obnoxious.
Hey @rivercats: making me unsubscribe from your newsletter every time I buy tickets from you...
July 21, 2010 - 24 words,

SacRuby gives speakers a copy of RubyMine as a thank you for speaking. Very nice.
SacRuby gives speakers a copy of RubyMine as a thank you for speaking. Very nice....
July 21, 2010 - 22 words,

Don Mattingly is my new favorite Dodger.
Don Mattingly is my new favorite Dodger. Jul 20, 2010 10 :08 via Twitter...
July 20, 2010 - 14 words,

Nice secure terminal at Six Flags. http://twitpic.com/277lrz http://twitpic.com/276jy9
Nice secure terminal at Six Flags. http://twitpic.com/277lrz http://twitpic.com/276jy9 Jul 20, 2010 10 :08 via Twitter...
July 20, 2010 - 15 words,

Six Flags has ads everywhere. Sponsored rides, tvs in lines, audio ads blaring over loudspeakers. Strange.
Six Flags has ads everywhere. Sponsored rides, tvs in lines, audio ads blaring over loudspeakers....
July 20, 2010 - 23 words,

FasTrak might have the worst customer service I've ever seen. Utterly useless.
FasTrak might have the worst customer service I’ve ever seen. Utterly useless. Jul 20, 2010...
July 20, 2010 - 19 words,

Tupelo Coffee ETA is 15 minutes.
Tupelo Coffee ETA is 15 minutes. Jul 20, 2010 9 :21 via Twitter...
July 20, 2010 - 13 words,

I'll be at SacStarts coffee tomorrow, but only until about 11.
I’ll be at SacStarts coffee tomorrow, but only until about 11. Jul 19, 2010 11...
July 19, 2010 - 18 words,

Returned from backpacking trip to find out I'm a featured speaker at #drupalcampla -- see you there. http://j.mp/bxVzYe
Returned from backpacking trip to find out I’m a featured speaker at #drupalcampla—see...
July 19, 2010 - 25 words,

Currently: http://twitpic.com/26nvpg
Currently: http://twitpic.com/26nvpg Jul 18, 2010 6 :55 via Twitter...
July 18, 2010 - 9 words,

Heading up for some backpacking near Colfax with my son.
Heading up for some backpacking near Colfax with my son. Jul 18, 2010 11 :11...
July 18, 2010 - 17 words,

Amazon sells uranium. http://j.mp/dcR9dl The "customers also viewed" list is sort of scary. http://j.mp/aqsvd9 /cc @okwichu
Amazon sells uranium. http://j.mp/dcR9dl The "customers also viewed" list is sort of scary. http://j.mp/aqsvd9 /cc...
July 17, 2010 - 23 words,

Going to DrupalCamp LA? Vote for my session, Drupal as an Application Platform. http://j.mp/bq4Y4c
Going to DrupalCamp LA? Vote for my session, Drupal as an Application Platform. http://j.mp/bq4Y4c Jul...
July 17, 2010 - 21 words, 1 comment

My 30 year old whisperlite fuel pump finally developed a faulty valve. But hey, who needs eyebrows anyway?
My 30 year old whisperlite fuel pump finally developed a faulty valve. But hey, who...
July 17, 2010 - 25 words,

Lots of events in August. I'm only going to be home for 11 days. Cluecon, LA Drupal, Adhearsion, Lone Star Ruby, & Gnomedex.
Lots of events in August. I’m only going to be home for 11 days. Cluecon,...
July 16, 2010 - 30 words,

I'm consistently amazed by the quality and speed of our tech support.
I’m consistently amazed by the quality and speed of our tech support. Jul 16, 2010...
July 16, 2010 - 19 words,

Always amazed at the amount of information people expose about themselves through out of office autoreplies.
Always amazed at the amount of information people expose about themselves through out of office...
July 16, 2010 - 23 words,

Looking for a Canadian or two who has a phone with Rogers so I can test something.
Looking for a Canadian or two who has a phone with Rogers so I can...
July 16, 2010 - 24 words,

The slides from my jruby talk at last night's SacRuby meetup are on slideshare: http://j.mp/dgBOwW
The slides from my jruby talk at last night’s SacRuby meetup are on slideshare: http://j.mp/dgBOwW...
July 16, 2010 - 22 words,

Working on the final touches for my talk on Jruby and how @tropo uses it for the Sacramento Ruby meetup at 7:30. http://j.mp/9Dt66S
Working on the final touches for my talk on Jruby and how @tropo uses it...
July 15, 2010 - 30 words,

RT @chaupt: Reminder that the SacRuby meetup is tomorrow (Thursday) night at 7:30pm PDT. http://bit.ly/aqLRLY @akalsey presenting jRuby ...
RT @chaupt: Reminder that the SacRuby meetup is tomorrow (Thursday) night at 7:30pm PDT. http://bit.ly/aqLRLY...
July 14, 2010 - 26 words,

According to the video on MacHeist, Calcbot will turn your iphone into an ipad when you rotate it. http://j.mp/afLBZX
According to the video on MacHeist, Calcbot will turn your iphone into an ipad when...
July 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Sacramento startup or entrepreneur and need some advice? http://j.mp/ccb0YV No cost help from people who've been there, done that.
Sacramento startup or entrepreneur and need some advice? http://j.mp/ccb0YV No cost help from people who’ve...
July 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Just spent a half hour helping two guys with an idea figure out what they need to do to move from "idea" to "startup."
Just spent a half hour helping two guys with an idea figure out what they...
July 14, 2010 - 31 words,

Will be at Open Coffee in 15 minutes
Will be at Open Coffee in 15 minutes Jul 13, 2010 9 :25 via Twitter...
July 13, 2010 - 15 words,

PHP seems to be caching an include file. No matter what changes I make to it, the old version still loads. Stumped.
PHP seems to be caching an include file. No matter what changes I make to...
July 11, 2010 - 29 words,

Just bought some tickets to a game at Wrigley for while I'm at ClueCon.
Just bought some tickets to a game at Wrigley for while I’m at ClueCon. Jul...
July 11, 2010 - 21 words,

Mr Potato Head is a lefty. http://twitpic.com/23nm7c
Mr Potato Head is a lefty. http://twitpic.com/23nm7c Jul 8, 2010 10 :05 via Twitter...
July 8, 2010 - 14 words,

If you drive into central London there's a tax you must pay first. Would have been nice for #Hertz to tell me that. £8 instead of £90.
If you drive into central London there’s a tax you must pay first. Would have...
July 8, 2010 - 34 words,

Cryptonomicon sells for more on Kindle than it does in paperback.
Cryptonomicon sells for more on Kindle than it does in paperback. Jul 5, 2010 6...
July 5, 2010 - 18 words,

Putting your unsubscribe links in white text on a black image background means they don't show up in email clients that don't show images.
Putting your unsubscribe links in white text on a black image background means they don’t...
July 5, 2010 - 31 words,

Ground bloom flower accidentally landed in the pile of discarded fireworks. Only thing to catch fire? The safety tips brochure.
Ground bloom flower accidentally landed in the pile of discarded fireworks. Only thing to catch...
July 4, 2010 - 27 words,

Chuck Norris can hold his iPhone 4 any way he wants.
Chuck Norris can hold his iPhone 4 any way he wants. Jul 1, 2010 8...
July 1, 2010 - 18 words,

Got an email from Nigeria looking for help transferring a soccer team out of the country. http://j.mp/cYEmEX
Got an email from Nigeria looking for help transferring a soccer team out of the...
July 1, 2010 - 24 words,

Just watched Orange answer a call. With their TV. Yeah, a softphone, built into the TV. #sftelephony
Just watched Orange answer a call. With their TV. Yeah, a softphone, built into the...
June 30, 2010 - 24 words,

How do you explain how you built a complex product in a 10 minute presentation? Focus on the highlights like I just did at #sftelephony
How do you explain how you built a complex product in a 10 minute presentation?...
June 30, 2010 - 32 words,

"By breaking this seal, you're agreeing to the License Agreement that you can't see until you break this seal."
"By breaking this seal, you’re agreeing to the License Agreement that you can’t see until...
June 29, 2010 - 26 words,

I'm guessing Amazon doesn't sell a whole lot of item #2 http://j.mp/a2FRJW
I’m guessing Amazon doesn’t sell a whole lot of item #2 http://j.mp/a2FRJW Jun 29, 2010...
June 29, 2010 - 19 words,

.@unitedairlines is using carrier email gateways for SMS. Someone should tell them how unreliable that is.
.@unitedairlines is using carrier email gateways for SMS. Someone should tell them how unreliable that...
June 28, 2010 - 24 words,

Nice new Mileage Plus dashboard from @UnitedAirlines. Easier to use, more useful info at a glance. Great stuff.
Nice new Mileage Plus dashboard from @UnitedAirlines. Easier to use, more useful info at a...
June 28, 2010 - 25 words,

RT @tropo: Tracking calls with Google #Analytics and #php on Tropo. http://j.mp/cht1wx
RT @tropo: Tracking calls with Google #Analytics and #php on Tropo. http://j.mp/cht1wx Jun 28, 2010...
June 28, 2010 - 19 words,

Monday afternoon fun: I resurrected the old Star Wars hotline. Call (714) 643-2997. http://j.mp/arnvLe
Monday afternoon fun: I resurrected the old Star Wars hotline. Call (714) 643-2997. http://j.mp/arnvLe Jun...
June 28, 2010 - 21 words,

There's no I in "team". But there's two of them in "I win"
There’s no I in "team". But there’s two of them in "I win" Jun 28,...
June 28, 2010 - 20 words,

Ever since jailbreaking ios4 my iPhone's sync screen is in Dutch. Synchroniseren. So that's odd.
Ever since jailbreaking ios4 my iPhone’s sync screen is in Dutch. Synchroniseren. So that’s odd....
June 28, 2010 - 22 words,

So many of our great customers won't let us talk about how they use us. Frustrating from a marketing point of view.
So many of our great customers won’t let us talk about how they use us....
June 28, 2010 - 29 words,

Should it worry me that American Express thinks I'm in Singapore?
Should it worry me that American Express thinks I’m in Singapore? Jun 27, 2010 6...
June 27, 2010 - 18 words,

Bought something from 800PetMeds and now they're spamming me with no unsubscribe option. Won't purchase there again. http://j.mp/bV1F3f
Bought something from 800PetMeds and now they’re spamming me with no unsubscribe option. Won’t purchase...
June 25, 2010 - 25 words,

Tripit Pro to the rescue. Got early notification of flight delay, switched to an earlier flight.
Tripit Pro to the rescue. Got early notification of flight delay, switched to an earlier...
June 24, 2010 - 23 words,

RT @sacramentopress: June 30 Camera Phone Photography Workshop @TheUrbanHive http://schmap.it/4jzdep
RT @sacramentopress: June 30 Camera Phone Photography Workshop @TheUrbanHive http://schmap.it/4jzdep Jun 23, 2010 8 :40...
June 23, 2010 - 17 words,

The customer should get to choose any automated channel and always have live agent option. #tmobile #voxeosummit
The customer should get to choose any automated channel and always have live agent option....
June 23, 2010 - 24 words,

Last day of the #VoxeoSummit then one day at @Voxeo HQ and finally back home late Thursday after 2 weeks away.
Last day of the #VoxeoSummit then one day at @Voxeo HQ and finally back home...
June 23, 2010 - 28 words,

.@MosheYudkowsky: "You can't spoof ANI" Mitnick: "I can."
.@MosheYudkowsky: "You can’t spoof ANI" Mitnick: "I can." Jun 23, 2010 7 :01 via Twitter...
June 23, 2010 - 16 words,

Mitnick: Social engineering works because "there's no patch for stupidity on Windows Update."
Mitnick: Social engineering works because "there’s no patch for stupidity on Windows Update." Jun 23,...
June 22, 2010 - 20 words,

Listening to Kevin Mitnick talk security at the #voxeosummit
Listening to Kevin Mitnick talk security at the #voxeosummit Jun 23, 2010 6 :49 via...
June 22, 2010 - 16 words,

If @mbookspan seems nervous during his #VoxeoSummit talk, it's because I told him the demo app he's planning on using is broken.
If @mbookspan seems nervous during his #VoxeoSummit talk, it’s because I told him the demo...
June 22, 2010 - 29 words,

The Orlando Hard Rock seems to have a faraday cage embedded in the walls.
The Orlando Hard Rock seems to have a faraday cage embedded in the walls. Jun...
June 22, 2010 - 21 words,

The aforementioned puppy. Molly is a Yorkie Shihtzu mix. http://twitpic.com/1z0y7x
The aforementioned puppy. Molly is a Yorkie Shihtzu mix. http://twitpic.com/1z0y7x Jun 22, 2010 9 :03...
June 22, 2010 - 17 words,

Well that will teach me to not travel. While I'm away for two weeks, my family conspires against me and brings home a puppy.
Well that will teach me to not travel. While I’m away for two weeks, my...
June 21, 2010 - 31 words,

Very cool! RT @andrewatideal Use @tropo to send IM's when someone joins your @37signals Campfire room. http://j.mp/apEqnl.
Very cool! RT @andrewatideal Use @tropo to send IM’s when someone joins your @37signals Campfire...
June 21, 2010 - 24 words,

I can't recall ever having seen a bathroom scale in a hotel room before. Is there much demand? It seems an odd thing to add.
I can’t recall ever having seen a bathroom scale in a hotel room before. Is...
June 20, 2010 - 32 words,

Got an email from Playstation for my son: http://j.mp/adfdGH When I click the link, I get http://j.mp/al8znD - Nice job, Sony.
Got an email from Playstation for my son: http://j.mp/adfdGH When I click the link, I...
June 20, 2010 - 28 words,

Back on US soil. On to Orlando for the @Voxeo customer summit this week.
Back on US soil. On to Orlando for the @Voxeo customer summit this week. Jun...
June 20, 2010 - 21 words,

RT @davenielsen: Hey Campers, if youre in SFBay for @structureconf or @velocityconf, stop by http://cloudcamp.com/sf for #cloud #devops ...
RT @davenielsen: Hey Campers, if youre in SFBay for @structureconf or @velocityconf, stop by http://cloudcamp.com/sf...
June 19, 2010 - 26 words,

RT @davenielsen: Hey Campers, if youre in SFBay for @structureconf or @velocityconf, stop by http://cloudcamp.com/sf for #cloud #devops ...
RT @davenielsen: Hey Campers, if youre in SFBay for @structureconf or @velocityconf, stop by http://cloudcamp.com/sf...
June 19, 2010 - 26 words,

On the way to Heathrow by way of Paddington station. Stopping in Orlando for the week, then finally home.
On the way to Heathrow by way of Paddington station. Stopping in Orlando for the...
June 19, 2010 - 26 words,

On the way to Heathrow by way of Paddington station. Stopping in Orlando for the week, then finally home.
On the way to Heathrow by way of Paddington station. Stopping in Orlando for the...
June 19, 2010 - 26 words,

London's Underground is WAY easier for a novice to navigate than NYC subway or BART. Loved using it.
London’s Underground is WAY easier for a novice to navigate than NYC subway or BART....
June 19, 2010 - 25 words,

London's Underground is WAY easier for a novice to navigate than NYC subway or BART. Loved using it.
London’s Underground is WAY easier for a novice to navigate than NYC subway or BART....
June 19, 2010 - 25 words,

Didn't understand why Londoners complain about their public transportation until I tried to get around on a weekend. Half the lines closed.
Didn’t understand why Londoners complain about their public transportation until I tried to get around...
June 19, 2010 - 29 words,

Didn't understand why Londoners complain about their public transportation until I tried to get around on a weekend. Half the lines closed.
Didn’t understand why Londoners complain about their public transportation until I tried to get around...
June 19, 2010 - 29 words,

To keep her from escaping? -- RT @AaronKlein Dad used to tell me: "son, you need two things in life. A good woman...and zip ties."
To keep her from escaping?—RT @AaronKlein Dad used to tell me: "son, you...
June 19, 2010 - 32 words,

Changing of the guard. The uniforms might be ceremonial, but the weapons sure weren't. http://twitpic.com/1y9ha7
Changing of the guard. The uniforms might be ceremonial, but the weapons sure weren’t. http://twitpic.com/1y9ha7...
June 19, 2010 - 22 words,

Guard also played We Are the World. They were much better at it than my 8th grade band was. Cooler uniforms, too.
Guard also played We Are the World. They were much better at it than my...
June 19, 2010 - 29 words,

How does the palace guard band choose their music? During the changing ceremony, played Clapton's Layla and Tears in Heaven.
How does the palace guard band choose their music? During the changing ceremony, played Clapton’s...
June 19, 2010 - 27 words,

Had no idea the Buckingham Palace changing of the guard was so involved. Took over half an hour. Fun to watch.
Had no idea the Buckingham Palace changing of the guard was so involved. Took over...
June 19, 2010 - 28 words,

I think my hotel room in London might be dangerous. http://twitpic.com/1y2efq
I think my hotel room in London might be dangerous. http://twitpic.com/1y2efq Jun 19, 2010 2...
June 18, 2010 - 18 words,

Wouldn't be the first. RT @AaronKlein @akalsey you're waking up at Buckingham Palace and then staying the night at the Tower of London
Wouldn’t be the first. RT @AaronKlein @akalsey you’re waking up at Buckingham Palace and then...
June 18, 2010 - 30 words,

My rough sightseeing plan for tomorrow: http://j.mp/c7A646
My rough sightseeing plan for tomorrow: http://j.mp/c7A646 Jun 18, 2010 5 :35 via Twitter...
June 18, 2010 - 14 words,

London would have been a lot more fun if I hadn't spent the whole week sick in bed. Better now, sight seeing tomorrow.
London would have been a lot more fun if I hadn’t spent the whole week...
June 18, 2010 - 30 words,

Pretty cool to be hanging out in a central London pub watching the England game. http://twitpic.com/1xxb2g
Pretty cool to be hanging out in a central London pub watching the England game....
June 18, 2010 - 23 words,

I am playing with some of the coolest @tropo stuff right now. Can't wait to release it to the public.
I am playing with some of the coolest @tropo stuff right now. Can’t wait to...
June 18, 2010 - 27 words,

Getting ready to show @tropo at the London Web Meetup.
Getting ready to show @tropo at the London Web Meetup. Jun 17, 2010 11 :16...
June 17, 2010 - 17 words,

Seat upgrade for flight to London. That doesn't suck.
Seat upgrade for flight to London. That doesn’t suck. Jun 14, 2010 6 :22 via...
June 14, 2010 - 16 words,

Just ran into @ken_pepple for dinner in Denver airport & exchanged travel war stories.
Just ran into @ken_pepple for dinner in Denver airport & exchanged travel war stories. Jun...
June 14, 2010 - 21 words,

Boarding SMF > DEN > LHR on United 448 & 948.
Boarding SMF > DEN > LHR on United 448 & 948. Jun 14, 2010 2...
June 14, 2010 - 18 words,

Seen on a shirt: I'm not goth, I'm Sith.
Seen on a shirt: I’m not goth, I’m Sith. Jun 14, 2010 9 :10 via...
June 14, 2010 - 16 words,

Twitter could do a lot to cut down on spam by looking for clusters of accounts that tweet a lot of the same links.
Twitter could do a lot to cut down on spam by looking for clusters of...
June 14, 2010 - 31 words,

Just saw three Maserattis all in a one mile stretch of Fair Oaks Blvd. Are they handing them out somewhere?
Just saw three Maserattis all in a one mile stretch of Fair Oaks Blvd. Are...
June 8, 2010 - 27 words,

I'll be in London and Cambridge next week. Anyone want to meet up?
I’ll be in London and Cambridge next week. Anyone want to meet up? Jun 7,...
June 7, 2010 - 20 words,

Watched Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus last night. There's two hours of my life I'll never get back.
Watched Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus last night. There’s two hours of my life I’ll never...
June 6, 2010 - 24 words,

Thanks for the bag recommendations. I ended up with this Briggs & Riley http://j.mp/a37jIU Smart organization, light & compact. $200
Thanks for the bag recommendations. I ended up with this Briggs & Riley http://j.mp/a37jIU Smart...
June 5, 2010 - 27 words,

Have a domain, playmanic.com that's expiring. Anyone want it before it goes into the pool?
Have a domain, playmanic.com that’s expiring. Anyone want it before it goes into the pool?...
June 3, 2010 - 22 words,

Looking for a designer who can help with updates to an existing site, ad landing pages, and other small projects. Know someone?
Looking for a designer who can help with updates to an existing site, ad landing...
June 3, 2010 - 29 words,

With Giants off tomorrow, anyone want to take bets that Rowand will still figure out a way to go 0-4 with 3Ks?
With Giants off tomorrow, anyone want to take bets that Rowand will still figure out...
June 2, 2010 - 29 words,

One of the greatest hitters of all time retires today, but all anyone can talk about is the umpires. Should have retired tomorrow.
One of the greatest hitters of all time retires today, but all anyone can talk...
June 2, 2010 - 30 words,

I've solved the gulf oil problem. http://j.mp/9NQubR
I’ve solved the gulf oil problem. http://j.mp/9NQubR Jun 2, 2010 5 :20 via Twitter...
June 2, 2010 - 14 words,

Any email marketers out there? I have a question that seems simple, but having trouble getting email providers to understand.
Any email marketers out there? I have a question that seems simple, but having trouble...
June 2, 2010 - 27 words,

