A port of some classic text filters to Movable Type. Translate your posts into Jive, Texas Drawl, Cockney, Swedish Chef, Valley Girl, German Accent, or Hunting Wabbits. Continue reading...
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You’ll need to be using MT 2.6.
Do you have any examples of what the formatting turns your text into?
Sure…
Jive: Followin’ our tradishun uh bein’ among de fust t’snatch advantage uh ‘estensions t’de Movable Type plugin architecture, Kalsey Consultin’ Group proudly presents MovableJive, some po’t uh some classic text filters t’Movable Type 2.6
Texas Drawl: Following our tradition uh being among thuh fursd tuh take advantage uh extensions tuh thuh Movable Type plugin architecture, Kalsey Consulting Group proudly presents MovableJive, uh port uh sum classic text filters tuh Movable Type 2.6
Cockney: Followin’ our tradition of bein’ among the bleedin’ first ter take advantage of extensions ter the bleedin’ Movable Type plugin architecture, Kalsey Consultin’ Group proudly presents MovableJive, a port of some classic text filters ter Movable Type 2.6
Swedish Chef: Fulluoing ouour tredeetiun ouff beeng imung zee-a furst tu teke-a idfuontege-a ouff ixtensiuns tu zee-a Mufeble-a Type-a pluogeen ircheetectuore-a, Kelsey Cunsuolting Gruoup pruoudly presents MufebleJEEfe-a, a purt ouff sume-a clessic text feelters tu Mufeble-a Type-a 2.6
Valley Girl: Followin’ our tradition of bein’ among thuh first to take advantage of extensions to thuh Movable Type plugin architecture, man, Kalsey Consultin’ Group proudly presents MovableJive, oh, baby, a port of some classic text filters to Movable Type 2.6
German Accent: Followingkt our tradition uff beingkt among ze first to take adfantage uff extensions to ze Mofable Type plugin architecture, Kalsey Konsultingkt Group proudly presents MofableChife, a port uff some klassic text filters to Mofable Type 2.6
Hunting Wabbits: Fowwowing ouw twadition of being among de fiwst to take advantage of extensions to de Movabwe Type pwugin awchitectuwe, Kawsey Consuwting Gwoup pwoudwy pwesents MovabweJive, a powt of some cwassic text fiwtews to Movabwe Type 2.6
Also, some of the filters (especially Jive and Cockney) might introduce some language that some people might find offensive. Make sure to preview your entry before you save it if this is a concern to you.
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Jive, MovableJive
Excerpt: Jive, ach ja...
It’s not working.
Oh, sorry, it’s working allright! It’s with the textile plugin. Thanks. Very funny. :-)
Duck season! Wabbit season! Bork bork bork!
Can’t wait to try this one. :P
How do you add links and stuff? The filter tries to make HTML tags look Swedish too!
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Burk, Burk, Burk
Excerpt: Just something amusing to pass the time. Learn how to talk like the Swedish chef with the JiveFilter...
Trackback from The Long Letter
Jive talkin'
Excerpt: This is a test, and this is only a test. Hopefully it will at least be an amusing test — I'm playing with the MovableJive text formatting plugin for MovableType 2.6. I probably won't use this very often, but it could be fun from time to time. Inc...
Yeah, I can’t use this plugin, it completely destroys all my links, “hreff” anyvun-a? :(
Right now, it processes the entire entry, including anything inside HTML tags. Since I didn’t think anyone would actually use this plugin, I didn’t put a whole lot of thought into the processing. I just wanted to be the first person to release a formatting plugin.
But, since lots of people are using this, I’ll look into making it more useful.
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No jive talkin'
Excerpt: Unfortunately, at this point, the plugin mangles URL's (see the comments to the previous post) so I can't use it to post and link anywhere. With any luck that will be corrected at some later point, though…
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New Functionatlity for Blog
Excerpt: Vell I chust added mein first plugin into mein blog. It iss r-r-really pretty neat. If your r-r-readingkt zis it
this is mad funny. great work. I think every post i do about George W will have to be w/the Texas Drawl added to it.
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comments
Excerpt: MovableJive :: Kalsey Consulting Group Look at the comments! Now all comments have and will be processed by the above
Good work! A request, if possible… could you release a version where MovableJive appears only as one entry under the Text Formatting options, and uses tags instead of affecting the entire entry? Such as [jive] to activate the Jive filter and [/jive] to end it. That could be a possible solution for the corrupted URL problem, as well. Again, good work and thanks for this hilarious plug-in!
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New Version of MovableType
Excerpt: The blogs now utilize version 2.62 of "MovableType":http://www.movabletype.org/ . For those of you who are not familiar with MovableType, they
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Jive filtered
Excerpt: Everyone should see whut dis looked likes befo'e ah' added da damn Jive filter. Ah be baaad... Dere's also some few oders which I'll show ya' as de days go by. Slap mah fro. Right On! Show uh hands, how...
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Movable Jive
Excerpt: MovableJive :: Kalsey Consulting Group Ok man, Checking out this new Jive plug in, we will see what it does....
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What plugin?
Excerpt: Guess I should have specified the plugin I was using... it's MovableJive - Take a look at it, you can...
as for your jive plug does it actually use jive terminology i.e. “Let me ask you something” would translate to “Let me pull your coat for a minute” or “I’m hungry” would translate to “I’m starvin like marvin”. It seem this would require a rather advanced translator.
Actually if you show me the guts of it I could probably add in phrase subsitutions. There are a number of good jive dictionaries around.
The filter does simple text substitutions to give the text you write a jive “accent.” It doesn’t change any phrases for you. If you want to add that, download the plugin and give it a shot.
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A Boston English translator
Excerpt: MovableJive is an add-on for Movable Type (the software I use to write Boston Common and, foah that matter, build
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friday night at the bar (fhunting wabbits)
Excerpt: weww fwiday appwoaches us on de most wondewfuw of times fow de baw. it shaww be back to back tonight and pwobabwy a...
that is pretty neat. for some reason the movable type plugin manager did not like installing it for me. it never has had any problems before with the .gz plugins, but did not like the jiveplugin.zip for some reason.
not a big deal, after installing it i was shickled titless. it is pretty neat and certainly deserves to be with tikitext despite not being quite as practical.
i manually installed this into my plugins directory, and nothing showed up in the entry edit screen. i then re-installed it through the plugins manager, and still nothing. is there something i’m missing here?
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What's the Point of this?
Excerpt: I've been lookin' into installin' some photo gallery type plug-in fo' Moveable-type here so's ah' kin easily add pictures fum mah' Digital Camera. Sheeeiit. I've gots some ton hangin' around on mah' Hard Drive and ah' figured it would be...
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Stereotyped or humorous dialect filters
Excerpt: While preparing my entry about styling languages, I re-discovered many dialect translators. For example, if you want plugins for your webblog, you can easily get: For MovableType: MovableJive. For WordPress: the Text Filter Suite Plugin for WordPress (...
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I don’t see the following:
new formatting options available from the Edit Entry Screen
I’ve installed the plugin but I can’t figure out how to get it to work. Can somebody give me an idea what I might be missing? My brain is dead right now.
Thank you for your time and way cool idea plugin.