March 2011 Archives

The new @voxeo office elevator won't let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell me something?
The new @voxeo office elevator won’t let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell...
March 31, 2011 - 24 words,

Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster's set right now. http://ow.ly/4pUci
Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster’s set...
March 30, 2011 - 25 words,

The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office window. On the 20th floor.
The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office...
March 30, 2011 - 27 words,

That's right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun
That’s right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun Mar 29, 2011 6...
March 29, 2011 - 18 words,

Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg
Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg Mar...
March 29, 2011 - 21 words,

After nearly a month straight of rain, it's sunny in California again. And I'm in Orlando, where it's raining all week.
After nearly a month straight of rain, it’s sunny in California again. And I’m in...
March 28, 2011 - 28 words,

In Orlando, I think it's a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the Mouse for me.
In Orlando, I think it’s a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the...
March 28, 2011 - 25 words,

Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando.
Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando. Mar 28, 2011 1 :42 via...
March 28, 2011 - 16 words,

Seat 1A means I can't surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing.
Seat 1A means I can’t surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing. Mar 28,...
March 28, 2011 - 20 words,

Daily Reading from March 28, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. Demystifying the VC term sheet: Protective Provisions —...
March 28, 2011 - 57 words,

Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker. He had some ideas for portable cell towers
Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker....
March 26, 2011 - 30 words,

What's the best developer platform you've ever worked with, and why was it awesome?
What’s the best developer platform you’ve ever worked with, and why was it awesome? Mar...
March 25, 2011 - 21 words,

I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already working switching to us.
I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already...
March 25, 2011 - 26 words,

When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it. That's right, my dog optimizes the game of fetch through caching.
When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it....
March 25, 2011 - 33 words,

I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox 4, almost all my extensions still work.
I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox...
March 25, 2011 - 29 words,

Daily Reading from March 25, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. Genius at work: 12-year-old is studying at IUPUI...
March 25, 2011 - 52 words,

Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling's reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just for a task, but for the context.
Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling’s reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just...
March 24, 2011 - 29 words,

Jesus saves. I don't know if he makes backups, however.
Jesus saves. I don’t know if he makes backups, however. Mar 24, 2011 5 :11...
March 24, 2011 - 17 words,

Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter's SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of node.js and @Tropo. #SoEasyAWriterCanDoIt
Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter’s SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of...
March 24, 2011 - 26 words,

Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow's @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz
Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow’s @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz Mar 24, 2011...
March 24, 2011 - 19 words,

I've been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don't know what to wear.
I’ve been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don’t know what to wear. Mar...
March 24, 2011 - 21 words,

Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back "how do I open this?" They're calling ME for tech support? *looks for a new print shop*
Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back "how do I...
March 24, 2011 - 36 words,

I'd never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop & start an EC2 instance.
I’d never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop...
March 23, 2011 - 27 words,

RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing the beer.
RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing...
March 23, 2011 - 24 words,

Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight?
Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight? Mar...
March 23, 2011 - 21 words,

Haven't seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap.
Haven’t seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap. Mar...
March 23, 2011 - 21 words,

Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with....
March 23, 2011 - 22 words,

I'd like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show them this: http://ow.ly/i/9ukM
I’d like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show...
March 23, 2011 - 25 words,

invisible Fence
The New York Times has a paywall now. Sorta. If you don’t choose to ignore it.
March 22, 2011 - 61 words,

The New York Times has a paywall now. And it's really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS
The New York Times has a paywall now. And it’s really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS...
March 22, 2011 - 22 words,

My wife is awesome. I'm in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings dinner and a beer to me in the office.
My wife is awesome. I’m in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings...
March 22, 2011 - 31 words,

Umm, if your board seat's gone after lots of financing rounds, you're no longer "a significant investor in the company" http://t.co/x0Km9my
Umm, if your board seat’s gone after lots of financing rounds, you’re no longer "a...
March 22, 2011 - 28 words,

Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a few open slots. Draft tonight.
Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a...
March 22, 2011 - 27 words,

Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has.
Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has. Mar...
March 21, 2011 - 21 words,

Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th anniversary they created @twitter to celebrate.
Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th...
March 21, 2011 - 28 words,

Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you've been married, "seems like forever" is not a good answer.
Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you’ve been...
March 21, 2011 - 31 words,

My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states.
My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states. Mar 21, 2011...
March 21, 2011 - 19 words,

Google Doc's new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to follow.
Google Doc’s new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to...
March 21, 2011 - 23 words,

In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new email address: /dev/null - please use that one in the future.
In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new...
March 21, 2011 - 33 words,

It's been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO
It’s been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO Mar 20, 2011 4 :47 via Twitter...
March 20, 2011 - 13 words,

Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate the next phase of Citizen Space? http://ow.ly/4i1I8
Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate...
March 19, 2011 - 29 words,

Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the drive.
Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the...
March 19, 2011 - 23 words,

And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda, except you have better hair, skin, & posture.
And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda,...
March 19, 2011 - 30 words,

Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good idea, but it fails miserably in practice.
Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good...
March 19, 2011 - 29 words,

Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped up Poster: http://t.co/SDl5ggT a #php app for logging http requests
Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped...
March 19, 2011 - 32 words,

New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it.
New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it. Mar...
March 18, 2011 - 21 words,

Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the docs and making me reading the source code to find out.
Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the...
March 18, 2011 - 33 words, 1 comment

I've spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that big.
I’ve spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that...
March 18, 2011 - 23 words,

A better status icon for @chrometa's Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt
A better status icon for @chrometa’s Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt Mar 18, 2011 1 :39 via...
March 18, 2011 - 16 words,

Black status icon for Chrometa
Replacing the status icon of Chrometa
March 17, 2011 - 137 words, 2 comments

RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks. You don't want to know what it will take t ...
RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks....
March 17, 2011 - 33 words,

MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren't ever espn or fox game of the week. Great for Cubs fans.
MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren’t...
March 17, 2011 - 34 words,

Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series; all blacked out from MLB.tv
Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series;...
March 17, 2011 - 27 words,

Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It's a good reason to drink. Me: I don't need a reason.
Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It’s a...
March 17, 2011 - 32 words,

If it weren't for live sports, I'd have no use for cable or satellite. Useful online access to baseball games would tip me over the edge.
If it weren’t for live sports, I’d have no use for cable or satellite. Useful...
March 17, 2011 - 33 words,

Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for millions of deaths & injuries each year
Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for...
March 17, 2011 - 29 words,

I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it will cause much damage? I might have gotten some on my shoes, too.
I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it...
March 17, 2011 - 35 words,

Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey)
Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey) Mar 17, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter...
March 17, 2011 - 11 words,

One of the great things about hosting other people's code is the number of times each week I get to say "seriously, THAT compiles?!?"
One of the great things about hosting other people’s code is the number of times...
March 16, 2011 - 31 words,

My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off.
My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off....
March 16, 2011 - 22 words,

I gave up Catholicism for lent.
I gave up Catholicism for lent. Mar 16, 2011 6 :34 via Twitter...
March 16, 2011 - 13 words,

Because some people asked... My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby meetup last night http://ow.ly/4fU5f
Because some people asked... My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby...
March 16, 2011 - 26 words,

Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays differently on different official clients.
Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off a discussion on styles of tai chi.
Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me?
I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me? Mar 15, 2011 6 :03 via...
March 15, 2011 - 16 words,

Some twitter clients display line breaks
Some twitter clients display line breaks Mar 15, 2011 5 :40 via Twitter...
March 15, 2011 - 13 words,

Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin
Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin Mar 15, 2011 5 :27 via...
March 15, 2011 - 16 words,

The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I'm not a spambot, I'm a spam human. Also I happen to be your cousin.
The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I’m not a spambot, I’m a spam human....
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter
Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter Mar 15, 2011 4 :07 via Twitter...
March 15, 2011 - 14 words,

Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs make? http://...
Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs...
March 15, 2011 - 24 words,

And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don't forget to ask about TPS reports so you can get some amusing spam too
And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don’t forget to ask about TPS reports so...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to become his next lady? http://REDACTED
Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash NCAA march madness insurance mobile herbal supplement
Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash...
March 15, 2011 - 29 words,

A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby sounds like a terrible idea.
A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby...
March 15, 2011 - 27 words,

Daily Reading from March 15, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. Why Twitter Should Think Twice About Bulldozing the...
March 15, 2011 - 58 words,