In case anyone's wondering what to buy me on some gift giving occasion... http://j.mp/b9F6pU
In case anyone’s wondering what to buy me on some gift giving occasion... http://j.mp/b9F6pU Jun...
June 2, 2010 - 21 words,

Unlimited is not unlimited: AT&T unlimited plans limit you to 750 min/mo and 3000 SMS msg/mo
Unlimited is not unlimited: AT&T unlimited plans limit you to 750 min/mo and 3000 SMS...
June 2, 2010 - 23 words,

Unlimited is not unlimited: AT&T unlimited plans limit you to 750 min/mo and 3000 SMS msg/mo
Unlimited is not unlimited: AT&T unlimited plans limit you to 750 min/mo and 3000 SMS...
June 2, 2010 - 23 words,

Wow. Wheels already turning. RT @ken_pepple Y! announces fantasy sports API - http://bit.ly/9ggagR
Wow. Wheels already turning. RT @ken_pepple Y! announces fantasy sports API - http://bit.ly/9ggagR Jun 2,...
June 2, 2010 - 20 words,

It is worth noting, however, that unlimited voice and SMS do have limits. There are terms and conditions.
It is worth noting, however, that unlimited voice and SMS do have limits. There are...
June 2, 2010 - 25 words,

With AT&T I can buy unlimited voice, unlimited SMS, but unlimited data is no more.
With AT&T I can buy unlimited voice, unlimited SMS, but unlimited data is no more....
June 2, 2010 - 22 words,

Just received this email as a result of giving my contact info to Symplified at Gluecon last week. Marketing fail. http://j.mp/dDsHsD
Just received this email as a result of giving my contact info to Symplified at...
June 2, 2010 - 28 words,

Odd that AT&T renounces unlimited data a week before next iPhone release. Why now? What changed?
Odd that AT&T renounces unlimited data a week before next iPhone release. Why now? What...
June 2, 2010 - 23 words,

Love Brenthaven's bag locator. Give it your desired features, it shows you what matches. http://j.mp/ccEnEG
Love Brenthaven’s bag locator. Give it your desired features, it shows you what matches. http://j.mp/ccEnEG...
June 2, 2010 - 22 words,

I'm in need of a new laptop bag. Recommendations for companies to look at?
I’m in need of a new laptop bag. Recommendations for companies to look at? Jun...
June 2, 2010 - 21 words,

Not sure what's worse. That Thunder Valley sent a press release about a new logo, or that the Business Journal printed it.
Not sure what’s worse. That Thunder Valley sent a press release about a new logo,...
June 1, 2010 - 29 words,

I've never read Neal Stephenson. (I know, I know. I'll turn in my geek creds at the door.) Where should I start? Snow Crash?
I’ve never read Neal Stephenson. (I know, I know. I’ll turn in my geek creds...
June 1, 2010 - 31 words,

This is what passes for business news around here. *sigh* RT @Sacbiz Thunder Valley has a new logo and website: http://bit.ly/b61ex7
This is what passes for business news around here. sigh RT @Sacbiz Thunder Valley has...
June 1, 2010 - 28 words,

Just got my first piece of Wave spam, advertising some voip service.
Just got my first piece of Wave spam, advertising some voip service. May 30, 2010...
May 30, 2010 - 19 words,

Buster Posey called up. Just bought my tickets and my wife and I are heading to the game tonight. Sec 211.
Buster Posey called up. Just bought my tickets and my wife and I are heading...
May 29, 2010 - 28 words,

When I call customer service, I tell them I'm recording the call for quality assurance purposes.
When I call customer service, I tell them I’m recording the call for quality assurance...
May 29, 2010 - 23 words,

Looking through Donor's Choose and can't help but think that a lot of projects could be accomplished with more realistic goals.
Looking through Donor’s Choose and can’t help but think that a lot of projects could...
May 28, 2010 - 28 words,

My hero: RT @pacificbrewnews Approval from wife for draft line install in our kitchen - taps next to kitchen sink. Three taps planned. :)
My hero: RT @pacificbrewnews Approval from wife for draft line install in our kitchen -...
May 28, 2010 - 31 words,

Talking Markdown with @troyd at #gluecon. Showed him my moleskine where all my handwritten notes are in Markdown.
Talking Markdown with @troyd at #gluecon. Showed him my moleskine where all my handwritten notes...
May 28, 2010 - 25 words,

Our customer event next month is going to be great! RT @voxeo Kevin Mitnick to speak at Voxeo's Customer Summit - http://bit.ly/bv2ffd
Our customer event next month is going to be great! RT @voxeo Kevin Mitnick to...
May 27, 2010 - 29 words,

Our customer event next month is going to be great! RT @voxeo Kevin Mitnick to speak at Voxeo's Customer Summit - http://bit.ly/bv2ffd
Our customer event next month is going to be great! RT @voxeo Kevin Mitnick to...
May 27, 2010 - 29 words,

Chartjunk on the #gluecon screen. Pie chart shows "Useful work" represented as sliver at 12%, but Recovery at 17% is 1/4.
Chartjunk on the #gluecon screen. Pie chart shows "Useful work" represented as sliver at 12%,...
May 26, 2010 - 28 words,

Stonebraker #gluecon talk about ACID starts moving to FUD -- if you start without an ACID system, you're screwed if you need it later.
Stonebraker #gluecon talk about ACID starts moving to FUD—if you start without an...
May 26, 2010 - 31 words,

One of the downsides to being on the event circuit today -- It's 1am and I now have a full inbox to catch up on.
One of the downsides to being on the event circuit today—It’s 1am and...
May 25, 2010 - 32 words,

RT @DaveMichels Tropo made fun of DTMF "invented in 1963" yes, but didn't get widely adopted until mid 70s. Geez. #cloudcamp #gluecon
RT @DaveMichels Tropo made fun of DTMF "invented in 1963" yes, but didn’t get widely...
May 25, 2010 - 29 words,

RT @myinnervoice: Photogenic means you look better on paper than in reality. Yet most people take it as a compliment.
RT @myinnervoice: Photogenic means you look better on paper than in reality. Yet most people...
May 24, 2010 - 27 words,

Kinko's just called for a post-print satisfaction survey. It's telling that every question was about speed, none about quality.
Kinko’s just called for a post-print satisfaction survey. It’s telling that every question was about...
May 24, 2010 - 26 words,

Perhaps I'll sell the HTC Evo 4G I got at Google I/O. They're $600 on eBay, comes with 1 mo free Sprint unlim service. Any offers?
Perhaps I’ll sell the HTC Evo 4G I got at Google I/O. They’re $600 on...
May 23, 2010 - 33 words,

Followed a link from the Skype OSX client that was 404. Tried to use the "report" link on the Skype 404 page, but it was 404, too.
Followed a link from the Skype OSX client that was 404. Tried to use the...
May 21, 2010 - 34 words,

RT @gadgetopia: So, so true: "Drupal is a development framework that just happens to have a CMS as its default app." -- @akalsey
RT @gadgetopia: So, so true: "Drupal is a development framework that just happens to have...
May 20, 2010 - 30 words,

Apple attacks Adobe. Google invites Adobe's CEO to give a keynote about their HTML 5 creation tools. #googleio
Apple attacks Adobe. Google invites Adobe’s CEO to give a keynote about their HTML 5...
May 19, 2010 - 25 words,

Yes folks, there's a lot of garbage out there. But no one is making you watch it.
Yes folks, there’s a lot of garbage out there. But no one is making you...
May 18, 2010 - 24 words,

When people complain that blogs/Twitter are boring, I ask why they follow boring people.
When people complain that blogs/Twitter are boring, I ask why they follow boring people. May...
May 18, 2010 - 21 words,

Comcast exhibits the "YouTube is crap" attitude. Only if you choose to watch crap. Hey Comcast: Tv is full of awful, too.
Comcast exhibits the "YouTube is crap" attitude. Only if you choose to watch crap. Hey...
May 18, 2010 - 29 words,

Comcast ad chastises people for watching online video unless it's a "real" clip from tv channel. "but I like this" is met w/ disdain.
Comcast ad chastises people for watching online video unless it’s a "real" clip from tv...
May 18, 2010 - 31 words,

It's fun to see my name (via a guest byline) on an official Google blog. http://j.mp/a5mf8Q
It’s fun to see my name (via a guest byline) on an official Google blog....
May 18, 2010 - 23 words,

Wish Google App Marketplace and gmail gadgets could be installed by end users instead of just Apps admins.
Wish Google App Marketplace and gmail gadgets could be installed by end users instead of...
May 18, 2010 - 25 words,

RT @tropo: What multi-modal communications is, and how to create a multimodal app on Tropo. http://j.mp/aWbfox
RT @tropo: What multi-modal communications is, and how to create a multimodal app on Tropo....
May 18, 2010 - 23 words,

Not a fan of some of his picks, but I love the frank talk by @tommcclintock http://j.mp/bOdDvD "Liars don’t belong in government" indeed.
Not a fan of some of his picks, but I love the frank talk by...
May 18, 2010 - 30 words,

OH: Her: You guys talking to Google? Him: We were in acquisition talks but Google wanted too much money.
OH: Her: You guys talking to Google? Him: We were in acquisition talks but Google...
May 18, 2010 - 26 words,

Always fun to talk to @gadgetopia, even if it was only for a short while. Looking forward to dinner with him on Wednesday.
Always fun to talk to @gadgetopia, even if it was only for a short while....
May 17, 2010 - 30 words,

At the #xmpp meetup at Dogpatch Labs in SF. Brought in pizza, and then started the evening's talk, making us sit hungry. Cruel. :)
At the #xmpp meetup at Dogpatch Labs in SF. Brought in pizza, and then started...
May 17, 2010 - 31 words,

Looking for a Sacramento print shop that can do same-day turnaround on a small print job. Any suggestions?
Looking for a Sacramento print shop that can do same-day turnaround on a small print...
May 17, 2010 - 25 words,

San Carlos Elementary kids sung the national anthem. No sign of @jsgoecke though.
San Carlos Elementary kids sung the national anthem. No sign of @jsgoecke though. May 14,...
May 14, 2010 - 20 words,

Done discussing fantasy baseball for the day. Off to watch REAL baseball. Well, the Giants. So almost real baseball.
Done discussing fantasy baseball for the day. Off to watch REAL baseball. Well, the Giants....
May 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Fun thing about living with Meniere's - I just went totally deaf for about 20 seconds.
Fun thing about living with Meniere’s - I just went totally deaf for about 20...
May 14, 2010 - 23 words,

How cool is @voxeo? The Orlando office chartered a bunch of busses and went to watch today's #shuttle launch.
How cool is @voxeo? The Orlando office chartered a bunch of busses and went to...
May 14, 2010 - 26 words,

RT @tropo: Tropo's @akalsey will be in London and Cambridge June 14- 20. Want to meet up? Have an event we should attend? @ us
RT @tropo: Tropo’s @akalsey will be in London and Cambridge June 14- 20. Want to...
May 13, 2010 - 32 words,

When I think movie tie-ins, I of course think enterprise software. Does Oracle 11g come with a cheap plastic Iron Man toy?
When I think movie tie-ins, I of course think enterprise software. Does Oracle 11g come...
May 13, 2010 - 29 words,

Oracle email: "The office went to see Iron Man 2, and it reminded us of Java, the Java community, and JavaOne." - umm, okay.
Oracle email: "The office went to see Iron Man 2, and it reminded us of...
May 13, 2010 - 31 words,

The Oracle Iron Man campaign is about the weirdest, unnatural stretch of an ad campaign I've ever seen.
The Oracle Iron Man campaign is about the weirdest, unnatural stretch of an ad campaign...
May 13, 2010 - 25 words,

Chuck Norris once hit a grand slam with the bases empty. While playing golf.
Chuck Norris once hit a grand slam with the bases empty. While playing golf. May...
May 12, 2010 - 21 words,

Please, please, please (going to Friday's game) RT @Rotoworld_BB Giants could bump Lincecum up to Friday http://tinyurl.com/lypkhz
Please, please, please (going to Friday’s game) RT @Rotoworld_BB Giants could bump Lincecum up to...
May 11, 2010 - 24 words,

I'm at SacStarts coffee at Tupelo Coffee. Come join local entrepreneurs for some casual coworking. http://j.mp/au8CfC
I’m at SacStarts coffee at Tupelo Coffee. Come join local entrepreneurs for some casual coworking....
May 11, 2010 - 23 words,

How is it that Cryptonomicon is $4 in paperback, but $10.99 on Kindle? Someone forget delivery of bits is cheaper? http://j.mp/bU3c93
How is it that Cryptonomicon is $4 in paperback, but $10.99 on Kindle? Someone forget...
May 10, 2010 - 28 words,

Tomorrow is Open Coffee at Tupelo in East Sac. Come join local tech entrepreneurs 9am-nooon.
Tomorrow is Open Coffee at Tupelo in East Sac. Come join local tech entrepreneurs 9am-nooon....
May 10, 2010 - 22 words,

Why do conference bridges always tell you to press # to exit without disconnecting? Is that a common use case for ANYONE?
Why do conference bridges always tell you to press # to exit without disconnecting? Is...
May 6, 2010 - 29 words,

Very nice UI improvements to Yahoo Fantasy Baseball this week. Little touches give the app some polish.
Very nice UI improvements to Yahoo Fantasy Baseball this week. Little touches give the app...
May 5, 2010 - 24 words,

Very cool, sitting in the backyard and an owl flew overhead and perched on a branch not too far away.
Very cool, sitting in the backyard and an owl flew overhead and perched on a...
May 5, 2010 - 27 words,

Another day, another "who should Google buy" story full of companies that Google doesn't need.
Another day, another "who should Google buy" story full of companies that Google doesn’t need....
May 5, 2010 - 22 words,

I think there are more vendors than attendees at Web 2.0 Expo. Several years ago it was the must-attend event. Now it might be dead.
I think there are more vendors than attendees at Web 2.0 Expo. Several years ago...
May 5, 2010 - 32 words,

Bus driver struck up a coversation about the market for Java engineers. Only in SF.
Bus driver struck up a coversation about the market for Java engineers. Only in SF....
May 5, 2010 - 22 words,

The early trains from Sacramento to the bay area are always packed. But the 8:30 train is nearly empty.
The early trains from Sacramento to the bay area are always packed. But the 8:30...
May 5, 2010 - 26 words,

Bought tix today to see Giants vs Dodgers in July with @joshdmorg @brettowens & Dodger fan @aaronklein -- looking forward to it.
Bought tix today to see Giants vs Dodgers in July with @joshdmorg @brettowens & Dodger...
May 4, 2010 - 29 words,

RT @tropo What's the maximum length of a call recording with Tropo? 68 years. Seriously. 2,147,483,647 seconds, to be precise.
RT @tropo What’s the maximum length of a call recording with Tropo? 68 years. Seriously....
May 4, 2010 - 27 words,

Good news is: the broken latch on my bedroom door now locks. Bad news is: now it won't *unlock* and I'm inside.
Good news is: the broken latch on my bedroom door now locks. Bad news is:...
May 3, 2010 - 29 words,

Sacramento tech entrepreneurs: Come meet up with other entrepreneurs at @sacstarts Open Coffee Club at Tupelo Coffee tomorrow until noon.
Sacramento tech entrepreneurs: Come meet up with other entrepreneurs at @sacstarts Open Coffee Club at...
May 3, 2010 - 27 words,

Twitter search seems to be including spell-corrected results. Search for "Tropo" returns posts containing trope and troop.
Twitter search seems to be including spell-corrected results. Search for "Tropo" returns posts containing trope...
May 3, 2010 - 24 words,

I don't remember turning on auto-tweeting of plans from plancast. And yet there it is. Turning that off now.
I don’t remember turning on auto-tweeting of plans from plancast. And yet there it is....
May 3, 2010 - 26 words,

#plan Web 2.0 Expo (San Francisco,CA) Tue, May 4, 2010 http://planca.st/GK
plan Web 2.0 Expo (San Francisco,CA) Tue, May 4, 2010 http://planca.st/GK May 3, 2010 11...
May 3, 2010 - 18 words,

VELEZZZZZ! http://j.mp/9FOfmA
VELEZZZZZ! http://j.mp/9FOfmA Apr 28, 2010 4 :06 via Twitter...
April 28, 2010 - 9 words,

I have my best ideas in the shower. My cleanliness isn't OCD, it's innovation.
I have my best ideas in the shower. My cleanliness isn’t OCD, it’s innovation. Apr...
April 28, 2010 - 21 words,

Version numbers for web applications seem silly. Anyone have blog posts to support or contradict my statement? Love some opinions.
Version numbers for web applications seem silly. Anyone have blog posts to support or contradict...
April 28, 2010 - 27 words,

Hail in Sacramento is a once-every-couple-of-years thing. Unless the year is 2010 apparently.
Hail in Sacramento is a once-every-couple-of-years thing. Unless the year is 2010 apparently. Apr 28,...
April 28, 2010 - 20 words,

CSI is the enemy of all technical sales. Only reinforces that tech can perform magic.
CSI is the enemy of all technical sales. Only reinforces that tech can perform magic....
April 28, 2010 - 22 words,

Not sure what I'm more unhappy with: my dog, whatever she ate this morning, or the Roomba.
Not sure what I’m more unhappy with: my dog, whatever she ate this morning, or...
April 27, 2010 - 24 words,

Also, will they ID paid talks to atendees? Or are people getting suckered into paid pitches?
Also, will they ID paid talks to atendees? Or are people getting suckered into paid...
April 27, 2010 - 23 words,

Maybe the rejection and sponsored talk are unrelated. But if you "didn't have room" for my talk, how do you have room for paid talks?
Maybe the rejection and sponsored talk are unrelated. But if you "didn’t have room" for...
April 27, 2010 - 32 words,

A prominent conference rejected my talk, then later offered to sell me a speaking slot for $8000. No, I will not call out the event.
A prominent conference rejected my talk, then later offered to sell me a speaking slot...
April 27, 2010 - 32 words,

RT @otravers: @akalsey seems nobody has the guts to make a clear choice and pick end users as their end customers vs telcos. But then pe ...
RT @otravers: @akalsey seems nobody has the guts to make a clear choice and pick...
April 27, 2010 - 34 words,

Skype on Android won't work over wifi? Only 3G? That's a very odd choice.
Skype on Android won’t work over wifi? Only 3G? That’s a very odd choice. Apr...
April 27, 2010 - 21 words,

Sitting with @brettowens at Tupelo for a rainy day of casual co-working. Come join us. 5700 Elvas, East Sac. Here until noon.
Sitting with @brettowens at Tupelo for a rainy day of casual co-working. Come join us....
April 27, 2010 - 29 words,

It seems like these days almost every recipe I search for I end up on @simplyrecipes - Made 3 from there tonight. Great job Elise.
It seems like these days almost every recipe I search for I end up on...
April 26, 2010 - 32 words,

Just in case you're in the mood for some indie rock about the large hadron collider (and, honestly, who's not?) http://j.mp/9CpsB0
Just in case you’re in the mood for some indie rock about the large hadron...
April 23, 2010 - 28 words,

Maybe I should find out what Google has in mind for it, first. RT @AaronKlein @akalsey but will it blend?
Maybe I should find out what Google has in mind for it, first. RT @AaronKlein...
April 23, 2010 - 27 words,

Wow, thanks Windows and Adobe http://twitpic.com/1hvimc
Wow, thanks Windows and Adobe http://twitpic.com/1hvimc Apr 23, 2010 4 :44 via Twitter...
April 23, 2010 - 13 words,

"We are pleased to present you with a complimentary..." http://twitpic.com/1hvcjn
"We are pleased to present you with a complimentary..." http://twitpic.com/1hvcjn Apr 23, 2010 4 :22...
April 23, 2010 - 17 words,

You can't have everything. I mean, where would you put it?
You can’t have everything. I mean, where would you put it? Apr 23, 2010 4...
April 23, 2010 - 18 words,

Remind me never to speak when Google is in the next room introducing new APIs. http://twitpic.com/1hkdf4
Remind me never to speak when Google is in the next room introducing new APIs....
April 22, 2010 - 23 words,

If your slides are "confidential proprietary" then why are you showing them to an audience at a conference?
If your slides are "confidential proprietary" then why are you showing them to an audience...
April 22, 2010 - 25 words,

Whew, long week of events. Two conferences and a meetup already. Speaking at Mobile Voice later this morning, then finally home.
Whew, long week of events. Two conferences and a meetup already. Speaking at Mobile Voice...
April 22, 2010 - 28 words,

Note to presenters: Your audience is literate. You don't need to read your slides to us. Either write it or say it, but not both.
Note to presenters: Your audience is literate. You don’t need to read your slides to...
April 21, 2010 - 32 words,

Just watched @jsgoecke show Tropo at SF Ruby @engineyard & now watching a talk on testing.
Just watched @jsgoecke show Tropo at SF Ruby @engineyard & now watching a talk on...
April 21, 2010 - 23 words,

RT @mheadd: My preso from #eComm on #OpenGov and #gov20 is now up on slideshare. Would love to hear thoughts and feedback. http://bit.l ...
RT @mheadd: My preso from #eComm on #OpenGov and #gov20 is now up on slideshare....
April 21, 2010 - 31 words,

Standing room only in @kylebrowning's session on iPhone dev at #drupalcon
Standing room only in @kylebrowning’s session on iPhone dev at #drupalcon Apr 21, 2010 11...
April 21, 2010 - 18 words,

In the PM session at #drupalcon a question on Agile failings. All attendees should read We Tried Baseball... http://j.mp/9Ke2Uz cc: @ccg
In the PM session at #drupalcon a question on Agile failings. All attendees should read...
April 20, 2010 - 28 words,

Hey #drupalcon, allow me to introduce you to the concept of air conditioning.
Hey #drupalcon, allow me to introduce you to the concept of air conditioning. Apr 20,...
April 20, 2010 - 20 words,

After the critter damage, squirrels became the official mascot of IMified bugs. Got a bug? Must be caused by squirrels.
After the critter damage, squirrels became the official mascot of IMified bugs. Got a bug?...
April 20, 2010 - 27 words,

Squirels damaging phone cables mentioned at #ecomm. In the early days of @IMified, we had an outage involving a squirel.
Squirels damaging phone cables mentioned at #ecomm. In the early days of @IMified, we had...
April 20, 2010 - 27 words,

So far #ecomm had avoided the product ad as a session you see at so many events. Then Fonolo changed that.
So far #ecomm had avoided the product ad as a session you see at so...
April 20, 2010 - 28 words,

Parc 55 elevators have two sets of buttons that are backward of each other. http://twitpic.com/1h1x4v http://twitpic.com/1h1x1b
Parc 55 elevators have two sets of buttons that are backward of each other. http://twitpic.com/1h1x4v...
April 20, 2010 - 23 words,

Quote for @danyork at #ecomm: "Reality is what you can get away with."
Quote for @danyork at #ecomm: "Reality is what you can get away with." Apr 19,...
April 19, 2010 - 20 words,

Got a demo last week of http://ring.io - launching today, built on Voxeo tech. Love it when we launch things that I'd use myself.
Got a demo last week of http://ring.io - launching today, built on Voxeo tech. Love...
April 19, 2010 - 31 words,

When giving a presentation, have a plan for tech issues if you have no slides.
When giving a presentation, have a plan for tech issues if you have no slides....
April 19, 2010 - 22 words,

I became the Mayor of Burger King. Does that mean the creepy guy in the mask is going to come after me?
I became the Mayor of Burger King. Does that mean the creepy guy in the...
April 17, 2010 - 29 words,

Chirp isn't all a geekfest. Got to talk some fantasy baseball with @kentgoldman. Okay, maybe that's geeky, too.
Chirp isn’t all a geekfest. Got to talk some fantasy baseball with @kentgoldman. Okay, maybe...
April 15, 2010 - 25 words,

"we all wish XML would go away, but we're stuck with it." - @al3x
"we all wish XML would go away, but we’re stuck with it." - @al3x Apr...
April 15, 2010 - 21 words,

In #chirpscala: infrastructure team: "we make the tweets go"
In #chirpscala: infrastructure team: "we make the tweets go" Apr 15, 2010 2 :33 via...
April 15, 2010 - 16 words,

RT @sacstarts: Congrats to Sacramento's @SocialPing on being featured by Microsoft as startup of the day. http://bit.ly/bNkpot
RT @sacstarts: Congrats to Sacramento’s @SocialPing on being featured by Microsoft as startup of the...
April 15, 2010 - 24 words,

IBISWorld projects 100% hiring growth by VoIP companies over 5 years. http://j.mp/cQ4gxq
IBISWorld projects 100% hiring growth by VoIP companies over 5 years. http://j.mp/cQ4gxq Apr 15, 2010...
April 15, 2010 - 19 words,

Implementing @Anywhere requires your API key match your subdomain. Makes dev and staging servers difficult. Register a key for each?
Implementing @Anywhere requires your API key match your subdomain. Makes dev and staging servers difficult....
April 15, 2010 - 27 words,

It would be useful if dev.twitter.com showed what user I was currently logged in as. #chipqa
It would be useful if dev.twitter.com showed what user I was currently logged in as....
April 15, 2010 - 23 words,

Hotel Drisco is quite nice. Recommended. The view from my room: http://twitpic.com/1fsubd
Hotel Drisco is quite nice. Recommended. The view from my room: http://twitpic.com/1fsubd Apr 15, 2010...
April 15, 2010 - 19 words,

Yesterday Twitter finally showed off their business model. "We'll get 1000 people to pay $500 each for a Twitter conference..."
Yesterday Twitter finally showed off their business model. "We’ll get 1000 people to pay $500...
April 15, 2010 - 27 words,

Finally caught up with the work I missed for the day while at #Chirp. And now I'm too beat to hack on a Twitter idea I have. Tomorrow.
Finally caught up with the work I missed for the day while at #Chirp. And...
April 14, 2010 - 35 words,

Commuter finds issue with freeway sign. 10 years later, Caltrans accepts the patch and commits. http://j.mp/bnAERQ (via @fraying)
Commuter finds issue with freeway sign. 10 years later, Caltrans accepts the patch and commits....
April 14, 2010 - 25 words,

Hunch turned their Ignite talk into an ad for their product. Lame.
Hunch turned their Ignite talk into an ad for their product. Lame. Apr 14, 2010...
April 14, 2010 - 19 words,

Twitter.com is just another Twitter client. Not all features added to site (ie link shortening) will be added to API.
Twitter.com is just another Twitter client. Not all features added to site (ie link shortening)...
April 14, 2010 - 27 words,

Just noticed the #Chirp live video feed coax cable runs under my seat. Thinking of splicing chatroulette into the feed.
Just noticed the #Chirp live video feed coax cable runs under my seat. Thinking of...
April 14, 2010 - 27 words,

RT @jstrellner: Awesome. I just implemented @anywhere into @socialping in about 10 minutes. http://twitpic.com/1fmfww #chirp
RT @jstrellner: Awesome. I just implemented @anywhere into @socialping in about 10 minutes. http://twitpic.com/1fmfww #chirp...
April 14, 2010 - 22 words,

RT @jstrellner: Awesome. I just implemented @anywhere into @socialping in about 10 minutes. http://twitpic.com/1fmfww #chirp
RT @jstrellner: Awesome. I just implemented @anywhere into @socialping in about 10 minutes. http://twitpic.com/1fmfww #chirp...
April 14, 2010 - 22 words,

Twitter anti spam and phishing team largest in the company. Common problem for companies accepting content from the public.
Twitter anti spam and phishing team largest in the company. Common problem for companies accepting...
April 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Twitter anti spam and phishing team largest in the company. Common problem for companies accepting content from the public.
Twitter anti spam and phishing team largest in the company. Common problem for companies accepting...
April 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Twitter commercial accounts are in beta with "a couple of hundred companies".
Twitter commercial accounts are in beta with "a couple of hundred companies". Apr 14, 2010...
April 14, 2010 - 19 words,

Twitter commercial accounts are in beta with "a couple of hundred companies".
Twitter commercial accounts are in beta with "a couple of hundred companies". Apr 14, 2010...
April 14, 2010 - 19 words,

RT @fraying: "Observation: When someone says something is not an ad, it's an ad." @r
RT @fraying: "Observation: When someone says something is not an ad, it’s an ad." @r...
April 14, 2010 - 22 words,

RT @fraying: "Observation: When someone says something is not an ad, it's an ad." @r
RT @fraying: "Observation: When someone says something is not an ad, it’s an ad." @r...
April 14, 2010 - 22 words,

Twitter resonance has both velocity and decay. Same algorithm as trending topics? And is a Twitter memetracker coming, too?
Twitter resonance has both velocity and decay. Same algorithm as trending topics? And is a...
April 14, 2010 - 26 words,

Twitter resonance has both velocity and decay. Same algorithm as trending topics? And is a Twitter memetracker coming, too?
Twitter resonance has both velocity and decay. Same algorithm as trending topics? And is a...
April 14, 2010 - 26 words,

"There was a study by some company that does studies..." - @dickc
"There was a study by some company that does studies..." - @dickc Apr 14, 2010...
April 14, 2010 - 19 words,

Promoted tweets sound a lot like some of the ideas we implemented at Pheedo around RSS. Content as ads. Permalinks. Comments.
Promoted tweets sound a lot like some of the ideas we implemented at Pheedo around...
April 14, 2010 - 28 words,

Ha! @biz says will.i.am's silver bag is where he carries the future.
Ha! @biz says will.i.am’s silver bag is where he carries the future. Apr 14, 2010...
April 14, 2010 - 19 words,

RT @ev: @akalsey we thought about it, but we couldn't figure out how to shorten people
RT @ev: @akalsey we thought about it, but we couldn’t figure out how to shorten...
April 14, 2010 - 23 words,

170 employees at Twitter. Shouldn't they have embraced constraint and stopped at 140? #chirp
170 employees at Twitter. Shouldn’t they have embraced constraint and stopped at 140? #chirp Apr...
April 14, 2010 - 21 words,

170 employees at Twitter. Shouldn't they have embraced constraint and stopped at 140? #chirp
170 employees at Twitter. Shouldn’t they have embraced constraint and stopped at 140? #chirp Apr...
April 14, 2010 - 21 words,

Yahoo's @anywhere demo at #chirp looks like it will create a very annoying tweet stream.
Yahoo’s @anywhere demo at #chirp looks like it will create a very annoying tweet stream....
April 14, 2010 - 22 words,

Twitter is not a lifestream. Your tweet feed should not include every comment you leave on the web or each video you rate. #chirp
Twitter is not a lifestream. Your tweet feed should not include every comment you leave...
April 14, 2010 - 31 words,

.@iAMtherealWill is a fan of agile and MVP. He describes putting his ideas in public to see what people think.
.@iAMtherealWill is a fan of agile and MVP. He describes putting his ideas in public...
April 14, 2010 - 28 words,

Will.i.am carries a purse. And brought it on stage with him at #Chirp
Will.i.am carries a purse. And brought it on stage with him at #Chirp Apr 14,...
April 14, 2010 - 20 words,

Ha! -- "We've been getting into areas people didn't think we would. Making money for instance." - @ev at #Chirp
Ha!—"We’ve been getting into areas people didn’t think we would. Making money for...
April 14, 2010 - 27 words,

Anyone from Sacramento headed to Chirp tomorrow and want a ride? Would love to use the carpool lanes there and back.
Anyone from Sacramento headed to Chirp tomorrow and want a ride? Would love to use...
April 13, 2010 - 28 words,

Woah, hail.
Woah, hail. Apr 12, 2010 4 :27 via Twitter...
April 12, 2010 - 9 words,

The vonage "price cut" email in full. And a Marketer to English translation thereof. http://j.mp/ccWm9h
The vonage "price cut" email in full. And a Marketer to English translation thereof. http://j.mp/ccWm9h...
April 12, 2010 - 22 words,

Vonage adds $0.50/mo for access to 411 service & $0.50/mo for their legal fees. Using telco logic, they call this a price cut.
Vonage adds $0.50/mo for access to 411 service & $0.50/mo for their legal fees. Using...
April 12, 2010 - 30 words,

Okay that demo was seriously cool. Can't wait to talk about it.
Okay that demo was seriously cool. Can’t wait to talk about it. Apr 12, 2010...
April 12, 2010 - 19 words,

Sitting in a demo and I see this in the presenter's screen: http://screencast.com/t/NDczNDBmM Someone could use some inbox zero.
Sitting in a demo and I see this in the presenter’s screen: http://screencast.com/t/NDczNDBmM Someone could...
April 12, 2010 - 26 words,

Quality work by the DMV. I'm glad the government isn't contemplating taking over anything important like healthcare.
Quality work by the DMV. I’m glad the government isn’t contemplating taking over anything important...
April 12, 2010 - 24 words,

DMV has had my renewal paperwork for 3 weeks and haven't processed yet. Next office appt is in one month. Spending rest of today in line.
DMV has had my renewal paperwork for 3 weeks and haven’t processed yet. Next office...
April 12, 2010 - 33 words,

Expanded a bit on my tweets this weekend about Twitter's entry into the desktop client market. http://j.mp/bul2V7
Expanded a bit on my tweets this weekend about Twitter’s entry into the desktop client...
April 12, 2010 - 24 words,

Your food, your pets, your kids, and your fantasy sports team -- all things that only you find interesting.
Your food, your pets, your kids, and your fantasy sports team—all things that...
April 11, 2010 - 26 words,

Looked over Giants promo schedule but didn't see tonight's listed: First 20,000 fans get the flu.
Looked over Giants promo schedule but didn’t see tonight’s listed: First 20,000 fans get the...
April 11, 2010 - 23 words,

So tweetie announces they're Twitter-only forever. How's that bad news for competing apps?
So tweetie announces they’re Twitter-only forever. How’s that bad news for competing apps? Apr 10,...
April 10, 2010 - 20 words,

I hear MS, Yahoo and AOL have IM apps out. Adium, Trillian and others should give up now. I mean, how can they compete?
I hear MS, Yahoo and AOL have IM apps out. Adium, Trillian and others should...
April 10, 2010 - 31 words,

Twitter should keep Tweetie name. "Twitter for iPhone" is so generic. Tweetie is a brand.
Twitter should keep Tweetie name. "Twitter for iPhone" is so generic. Tweetie is a brand....
April 10, 2010 - 22 words,

Why did people choose your Twitter client over Tweetie? That hasn't changed suddenly, so stop freaking out.
Why did people choose your Twitter client over Tweetie? That hasn’t changed suddenly, so stop...
April 10, 2010 - 24 words,

Tonight's selection: Hop Stoopid http://twitpic.com/1egp9s
Tonight’s selection: Hop Stoopid http://twitpic.com/1egp9s Apr 9, 2010 9 :28 via Twitter...
April 9, 2010 - 12 words,

Devs fretting about Tweetie & Twitter: was your product better than Tweetie before? Then keep competing now.
Devs fretting about Tweetie & Twitter: was your product better than Tweetie before? Then keep...
April 9, 2010 - 24 words,

Having the Giants entire roster and coaching staff jog in as a group from center field was a great idea for the home opener.
Having the Giants entire roster and coaching staff jog in as a group from center...
April 9, 2010 - 31 words,

Should the government regulate internships? http://j.mp/aGXlHD
Should the government regulate internships? http://j.mp/aGXlHD Apr 9, 2010 8 :37 via Twitter...
April 9, 2010 - 13 words,

Mmm. Racer 5. http://twitpic.com/1e7izz
Mmm. Racer 5. http://twitpic.com/1e7izz Apr 8, 2010 9 :38 via Twitter...
April 8, 2010 - 11 words,

Airline seats should slide fwd when they recline. Let the recliner lose legroom instead of the passenger behind.
Airline seats should slide fwd when they recline. Let the recliner lose legroom instead of...
April 8, 2010 - 25 words,

Saved by magsafe. Whew.
Saved by magsafe. Whew. Apr 6, 2010 11 :42 via Twitter...
April 6, 2010 - 11 words,

Temple Coffee is roasting in the back now. I love that smell. Reminds me that I need to break out the roasting equipment at home.
Temple Coffee is roasting in the back now. I love that smell. Reminds me that...
April 6, 2010 - 32 words,

RT @sacstarts: Putting together a SacStarts night at the ballpark. Who's in for a weeknight game at the Rivercats?
RT @sacstarts: Putting together a SacStarts night at the ballpark. Who’s in for a weeknight...
April 6, 2010 - 26 words,

Also, while I'm wishing, how about a touchscreen macbook?
Also, while I’m wishing, how about a touchscreen macbook? Apr 6, 2010 9 :47 via...
April 6, 2010 - 16 words,

I need to figure out a way to sync paper to the cloud. Then when I forget my Moleskine (like today) I still have my notes.
I need to figure out a way to sync paper to the cloud. Then when...
April 6, 2010 - 33 words,

The rest of the world is not like you. http://j.mp/c4owOk
The rest of the world is not like you. http://j.mp/c4owOk Apr 5, 2010 2 :44...
April 5, 2010 - 17 words,

Heyward hits a 3 run blast in his first AB. Left the park in a hurry. Unbelievable.
Heyward hits a 3 run blast in his first AB. Left the park in a...
April 5, 2010 - 24 words,

Opening Day! Got my rally cap on already.
Opening Day! Got my rally cap on already. Apr 5, 2010 6 :51 via Twitter...
April 4, 2010 - 15 words,

Very cool. Barcamp Orlando is partially outside. Open Space indeed. http://twitpic.com/1cwfnp
Very cool. Barcamp Orlando is partially outside. Open Space indeed. http://twitpic.com/1cwfnp Apr 3, 2010 7...
April 3, 2010 - 18 words,

Got a presentation for Drupalcon but didn't get your submission in? Attend the Unconference on Apr 18th: http://j.mp/9qgdTn
Got a presentation for Drupalcon but didn’t get your submission in? Attend the Unconference on...
April 2, 2010 - 25 words,

I have two Dodgers on my fantasy team. No one tell @aaronklein or he'll never let me hear the end of it.
I have two Dodgers on my fantasy team. No one tell @aaronklein or he’ll never...
April 1, 2010 - 29 words,

Google announces name change to Topeka. I know it's a joke, but it's STILL a better name than "Bing." http://j.mp/duBCej
Google announces name change to Topeka. I know it’s a joke, but it’s STILL a...
April 1, 2010 - 27 words,

On the ground in Orlando.
On the ground in Orlando. Mar 31, 2010 3 :02 via Twitter...
March 31, 2010 - 12 words,

A customer called at 4:15 am, not knowing what time zone I was in. Good thing I was already up for my flight to Orlando.
A customer called at 4:15 am, not knowing what time zone I was in. Good...
March 30, 2010 - 32 words,

What does it say about me that my AT&T bill shows this month I've used only 150 minutes, 6 SMS, but 4.5GB of data?
What does it say about me that my AT&T bill shows this month I’ve used...
March 30, 2010 - 31 words,

RT @mheadd Small tip for those who created this airline speech-enabled #IVR: DTMF fallback! I'm calling from, you know, an airport..
RT @mheadd Small tip for those who created this airline speech-enabled #IVR: DTMF fallback! I’m...
March 30, 2010 - 28 words,

I'll be in Orlando on Saturday for BarCamp Orlando. http://www.barcamporlando.org/ @Voxeo is a sponsor. Come say hello.
I’ll be in Orlando on Saturday for BarCamp Orlando. http://www.barcamporlando.org/ @Voxeo is a sponsor. Come...
March 29, 2010 - 24 words,

RT @gadgetopia: Every CMS company in the world could benefit from having at least one Drupal expert on staff. There's so much to learn ...
RT @gadgetopia: Every CMS company in the world could benefit from having at least one...
March 28, 2010 - 32 words,

RT @tropo: Thank you! http://tropo.com is sending $10 to everyone who joined #Tropo during Beta. That's a LOT of #PayPal!
RT @tropo: Thank you! http://tropo.com is sending $10 to everyone who joined #Tropo during Beta....
March 26, 2010 - 27 words,

Heading to Coffee Republic for open coworking until 2pm
Heading to Coffee Republic for open coworking until 2pm Mar 25, 2010 12 :20 via...
March 25, 2010 - 16 words,

What I've been up to the last few weeks: Tropo Adds Twitter and goes International http://ow.ly/1qH96
What I’ve been up to the last few weeks: Tropo Adds Twitter and goes International...
March 25, 2010 - 23 words,

Odd, something I tweeted yesterday got posted to Twitter again. Sorry about the double post. I'm really not crying out for attention. Yet.
Odd, something I tweeted yesterday got posted to Twitter again. Sorry about the double post....
March 24, 2010 - 30 words,

"What is GitX? - GitX is a gitk like clone written specifically for OS X Leopard and higher." -- err, so I still don't know what gitx is.
"What is GitX? - GitX is a gitk like clone written specifically for OS X...
March 23, 2010 - 35 words,

I have reached an age where many of the doctors I visit are younger than me.
I have reached an age where many of the doctors I visit are younger than...
March 23, 2010 - 23 words,

Sick kid at home, so I'm skipping @SacStarts coffee today. See you all next week.
Sick kid at home, so I’m skipping @SacStarts coffee today. See you all next week....
March 23, 2010 - 22 words,

RT @jstrellner: @akalsey I think I might be moving near you. Every place I check into, you're the Foursquare mayor.
RT @jstrellner: @akalsey I think I might be moving near you. Every place I check...
March 21, 2010 - 27 words,

Fifteen years ago, at about this time of day, I somehow managed to get the most wonderful woman in the world to say "I do."
Fifteen years ago, at about this time of day, I somehow managed to get the...
March 21, 2010 - 32 words,

Introducing a developer to git. He says, "this might be the most amazing thing I've ever seen on a computer" Indeed.
Introducing a developer to git. He says, "this might be the most amazing thing I’ve...
March 18, 2010 - 28 words,

Nothing like tech problems before a big demo forcing you to stumble through it. I haven't given a presentation that bad since 1st grade.
Nothing like tech problems before a big demo forcing you to stumble through it. I...
March 18, 2010 - 31 words,

#licensehaiku MIT: Use it how you want / Just don't sue us if it breaks / Do whatever you like http://tr.im/SjnN
licensehaiku MIT: Use it how you want / Just don’t sue us if it breaks...
March 17, 2010 - 28 words,

Your audience isn't always at their desk. Make your web app available via voice and text. http://ow.ly/1n8p7
Your audience isn’t always at their desk. Make your web app available via voice and...
March 17, 2010 - 24 words,

Know a web developer? Help them figure out how to reach a larger audience by adding voice, SMS, and IM http://ow.ly/1n8oc
Know a web developer? Help them figure out how to reach a larger audience by...
March 16, 2010 - 28 words,