I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile phones have completely changed how kids see telephones.
I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile...
March 14, 2011 - 30 words,

Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last week: Vegetables are what food eats!
Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last...
March 14, 2011 - 28 words,

They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred?
They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred? Mar 14, 2011 7 :43 via Twitter...
March 14, 2011 - 13 words,

RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don't be silly, spambots can't introduce themse...wait, Twitter has real people now? Awesome.
RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don’t be silly, spambots can’t introduce themse...wait, Twitter has real people now?...
March 14, 2011 - 23 words,

Lots of new followers today. Don't be shy, introduce yourself.
Lots of new followers today. Don’t be shy, introduce yourself. Mar 14, 2011 6 :46...
March 14, 2011 - 17 words,

Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential market for a new size of glass.
Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential...
March 14, 2011 - 29 words,

After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I'll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid.
After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I’ll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid. Mar 14, 2011...
March 14, 2011 - 19 words,

I'm not at @Tropo's #sxsw event with @rackspace but I'm participating anyway. App to host Tropo recordings on CloudFiles almost complete
I’m not at @Tropo’s #sxsw event with @rackspace but I’m participating anyway. App to host...
March 14, 2011 - 28 words,

Hah, one of the "secret questions" for the Rackspace Cloud account is "Who let the dogs out?"
Hah, one of the "secret questions" for the Rackspace Cloud account is "Who let the...
March 14, 2011 - 24 words,

When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only 3 new followers though.
When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only...
March 14, 2011 - 26 words,

Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query string to your list name.
Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query...
March 14, 2011 - 27 words,

IPhone spell check suggestion for "Wrigley" is "stifled" which seems appropriate.
IPhone spell check suggestion for "Wrigley" is "stifled" which seems appropriate. Mar 13, 2011 8...
March 13, 2011 - 18 words,

I'm amused by people complaining about Twitter's new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and about buying the new iPad in the next.
I’m amused by people complaining about Twitter’s new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and...
March 13, 2011 - 30 words,

Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo this week. http://t.co/nhJCVHj
Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo...
March 13, 2011 - 25 words,

If Japan's now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates have changed, wonder if software smart enough to compensate
If Japan’s now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates...
March 13, 2011 - 31 words,

The earthquake sped up the Earth's rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks forward, or are we skipping that this year?
The earthquake sped up the Earth’s rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks...
March 13, 2011 - 30 words,

Daily Reading from March 13, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. How to Appear in the World Series (Without...
March 13, 2011 - 20 words,

Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight saving time 2am, remember to set your clock forward one hour
Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight...
March 12, 2011 - 33 words,

Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss.
Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss. Mar 12, 2011 8 :15 via Twitter...
March 12, 2011 - 15 words,

At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And @Tropo would love to sponsor your local drupalcamp.
At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And...
March 12, 2011 - 30 words,

Doctor's office with a "Like us on Facebook" sign. Really?
Doctor’s office with a "Like us on Facebook" sign. Really? Mar 12, 2011 5 :40...
March 12, 2011 - 17 words,

Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out where the BBQ and beer is
Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out...
March 12, 2011 - 28 words,

New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny.
New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny. Mar 12, 2011 2 :09 via Twitter...
March 12, 2011 - 14 words,

Apparently @klout doesn't want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4
Apparently @klout doesn’t want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4 Mar 12, 2011 10 :25...
March 12, 2011 - 17 words,

Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can't require ID for credit card transactions?
Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can’t require ID for credit card...
March 12, 2011 - 23 words,

Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it? We've just learned how Twitter views it.
Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it?...
March 12, 2011 - 29 words,

Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks.
Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks. Mar 11,...
March 11, 2011 - 20 words,

I'm not a workaholic. I'm a relaxaphobic.
I’m not a workaholic. I’m a relaxaphobic. Mar 11, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter...
March 11, 2011 - 14 words,

RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today.
RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today. Mar 11, 2011 2...
March 11, 2011 - 18 words,

RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn't want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4
RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn’t want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4 Mar...
March 11, 2011 - 21 words,

To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know where I left off?
To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know...
March 11, 2011 - 26 words,

Guess I'll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane last night.
Guess I’ll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane...
March 11, 2011 - 24 words,

RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see "Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications" by @akalsey
RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see "Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications" by...
March 11, 2011 - 23 words,

Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard.
Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard. Mar 10, 2011 9...
March 10, 2011 - 18 words,

Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some must visit restaurants in Orlando, FL? http://t.co/rNS41tS
Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some...
March 10, 2011 - 29 words,

Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O'Hare? My flight's delayed. Let's grab a drink.
Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O'Hare? My flight’s delayed. Let’s grab a drink. Mar 10,...
March 10, 2011 - 20 words,

Oh THAT'S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time.
Oh THAT’S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time. Mar...
March 10, 2011 - 21 words,

Voipdrupal was a success. We're going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch & Asterisk, too. Might even do vxml.
Voipdrupal was a success. We’re going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch...
March 10, 2011 - 29 words,

It's unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi
It’s unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi Mar 10, 2011...
March 10, 2011 - 19 words,

This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who cares? This isn't a branding talk, move on.
This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who...
March 10, 2011 - 30 words,

Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night. Had fun.
Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night....
March 10, 2011 - 24 words,

#drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo
drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo...
March 9, 2011 - 22 words,

Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute hike to awesome coffee. @Tropo is buying. Byo umbrella. #drupalchi
Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute...
March 9, 2011 - 32 words,

One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now!
One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now! Mar...
March 9, 2011 - 21 words,

Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I'm from Sacramento & tells me there's a @Chargify guy there. (waves at @lancewalley)
Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I’m from Sacramento & tells me there’s a...
March 9, 2011 - 28 words,

Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome
Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome...
March 8, 2011 - 22 words,

Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room at noon today http://t.co/kV6eCVG
Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room...
March 8, 2011 - 26 words,

RT @Tropo: If you're participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your entry in by 10am. Entry form: http://cot.ag/e ...
RT @Tropo: If you’re participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your...
March 8, 2011 - 30 words,

Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper submitted. Apparently only academics need apply.
Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper...
March 8, 2011 - 28 words,

I've got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from me; I don't want to ship them home. http://t.co/3PNybdz
I’ve got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from...
March 8, 2011 - 31 words,

Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you integrate Tropo's communications APIs.
Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you...
March 8, 2011 - 26 words,

Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork.
Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork. Mar...
March 8, 2011 - 21 words,

Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn't put it there.
Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn’t put it there. Mar...
March 8, 2011 - 21 words,

RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby at 2:30 for a field trip to the best Chicago co ...
RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby...
March 8, 2011 - 34 words,

The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs.
The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs. Mar 8, 2011 9 :56...
March 8, 2011 - 17 words,

Drupalcon kicks off with a... song?
Drupalcon kicks off with a... song? Mar 8, 2011 7 :13 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 13 words,

Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my hotel.
Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my...
March 7, 2011 - 23 words,

Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They bring some great products and companies.
Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I've got women's sizes, too.
Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I’ve got women’s sizes, too. Mar...
March 7, 2011 - 21 words,

Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren't your fault, then neither are your achievements.
Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren’t your fault, then neither are your...
March 7, 2011 - 23 words,

I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales pitch to me. I won't be calling you back, but I salute you.
I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales...
March 7, 2011 - 35 words,

If it weren't for spammers, I'd have no twitter followers at all.
If it weren’t for spammers, I’d have no twitter followers at all. Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is a friend that has passed away.
Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first time in her life.
I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first...
March 7, 2011 - 26 words,

How does "acai" have more syllables than letters?
How does "acai" have more syllables than letters? Mar 7, 2011 6 :45 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 15 words,

Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food?
Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food? Mar 7, 2011 6...
March 7, 2011 - 18 words,

RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this schedule for #sxswi - for app, platform and API geeks http: ...
RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this...
March 7, 2011 - 34 words,

Society: "You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who despise you." - Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead.
Society: "You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who...
March 7, 2011 - 29 words,

Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago.
Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago. Mar 7, 2011 2 :25 via Twitter...
March 7, 2011 - 13 words,

Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38 unless he's improved the disguise by adding 40 yrs & 70 lbs.
Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38...
March 7, 2011 - 34 words,

I'll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX
I’ll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/
RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ Mar 7, 2011 2 :01 via...
March 7, 2011 - 16 words,