On Thursday, I'm hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (voice, SMS, & IM) to your web app. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 It's free. Sign up.
On Thursday, I’m hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (voice, SMS, & IM) to...
March 16, 2010 - 30 words,

On Thursday, I'm hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (voice, SMS, & IM) to your web app. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 It's free. Sign up.
On Thursday, I’m hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (voice, SMS, & IM) to...
March 16, 2010 - 30 words,

Uhh, on Thursday. Not Friday. http://j.mp/cwDFf5
Uhh, on Thursday. Not Friday. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 Mar 16, 2010 4 :53 via Twitter...
March 16, 2010 - 13 words,

Uhh, on Thursday. Not Friday. http://j.mp/cwDFf5
Uhh, on Thursday. Not Friday. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 Mar 16, 2010 4 :53 via Twitter...
March 16, 2010 - 13 words,

On Friday I'm hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (Voice, SMS, and IM) to your web app. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 It's Free. Sign up.
On Friday I’m hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (Voice, SMS, and IM) to...
March 16, 2010 - 30 words,

On Friday I'm hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (Voice, SMS, and IM) to your web app. http://j.mp/cwDFf5 It's Free. Sign up.
On Friday I’m hosting a webinar on adding alternate UIs (Voice, SMS, and IM) to...
March 16, 2010 - 30 words,

Who knew there was a term for this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_compliance
Who knew there was a term for this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_compliance Mar 16, 2010 2 :49 via...
March 16, 2010 - 16 words,

Apple store recommend I wipe my laptop and re-install. I stepped outside to make sure I wasn't in the MS store by mistake.
Apple store recommend I wipe my laptop and re-install. I stepped outside to make sure...
March 15, 2010 - 30 words,

I've got a couple of spots left in my fantasy baseball league. Draft is in a few hours. Ping me if you're interested.
I’ve got a couple of spots left in my fantasy baseball league. Draft is in...
March 14, 2010 - 30 words,

RT @tropo: Get Chuck Norris facts call +990009369991429798 on Skype or (773) 828-9968, and here is the script http://bit.ly/bnsi07
RT @tropo: Get Chuck Norris facts call +990009369991429798 on Skype or (773) 828-9968, and here...
March 13, 2010 - 26 words,

Interesting that here at #cloudcamp Cloud = Amazon
Interesting that here at #cloudcamp Cloud = Amazon Mar 13, 2010 10 :32 via Twitter...
March 13, 2010 - 15 words,

RT @tropo: At #Cloudcamp Vancouver? Say hi to Adam Kalsey (@akalsey). He's wearing the black Voxeo shirt and khahkis.
RT @tropo: At #Cloudcamp Vancouver? Say hi to Adam Kalsey (@akalsey). He’s wearing the black...
March 13, 2010 - 27 words,

Canadian roaming with AT&T: $0.79/minute, $16/MB data. Ouch. Hotel free wifi and Skype means I'm able to avoid it mostly.
Canadian roaming with AT&T: $0.79/minute, $16/MB data. Ouch. Hotel free wifi and Skype means I’m...
March 13, 2010 - 27 words,

Flight from SF to Vancouver is full with every hipster that's not at #sxsw.
Flight from SF to Vancouver is full with every hipster that’s not at #sxsw. Mar...
March 12, 2010 - 21 words,

I lost my Ultimate Ears while on vacation. Before I replace them, recommendations for noise blocking earbuds with an iphone mic?
I lost my Ultimate Ears while on vacation. Before I replace them, recommendations for noise...
March 12, 2010 - 28 words,

Flight delayed 3 hours. If only I'd known that before driving 2.5 hours to SFO.
Flight delayed 3 hours. If only I’d known that before driving 2.5 hours to SFO....
March 12, 2010 - 22 words,

The closed captioning on the TV in this restaurant at SFO is in Comic Sans.
The closed captioning on the TV in this restaurant at SFO is in Comic Sans....
March 12, 2010 - 22 words,

Congrats to @chrometa's @brettowens for being named a 40 under 40 finalist by @sacbiz http://j.mp/af9d6b
Congrats to @chrometa’s @brettowens for being named a 40 under 40 finalist by @sacbiz http://j.mp/af9d6b...
March 12, 2010 - 22 words,

RT @troyangrignon room for 30 more people at Vancouver's first #cloudcamp tomorrow. Sign up here; www.cloudcamp.org/vancouver
RT @troyangrignon room for 30 more people at Vancouver’s first #cloudcamp tomorrow. Sign up here;...
March 12, 2010 - 23 words,

On this date 10 years ago, I posted my first blog entry. http://kalsey.com/2000/03/shopping_woes/
On this date 10 years ago, I posted my first blog entry. http://kalsey.com/2000/03/shopping_woes/ Mar 11,...
March 11, 2010 - 20 words,

Some pro athlete named Lebron in Cleveland suspended for 50 games for taking horse steroids. http://tr.im/RuLh
Some pro athlete named Lebron in Cleveland suspended for 50 games for taking horse steroids....
March 11, 2010 - 23 words,

RT @Tropo "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." - Bell's first telephone call 134 years ago today. http://j.mp/9TWvY0
RT @Tropo "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." - Bell’s first telephone...
March 10, 2010 - 28 words,

I'll be at #Cloudcamp Vancouver on Saturday representing @tropo - come by and say hello. http://www.cloudcamp.org/vancouver.
I’ll be at #Cloudcamp Vancouver on Saturday representing @tropo - come by and say hello....
March 10, 2010 - 23 words,

Casual co-working at Tupelo for local tech entrepreneurs today until noon. I've been traveling the last 3 weeks, feels good to be back here.
Casual co-working at Tupelo for local tech entrepreneurs today until noon. I’ve been traveling the...
March 9, 2010 - 31 words,

As a company? 5 accounts that we'd use regularly.
As a company? 5 accounts that we’d use regularly. Mar 8, 2010 11 :28 via...
March 8, 2010 - 16 words,

I'm becoming increasingly annoyed with the need for sleep. It's an odd biological issue that medical science should be able to eliminate.
I’m becoming increasingly annoyed with the need for sleep. It’s an odd biological issue that...
March 8, 2010 - 29 words,

.@sacsteakshop review: Provolone isn't right on a cheese steak. Fries undercooked. Fast service. Good price. Verdict: Fast food cheesesteak
.@sacsteakshop review: Provolone isn’t right on a cheese steak. Fries undercooked. Fast service. Good price....
March 8, 2010 - 27 words,

My wife picked up an old log from the bushes in the back yard and found a nest of baby Northern Rubber Boas. http://j.mp/8X45tO
My wife picked up an old log from the bushes in the back yard and...
March 8, 2010 - 31 words,

Someone posted an elance job to build a Tripit plugin for Activity Stream. http://j.mp/bpGnrS Any takers?
Someone posted an elance job to build a Tripit plugin for Activity Stream. http://j.mp/bpGnrS Any...
March 7, 2010 - 23 words,

RT @tropo Roger Ebert's new voice - http://bit.ly/9oquB9
RT @tropo Roger Ebert’s new voice - http://bit.ly/9oquB9 Mar 5, 2010 11 :08 via Twitter...
March 5, 2010 - 15 words,

DIY Genomics: http://j.mp/ad4fP5 -- Anyone seen my copy of Gene Splicing for Dummies?
DIY Genomics: http://j.mp/ad4fP5—Anyone seen my copy of Gene Splicing for Dummies? Mar 4,...
March 4, 2010 - 20 words,

Love that in this OK Go video, the crew is seen celebrating at the end. Let the humans behind the scenes show through. http://j.mp/94P4OI
Love that in this OK Go video, the crew is seen celebrating at the end....
March 4, 2010 - 31 words,

If you have to include "this is not spam" in your email, chances are the recipient will think it's spam.
If you have to include "this is not spam" in your email, chances are the...
March 3, 2010 - 27 words,

Double ipa tasting for Sac Beer Week at Samuel Horne's. http://twitpic.com/15sjkl
Double ipa tasting for Sac Beer Week at Samuel Horne’s. http://twitpic.com/15sjkl Feb 27, 2010 9...
February 27, 2010 - 18 words,

Heading out to Taylor's soccer game, then off to Sacramento Beer Week and some Double IPA tastings. Tomorrow, a little wine tasting.
Heading out to Taylor’s soccer game, then off to Sacramento Beer Week and some Double...
February 27, 2010 - 29 words,

I spent most of last week in Hawaii at a resort in a tsunami evacuation zone. Crazy to think that place is now deserted. http://j.mp/a9ZYQV
I spent most of last week in Hawaii at a resort in a tsunami evacuation...
February 27, 2010 - 32 words,

We're hiring java and ruby superstars for full-time work in the Bay Area. Work for a great company on hard problems. Contact me.
We’re hiring java and ruby superstars for full-time work in the Bay Area. Work for...
February 27, 2010 - 30 words,

After two weeks on the road, heading home. Orlando to Phoenix to Sacramento. Next week? San Francisco.
After two weeks on the road, heading home. Orlando to Phoenix to Sacramento. Next week?...
February 25, 2010 - 24 words,

New @tropo build just landed on our staging server. Lots of goodies in it. Cant wait to make this public.
New @tropo build just landed on our staging server. Lots of goodies in it. Cant...
February 25, 2010 - 27 words,

RT @ccg: DrupalCon Unconference Sign-up is Live! Free for DCSF attendees (and everyone else) http://sf2010.drupal.org/conference/unconfe ...
RT @ccg: DrupalCon Unconference Sign-up is Live! Free for DCSF attendees (and everyone else) http://sf2010.drupal.org/conference/unconfe...
February 23, 2010 - 23 words,

RT @tropo: If you happen to be around Mountain View on Thursday, come to the Ruby Meetup at Moffett to see us. http://bit.ly/ag8beL
RT @tropo: If you happen to be around Mountain View on Thursday, come to the...
February 22, 2010 - 30 words,

And I mean completely empty. That's my blue bag. Not another person here. Obnoxious and rude. http://twitpic.com/14krd6
And I mean completely empty. That’s my blue bag. Not another person here. Obnoxious and...
February 21, 2010 - 24 words,

In a completely empty airport waiting lounge, why does the woman with the bouncy 8 year old choose to sit right next to me?
In a completely empty airport waiting lounge, why does the woman with the bouncy 8...
February 21, 2010 - 31 words,

Just spent a week completely disconnected in Hawaii. Now less than 24 hours after landing, getting on another plane to Orlando.
Just spent a week completely disconnected in Hawaii. Now less than 24 hours after landing,...
February 21, 2010 - 28 words,

Great day. Coffee with a fellow entrepreneur left me energized. Reading plans for a company I advise, then baseball later.
Great day. Coffee with a fellow entrepreneur left me energized. Reading plans for a company...
February 13, 2010 - 27 words,

I'm not getting Plancast. Someone want to enlighten me on how it's useful?
I’m not getting Plancast. Someone want to enlighten me on how it’s useful? Feb 13,...
February 13, 2010 - 20 words,

RT @voxeo: Voxeo Labs is hiring in the San Francisco Bay Area for work on Tropo and other cool things. Looking for Java and Ruby gurus!
RT @voxeo: Voxeo Labs is hiring in the San Francisco Bay Area for work on...
February 12, 2010 - 33 words,

Two Dramatic Prarie Dog appearances in Super Bowl commercials.
Two Dramatic Prarie Dog appearances in Super Bowl commercials. Feb 7, 2010 6 :52 via...
February 7, 2010 - 16 words,

Roasting up a bunch of coffee. Experimenting with a few blends and different roast profiles. Clearing room for some Kona.
Roasting up a bunch of coffee. Experimenting with a few blends and different roast profiles....
February 4, 2010 - 27 words,

Mixup knocked kalsey.com off the internet for a bit today. Awaiting an email reply from me? I might not have seen it yet. Call if urgent.
Mixup knocked kalsey.com off the internet for a bit today. Awaiting an email reply from...
February 1, 2010 - 33 words,

Must be a record. RT @mheadd Profile on LinkedIn "...has been programming continually since 1989" - really? Fingers tired yet?
Must be a record. RT @mheadd Profile on LinkedIn "...has been programming continually since 1989"...
February 1, 2010 - 27 words,

My cofounder article is on the Hacker News front page thanks to @calebgilbert. Like it? Vote it up. http://j.mp/b9B3hB
My cofounder article is on the Hacker News front page thanks to @calebgilbert. Like it?...
January 31, 2010 - 26 words,

Over at SacStarts: co-founders relationships are built, not created. http://sacstarts.com/2010/01/30/get-co-founder
Over at SacStarts: co-founders relationships are built, not created. http://sacstarts.com/2010/01/30/get-co-founder Jan 30, 2010 2 :29...
January 30, 2010 - 17 words,

RT @Tropo Win an Apple iPad from Tropo - http://bit.ly/9SXxPx
RT @Tropo Win an Apple iPad from Tropo - http://bit.ly/9SXxPx Jan 30, 2010 10 :28...
January 30, 2010 - 17 words,

ShopSavvy's latest update is unbelievably fast. Faster than the scanners stores use. Goodbye redlaser.
ShopSavvy’s latest update is unbelievably fast. Faster than the scanners stores use. Goodbye redlaser. Jan...
January 30, 2010 - 21 words, 1 comment

Answering "how do I find a co-founder?" yet again. You don't "find a co-founder" any more than you "find a wife."
Answering "how do I find a co-founder?" yet again. You don’t "find a co-founder" any...
January 29, 2010 - 28 words,

Much better now. A couple of chapters into Ted Bell's Hawke http://j.mp/9EOhHy and it's very good. A different sort of spy thriller.
Much better now. A couple of chapters into Ted Bell’s Hawke http://j.mp/9EOhHy and it’s very...
January 29, 2010 - 29 words,

Curious design decision of Amazon iPhone app; it doesn't allow me to buy Kindle books and won't even show if a book is available for Kindle.
Curious design decision of Amazon iPhone app; it doesn’t allow me to buy Kindle books...
January 29, 2010 - 33 words,

No wonder this book is full of unexplained backstory. I accidentally bought the fourth in a series.
No wonder this book is full of unexplained backstory. I accidentally bought the fourth in...
January 29, 2010 - 24 words,

Aw, shucks... RT @Lixy_B Ok, so the Twitter Module for Drupal sucks. But the Activity Stream module kicks (_)_)!
Aw, shucks... RT @LixyB Ok, so the Twitter Module for Drupal sucks. But the Activity...
January 27, 2010 - 26 words,

It's @zkalsey's birthday today. He can pick anywhere he'd like to go to dinner. Why am I not surprised that he chose Wing Stop?
It’s @zkalsey’s birthday today. He can pick anywhere he’d like to go to dinner. Why...
January 27, 2010 - 31 words,

RT @tropo: Guest blog post: Detailed code walkthrough by @skram on creating a voice mashup in Ruby with Tropo Web API. http://j.mp/cQ3L2a
RT @tropo: Guest blog post: Detailed code walkthrough by @skram on creating a voice mashup...
January 27, 2010 - 29 words,

RT @SARTA_tech "Investing in Ideas" Thought provoking blog post by Adam Kalsey of @SacStarts. http://bit.ly/5HEK7p
RT @SARTA_tech "Investing in Ideas" Thought provoking blog post by Adam Kalsey of @SacStarts. http://bit.ly/5HEK7p...
January 23, 2010 - 22 words,

Ha! - "what's the hashtag, so I can heckle?" -@davemcclure at #seedcamp
Ha! - "what’s the hashtag, so I can heckle?" -@davemcclure at #seedcamp Jan 21, 2010...
January 21, 2010 - 20 words,

"don't Twitter that please" at seedcamp
"don’t Twitter that please" at seedcamp Jan 21, 2010 10 :29 via Twitter...
January 21, 2010 - 13 words,

So far 2 of the 15 European companies from seedcamp have had American presenters. Not sure it means anything, but surpised me.
So far 2 of the 15 European companies from seedcamp have had American presenters. Not...
January 21, 2010 - 29 words,

With our new release yesterday, it's now even easier to add voice, IM, and SMS to your app. http://tropo.com/ - Love to hear your thoughts
With our new release yesterday, it’s now even easier to add voice, IM, and SMS...
January 20, 2010 - 32 words,

Four emails from recruiters today. Recovery in progress?
Four emails from recruiters today. Recovery in progress? Jan 18, 2010 7 :51 via Twitter...
January 18, 2010 - 15 words,

Some new Activity Stream contributed modules for Drupal. Foursquare, Github, Drupal.org CVS commits. http://j.mp/5Imdty
Some new Activity Stream contributed modules for Drupal. Foursquare, Github, Drupal.org CVS commits. http://j.mp/5Imdty Jan...
January 18, 2010 - 21 words,

Moron enterprise sales guy searched for a company and found my blog. Emailed me, thinking I'm the company. I'm having some fun, playing dumb
Moron enterprise sales guy searched for a company and found my blog. Emailed me, thinking...
January 18, 2010 - 31 words,

One of these sessions is mine. Go vote: RT @voxeo Vote for Voxeo's Enterprise 2.0 sessions. http://tr.im/KNLt Voting ends Wednesday.
One of these sessions is mine. Go vote: RT @voxeo Vote for Voxeo’s Enterprise 2.0...
January 18, 2010 - 27 words,

Britney Spears has a perfume: Circus. I don't think people want to smell like a circus. Or Britney Spears.
Britney Spears has a perfume: Circus. I don’t think people want to smell like a...
January 15, 2010 - 26 words,

Welcome my son @zkalsey to Twitter. All he needs now is followers.
Welcome my son @zkalsey to Twitter. All he needs now is followers. Jan 15, 2010...
January 15, 2010 - 19 words,

FourSquare needs a "I don't know this person. Please make them stop sending me 20 friend requests a day" button.
FourSquare needs a "I don’t know this person. Please make them stop sending me 20...
January 15, 2010 - 27 words,

I love being at a company where the CEO catches technical errors in an engineering standup.
I love being at a company where the CEO catches technical errors in an engineering...
January 14, 2010 - 23 words,

Signed up for a freq flier account online. Booked a flight online. Airline sends freq flier card by mail. Fax & telegram broken?
Signed up for a freq flier account online. Booked a flight online. Airline sends freq...
January 14, 2010 - 30 words,

Surprised that email firms like @constantcontact and @vr4smallbiz don't do transaction emails. Any suggestions?
Surprised that email firms like @constantcontact and @vr4smallbiz don’t do transaction emails. Any suggestions? Jan...
January 14, 2010 - 21 words,

When geese fly in a V formation, one of the sides is always longer than the other. Know why that is? ... That side has more geese in it.
When geese fly in a V formation, one of the sides is always longer than...
January 14, 2010 - 36 words,

Congrats to @AlexanderLaw on the acquisition of his startup TwitJump
Congrats to @AlexanderLaw on the acquisition of his startup TwitJump Jan 14, 2010 9 :13...
January 14, 2010 - 17 words,

RT @kylebrowning: Was bored... added foursquare to Drupal Activitystream module. http://drupal.org/project/activitystream_foursquare #drupal
RT @kylebrowning: Was bored... added foursquare to Drupal Activitystream module. http://drupal.org/project/activitystream_foursquare #drupal Jan 13, 2010...
January 13, 2010 - 19 words,

Google clearly intends to bury Rob in ads: RT @cockerham Google adsense email promises me "even smother integration".
Google clearly intends to bury Rob in ads: RT @cockerham Google adsense email promises me...
January 13, 2010 - 25 words,

Someone should make Internet standards trading cards: "I'll trade you a Roy Fielding for your Tim Bray."
Someone should make Internet standards trading cards: "I’ll trade you a Roy Fielding for your...
January 12, 2010 - 24 words,

After deducting surgery, ambulance, ER, & everything else, Zack's 72 hours in a hospital bed were billed at $1,300 per hour.
After deducting surgery, ambulance, ER, & everything else, Zack’s 72 hours in a hospital bed...
January 12, 2010 - 28 words,

Jokes about Howdy Doody are completely lost on today's 13 year olds.
Jokes about Howdy Doody are completely lost on today’s 13 year olds. Jan 12, 2010...
January 12, 2010 - 19 words,

At Tupelo for Open Coffee. Come join us. 5700 Elvas in East Sacramento.
At Tupelo for Open Coffee. Come join us. 5700 Elvas in East Sacramento. Jan 12,...
January 12, 2010 - 20 words,

Giants sign Huff. If he can return to his pre-'09 numbers, he's a good pickup. But 33 year old infielders rarely improve after a down year.
Giants sign Huff. If he can return to his pre-'09 numbers, he’s a good pickup....
January 10, 2010 - 33 words,

I'm considering building an iPhone app. Someone talk me out of it, quick.
I’m considering building an iPhone app. Someone talk me out of it, quick. Jan 9,...
January 9, 2010 - 20 words,

I know I've seen stats on how long it took corps like MS, Google, Apple, and Yahoo to hit various revenue milestones. Anyone have a link?
I know I’ve seen stats on how long it took corps like MS, Google, Apple,...
January 9, 2010 - 33 words,

RT @sacstarts ioSafe lights drive on fire, submerges, drops 30 ft, and crushes under tractor. Then reads the data. http://bit.ly/7rqNdA
RT @sacstarts ioSafe lights drive on fire, submerges, drops 30 ft, and crushes under tractor....
January 8, 2010 - 27 words,

Sea lions leave California in droves: national news. Businesses leave California in droves: no one blinks
Sea lions leave California in droves: national news. Businesses leave California in droves: no one...
January 7, 2010 - 23 words,

People want to assign some eco or cosmic significance to sea lions leaving SF. I think they were just sick of over taxation.
People want to assign some eco or cosmic significance to sea lions leaving SF. I...
January 7, 2010 - 30 words,

Wow, @unbounce looks great. Easy to create landing pages, A/B testing and optimization. (via @bmann)
Wow, @unbounce looks great. Easy to create landing pages, A/B testing and optimization. (via @bmann)...
January 6, 2010 - 22 words,

RT @soundboy: detailed, transparent post on seomoz's fund-raising process by @randfish http://bit.ly/848yc8
RT @soundboy: detailed, transparent post on seomoz’s fund-raising process by @randfish http://bit.ly/848yc8 Jan 6, 2010...
January 6, 2010 - 19 words,

Thinking of starting a new site: Google Voice Transcription or Mad-Lib?
Thinking of starting a new site: Google Voice Transcription or Mad-Lib? Jan 5, 2010 11...
January 5, 2010 - 18 words,

Discussing copyright & twitter. Twitter says tweets belong to the writer. So do http://twitterspy.com/ and it's ilk infringe?
Discussing copyright & twitter. Twitter says tweets belong to the writer. So do http://twitterspy.com/ and...
January 5, 2010 - 25 words,

Best way to shop at ikea? Find your items online and write down the bin numbers and head straight to the warehouse.
Best way to shop at ikea? Find your items online and write down the bin...
January 3, 2010 - 29 words,

RT @tropo: Want to present your company or product at StartupCamp Telephony? Registration closes Tuesday. http://tr.im/Jmc5
RT @tropo: Want to present your company or product at StartupCamp Telephony? Registration closes Tuesday....
January 3, 2010 - 23 words,

Is Amazon preparing to offer call-center-as-a-service? http://j.mp/6PjrMw
Is Amazon preparing to offer call-center-as-a-service? http://j.mp/6PjrMw Dec 31, 2009 7 :23 via Twitter...
December 31, 2009 - 14 words,

Total cost of Zack's arm injury: $103,000. My out of pocket: $250. Great health insurance. Hope the gov't lets me keep it.
Total cost of Zack’s arm injury: $103,000. My out of pocket: $250. Great health insurance....
December 30, 2009 - 29 words,

The coffee shop's crowded today. Does this guy really need two tables? Really, an entire table for just his mouse?
The coffee shop’s crowded today. Does this guy really need two tables? Really, an entire...
December 29, 2009 - 27 words,

RT @sacstarts: Office closed this week? Perfect opportunity to join us for casual coworking tomorrow at Tupelo. http://j.mp/6hP7Oy
RT @sacstarts: Office closed this week? Perfect opportunity to join us for casual coworking tomorrow...
December 28, 2009 - 25 words,

RT @Sacbiz: Drugstore.com is buying Gold River's SkinStore.com for $36M: http://tinyurl.com/y8jrmr2
RT @Sacbiz: Drugstore.com is buying Gold River’s SkinStore.com for $36M: http://tinyurl.com/y8jrmr2 Dec 28, 2009 5...
December 28, 2009 - 18 words,

I think my wifi router is dying. The Linksys Linux router might end up replacing it. http://bit.ly/4ZlyZv
I think my wifi router is dying. The Linksys Linux router might end up replacing...
December 28, 2009 - 24 words,

Clever! RT @voxeo Manage Google Calendar via phone with Silicon Valet: http://siliconvalet.org/. Made by @egilchri with http://tropo.com
Clever! RT @voxeo Manage Google Calendar via phone with Silicon Valet: http://siliconvalet.org/. Made by @egilchri...
December 28, 2009 - 24 words,

Looks like a good thing I didn't go with a Nook over Kindle: http://tr.im/ILvE Barnes & Noble's servers can't handle the ebook traffic.
Looks like a good thing I didn’t go with a Nook over Kindle: http://tr.im/ILvE Barnes...
December 27, 2009 - 30 words,

Nice idea, Peet's Coffee in Fair Oaks. http://twitpic.com/uqu10
Nice idea, Peet’s Coffee in Fair Oaks. http://twitpic.com/uqu10 Dec 22, 2009 7 :53 via Twitter...
December 22, 2009 - 15 words,

I wondered how the dog would react to the Roomba. Curiosity and mild concern, it seems.
I wondered how the dog would react to the Roomba. Curiosity and mild concern, it...
December 22, 2009 - 23 words,

"You may be still subscribed to other mailing lists." http://tr.im/Inz5 Excuse me, your backups are showing.
"You may be still subscribed to other mailing lists." http://tr.im/Inz5 Excuse me, your backups are...
December 22, 2009 - 23 words,

Discovered by accident that if you plug iPhone earbuds into a macbook, the earbud mic is used for audio in.
Discovered by accident that if you plug iPhone earbuds into a macbook, the earbud mic...
December 21, 2009 - 27 words,

Fixed link: Latest Voice for Web devs post shows how to do voice recognition: http://bit.ly/90wE7u
Fixed link: Latest Voice for Web devs post shows how to do voice recognition: http://bit.ly/90wE7u...
December 21, 2009 - 22 words,

Latest Voice for Web devs post shows how to do voice recognition: http://tr.im/Ihpm 25 lines of code, including detailed comments.
Latest Voice for Web devs post shows how to do voice recognition: http://tr.im/Ihpm 25 lines...
December 21, 2009 - 27 words,

Fandango now has popup ads with LOUD audio on the purchase confirmation page? Annoying your customers. Great idea.
Fandango now has popup ads with LOUD audio on the purchase confirmation page? Annoying your...
December 21, 2009 - 25 words,

RT @TheUrbanHive Only 11 days left to lock in full-time unlmtd #coworking membership as low as $95/mo @theurbanhive ($300 Value)
RT @TheUrbanHive Only 11 days left to lock in full-time unlmtd #coworking membership as low...
December 20, 2009 - 27 words,

It's amazing how good lemons taste right off the tree. Now planning on making a few gallons of limoncello.
It’s amazing how good lemons taste right off the tree. Now planning on making a...
December 20, 2009 - 26 words,

Amazon Prime + Amazon iPhone app is dangerous for impulse shoppers. In my defense, that WAS a good price on a Roomba.
Amazon Prime + Amazon iPhone app is dangerous for impulse shoppers. In my defense, that...
December 20, 2009 - 29 words,

We might win this soccer game. 12-0 at the half.
We might win this soccer game. 12-0 at the half. Dec 19, 2009 7 :01...
December 19, 2009 - 17 words,

The Wikipedia article on Jazz the Transformer http://tr.im/I0nS is as long as that of Jazz Music http://bit.ly/w72d (20 printed pages)
The Wikipedia article on Jazz the Transformer http://tr.im/I0nS is as long as that of Jazz...
December 18, 2009 - 27 words,

I'm going to be @hoppybrewing in an hour for dinner with other Sacramento entrepreneurs. Coming? http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0
I’m going to be @hoppybrewing in an hour for dinner with other Sacramento entrepreneurs. Coming?...
December 17, 2009 - 23 words,

My wife always guesses what her gifts are. Not this year. I'm being sneaky and not buying anything she'd like.
My wife always guesses what her gifts are. Not this year. I’m being sneaky and...
December 17, 2009 - 27 words,

I thought Data Connectors meant well by giving me a free seminar registration. Turns out it's free for everyone & they're just spammers.
I thought Data Connectors meant well by giving me a free seminar registration. Turns out...
December 17, 2009 - 30 words,

A traveling business conference comped me to their registration list last week without asking me. Then sold my name & # to their sponsors.
A traveling business conference comped me to their registration list last week without asking me....
December 17, 2009 - 31 words,

The December startup meetup is only a few hours away. Are you coming? http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0
The December startup meetup is only a few hours away. Are you coming? http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0 Dec...
December 17, 2009 - 21 words,

Q: How should I market this new product? A: Perhaps you could personally visit all 10 people who might be interested in it.
Q: How should I market this new product? A: Perhaps you could personally visit all...
December 17, 2009 - 30 words,

Need to remember that when I schedule a post to publish on the Voxeo blog, it's on eastern time. My 8:30 post went out at 5:30.
Need to remember that when I schedule a post to publish on the Voxeo blog,...
December 17, 2009 - 33 words,

New series on @voxeo blog: VoiceXML for web developers. First two posts: http://tr.im/HUby and http://tr.im/HUbx
New series on @voxeo blog: VoiceXML for web developers. First two posts: http://tr.im/HUby and http://tr.im/HUbx...
December 17, 2009 - 22 words,

Perhaps when giving a demo, you should have a point you get around to mentioning. Or at least a product.
Perhaps when giving a demo, you should have a point you get around to mentioning....
December 16, 2009 - 27 words,

Q: How are going to bring your product to market? Presenter: We have a Facebook fan page. OK then.
Q: How are going to bring your product to market? Presenter: We have a Facebook...
December 16, 2009 - 26 words,

When doing a demo using a mic, you might consider arranging the mic so it's not behind your head while you demo & talk. This guy did not.
When doing a demo using a mic, you might consider arranging the mic so it’s...
December 16, 2009 - 35 words,

In San Francisco for SF New Tech
In San Francisco for SF New Tech Dec 16, 2009 5 :33 via Twitter...
December 16, 2009 - 14 words,

Doubt I'll ever see @comcast refund. Still waiting for promised refund of service charge & downtime credit for outage they caused in June.
Doubt I’ll ever see @comcast refund. Still waiting for promised refund of service charge &...
December 16, 2009 - 30 words,

Also notice @comcast has been charging me $5/mo for modem rental, but I own it. Cust svc says I have to call back in few days for refund.
Also notice @comcast has been charging me $5/mo for modem rental, but I own it....
December 16, 2009 - 35 words,

Oh how do I hate @comcast? Just got a bill for the next month of service I already cancelled.
Oh how do I hate @comcast? Just got a bill for the next month of...
December 16, 2009 - 26 words,

Unintended consequences: LED traffic lights produce no heat. So they don't melt snow & drivers can't see the lights. http://tr.im/HOLb
Unintended consequences: LED traffic lights produce no heat. So they don’t melt snow & drivers...
December 16, 2009 - 27 words,

Just found an interesting Drupal module through a security advisory about it. Marketing through XSS vulnerabilities.
Just found an interesting Drupal module through a security advisory about it. Marketing through XSS...
December 16, 2009 - 23 words,

My day? 2010 planning, queuing up some blog posts, and completing some long-overdue expense reports. Then SF New Tech tonight.
My day? 2010 planning, queuing up some blog posts, and completing some long-overdue expense reports....
December 16, 2009 - 27 words,

RT @sacstarts We're hosting a startup dinner at Hoppy Brewing this week. Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0
RT @sacstarts We’re hosting a startup dinner at Hoppy Brewing this week. Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0...
December 15, 2009 - 22 words,

PVRBlog sale includes 40 hours of @matthowie time. Auction at $4k. Maybe I'll buy it and use the time to have Matt help paint the house.
PVRBlog sale includes 40 hours of @matthowie time. Auction at $4k. Maybe I’ll buy it...
December 14, 2009 - 33 words,

Good backup platform. Recommended. RT @crashplan Get CrashPlan+ for FREE ($60 value) with any unlimited backup plan http://bit.ly/7E03pk
Good backup platform. Recommended. RT @crashplan Get CrashPlan+ for FREE ($60 value) with any unlimited...
December 14, 2009 - 25 words,

Laser printer on Craigslist comes with "Manuel and Power Chord" -- a Hispanic guy playing heavy metal guitar?
Laser printer on Craigslist comes with "Manuel and Power Chord"—a Hispanic guy playing...
December 13, 2009 - 25 words,

Would love to convert some of my paper books to Kindle. @aaronklein says publisher Thomas Nelson does it. Would love others to follow suit.
Would love to convert some of my paper books to Kindle. @aaronklein says publisher Thomas...
December 13, 2009 - 31 words,

RT @sacstarts Signed up yet for our entrepreneur meetup on Dec 17th? Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0
RT @sacstarts Signed up yet for our entrepreneur meetup on Dec 17th? Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0...
December 13, 2009 - 22 words,

Game over, won 8-4
Game over, won 8-4 Dec 13, 2009 7 :17 via Twitter...
December 13, 2009 - 11 words,

First indoor soccer game of the season. Wondering how they get it colder inside this building than outside.
First indoor soccer game of the season. Wondering how they get it colder inside this...
December 13, 2009 - 25 words,

Maybe I should give up flying. American made me check my bag at the gate. Then they lost it.
Maybe I should give up flying. American made me check my bag at the gate....
December 9, 2009 - 26 words,

Nice working dinner with @mbookspan tonight. So far a productive Orlando trip.
Nice working dinner with @mbookspan tonight. So far a productive Orlando trip. Dec 8, 2009...
December 8, 2009 - 19 words,

Late landing in Denver only leaves me 30 minutes to my next flight. Hope there's some food that's quick near the gate.
Late landing in Denver only leaves me 30 minutes to my next flight. Hope there’s...
December 7, 2009 - 29 words,

Made a reservation @hoppybrewing via twitter. They saw I said I was coming next week, said they might be busy & set a reservation for me.
Made a reservation @hoppybrewing via twitter. They saw I said I was coming next week,...
December 7, 2009 - 33 words,

The weather here in sunny California? A little snow overnight. http://twitpic.com/sjho1
The weather here in sunny California? A little snow overnight. http://twitpic.com/sjho1 Dec 7, 2009 7...
December 6, 2009 - 18 words,

Seriously, the moving company won't move plants because they don't want to dirty the truck? And they couldn't have told me this in advance?
Seriously, the moving company won’t move plants because they don’t want to dirty the truck?...
December 5, 2009 - 31 words,

Anyone from Sacramento going to SF New Tech on 12/16? Thinking of going and interested in carpooling.
Anyone from Sacramento going to SF New Tech on 12/16? Thinking of going and interested...
December 4, 2009 - 24 words,

Trying Google Mobile Analytics and my code wasn't working. Discovered it's a bug in the lib I downloaded from Google.
Trying Google Mobile Analytics and my code wasn’t working. Discovered it’s a bug in the...
December 3, 2009 - 27 words, 2 comments

Excited about my new role at Voxeo. http://tr.im/GxZv What can we do to better help developers?
Excited about my new role at Voxeo. http://tr.im/GxZv What can we do to better help...
December 3, 2009 - 23 words,

Now that Comcast owns NBC, will subscribers find that competing networks have worse pictures? They do it with the Internet, why not TV?
Now that Comcast owns NBC, will subscribers find that competing networks have worse pictures? They...
December 3, 2009 - 30 words,

I keep wanting to swipe and pinch zoom on my Kindle. The iPhone multitouch has spoiled me.
I keep wanting to swipe and pinch zoom on my Kindle. The iPhone multitouch has...
December 2, 2009 - 24 words,

Was describing the Kindle's e-Ink to Zack. Like an etch-a-sketch, but electronic and more detailed, he says. Great analogy.
Was describing the Kindle’s e-Ink to Zack. Like an etch-a-sketch, but electronic and more detailed,...
December 2, 2009 - 26 words,

Waiting for FedEx. It's also garbage day. The telltale squeal of delivery truck brakes is being impersonated by the garbage trucks.
Waiting for FedEx. It’s also garbage day. The telltale squeal of delivery truck brakes is...
December 2, 2009 - 28 words,

Amazon Prime changes the way you think about shopping. Placed 6 orders in the last 2 days, including one while standing in another store.
Amazon Prime changes the way you think about shopping. Placed 6 orders in the last...
December 1, 2009 - 31 words,

I can now get internet service from someone other than Comcast. Gleefully canceling this awful connection.
I can now get internet service from someone other than Comcast. Gleefully canceling this awful...
December 1, 2009 - 23 words,

Stories on @square say iphone and android compatible. One of the photos shows it being used on an iPod Touch. http://tr.im/GmE6
Stories on @square say iphone and android compatible. One of the photos shows it being...
December 1, 2009 - 28 words,

Trip to Orlando booked for next week. It's a quick one. In late Monday night, back Wednesday evening.
Trip to Orlando booked for next week. It’s a quick one. In late Monday night,...
December 1, 2009 - 25 words,

RT @sacstarts December startup meetup at Hoppy Brewing, December 17th. Details/RSVP at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0
RT @sacstarts December startup meetup at Hoppy Brewing, December 17th. Details/RSVP at http://sacstarts.com/click/58399/0 Dec 1,...
December 1, 2009 - 20 words,

Great stuff. Take credit cards with your mobile phone complete with receipts, and card swipes. http://squareup.com/
Great stuff. Take credit cards with your mobile phone complete with receipts, and card swipes....
December 1, 2009 - 23 words,

Making plans for a quick trip to Orlando for a couple of days next week.
Making plans for a quick trip to Orlando for a couple of days next week....
November 30, 2009 - 22 words,

I couldn't get through 100 pages of Atlas Shrugged when I was 17. Reading it now I find I can't put it down.
I couldn’t get through 100 pages of Atlas Shrugged when I was 17. Reading it...
November 30, 2009 - 30 words,

And yes, I know that kills the point of the contests for the marketers. Unintended bonus, I guess.
And yes, I know that kills the point of the contests for the marketers. Unintended...
November 30, 2009 - 25 words,

If you feel the need to enter a retweet contest, you can always create a second account so we don't all have to hear about it.
If you feel the need to enter a retweet contest, you can always create a...
November 30, 2009 - 33 words,

The fun part about working with people on the East Coast and in Germany? Scheduling meetings. 7:30am it is.
The fun part about working with people on the East Coast and in Germany? Scheduling...
November 29, 2009 - 26 words,

If I order WWGD on my Kindle, can I get @jeffjarvis to digitally sign it? http://tr.im/G986
If I order WWGD on my Kindle, can I get @jeffjarvis to digitally sign it?...
November 29, 2009 - 23 words,

I love the idea of syncing my reading, with current page, between the Kindle and my iPhone. Wait time instantly becomes reading time.
I love the idea of syncing my reading, with current page, between the Kindle and...
November 29, 2009 - 30 words,

Was going to buy a friend's unused Kindle. Then they announced PDF support so he decided to keep it. Heard similar stories from others.
Was going to buy a friend’s unused Kindle. Then they announced PDF support so he...
November 29, 2009 - 31 words,

I'm going to start asking cashiers for their zip codes. With a pad and pen ready to record their responses.
I’m going to start asking cashiers for their zip codes. With a pad and pen...
November 28, 2009 - 27 words,

Facebook comment notification emails would be more useful if they contained the post the comment was on. Context, people.
Facebook comment notification emails would be more useful if they contained the post the comment...
November 24, 2009 - 26 words,

Facebook's new feature to reply to comments by email has me replying to more comments now. I wonder if it's boosting commenting in general
Facebook’s new feature to reply to comments by email has me replying to more comments...
November 24, 2009 - 31 words,

The fact there's a tool to strip DRM from the Kindle books appeals to me. The new PDF support nearly seals the deal.
The fact there’s a tool to strip DRM from the Kindle books appeals to me....
November 24, 2009 - 30 words,

Anyone in Sacramento have a Kindle 2 that I could take a look at? I'd really like to handle one before ordering it.
Anyone in Sacramento have a Kindle 2 that I could take a look at? I’d...
November 24, 2009 - 30 words,

Planning on buying a Nook when released next week, but now shipping delayed until January. Sorry @eBooksBN will be buying Kindle instead.
Planning on buying a Nook when released next week, but now shipping delayed until January....
November 24, 2009 - 29 words,

Ladies, if you have to sit with 2 friends discussing whether you should dump your boyfriend, you already know the answer.
Ladies, if you have to sit with 2 friends discussing whether you should dump your...
November 23, 2009 - 28 words,

Great story. Read the comment, "This story is mostly true, although it's not quite how I remember it." http://ow.ly/F2WM
Great story. Read the comment, "This story is mostly true, although it’s not quite how...
November 23, 2009 - 26 words,

SacStarts coffee tomorrow. Bring a laptop and work among other entrepreneurs. http://ow.ly/F2KM Newcomers welcome.
SacStarts coffee tomorrow. Bring a laptop and work among other entrepreneurs. http://ow.ly/F2KM Newcomers welcome. Nov...
November 23, 2009 - 21 words,

Dog went in for shots today. Called vet to ask if her eyes should be all swollen. "Bring her right in." Uh oh.
Dog went in for shots today. Called vet to ask if her eyes should be...
November 23, 2009 - 30 words,

Doctor wants my son to move his fingers and thumbs a lot. So she ordered him to play video games.
Doctor wants my son to move his fingers and thumbs a lot. So she ordered...
November 23, 2009 - 27 words,

I used shaving soap and a badger brush this morning to shave. Loving the results.
I used shaving soap and a badger brush this morning to shave. Loving the results....
November 23, 2009 - 22 words,

That was a fantastic goal. Incredible ball by Beckham.
That was a fantastic goal. Incredible ball by Beckham. Nov 22, 2009 6 :48 via...
November 22, 2009 - 16 words,

Off to Apple Hill for the afternoon.
Off to Apple Hill for the afternoon. Nov 22, 2009 12 :34 via Twitter...
November 22, 2009 - 14 words,

Actually, most of my @sacstarts tweets aren't specific to Sacramento. Tech startup founders anywhere will enjoy them.
Actually, most of my @sacstarts tweets aren’t specific to Sacramento. Tech startup founders anywhere will...
November 21, 2009 - 24 words,