.@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he's legally entitled to one of my kidneys should the need arise.
.@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he’s legally entitled to...
March 7, 2011 - 31 words,

Words every business traveler hates to hear: "the first class cabin has checked in full" and "this is a full flight"
Words every business traveler hates to hear: "the first class cabin has checked in full"...
March 7, 2011 - 28 words,

This call center hasn't changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic
This call center hasn’t changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic Mar 7, 2011...
March 7, 2011 - 19 words,

And the award for the "Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM" goes to @yoz: http://ow.ly/49tf4
And the award for the "Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM"...
March 7, 2011 - 26 words,

Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe. And then they try and tell me I opted in.
Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe....
March 7, 2011 - 32 words,

Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get this: http://screencast.com/t/33NTvNl1H6f
Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get...
March 7, 2011 - 24 words,

Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions?
Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions? Mar 7, 2011 8 :44...
March 7, 2011 - 17 words,

Daily Reading from March 07, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. On Clarity and Honesty — In the last...
March 7, 2011 - 53 words,

Reloading last night's tweet? Also obnoxious. “@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT.”
Reloading last night’s tweet? Also obnoxious. "@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please...
March 6, 2011 - 24 words,

Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT.
Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT. Mar 5, 2011 8 :13 via...
March 5, 2011 - 16 words,

My mother in law, who can't figure out how to text, just asked how to get on "the Twitter". The end is nigh.
My mother in law, who can’t figure out how to text, just asked how to...
March 5, 2011 - 30 words,

Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu
Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu Mar 5, 2011 2 :26 via...
March 5, 2011 - 16 words,

Why hasn't someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet?
Why hasn’t someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet? Mar 5, 2011 7 :42 via...
March 4, 2011 - 16 words,

In case it's not painfully obvious, I'm dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please.
In case it’s not painfully obvious, I’m dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please. Mar...
March 4, 2011 - 21 words,

The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti learned that trick from Sabean.
The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti...
March 4, 2011 - 27 words,

I'm sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo's Drupalcon contest, coveting the new Kindle. Makes my Kindle look old and fat.
I’m sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo’s Drupalcon contest, coveting the...
March 4, 2011 - 31 words,

"The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers..." http://ow.ly/48nsF Glad he didn't sign. 3/$21 WAY too much.
"The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers..." http://ow.ly/48nsF...
March 4, 2011 - 30 words,

RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in stormtrooper armor.
RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in...
March 4, 2011 - 24 words,

I'm looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if interested.
I’m looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if...
March 4, 2011 - 24 words,

Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas!
Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas! Mar 4, 2011...
March 4, 2011 - 19 words,

No, I'm not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all. Why do you ask?
No, I’m not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all....
March 3, 2011 - 26 words,

Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom
Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom Mar...
March 3, 2011 - 21 words,

Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.... fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just arrived http://plixi.com/p/81343689
Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.... fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just...
March 3, 2011 - 24 words,

Apple's marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30% slimmer iPad.
Apple’s marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30%...
March 3, 2011 - 24 words,

Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product, stable company. @ me for an intro.
Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product,...
March 3, 2011 - 29 words,

I'm out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week.
I’m out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week. Mar 3,...
March 3, 2011 - 20 words,

Daily Reading from March 03, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. Why Did It Take So Long for Newspapers...
March 3, 2011 - 60 words,

RT @Tropo: Tropo's heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of #Drupal modules for Tropo. http://cot.ag/eRtCWt
RT @Tropo: Tropo’s heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of...
March 2, 2011 - 27 words,

Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads?
Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads?...
March 2, 2011 - 22 words,

Daily Reading from March 02, 2011
Links to what I’ve been reading recently. Remote Project Briefing Basics — "Once upon a...
March 2, 2011 - 54 words,

We did a test search buy on a competitor's name. Found there's almost no search traffic for that competitor. Ad buys as competitive intel.
We did a test search buy on a competitor’s name. Found there’s almost no search...
March 1, 2011 - 31 words,

Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week, though.
Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week,...
March 1, 2011 - 23 words,

I'll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we're hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly w/ @tropo and @mheadd? http://cot.ag/eFXtxr
I’ll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we’re hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly...
March 1, 2011 - 27 words,

SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy.
SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy. Mar 1, 2011...
March 1, 2011 - 19 words,

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