In Sacramento & interested in tech startups? You should be following @sacstarts. 3-4 links a day to startup news and advice.
In Sacramento & interested in tech startups? You should be following @sacstarts. 3-4 links a...
November 21, 2009 - 28 words,

(via @danyork) rt @cwood: "There are two kinds of startups: those born in PowerPoint and those born in an IDE. One of them sucks."
(via @danyork) rt @cwood: "There are two kinds of startups: those born in PowerPoint and...
November 21, 2009 - 31 words,

At Oilstop getting an oil change and some of the best customer service ever.
At Oilstop getting an oil change and some of the best customer service ever. Nov...
November 21, 2009 - 21 words,

Zack just announced from the other room, "We're going to need more zombies." I'm hoping he's talking about a video game.
Zack just announced from the other room, "We’re going to need more zombies." I’m hoping...
November 20, 2009 - 28 words,

Following the Delicious Popular list for "productivity" might be about the biggest time-sink you could have. http://tr.im/FoJu
Following the Delicious Popular list for "productivity" might be about the biggest time-sink you could...
November 20, 2009 - 24 words,

How accessible is the new Twilight movie? Will I understand it if I'm not a 12 year old girl?
How accessible is the new Twilight movie? Will I understand it if I’m not a...
November 20, 2009 - 26 words,

I have iLocalis syncing with foursquare & brightkite. Any time my phone is within 100 yards of one of my locations, I auto check in.
I have iLocalis syncing with foursquare & brightkite. Any time my phone is within 100...
November 20, 2009 - 32 words,

Odd. Some Foursquare friend requests have full names. Some have last initial only.
Odd. Some Foursquare friend requests have full names. Some have last initial only. Nov 20,...
November 20, 2009 - 20 words,

Foursquare hides last names for non-friends for privacy. But if I send a request, I'm giving up that anonymity. 4sq doesn't recognize that.
Foursquare hides last names for non-friends for privacy. But if I send a request, I’m...
November 20, 2009 - 30 words,

Foursquare's friend requests are useless. "Joe M. in SF" wants to be my friend? How about a full name so I can tell who that is?
Foursquare’s friend requests are useless. "Joe M. in SF" wants to be my friend? How...
November 20, 2009 - 33 words,

Fandango is now playing audio ads in popups. That might be the last time I use Fandango.
Fandango is now playing audio ads in popups. That might be the last time I...
November 19, 2009 - 24 words,

Wonder where Foursquare gets business data. There's a restaurant listed nearby that closed 10 years ago.
Wonder where Foursquare gets business data. There’s a restaurant listed nearby that closed 10 years...
November 19, 2009 - 23 words,

Ah, you can link foursquare to Twitter w/o spamming your tweet stream. Makes it easy to find me at least. I'm here: http://tr.im/Fkfs
Ah, you can link foursquare to Twitter w/o spamming your tweet stream. Makes it easy...
November 19, 2009 - 30 words,

I won't be linking Foursquare to Twitter, because that's obnoxious. But you can add me directly if you'd like.
I won’t be linking Foursquare to Twitter, because that’s obnoxious. But you can add me...
November 19, 2009 - 26 words,

RT @sacstarts Prepare for a flood of Twitter spam. Foursquare has added Sacramento to it supported cities. http://ow.ly/DOZZ
RT @sacstarts Prepare for a flood of Twitter spam. Foursquare has added Sacramento to it...
November 19, 2009 - 25 words,

Wow, I'm surprised. Expected a Carpenter win. RT @extrabaggs #sfgiants Giants' Lincecum wins second NL Cy Young Award http://bit.ly/10FyMS
Wow, I’m surprised. Expected a Carpenter win. RT @extrabaggs #sfgiants Giants' Lincecum wins second NL...
November 19, 2009 - 26 words,

Proof we are doomed as a society: http://twitpic.com/q1663
Proof we are doomed as a society: http://twitpic.com/q1663 Nov 18, 2009 2 :32 via Twitter...
November 18, 2009 - 15 words,

Drinking my last Sac-Squatch from @sacbrew. http://twitpic.com/pxs21
Drinking my last Sac-Squatch from @sacbrew. http://twitpic.com/pxs21 Nov 17, 2009 6 :11 via Twitter...
November 17, 2009 - 14 words,

Everyone thinks their kid is above average, but nearly half of all children are below average.
Everyone thinks their kid is above average, but nearly half of all children are below...
November 17, 2009 - 23 words,

Thanks for all the concern and well wishes for Zack the last few days. He's home and doing well now.
Thanks for all the concern and well wishes for Zack the last few days. He’s...
November 17, 2009 - 27 words,

We're going home!
We’re going home! Nov 16, 2009 5 :56 via Twitter...
November 16, 2009 - 10 words,

I won't be at @SacStarts coffee tomorrow. I'll be staying home with my son. Should be good for next week, though.
I won’t be at @SacStarts coffee tomorrow. I’ll be staying home with my son. Should...
November 16, 2009 - 28 words,

Zack's recovery going well. He may get to go home tonight.
Zack’s recovery going well. He may get to go home tonight. Nov 16, 2009 9...
November 16, 2009 - 18 words,

And if you must know, the dream was Airwolf vs Top Gun. And yes, it was as awesome as it sounds.
And if you must know, the dream was Airwolf vs Top Gun. And yes, it...
November 15, 2009 - 28 words,

I had a dream in which the Airwolf theme was playing. So I present to you the Airwolf opening credits: http://tr.im/F2SX
I had a dream in which the Airwolf theme was playing. So I present to...
November 15, 2009 - 28 words,

Now I know why the hospital room is so nice. It's the VIP suite used for pro athletes & the governor.
Now I know why the hospital room is so nice. It’s the VIP suite used...
November 15, 2009 - 28 words,

Zack's out of surgery, everything's fine. Surgeon said it was a very easy procedure.
Zack’s out of surgery, everything’s fine. Surgeon said it was a very easy procedure. Nov...
November 15, 2009 - 21 words,

The hospital has wifi. Thanks to my wonderful wife for fetching my laptop for me. At least we won't be bored here.
The hospital has wifi. Thanks to my wonderful wife for fetching my laptop for me....
November 14, 2009 - 29 words,

What hasn't worried me at the hospital today? The cost, thanks to great benefits from @Voxeo. And we're hiring. http://tr.im/EZam
What hasn’t worried me at the hospital today? The cost, thanks to great benefits from...
November 14, 2009 - 27 words,

This room at UC Davis Med Center is nicer than many hotels I've stayed at in the past. Huge private 14th floor corner room with a view.
This room at UC Davis Med Center is nicer than many hotels I’ve stayed at...
November 14, 2009 - 34 words,

Zack has surgery tomorrow. Plate in the elbow and pins in the wrist. Staying overnight at the hospital with him.
Zack has surgery tomorrow. Plate in the elbow and pins in the wrist. Staying overnight...
November 14, 2009 - 27 words,

For those asking, son fell off a ten foot cliff, broke his arm in several places, dislocated joints.
For those asking, son fell off a ten foot cliff, broke his arm in several...
November 14, 2009 - 25 words,

Amazing how much faster the emergency room is when you arrive in an ambulance.
Amazing how much faster the emergency room is when you arrive in an ambulance. Nov...
November 14, 2009 - 21 words,

RT @sacstarts Great story on how over-engineering a treehouse resulted in a product no one uses. http://ow.ly/Buq2
RT @sacstarts Great story on how over-engineering a treehouse resulted in a product no one...
November 13, 2009 - 24 words,

This morning we announced a $9 million round of funding. http://tr.im/ETSO
This morning we announced a $9 million round of funding. http://tr.im/ETSO Nov 13, 2009 10...
November 13, 2009 - 18 words,

Surewest's DVR FAQ: "Watch 1 program while recording 2 others as long as the 1 you are watching is 1 of the 2 being recorded."
Surewest’s DVR FAQ: "Watch 1 program while recording 2 others as long as the 1...
November 12, 2009 - 32 words,

I'm going to call a meeting so that we can plan a meeting to get to the bottom of why productivity is slowing down.
I’m going to call a meeting so that we can plan a meeting to get...
November 12, 2009 - 31 words,

Product management tip for engineers: The way *you* use a computer is abnormal. Real people are different.
Product management tip for engineers: The way you use a computer is abnormal. Real people...
November 12, 2009 - 24 words,

The Progressive Insurance commercials almost make me want to get their insurance.
The Progressive Insurance commercials almost make me want to get their insurance. Nov 11, 2009...
November 11, 2009 - 19 words,

Contractor: We've been doing work the last few weeks in your neighborhood... Me: Why would I hire someone who lies to me?
Contractor: We’ve been doing work the last few weeks in your neighborhood... Me: Why would...
November 11, 2009 - 29 words,

The "No Soliciting" sign on my door isn't working. Thinking of adding "Trespassers Will Be Shot" below it.
The "No Soliciting" sign on my door isn’t working. Thinking of adding "Trespassers Will Be...
November 11, 2009 - 25 words,

Heard that a little bit of brandy helps teething pain in babies. Seems to work. A few sips and his crying stopped.
Heard that a little bit of brandy helps teething pain in babies. Seems to work....
November 11, 2009 - 29 words,

RT @gewsacramento 5days LEFT From the man taking his co. to Fortune to the lady making it to O Mag & The Apprentice. http://bit.ly/1WixqK
RT @gewsacramento 5days LEFT From the man taking his co. to Fortune to the lady...
November 11, 2009 - 31 words,

When I was first learning to cook, I didn't know the difference between a clove of garlic and a head of garlic. Sorry about that.
When I was first learning to cook, I didn’t know the difference between a clove...
November 11, 2009 - 32 words,

Wow. Lost my American Express card, called them and new one here tomorrow. Took less than 5 minutes. Nice work.
Wow. Lost my American Express card, called them and new one here tomorrow. Took less...
November 11, 2009 - 27 words,

I think Wikipedia might be a plot to keep the pedantic busy so they're unable to rise to power.
I think Wikipedia might be a plot to keep the pedantic busy so they’re unable...
November 10, 2009 - 26 words,

Gmail feature idea: link to message, with privacy options (allow public, allow only me). Would help me turn messages into todo items.
Gmail feature idea: link to message, with privacy options (allow public, allow only me). Would...
November 10, 2009 - 29 words,

Bring your laptop and work alongside other local entrepreneurs. 8am-noon tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee. 5700 Elvas in East Sacramento.
Bring your laptop and work alongside other local entrepreneurs. 8am-noon tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee. 5700...
November 9, 2009 - 26 words,

RT @sacstarts - Weekly startup meetup and casual co-working tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee, 5700 Elvas, East Sac, 8am-noon.
RT @sacstarts - Weekly startup meetup and casual co-working tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee, 5700 Elvas,...
November 9, 2009 - 25 words,

On Scramble, "retweeted" is a word, but "Italians" is not.
On Scramble, "retweeted" is a word, but "Italians" is not. Nov 6, 2009 4 :07...
November 6, 2009 - 17 words,

House music podcasts and noise canceling headphones are perhaps the greatest invention for people working from coffee shops.
House music podcasts and noise canceling headphones are perhaps the greatest invention for people working...
November 6, 2009 - 25 words,

That fake blood looked great all over the driveway last week. Not so much this week. Anyone have a pressure washer I can borrow?
That fake blood looked great all over the driveway last week. Not so much this...
November 6, 2009 - 31 words,

I hate choosing gifts for friend's kids. Never know the right size. How heavy a handgun do you figure a 3 year old can handle?
I hate choosing gifts for friend’s kids. Never know the right size. How heavy a...
November 5, 2009 - 32 words,

LORD Lives! http://lord.lordlegacy.com/
LORD Lives! http://lord.lordlegacy.com/ Nov 4, 2009 12 :42 via Twitter...
November 4, 2009 - 10 words,

A watched pot never boils. Especially when you forget to turn the stove on.
A watched pot never boils. Especially when you forget to turn the stove on. Nov...
November 4, 2009 - 21 words,

I wonder if my dog will ever learn she'd have a much better shot at catching the squirrel if she'd stop barking as she chased.
I wonder if my dog will ever learn she’d have a much better shot at...
November 4, 2009 - 32 words,

I just included the phrase "running amok" in a software spec. More software should include provisions for this condition.
I just included the phrase "running amok" in a software spec. More software should include...
November 3, 2009 - 26 words,

Seems if you use bit.ly to link to tr.im (as I just did accidentally), bit.ly flags the link as spam. The correct link http://tr.im/E2Rt
Seems if you use bit.ly to link to tr.im (as I just did accidentally), bit.ly...
November 3, 2009 - 31 words,

http://bit.ly/3Fberv
http://bit.ly/3Fberv Nov 3, 2009 10 :31 via Twitter...
November 3, 2009 - 8 words,

Sacramento entrepreneur? Startup co-working tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee in East Sacramento. http://tr.im/DYNs Drop by.
Sacramento entrepreneur? Startup co-working tomorrow at Tupelo Coffee in East Sacramento. http://tr.im/DYNs Drop by. Nov...
November 2, 2009 - 21 words,

Apparently Fair Oaks is now a bananna republic. The power's out AGAIN, this time with no storm to blame it on.
Apparently Fair Oaks is now a bananna republic. The power’s out AGAIN, this time with...
November 2, 2009 - 28 words,

Heading to the SacStarts dinner. Not too late to join us. http://tr.im/DRsV
Heading to the SacStarts dinner. Not too late to join us. http://tr.im/DRsV Nov 1, 2009...
November 1, 2009 - 19 words,

I have several fog machines. One was bought for around $100 before they were common. Guess which one still works?
I have several fog machines. One was bought for around $100 before they were common....
November 1, 2009 - 27 words,

After an hour of scrubbing, I have the cleanest driveway in the neighborhood. You know, except for the bloodstains.
After an hour of scrubbing, I have the cleanest driveway in the neighborhood. You know,...
November 1, 2009 - 26 words,

Bought $0.99 latex gloves & Target gave me a gift receipt. Thinking of pretending they were a crappy gift & returning them.
Bought $0.99 latex gloves & Target gave me a gift receipt. Thinking of pretending they...
October 31, 2009 - 29 words,

Now I get to clean a gallon of stage blood off the driveway. Or maybe I'll just leave it there to scare off solicitors.
Now I get to clean a gallon of stage blood off the driveway. Or maybe...
October 31, 2009 - 31 words,

Apparently Rite Aid is the only place on Earth that doesn't have their Halloween candy on sale.
Apparently Rite Aid is the only place on Earth that doesn’t have their Halloween candy...
October 31, 2009 - 24 words,

Out of candy. Emergency run to Rite Aid is in order.
Out of candy. Emergency run to Rite Aid is in order. Oct 31, 2009 8...
October 31, 2009 - 18 words,

Also creepy as a Halloween decoration: full trash bags dripping with blood.
Also creepy as a Halloween decoration: full trash bags dripping with blood. Oct 31, 2009...
October 31, 2009 - 19 words,

Some pics of my house. http://yfrog.com/75l9njj http://yfrog.com/77kz2dj
Some pics of my house. http://yfrog.com/75l9njj http://yfrog.com/77kz2dj Oct 31, 2009 8 :01 via Twitter...
October 31, 2009 - 14 words,

In every neighborhood there's one house that goes overboard for Halloween. I am that house.
In every neighborhood there’s one house that goes overboard for Halloween. I am that house....
October 31, 2009 - 22 words,

You know what's a really creepy halloween prop? Power tools with fake blood spattered on them.
You know what’s a really creepy halloween prop? Power tools with fake blood spattered on...
October 31, 2009 - 23 words,

Family's away for the weekend. Anyone up for dinner tonight?
Family’s away for the weekend. Anyone up for dinner tonight? Oct 30, 2009 4 :47...
October 30, 2009 - 17 words,

I was thinking of creating an xmpp list, then I see that @bear already has one: @bear/xmpp
I was thinking of creating an xmpp list, then I see that @bear already has...
October 30, 2009 - 24 words,

Asked my wife what she wanted from the coffee place. "Surprise me." After 15 years, you'd think she'd know better.
Asked my wife what she wanted from the coffee place. "Surprise me." After 15 years,...
October 30, 2009 - 27 words,

Unfortunately, my wife nixed my plans for a Jack o Lantern with three foot flames shooting from its head.
Unfortunately, my wife nixed my plans for a Jack o Lantern with three foot flames...
October 29, 2009 - 26 words,

Any twitter clients with a filter? I'd like to define stopwords that keep a tweet from appearing. "Foursquare", for instance.
Any twitter clients with a filter? I’d like to define stopwords that keep a tweet...
October 29, 2009 - 27 words,

Was there any doubt that Victorino is evil? http://yfrog.com/j3pvvj
Was there any doubt that Victorino is evil? http://yfrog.com/j3pvvj Oct 28, 2009 8 :19 via...
October 28, 2009 - 16 words,

RT @sacstarts Sacramento's Startup Meetup, Sunday night at Jack's Urban Eats in Gold River. http://ow.ly/xcWw
RT @sacstarts Sacramento’s Startup Meetup, Sunday night at Jack’s Urban Eats in Gold River. http://ow.ly/xcWw...
October 28, 2009 - 22 words,

For halloween I'm going to stay home with a pizza and some beer and scare small kids. You know, like I do every Saturday night.
For halloween I’m going to stay home with a pizza and some beer and scare...
October 28, 2009 - 32 words,

Twice in 12 hours, the power co has knocked on the door to tell me my backyard tree is causing power outages. I have no backyard trees.
Twice in 12 hours, the power co has knocked on the door to tell me...
October 28, 2009 - 34 words,

In a rare display of planning ahead, I've scheduled next month's SacStarts dinner before this month's has even happened. http://tr.im/DhGk
In a rare display of planning ahead, I’ve scheduled next month’s SacStarts dinner before this...
October 27, 2009 - 27 words,

Power's been out at home for nearly 4 hours. Power company estimates another 4 hours to fix.
Power’s been out at home for nearly 4 hours. Power company estimates another 4 hours...
October 27, 2009 - 24 words,

RT @voxeo Emerging Tech Talk #38 – Ted Gilchrist about location-based mashups using Tropo, IMified and Brightkite http://bit.ly/pWDMZ
RT @voxeo Emerging Tech Talk #38 - Ted Gilchrist about location-based mashups using Tropo, IMified...
October 27, 2009 - 25 words,

Almost at Tupelo and realize I forgot my wallet. Be there in 30 minutes.
Almost at Tupelo and realize I forgot my wallet. Be there in 30 minutes. Oct...
October 27, 2009 - 21 words,

I'll be at Open Coffee around 9:30 instead of the usual 8am.
I’ll be at Open Coffee around 9:30 instead of the usual 8am. Oct 27, 2009...
October 27, 2009 - 19 words,

Was up for a couple of hours at 2am cleaning up my skunked dog. So that was fun.
Was up for a couple of hours at 2am cleaning up my skunked dog. So...
October 27, 2009 - 25 words,

You'd think that being sprayed by a skunk a few weeks ago would keep my dog from chasing them again.
You’d think that being sprayed by a skunk a few weeks ago would keep my...
October 27, 2009 - 27 words,

Halloween's just around the corner. I have a big list of Jack-O-Lantern designs and resources at http://tr.im/DaWe
Halloween’s just around the corner. I have a big list of Jack-O-Lantern designs and resources...
October 26, 2009 - 24 words,

Nice looking task management app built on AIR. http://doit.im/ Windows users with Things ( http://ow.ly/wIam) envy should have a look.
Nice looking task management app built on AIR. http://doit.im/ Windows users with Things ( http://ow.ly/wIam)...
October 26, 2009 - 27 words,

Casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee tomorrow. Grab your laptop and some coffee and work with like-minded locals. http://ow.ly/wGmI
Casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee tomorrow. Grab your laptop and some coffee and work with...
October 26, 2009 - 25 words,

RT @sacstarts Sacramento entrepreneurs and startups, meet up for dinner Sunday night. Details at http://tr.im/D8r0
RT @sacstarts Sacramento entrepreneurs and startups, meet up for dinner Sunday night. Details at http://tr.im/D8r0...
October 26, 2009 - 22 words,

A priest, an astronaut and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, "is this some kind of joke?"
A priest, an astronaut and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks them,...
October 23, 2009 - 28 words,

At Marie Calendars for dinner with Zack. We might be the only two people here under the age of 75.
At Marie Calendars for dinner with Zack. We might be the only two people here...
October 23, 2009 - 27 words, 1 comment

People say to live each day as if it's your last. That's a horrible idea. Who wants to spend every day waiting for death?
People say to live each day as if it’s your last. That’s a horrible idea....
October 23, 2009 - 31 words,

The used mobile phone my son bought on eBay came preloaded with nude photos of the previous owner.
The used mobile phone my son bought on eBay came preloaded with nude photos of...
October 22, 2009 - 25 words,

I'll be there until noon. (RT @chaupt Coffee Republic #coworking day in Folsom. I hope to be down there between 10-2. )
I’ll be there until noon. (RT @chaupt Coffee Republic #coworking day in Folsom. I hope...
October 22, 2009 - 29 words,

The Phillies are the only team in the playoffs that I don't want to not win. Does rooting for a negative mean I'm rooting for them?
The Phillies are the only team in the playoffs that I don’t want to not...
October 21, 2009 - 33 words,

McClelland is a great umpire, but he completely blew that call. Both runners were clearly out.
McClelland is a great umpire, but he completely blew that call. Both runners were clearly...
October 20, 2009 - 23 words,

If the Nook can sync books with an iphone app, I'm in: http://tr.im/CsoE http://tr.im/CsoK
If the Nook can sync books with an iphone app, I’m in: http://tr.im/CsoE http://tr.im/CsoK Oct...
October 20, 2009 - 21 words,

BevMo on Douglas has some @sacbrew left. A couple of 22oz Red Horse and SacSquatch and some IPA six packs.
BevMo on Douglas has some @sacbrew left. A couple of 22oz Red Horse and SacSquatch...
October 20, 2009 - 27 words,

Outsourced hosting? Update your contact info so critical service notes don't go unseen. Not that I'd know anything about that.
Outsourced hosting? Update your contact info so critical service notes don’t go unseen. Not that...
October 20, 2009 - 27 words,

Technology entrepreneur in Sacramento? You should be here at coffee with us. http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/2 We're here until noon.
Technology entrepreneur in Sacramento? You should be here at coffee with us. http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/2 We’re here...
October 20, 2009 - 24 words,

Meet other startup minded folks for coffee. We're here until noon. Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/1
Meet other startup minded folks for coffee. We’re here until noon. Details at http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/1 Oct...
October 20, 2009 - 21 words,

Who is John Galt?
Who is John Galt? Oct 19, 2009 11 :36 via Twitter...
October 19, 2009 - 11 words,

Go phillies!
Go phillies! Oct 19, 2009 8 :53 via Twitter...
October 19, 2009 - 9 words,

Any local sightings of @SacBrew beer in stores? I'd love to buy some, one last time. Bel Air at Madison/Hazel was out.
Any local sightings of @SacBrew beer in stores? I’d love to buy some, one last...
October 19, 2009 - 29 words,

Fixing MacFusion on Snow Leopard. http://tr.im/ClZ3
Fixing MacFusion on Snow Leopard. http://tr.im/ClZ3 Oct 19, 2009 4 :12 via Twitter...
October 19, 2009 - 13 words,

Awful news. I'll have to see if my local stores have any SBC left. RT @pacificbrewnews: Sacramento Brewing closes. http://tr.im/ClW7
Awful news. I’ll have to see if my local stores have any SBC left. RT...
October 19, 2009 - 27 words,

Join other entrepreneurs for some casual coworking at Tupelo coffee tomorrow morning. Details: http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/0
Join other entrepreneurs for some casual coworking at Tupelo coffee tomorrow morning. Details: http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/0 Oct...
October 19, 2009 - 21 words,

How many animal rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, activists don't change anything.
How many animal rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly,...
October 19, 2009 - 26 words,

Turned off the game in the 8th with the Phils up 8-0. Then find out they won 11-0. Did the Dodgers contract with Satan expire?
Turned off the game in the 8th with the Phils up 8-0. Then find out...
October 18, 2009 - 32 words,

Missing both BADCamp and freelance camp today. Going wine tasting with my wife instead. I think that's a good trade.
Missing both BADCamp and freelance camp today. Going wine tasting with my wife instead. I...
October 17, 2009 - 27 words,

Do you send auto DMs with an ad when I follow you? Then you suck. http://bit.ly/14JyPh
Do you send auto DMs with an ad when I follow you? Then you suck....
October 16, 2009 - 23 words,

Dear Halloween stores, a midriff-baring sexy schoolgirl costume on an 8 year old isn't kind of creepy you should be aiming for.
Dear Halloween stores, a midriff-baring sexy schoolgirl costume on an 8 year old isn’t kind...
October 16, 2009 - 29 words,

Slutty Halloween costumes are all the rage for women, but that doesn't explain why the store had them in children's sizes.
Slutty Halloween costumes are all the rage for women, but that doesn’t explain why the...
October 16, 2009 - 28 words,

"Business in the front, party in the back. Oh, and total jackass all over the face." http://tr.im/C1R3
"Business in the front, party in the back. Oh, and total jackass all over the...
October 16, 2009 - 24 words,

An interactive game made from clickable areas on Youtube videos. http://tr.im/C110
An interactive game made from clickable areas on Youtube videos. http://tr.im/C110 Oct 16, 2009 8...
October 16, 2009 - 18 words,

Slimy SEO: "Pay to be cited in news. Be the expert giving the journalist quotations" Real journalists don't pay sources. http://tr.im/BXK4
Slimy SEO: "Pay to be cited in news. Be the expert giving the journalist quotations"...
October 15, 2009 - 28 words,

The lengths slimy SEO people go to in order to buy links. http://tr.im/BXIM - How about creating content people WANT to link to?
The lengths slimy SEO people go to in order to buy links. http://tr.im/BXIM - How...
October 15, 2009 - 30 words,

Who wants to meet with other entrepreneurs for coffee? We do it every Tuesday morning at Tupelo. http://sacstarts.com/click/57525/3
Who wants to meet with other entrepreneurs for coffee? We do it every Tuesday morning...
October 15, 2009 - 25 words,

Is there anything less productive than browsing the Productivity tag on Delicious?
Is there anything less productive than browsing the Productivity tag on Delicious? Oct 15, 2009...
October 15, 2009 - 19 words,

Don't ask the stranger that sits down next to you at the coffee place, "How are you?" unless you're ready for the answer.
Don’t ask the stranger that sits down next to you at the coffee place, "How...
October 15, 2009 - 30 words,

Bullying bosses are incompetent. http://tr.im/BUR0
Bullying bosses are incompetent. http://tr.im/BUR0 Oct 15, 2009 12 :33 via Twitter...
October 15, 2009 - 12 words,

Easiest online shopping return EVER. 2 minute phone call, replacement & return shipping label on the way. Thanks Honig's.
Easiest online shopping return EVER. 2 minute phone call, replacement & return shipping label on...
October 15, 2009 - 26 words,

My new Google voice number gets 4 telemarketing robo calls a day. Someone wardialing Google Voice?
My new Google voice number gets 4 telemarketing robo calls a day. Someone wardialing Google...
October 14, 2009 - 23 words,

My personal historian (aka my mother) informs me that I have, indeed been in an earthquake. I was two years old at the time.
My personal historian (aka my mother) informs me that I have, indeed been in an...
October 14, 2009 - 31 words,

20th anniversary of Loma Prieta quake is Saturday. http://tr.im/BNfa 30+ years in California and I've never felt an earthquake.
20th anniversary of Loma Prieta quake is Saturday. http://tr.im/BNfa 30+ years in California and I’ve...
October 14, 2009 - 26 words,

Video of the flooding outside my house: http://tr.im/BN3f and http://tr.im/BN3p
Video of the flooding outside my house: http://tr.im/BN3f and http://tr.im/BN3p Oct 14, 2009 11 :36...
October 14, 2009 - 17 words,

This rain is nuts. I just rescued my still-full 60 gallon trash can from floating down the street.
This rain is nuts. I just rescued my still-full 60 gallon trash can from floating...
October 14, 2009 - 25 words,

Hooray for power outages while I'm trying to get things done.
Hooray for power outages while I’m trying to get things done. Oct 13, 2009 4...
October 13, 2009 - 18 words,

Every time I fear the populace may be getting too smart, I go read the comments at Mashable.
Every time I fear the populace may be getting too smart, I go read the...
October 13, 2009 - 25 words,

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds." Columbus Day, on the other hand...
"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed...
October 13, 2009 - 29 words,

A prime example of how the "SEO industry" isn't contributing to the internet: http://tr.im/BGma
A prime example of how the "SEO industry" isn’t contributing to the internet: http://tr.im/BGma Oct...
October 13, 2009 - 21 words,

Like jack-o-lanterns? My annual list of pumpkin carving resources is up. http://tr.im/BFtd/
Like jack-o-lanterns? My annual list of pumpkin carving resources is up. http://tr.im/BFtd/ Oct 13, 2009...
October 13, 2009 - 19 words,

My anti-seo blog post is getting retweeted by bots that auto-retweet any tweet containing "SEO". Oh the irony.
My anti-seo blog post is getting retweeted by bots that auto-retweet any tweet containing "SEO"....
October 13, 2009 - 25 words,

nope, that fix didn't work. I drop offline exactly every 20 minutes.
nope, that fix didn’t work. I drop offline exactly every 20 minutes. Oct 12, 2009...
October 12, 2009 - 19 words,

My laptop randomly shuts off the wifi every 20 minutes for a moment. Hoping this fix works: http://tr.im/BBbF/
My laptop randomly shuts off the wifi every 20 minutes for a moment. Hoping this...
October 12, 2009 - 25 words,

What's this? Two new blog posts in one day?
What’s this? Two new blog posts in one day? Oct 12, 2009 4 :56 via...
October 12, 2009 - 16 words,

Out for dinner with my wife. The view from our table: http://twitpic.com/l73vg
Out for dinner with my wife. The view from our table: http://twitpic.com/l73vg Oct 11, 2009...
October 11, 2009 - 19 words,

"Girls hang out, apply make-up, & have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not" & other bar rules. http://tr.im/Bi6w via @pacificbrewnews
"Girls hang out, apply make-up, & have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not"...
October 9, 2009 - 29 words,

Browsing home listings, I see someone selling a "specious" home. Truth in advertising, I suppose.
Browsing home listings, I see someone selling a "specious" home. Truth in advertising, I suppose....
October 9, 2009 - 22 words,

I've perfected my carnitas recipe. Cubed pork shoulder, can OJ concentrate, jar medium salsa. Cover with water & simmer 4 hrs.
I’ve perfected my carnitas recipe. Cubed pork shoulder, can OJ concentrate, jar medium salsa. Cover...
October 9, 2009 - 28 words,

Listening to a ukulele version of Bela Lugosi's Dead. It's better than you'd think, but thankfully very short.
Listening to a ukulele version of Bela Lugosi’s Dead. It’s better than you’d think, but...
October 9, 2009 - 25 words,

At Barnes and Noble, where What Would Google Do? is next to God is My CEO. http://twitpic.com/kshem
At Barnes and Noble, where What Would Google Do? is next to God is My...
October 8, 2009 - 24 words,

I wonder if anyone is at Coffee Republic today?
I wonder if anyone is at Coffee Republic today? Oct 8, 2009 1 :49 via...
October 8, 2009 - 16 words,

With twitter down this morning, how were people supposed to complain if there'd been a gmail outage?
With twitter down this morning, how were people supposed to complain if there’d been a...
October 8, 2009 - 24 words,

RT @joshdmorg News from formerly Sacramento company RT @gigaom: EngineYard Raises $19 Million in New Funds http://bit.ly/1d4T6M
RT @joshdmorg News from formerly Sacramento company RT @gigaom: EngineYard Raises $19 Million in New...
October 8, 2009 - 24 words,

Go Cardinals.
Go Cardinals. Oct 7, 2009 10 :12 via Twitter...
October 7, 2009 - 9 words,

Stopped by @theurbanhive for the first time since their expansion. Space looks great.
Stopped by @theurbanhive for the first time since their expansion. Space looks great. Oct 7,...
October 7, 2009 - 20 words,

I'm at Tupelo for some casual co-working. Come join us: http://sacstarts.com/click/57523/0
I’m at Tupelo for some casual co-working. Come join us: http://sacstarts.com/click/57523/0 Oct 6, 2009 8...
October 6, 2009 - 18 words,

Article about Voxeo's recent investment from the State of Florida and our purchase of Motorola's VXML tech: http://bit.ly/4vOd4H
Article about Voxeo’s recent investment from the State of Florida and our purchase of Motorola’s...
October 6, 2009 - 25 words,

Wow, get a story on Techcrunch and your name shows up in hundreds of spam tweets. http://tr.im/APbJ
Wow, get a story on Techcrunch and your name shows up in hundreds of spam...
October 5, 2009 - 24 words,

The guy who just walked into Peets either thinks he's Jesus or Joaquin Phoenix.
The guy who just walked into Peets either thinks he’s Jesus or Joaquin Phoenix. Oct...
October 5, 2009 - 21 words,

I saw a faded sign at the side of the road advertising http://bit.ly/1BgaVu
I saw a faded sign at the side of the road advertising http://bit.ly/1BgaVu Oct 4,...
October 4, 2009 - 20 words,

I think my dog might be cold. http://twitpic.com/k9h70
I think my dog might be cold. http://twitpic.com/k9h70 Oct 4, 2009 11 :05 via Twitter...
October 4, 2009 - 15 words,

At the health club, the spa is only 3 1/2 feet deep, and doing headstands is prohibited. http://twitpic.com/k71xg
At the health club, the spa is only 3 1/2 feet deep, and doing headstands...
October 3, 2009 - 25 words,

Each time I see the Dean with the megaphone on Community I think of @AaronKlein
Each time I see the Dean with the megaphone on Community I think of @AaronKlein...
October 3, 2009 - 22 words,

Still looking for a way to sync free/busy data from Google calendar into another. Not just see it there, but actually insert it.
Still looking for a way to sync free/busy data from Google calendar into another. Not...
October 2, 2009 - 30 words,

I was going to try @whenbusy, but their terms of service are in Latin. http://screencast.com/t/cfGfxQ4WL
I was going to try @whenbusy, but their terms of service are in Latin. http://screencast.com/t/cfGfxQ4WL...
October 2, 2009 - 22 words,

How'd pencils become popular? Only 1 feature!? I one tool on my desk, not lots. Add measuring, fastening, etc. Then I'll buy one.
How’d pencils become popular? Only 1 feature!? I one tool on my desk, not lots....
October 2, 2009 - 30 words,

Congrats to @okwichu on his new position at an unnamed giant online retailer and technology provider in the Seattle area.
Congrats to @okwichu on his new position at an unnamed giant online retailer and technology...
October 1, 2009 - 27 words,

I have two Google calendars. I want to sync free-busy data from one to the primary calendar on the other. Any ideas?
I have two Google calendars. I want to sync free-busy data from one to the...
October 1, 2009 - 29 words,

Perhaps sitting in a coffee shop discussing your personal, embarrassing medical condition loudly on the phone isn't a good idea.
Perhaps sitting in a coffee shop discussing your personal, embarrassing medical condition loudly on the...
September 30, 2009 - 27 words,

It's become obvious to me that I need a second set of headphones to just leave in my laptop bag.
It’s become obvious to me that I need a second set of headphones to just...
September 30, 2009 - 27 words,

When did Frys finally add local store inventory to their web site? For a long time, the site and stores were different entities.
When did Frys finally add local store inventory to their web site? For a long...
September 30, 2009 - 30 words,

If I ever have the misfortune of being arrested, I'm going to make sure my mugshot has a stunned look like this one: http://tr.im/Aav1
If I ever have the misfortune of being arrested, I’m going to make sure my...
September 29, 2009 - 31 words,

Clever SVN hack: commit hook uses properties on directories to determine who to notify by mail. http://tr.im/A9B0
Clever SVN hack: commit hook uses properties on directories to determine who to notify by...
September 29, 2009 - 24 words,

As nice as in-flight entertainment is on a 5 hour trip, next time I'd prefer to not sit next to the guy singing in Chinese.
As nice as in-flight entertainment is on a 5 hour trip, next time I’d prefer...
September 28, 2009 - 32 words,

Falling asleep three time on cab ride home points to need for more sleep. Or a shorter cab ride.
Falling asleep three time on cab ride home points to need for more sleep. Or...
September 25, 2009 - 26 words,

Playing calendar Tetris - keep moving the appointment blocks down and try to find open holes for them to land in.
Playing calendar Tetris - keep moving the appointment blocks down and try to find open...
September 25, 2009 - 28 words,

Macbook and laptop privacy screens are the 4th most requested item from @casemate. Add your vote here: http://tr.im/zIkC
Macbook and laptop privacy screens are the 4th most requested item from @casemate. Add your...
September 25, 2009 - 25 words,

Finally solved my iPhone sync issue. Disabled app syncing, ran sync, then re-enabled app syncing. Now everything will sync.
Finally solved my iPhone sync issue. Disabled app syncing, ran sync, then re-enabled app syncing....
September 23, 2009 - 26 words,

On the Delta flight last night I think I say between Neal Page and Del Griffith.
On the Delta flight last night I think I say between Neal Page and Del...
September 22, 2009 - 23 words,

TSA announcements encourage us to report suspicious behavior. I reported that Delta is impersonating an airline.
TSA announcements encourage us to report suspicious behavior. I reported that Delta is impersonating an...
September 21, 2009 - 23 words,

I'm stuck in Atlanta on standby. At least gate agent thinks I have a good shot at making next flight.
I’m stuck in Atlanta on standby. At least gate agent thinks I have a good...
September 21, 2009 - 27 words,

Delta didn't put in that I was on standby flight, so they marked me as missing my flight. Seat on connecting flight released.
Delta didn’t put in that I was on standby flight, so they marked me as...
September 21, 2009 - 30 words,

LAX busy this morning. Had to stand in line to wait for the line that leads to the security line.
LAX busy this morning. Had to stand in line to wait for the line that...
September 20, 2009 - 27 words,

Oh yay. Some sort of reaction to hotel soap has left red bumps across my forehead. May I please cancel this trip and start over?
Oh yay. Some sort of reaction to hotel soap has left red bumps across my...
September 20, 2009 - 32 words,

I've decided to walk to Orlando from LA. I'll get there faster and with less pain than flying Delta.
I’ve decided to walk to Orlando from LA. I’ll get there faster and with less...
September 20, 2009 - 26 words,

Two hours of sleep, coming right up. Talk on the hotel shuttle was all about how no one will fly Delta ever again.
Two hours of sleep, coming right up. Talk on the hotel shuttle was all about...
September 20, 2009 - 30 words,

But hey, Delta gave me a meal voucher for my travels. Of course $7 won't buy anything in an airport.
But hey, Delta gave me a meal voucher for my travels. Of course $7 won’t...
September 20, 2009 - 27 words,

Back at LAX. I have to be here in 4 hours for standby. Perhaps I should skip the hotel.
Back at LAX. I have to be here in 4 hours for standby. Perhaps I...
September 20, 2009 - 26 words,

Delta gave me hotel voucher but put me on the wrong shuttle. I get to complete the shuttle's circuit & start over again.
Delta gave me hotel voucher but put me on the wrong shuttle. I get to...
September 20, 2009 - 30 words,

Delta unwilling to make concessions other than a new flight. Is it possible to transfer my 30k+ miles to another airline?
Delta unwilling to make concessions other than a new flight. Is it possible to transfer...
September 20, 2009 - 28 words,

Finally reach the front. Delta agent doesn't know why flight was cancelled. Heard rumor that part of flight crew stranded elsewhere
Finally reach the front. Delta agent doesn’t know why flight was cancelled. Heard rumor that...
September 20, 2009 - 28 words,

Two hours waiting in the Delta line and they've added 3 agents. Now there's 8 people serving this long line.
Two hours waiting in the Delta line and they’ve added 3 agents. Now there’s 8...
September 20, 2009 - 27 words,

Now 1.5 hours in the Delta line. Good news is they added a 5th agent a minute ago. #sarcasm
Now 1.5 hours in the Delta line. Good news is they added a 5th agent...
September 20, 2009 - 26 words,

Standing in the Delta line for an hour and I'm only halfway to the front. I still know nothing. Maybe I should burn that freq flier card.
Standing in the Delta line for an hour and I’m only halfway to the front....
September 20, 2009 - 34 words,

Searches of Kayak reveal no flights to Orlando until tomorrow afternoon.
Searches of Kayak reveal no flights to Orlando until tomorrow afternoon. Sep 20, 2009 10...
September 20, 2009 - 18 words,

Delta could improve this by simy announcing to those of us waiting why the flight is cancelled and what options we'll be offered.
Delta could improve this by simply announcing to those of us waiting why the flight...
September 20, 2009 - 30 words,

25 minutes in line waiting to reschedule the flight Delta cancelled and I've moved 5 feet.
25 minutes in line waiting to reschedule the flight Delta cancelled and I’ve moved 5...
September 20, 2009 - 23 words,

Delta cancels a full flight and only puts 4 agents on the ticket counter while 100+ people wait.
Delta cancels a full flight and only puts 4 agents on the ticket counter while...
September 20, 2009 - 25 words,

Not Delta's biggest fans. http://twitpic.com/ijs72
Not Delta’s biggest fans. http://twitpic.com/ijs72 Sep 20, 2009 9 :44 via Twitter...
September 20, 2009 - 12 words,

Hah, Delta's web site still shows flight as departing on time, but Delta #1480 is cancelled.
Hah, Delta’s web site still shows flight as departing on time, but Delta #1480 is...
September 20, 2009 - 23 words,

United may break guitars, but Delta cancels flights and leaves people stranded in between cities & makes us hike a mile to resolve.
United may break guitars, but Delta cancels flights and leaves people stranded in between cities...
September 20, 2009 - 30 words,

Want @casemate to make privacy screen covers for MacBooks? Vote here: http://tr.im/z1ba
Want @casemate to make privacy screen covers for MacBooks? Vote here: http://tr.im/z1ba Sep 17, 2009...
September 17, 2009 - 19 words,

Hey, where'd my twitter profile pic and background go?
Hey, where’d my twitter profile pic and background go? Sep 17, 2009 4 :44 via...
September 17, 2009 - 16 words,

After updating to iTunes 9, sync no longer transfers music or video to my iphone. Contacts, bookmarks sync fine. Any ideas for a fix?
After updating to iTunes 9, sync no longer transfers music or video to my iphone....
September 17, 2009 - 31 words,

OMG Renteria is like clutch RBI!!! Gark-who? http://bit.ly/U2dqn #disgusted
OMG Renteria is like clutch RBI!!! Gark-who? http://bit.ly/U2dqn #disgusted Sep 16, 2009 9 :16 via...
September 16, 2009 - 16 words,

I'm happy I'm unaware of what Kanye did, who he did it to, or the fallout. Means I don't get my vital news from Entertainment Tonight.
I’m happy I’m unaware of what Kanye did, who he did it to, or the...
September 16, 2009 - 33 words,

I'm going to try my hand at blending coffee next. 40% Sulawesi 40% brazil dry and 20% bourbon to start. Espresso blend.
I’m going to try my hand at blending coffee next. 40% Sulawesi 40% brazil dry...
September 13, 2009 - 29 words,

Roasting the last of my Ethiopia wet processed Bonko. Got some sulawesi peaberry, brazil bourbon and brazil dry process on the way.
Roasting the last of my Ethiopia wet processed Bonko. Got some sulawesi peaberry, brazil bourbon...
September 13, 2009 - 29 words,

I'm getting sick of hearing @aaronklein gloat. A giants win would be nice today.
I’m getting sick of hearing @aaronklein gloat. A giants win would be nice today. Sep...
September 13, 2009 - 21 words,

RT @aaronklein on the security of the school roster: "you don't know much about the internets and the google, now do you?"
RT @aaronklein on the security of the school roster: "you don’t know much about the...
September 11, 2009 - 29 words,

The school explains: We didn't tell anyone else what the URL is, so the page with the student's roster is secure. Umm. No.
The school explains: We didn’t tell anyone else what the URL is, so the page...
September 11, 2009 - 30 words,

District ITsec policies kept my son from blogging from school as part of a class proj, but putting the whole roster online, that's OK.
District ITsec policies kept my son from blogging from school as part of a class...
September 11, 2009 - 31 words,

My son's school just published name, address, phone no., and email of every student on a publicly available web page. On purpose.
My son’s school just published name, address, phone no., and email of every student on...
September 11, 2009 - 29 words,

I'm coughing so hard, I find it difficult to concentrate for more than 5 minutes at a time. It's no fun being sick.
I’m coughing so hard, I find it difficult to concentrate for more than 5 minutes...
September 10, 2009 - 30 words,

Welcome to the bigs, MadBum.
Welcome to the bigs, MadBum. Sep 8, 2009 7 :48 via Twitter...
September 8, 2009 - 12 words,

My MacBook just spontaneously unmounted it's boot volume. That can't be good.
My MacBook just spontaneously unmounted it’s boot volume. That can’t be good. Sep 8, 2009...
September 8, 2009 - 19 words,

People worried kids hearing Obama for 20 minutes. But no problem with spending 6 hours a day being taught by leftist teachers?
People worried kids hearing Obama for 20 minutes. But no problem with spending 6 hours...
September 8, 2009 - 29 words,

Heading to Tupelo Coffee for our weekly casual coworking session. Join us at 5700 Elvas Ave.
Heading to Tupelo Coffee for our weekly casual coworking session. Join us at 5700 Elvas...
September 8, 2009 - 23 words,

That best of California Petite Sirah from Busby Cellars? Only $18. http://tr.im/xQXs Also try the Apparition blend, the Zins and port.
That best of California Petite Sirah from Busby Cellars? Only $18. http://tr.im/xQXs Also try the...
September 3, 2009 - 28 words,

Dogfish Head Ale is fantastic. Had some tonight at the State Fair. Now to find a store locally where I can buy it.
Dogfish Head Ale is fantastic. Had some tonight at the State Fair. Now to find...
September 3, 2009 - 30 words,

Stop. Hammer Time.
Stop. Hammer Time. Sep 3, 2009 10 :33 via Twitter...
September 3, 2009 - 10 words,

Congrats to my friends at Busby Cellars on winning Best Petite Syrah at the Calif State Fair http://twitpic.com/gd8se
Congrats to my friends at Busby Cellars on winning Best Petite Syrah at the Calif...
September 3, 2009 - 25 words,

Geez, I hate having to explain the joke. All those under the age of 30, please see http://bit.ly/uHHla
Geez, I hate having to explain the joke. All those under the age of 30,...
September 1, 2009 - 25 words,

I don't understand why people keep saying Snow Leopard is faster. I installed it and now my Mac Classic barely even runs.
I don’t understand why people keep saying Snow Leopard is faster. I installed it and...
September 1, 2009 - 29 words,

Son's month-old xbox has red rings of death. Warranty repair will take a month. If it dies that soon, fast replacement should be in order.
Son’s month-old xbox has red rings of death. Warranty repair will take a month. If...
September 1, 2009 - 32 words,

"Asked if he'll relish pitching in front of 42,000 Dodger-hating fans, [Brad] Penny interrupted. '42,001,' he said." http://tr.im/xFPX
"Asked if he’ll relish pitching in front of 42,000 Dodger-hating fans, [Brad] Penny interrupted. '42,001,'...
September 1, 2009 - 25 words,

With gmail down, use this opportunity to get some real work done.
With gmail down, use this opportunity to get some real work done. Sep 1, 2009...
September 1, 2009 - 19 words,

Join us for some casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee today and every Tuesday until noon. http://ow.ly/lk8R
Join us for some casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee today and every Tuesday until noon....
September 1, 2009 - 23 words,

Today appears to be "tight cut-offs and black t-shirts day" among staff at Tupelo. Not a good look for the hairy man behind the counter.
Today appears to be "tight cut-offs and black t-shirts day" among staff at Tupelo. Not...
September 1, 2009 - 32 words,

Open casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee tomorrow until noon. Come join us. http://ow.ly/lk8f
Open casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee tomorrow until noon. Come join us. http://ow.ly/lk8f Aug 31,...
August 31, 2009 - 20 words,

Great stream of reports and updates from @aaronklein on the Auburn fire tonight. Keep it up Aaron.
Great stream of reports and updates from @aaronklein on the Auburn fire tonight. Keep it...
August 30, 2009 - 24 words,

The MS search spider sucks. It's crawling a set of pages that have been gone for a year. 80 times a day.
The MS search spider sucks. It’s crawling a set of pages that have been gone...
August 29, 2009 - 29 words,

Pretty good way to spend a friday night. http://twitpic.com/fnr10
Pretty good way to spend a friday night. http://twitpic.com/fnr10 Aug 28, 2009 8 :35 via...
August 28, 2009 - 16 words,

New unlimited plans from @crashplan are nice. Back up every computer in the house for $100/year.
New unlimited plans from @crashplan are nice. Back up every computer in the house for...
August 28, 2009 - 23 words,

There's a show on TV about bands Twilight-inspired bands. And they appear to take it seriously.
There’s a show on TV about bands Twilight-inspired bands. And they appear to take it...
August 27, 2009 - 23 words,

In the new Chevy Ebay ad at the end a guy says "Feedback? 100% Positive" - Pretty sure that's the voice of Jack from Jack in the Box.
In the new Chevy Ebay ad at the end a guy says "Feedback? 100% Positive"...
August 27, 2009 - 35 words,

I'm at Coffee Republic in Folsom for some casual co-working. But alas I'm alone. Anyone want to join me?
I’m at Coffee Republic in Folsom for some casual co-working. But alas I’m alone. Anyone...
August 27, 2009 - 26 words,

Am I the only person who things the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials is brilliant?
Am I the only person who things the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials is...
August 25, 2009 - 23 words,

My son Zack picked up a ray gun in a video game. He named it Ronald. Brilliant.
My son Zack picked up a ray gun in a video game. He named it...
August 25, 2009 - 24 words,

Not the kind of pitching line you like to see to start the week of an important matchup in fantasy baseball. http://tr.im/x737
Not the kind of pitching line you like to see to start the week of...
August 25, 2009 - 29 words,

Don't you find yourself wishing there was an easy way to send and receive SMS from your web app? Now there's this: http://ow.ly/lk38
Don’t you find yourself wishing there was an easy way to send and receive SMS...
August 25, 2009 - 30 words,

Well that's good to know: http://tr.im/x697
Well that’s good to know: http://tr.im/x697 Aug 25, 2009 1 :41 via Twitter...
August 25, 2009 - 13 words,

Not a bad way to spend the evening at all. http://twitpic.com/f6d62
Not a bad way to spend the evening at all. http://twitpic.com/f6d62 Aug 24, 2009 7...
August 24, 2009 - 18 words,

I took welding in HS. Never needed it. Still very cool knowing that with the right equip I could mount your car to a lightpost. Permanently.
I took welding in HS. Never needed it. Still very cool knowing that with the...
August 24, 2009 - 33 words,

Son's first day of high school is over. Debriefing reveals he sat through many lectures. But really excited about taking metal shop.
Son’s first day of high school is over. Debriefing reveals he sat through many lectures....
August 24, 2009 - 29 words,

I've finally figured out why some people don't get all my jokes. It's because those people are stupid.
I’ve finally figured out why some people don’t get all my jokes. It’s because those...
August 21, 2009 - 25 words,

What's with all the baseball psych trips to the DL this year? http://tr.im/wRJl Not Glenallen Hill type psych induced injuries, either.
What’s with all the baseball psych trips to the DL this year? http://tr.im/wRJl Not Glenallen...
August 21, 2009 - 28 words,

If there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's intolerance.
If there’s one thing I won’t tolerate, it’s intolerance. Aug 21, 2009 5 :31 via...
August 21, 2009 - 16 words,

while (self.think('you')) { self.touch(); } #songsincode
while (self.think('you')) { self.touch(); } #songsincode Aug 20, 2009 3 :49 via Twitter...
August 20, 2009 - 13 words,

Day game for the Giants on TV in the background. There's only a few dozen people in the stands in Cincinnati.
Day game for the Giants on TV in the background. There’s only a few dozen...
August 20, 2009 - 28 words,

Oh, hello twitter. I nearly forgot about you.
Oh, hello twitter. I nearly forgot about you. Aug 19, 2009 7 :02 via Twitter...
August 19, 2009 - 15 words,

I'm unlikely to make it to Open Coffee today. The VPN into my datacenter doesn't work from Tupelo and I'm neck deep in server configs.
I’m unlikely to make it to Open Coffee today. The VPN into my datacenter doesn’t...
August 18, 2009 - 32 words,

RT @chaupt Coffee Republic informal #coworking session Tthursday in Folsom. Will be there between 10-2 or so. Hope to see folks there.
RT @chaupt Coffee Republic informal #coworking session Tthursday in Folsom. Will be there between 10-2...
August 12, 2009 - 29 words,

Two guys across the street loudly loudly breaking apart a wooden structure at 11pm. From the amount of wood, I think it's another house.
Two guys across the street loudly loudly breaking apart a wooden structure at 11pm. From...
August 11, 2009 - 31 words,

Apparently you can't use svn to change the case of filenames on OSX. At least not directly. See http://tr.im/wfi5
Apparently you can’t use svn to change the case of filenames on OSX. At least...
August 11, 2009 - 26 words,

Demonstrating the power of Capistrano.
Demonstrating the power of Capistrano. Aug 11, 2009 10 :52 via Twitter...
August 11, 2009 - 12 words,

Like the old rotary phones, but don't have a landline? http://tr.im/wfam Just insert SIM and go. 4-5 day battery life, too.
Like the old rotary phones, but don’t have a landline? http://tr.im/wfam Just insert SIM and...
August 11, 2009 - 28 words,

Join us today for casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee -- http://sacstarts.com/click/53049/0
Join us today for casual co-working at Tupelo Coffee—http://sacstarts.com/click/53049/0 Aug 11, 2009 9...
August 11, 2009 - 18 words,

A couple of automator actions, a little applescript, some TED, & now new TV episodes are magically downloaded, converted & copied to Tivo.
A couple of automator actions, a little applescript, some TED, & now new TV episodes...
August 10, 2009 - 30 words,

Giants Dodgers tonight and the national anthem is performed by a witch from Wicked. Brilliant.
Giants Dodgers tonight and the national anthem is performed by a witch from Wicked. Brilliant....
August 10, 2009 - 22 words, 1 comment

I'll avoid the Pee-Wee Herman live action theater show http://bit.ly/RF35A - I know what Paul Rubens does in a theater.
I’ll avoid the Pee-Wee Herman live action theater show http://bit.ly/RF35A - I know what Paul...
August 10, 2009 - 27 words,

Lagunitas Imperial Red is very tasty. Strong, hoppy ale with a sweet finish. Highly recommended. http://twitpic.com/dfgj4
Lagunitas Imperial Red is very tasty. Strong, hoppy ale with a sweet finish. Highly recommended....
August 10, 2009 - 23 words,

Auditioning Twitter apps now that Nambu is going away. Need multi-acct, Mac native, ability to clear read conversations. Suggestions?
Auditioning Twitter apps now that Nambu is going away. Need multi-acct, Mac native, ability to...
August 10, 2009 - 26 words,

Need to clean a coffee maker? Urnex Tabz are awesome. I get mine from Sweet Maria's with my beans. http://bit.ly/1BqWv5
Need to clean a coffee maker? Urnex Tabz are awesome. I get mine from Sweet...
August 10, 2009 - 27 words, 2 comments

People say my dog is smart. I disagree. Her views on emerging democracies in the middle east are weak. And she's a terrible speller.
People say my dog is smart. I disagree. Her views on emerging democracies in the...
August 10, 2009 - 31 words,

Wait, it's Monday? Between startup life and working from home, I've apparently lost all track of the day of the week.
Wait, it’s Monday? Between startup life and working from home, I’ve apparently lost all track...
August 10, 2009 - 28 words,

My mother says my tweets are nothing but gripes and make me sound miserable. So this should help that: http://twitpic.com/dchv7
My mother says my tweets are nothing but gripes and make me sound miserable. So...
August 9, 2009 - 27 words,

The duck I've been drawing instead of my signature: http://twitpic.com/dcejy
The duck I’ve been drawing instead of my signature: http://twitpic.com/dcejy Aug 9, 2009 5 :57...
August 9, 2009 - 17 words,

I like drawing a duck on those credit card terminals with electronic sigature screens. Instead of my signature.
I like drawing a duck on those credit card terminals with electronic sigature screens. Instead...
August 9, 2009 - 25 words,

Danger of using URL shortener you don't control. Tr.im shuts down, all links to trimmed URLs will be dead.
Danger of using URL shortener you don’t control. Tr.im shuts down, all links to trimmed...
August 9, 2009 - 26 words,

Spotted at grocery store: Barbie Jeep with "Ken Whoo" license plate. http://twitpic.com/dbt1j
Spotted at grocery store: Barbie Jeep with "Ken Whoo" license plate. http://twitpic.com/dbt1j Aug 9, 2009...
August 9, 2009 - 19 words,

Driving past Chuck E Cheese and I see 4 police cars in front. Two people sitting on the sidewalk in handcuffs. Unexpected.
Driving past Chuck E Cheese and I see 4 police cars in front. Two people...
August 9, 2009 - 29 words,

Sf Giants have a rich Latin history. So why is their Latino Heritage bobblehead of Carlos Santana? Why not Cepeda? Marichal?
Sf Giants have a rich Latin history. So why is their Latino Heritage bobblehead of...
August 8, 2009 - 28 words,

Friend of mine can't find a decent forum for .Net. Needs external user auth and good templating. Suggestions before he writes his own?
Friend of mine can’t find a decent forum for .Net. Needs external user auth and...
August 7, 2009 - 30 words,

Slideshare says you can link to a single slide. Add /pagenumber to the url. /5 is 5th slide. Good to know. http://tr.im/vPQ4
Slideshare says you can link to a single slide. Add /pagenumber to the url. /5...
August 6, 2009 - 29 words,

Domino's Pizza commercial for new iPhone app: "Now you can order Domino's from your iPhone!" Umm, I could before. You know, by calling them.
Domino’s Pizza commercial for new iPhone app: "Now you can order Domino’s from your iPhone!"...
August 6, 2009 - 31 words, 1 comment

People find it rude that I hang up on telemarketers. I find it rude that they call me.
People find it rude that I hang up on telemarketers. I find it rude that...
August 6, 2009 - 25 words,

No wifi here, but there is an AA meeting.
No wifi here, but there is an AA meeting. Aug 6, 2009 1 :57 via...
August 6, 2009 - 16 words,

Argh. Went to Peets to have coffee and work, only to find that their captive wifi auth server is down.
Argh. Went to Peets to have coffee and work, only to find that their captive...
August 6, 2009 - 27 words, 1 comment

My son now has braces http://pic.im/8ix
My son now has braces http://pic.im/8ix Aug 6, 2009 10 :59 via Twitter...
August 6, 2009 - 13 words,

It would be nice if Slideshare would let you link to a specific slide in a presentation deck.
It would be nice if Slideshare would let you link to a specific slide in...
August 6, 2009 - 25 words,

Gah, nambu posted to the wrong twitter account. @nambucom any updates forthcoming that might fix this sort of thing?
Gah, nambu posted to the wrong twitter account. @nambucom any updates forthcoming that might fix...
August 6, 2009 - 26 words,

Co-working space @capsityoffices is expanding to a second location: in Curtis Park, above Pangea Cafe. http://tr.im/vL2p
Co-working space @capsityoffices is expanding to a second location: in Curtis Park, above Pangea Cafe....
August 6, 2009 - 23 words,

Other than the MS one designed for it, any suggestions for a wifi adapter for the xbox? $100 seems like a lot for a wifi adapter.
Other than the MS one designed for it, any suggestions for a wifi adapter for...
August 4, 2009 - 33 words,

A few minutes with some 200 grit sandpaper has solved my problem with the Macbook Pro's sharp edges.
A few minutes with some 200 grit sandpaper has solved my problem with the Macbook...
August 4, 2009 - 25 words,

Gas station near my house installed tvs that blast loud ads. I won't go back & station nearly empty now. Hope the ad revenue is worth it.
Gas station near my house installed tvs that blast loud ads. I won’t go back...
August 4, 2009 - 34 words,

A guy here at Tupelo has a cat on a leash.
A guy here at Tupelo has a cat on a leash. Aug 4, 2009 10...
August 4, 2009 - 18 words,

Lots of people seem to have connected twitter to disqus recently. Unfollowing them - too many out of context comments. Bad UI, Disqus.
Lots of people seem to have connected twitter to disqus recently. Unfollowing them - too...
August 4, 2009 - 30 words, 1 comment

Is there a product that protects your wrists from the sharp edges of the unibody MacBook Pro & doesn't interfere with closing the lid?
Is there a product that protects your wrists from the sharp edges of the unibody...
August 4, 2009 - 31 words,

MetroPCS is full of usability fail. They're using javascript to explicitly block me from pasting into form fields.
MetroPCS is full of usability fail. They’re using javascript to explicitly block me from pasting...
August 3, 2009 - 25 words,

Apparently nuk9kush6u isn't a strong enough password for MetroPCS.
Apparently nuk9kush6u isn’t a strong enough password for MetroPCS. Aug 3, 2009 11 :33 via...
August 3, 2009 - 16 words,

Ugh. MetroPCS website has mystery password requirements. Everything is "invalid" - nothing to tell me what is valid. http://tr.im/vjUv
Ugh. MetroPCS website has mystery password requirements. Everything is "invalid" - nothing to tell me...
August 3, 2009 - 26 words,

More ambiguous case sensitive captchas. MetroPCS is offender now. Their autogenerated password for the web is also an offender.
More ambiguous case sensitive captchas. MetroPCS is offender now. Their autogenerated password for the web...
August 3, 2009 - 26 words,

MetroPCS didn't charge my credit card for service like I expected & sent no notification that payment is due. Just shut off service. Classy.
MetroPCS didn’t charge my credit card for service like I expected & sent no notification...
August 3, 2009 - 31 words,

Putting me on a mailing list and allowing me to opt out is spam. Shouldn't need to to take action to stop mail I didn't ask for.
Putting me on a mailing list and allowing me to opt out is spam. Shouldn’t...
August 3, 2009 - 34 words,

Just found a phishing site hidden on one of my servers. Now the forensic work begins.
Just found a phishing site hidden on one of my servers. Now the forensic work...
July 31, 2009 - 23 words,

Avoid working for sue-happy assholes. Because you'll always be afraid to warn others how much of a sue-happy asshole your frmr employer is.
Avoid working for sue-happy assholes. Because you’ll always be afraid to warn others how much...
July 30, 2009 - 30 words,

Arby's doesn't have their yummy chicken strips anymore. Weren't they really pushing the chicken menu a while back?
Arby’s doesn’t have their yummy chicken strips anymore. Weren’t they really pushing the chicken menu...
July 29, 2009 - 25 words,

If your tech recruiting business is just now getting around to starting a blog, then perhaps you don't want to spread that around.
If your tech recruiting business is just now getting around to starting a blog, then...
July 29, 2009 - 30 words,

Just got a press release from a recruiter announcing he has started a blog. Frivolous announcements get you ignored.
Just got a press release from a recruiter announcing he has started a blog. Frivolous...
July 29, 2009 - 26 words,

My office for the morning. Would probably be more impressive if I golfed. http://twitpic.com/btxl2
My office for the morning. Would probably be more impressive if I golfed. http://twitpic.com/btxl2 Jul...
July 27, 2009 - 21 words,

As any group of thirteen year old boys grows, their individual IQs drop.
As any group of thirteen year old boys grows, their individual IQs drop. Jul 25,...